#Source: Superstore

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Cressida: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry-

Penelope: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.

Penelope: And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

[incorrectbatfam]

Diana: Clark, what was it you were complaining about yesterday? Remember?

Clark: Yeah. Why are our villains so ugly?

Bruce: No, how the Justice League keeps us under forty hours so they don’t have to give us benefits?

Clark: Oh, right, yeah. That sucks too.

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: We’re not leaving this room until we figure out this whole will they-won’t they, Kermit and Miss Piggy thing we got going on.

Elphaba: Wait, sorry, am I Kermit, or…

Glinda: Yeah, because you’re smart with skinny legs, and I’m Miss Piggy because I’m a star.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.

Elide: You do?

Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!

Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, on his communication device: Come on, what would you do if you were me?

Obi-Wan: If I was you, I would’ve killed myself years ago.

Anakin:

Anakin, tearing up: *voice cracking* Why do you even bother calling-

[angelofthenight]

Vance: We're not leaving this room till we figure out this whole will they, won't they, Kermit and Miss Piggy thing we got going on.

You: Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or…

Vance: Yeah, 'cause you're smart with skinny legs and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star.

[foolilazuli]

Klavier, talking about Apollo: I think there might be something there

Ema: How? Like literally, how? You just met him

Klavier: 1.He’s super cute, 2.He loves the law

Klavier: …I realize I don’t have a lot of boxes to check

Ema: Yeah, no surprise there

[bwaybby09]

During a Tornado Warning:

Les: What do we do if the tornado hits us?

Spot: Uh, what do we do if the tornado hit us? I'm not sure, maybe get blown away by it?!

Race: No, no, you hide under a doorway.

Katherine: No, no, no. That's an earthquake.

Davey: Actually, they say you're not supposed to do that anymore.

Albert: Who cares what they say not to do for something that's not happening.

Jack: They say that you should go towards the eye of the storm.

Spot: Where’s the eye of the storm, Jack?

Jack: I don’t know…

Spot: That’s what I thought.

Crutchie: Tell someone you trust.

Jack: No Crutchie, that's only if the tornado's molesting you.

*bonus*

Race: Okay, this is just a drill! Everyone grab a clutch buddy!

(Race grabs onto Spot)

Spot: Oh, get off me! No!

Race: Hold on to me!

Spot: Get off me!

Race: I am saving your life!

Spot: I don’t wanna be saved by you!

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Aemond: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry—

Jon: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.

Rhaegar: And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

[incorrectcanucks]

Quinn Hughes, right before heading onto the ice to take over a game: My point is there are people who do nothing and there are people who do something, and I am one of those people — the something group.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise, holding a crying Auggie at arms length: Hey, listen to me. You’re out of control, okay?

Eloise: You’re a baby. Your life is not that hard.

*Auggie cries louder*

Eloise: YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!

[the-black-bulls]

Asta, hyping up the squad to exercise more: Getting 10,000 steps a day reduces stress, it lowers your blood pressure and increases your lifespan!

Gauche: Yeah, I don't care. I don't plan on living past 30 anyway.

Noelle: 30? You're, um, you're under 30?

Gauche: What?

Noelle: Nothing. Wow. [to Asta] I'm in, I don't want to look older than my age in my twenties.

Gauche: What?

Noelle: Nothing, nothing.

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: I say this with love. It’s crazy you haven’t been murdered yet.

Elphaba: I know.

[autisticzenitsu]

Obanai: Mitsuri, you do know your Cute-Cat-A-Day-Calendar is a week ahead, right? Mitsuri: I get curious!

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Clara: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers or are you gonna help me fix this?

12: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Shut up. Sugar Logs? Do you remember Sugar Logs? Oh, I used to love these before everything had to be so damn healthy!

Donnie, reading the package: 300 grams of sugar?! A can of soda has like, 40.

Mikey, eating one: Mmmm, oh my god, so good!

Donnie: Most of these ingredients are just colors.