#Sleeps with one eye open - he would
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Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#keefe sencen#sokeefe#he watches him and sophie's 5 year old little boy and 11 year old girl (she's currently applying for Foxfire) while sophie works#he does his own art pieces along with commissions at home#and the little boy can teleport so he's constantly dropping in on sophie and fitz at their job#(it's related to them being cognates or something idk)#and keefe has a panic attack because he looked away for one second to add a detail to his sketch and now his kid's gone#their kid drops into sophie's arms (or right outside the door of the building she works at)#and sophie gives him an eye roll and a disappointed look for freaking his father out and interrupting her#(he has absolutely appeared when she was in a super important meeting)#this is all based on the assumption that elves don't have some kind of basic schooling before foxfire or other schools like it#when he appears back at their residence (their leapmaster floor has an open roof for teleportation)#keefe is standing there frantically ready to catch him#and their girl (im shit with names) is standing there giving him a look like “I thought you weren't scared of anything”#and he's just caught the kid and is trying to rock him to sleep cause teleporting is tiring for a 5 year old#but he humors her while walking down the hall to his bedroom#“who said i wasn't?” “i do” “why?”#“nobody who actually beat an ogre would be scared of their child teleporting away”#“you'd be surprised”#(she doesn't beleive he actually fought dimitar and thinks it's an elaborate inside joke between sophie him and queen ro)#so they keep going back and forth with him being vague about the details because while he did beat dimitar#he is absolutely exaggerating all the details#“keefe you can't tell our kids you punched dimitar and he immediately surrendered” “please” “no”#and then they get to his room on the second floor and he shushes her so he can place the sleeping boy in his bed#i have so many thoughts about future sokeefe actually
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Join in! No seriously join in, please, come on, you were invited (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Sans#Papyrus#And a few others lol#Mix of things to make sure nothing's missed!#Starting with an idea I had fairly early lol - going to a party and only socializing with each other pfft#It's something smol and I would (and have) do/ne so to them it goes!#Sans at least some of the point of going to a party with other people is to socialize?#No lol#Walks past everyone and gives maybe a casual in-passing greeting but hovers around Papyrus the whole time#Papyrus on the other hand quite sociable! Just a bit less graceful haha ♪#Keep at it boys whatever makes you happy#Very slightly egg-shaped Sans! He's very clearly not sleeping don't you know lying is wrong#''but I lie all the time - on my mattress and the couch and the floor'' alright lol#Sleeps with one eye open - he would#There are some specific quirks I like to indulge in when drawing skeletons so I just piled them all up into one big piece! And it's weird!#I had fun tho hehe ♪ I like the weird socket-like shapes all over in the brow and on the nose of the bridge#I kept Sans' mouth cartoony and I'm not sure how I feel about the slightly more realistic teeth on Papyrus hmmm#He does have that line in his text sprite! Beak child#Weird little style things all over lol#And finally some cool guys in sunglasses! Or - one cool guy and one silly fellow lol#I was inspired by some very lovely pieces with Sans and it made me want to try a slightly more dynamic pose#And that ended up introducing glasses and Papyrus needed to join in! Very important haha#I'm quite pleased with both of them :) They look very cute and happy <3
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MARK LEE aka no. 1
23 years old, college student, majors in physical education, specializes in jumping rope
#nctinc#mklnet#nct#mark lee#mark#nct dream#tusermlee#useroro#kiwitracks#his s/o better sleep with one eye open at night#i made this solely bcs i wanted the 4th gif on my blog btw#love when they style him like a youth pastor#my bb ........... need to smooch his pretty face#such a pretty boy#<3333#mine*edits#also this is a lie he would be a lit major#specializing in the romantic period
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yk the meme with a character saying " i wonder how i taste" and the other saying "i can help with that" and both thinking about cannibalism.
Yes that's yi ha-neul and azrael to me. Yes i think azrael would do it if given the opportunity
#yi ha-neul would have to sleep with one eye open if he knew that#azrael Once Again. Being weird about the literal god of death.#yomo ocs?!#yi ha-neul#azrael
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i think if what happened in the new ep ever happened to my stolas bc his scheme got exposed, he would actually stage a coup.
