#Solomon Music

[eldritch-ace]

The Leading Man

I love how after watching Nightmare Time, TGWDLM implies that all the powerhouses of Hatchetfield were infected before the CCRP crew (also that Pokey plays favorites)

[nevvn]

saw a wizard meme and thought hm. what if it was solomon.

[wardback]

Can someone remind me how Corey Dorris plays both Bill "i can't live in a world without my daughter" Woodward AND Solomon "im trying to have an intelligent conversation with you stephanie, in other words, shut up" Lauter

I'd kill for bill and id just kill solomon

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Bill: Do you think we’re father and daughter in every universe?

Alice: I don’t know. I’d like to think so.

———————Meanwhile————————

Solomon: Bitch

Steph: You’re one to talk

[hipsternumbertwo]

Happy Father's Day to the HatchetDads! [StarKid Community]

[zeb-z]

dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.

[isogenderskitty]

tgwdlm really starts to feel very different when you realise the meteor actually wasn't the brain of the hivemind, and pokey just basically went "lmao watch this guys, these people are so stupid, i can just throw a big rock at this theatre and they'll all assume it's the source of everything" and the other lords in black probably all giggled about it for a minute straight

[atoneofconscious]

Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

idk why I keep running back to the most painful ppl I know…

[justarandombrit]

Hatchetfield as things my friends have said; a collection:

Bonus (from an old teacher):

[deardiaryts4]

Contains sims spice, 18+

After a long day Solomon pours himself a glass. Usually after a stressful day he likes to decompress with whiskey and a woman. But given that both the women in his life (unbeknownst to them) are causing him stress, he focuses on work.

He starts by opening up a word document on his computer and presses play on a voice recording.

Beginning - Previous - Next

[nogooddeetz]

never forget how i went 😧 the first time i saw corey and mariah’s father/daughter scenes in npmd after having seen them as bill and alice in tgwdlm. we really had to go from aww corey and mariah are playing dad and daughter again 🥺 to oh they’re… oh. it’s- it’s not the same. help

[666news-and-horoscopes]

[marvelmaniac715]

Someone needs to take this phone away from me because I’ve just come up with a potential way that Steph could’ve joined the hive in TGWDLM:

Her dad, singing to her about how he really does love her and regrets how he’s treated her. Perhaps to the tune of a lullaby, or something he hummed back when Steph was little, back when their family was whole. Steph doesn’t believe him, but she’s taken just off guard enough for Infected!Solomon to come close to his daughter, pull her in for a hug… and snap her neck.

[pinazee]

Still sick and bored. Heres a poll.

For this poll i specifically chose characters that had quite a bit of screen time but didn’t seem to have as much fanart or posts, or at least, the amount of screen time to posts ratio was lower than i would expect. Also i ran out of space.

(Lex and ethan i went back and forth on but ultimately i could see how some fans would consider them underrated)