#helluva boss spoilers /#tbd.#u know when birds get mad and they fluff up <- yeah him.#he would NOT let that slide.#satan: you're banished.#stolas: *hands on hips* 🤨 no i'm not.#( he would promptly be escorted off the premises lmao. but he would be soooo livid. three days of moping then it's back to business. )#andrealphus sleep w one eye open bestie <3
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doesn't matter who wins, at the end of the day i want what's best for yuki tsunoda 😭
#amgf is yapping. . .#also mclaren winning because i would actually tear up#they deserve it#ferrari can fuck off!!!!!#but any ways back to yuki 🥹🥹🥹#he absolutely deserves the world and i will support him wherever he ends up with#red bull sleep woth one eye open i'd rather checo stay in that seat for the next season because fuck y'all
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teehee i now have a very very wonderful photo
#me leaning and slightly sleeping on the guy i like#🤭🤭#for those who follow my lore closely (so i think only milo) this isn't the cute guy in history whom i have never spoken to#this is the now pretty close friend in my school friendgroup who i had a big crush on for a few months#i became less obsessed with him but that was definitely a good thing i think crushes get unhealthy when they're too strong#and i still think he's cute obviously i mean i liked him for looks alone the first couple weeks#anyway today at this party i was sitting next to him and ended up sleeping next to him three times in succession#i mean kind of sleeping looking back i probably did doze off at points but it was kindaaa fake sleep#first time i edged toward his shoulder but didn't fully have my head resting against it#then i ducked my head up and said i wasn't asleep just resting and we laughed a little#i think he said he wanted to draw on my face avjddhbd#anyway second time my head inched toward his shoulder and was fully on there teehee#then when i ducked my head back up he was like awwe its okay and kinda tucked my head back against his shoulder#i was GEEKING bro 😭😭 i opened my eyes those three times when people questioned my sleepiness bc i could not keep a straight face#i was fighting to contain a grin the whole time#uuughh and he was saying how he didn't want to move and was getting people to pass him things abdjbdhd#he could have kicked me off but he didn't!! that's so cute#i was hoping someone would get a photo and a couple people did and they're so cute#gawwddd idk if now is the right time for anything but i really like him i enjoy his presence immensely#he's so nice he's not absolutely perfect of course but he's such a sweet guy#im thinking of that one tumblr relationship advice post about how the ancients didn't stumble across fully built temples#they found a flat place with good grass and water nearby they found a good place to build and then built#if there's any chance of things happening between us iiii think it's a good place to build#literally my only personal downsides for him are such minor things that could definitely change with age and maturing#it's just a lack of motivation or passion toward things and sometimes a bit of a lack of consideration#but i know im guilty of that too and he really is so nice he never acts maliciously#never at all augh he's so sweet#oscar.exe
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*COUGH*
The Resistance has PTSD of AFO using Cynthia's piano theme
*COUGH*
#the resistance (kudo and bruce) would be around our year so. they definitely know about cynthia#many a men: [PTSD]#thought of this cuz i was reminded of volo forcing me to actually use my brain#running around so easily and BAM heres a theme warning you that ☆it's time to die!☆#i stalled that battle so hard for over half an hour#anyway i think that cynthias theme should play whenever the resistance encountered afo#bruce (the only one with common sense): *in the sewers* Why do I hear piano#AFO: *right behind them*#i think cynthias theme matches. i still have a bundled knot of feelings over fighting volo and hes not even as bad as cynthia apparently#*a century later* *kudo sleeping in the void* *Midoriya plays cynthias theme* *kudo's eyes snap open*#AFO absolutely wouldve used the natural terror of cynthias theme for his own Demon Lord aesthetic#the ingrained terror of begging for mercy against cynthia? yeah AFO is just gonna snatch that to make everyone cower before him#can u imagine being in the resistance and AFO frickin. plays cynthias theme throughout a barren wasteland. you dont know why.#all you know is that your nerves are rising. and All For One [The Demon Lord] floats down to ruin your last few seconds of life#kudo: (terrified) THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE.#some resistance member with a record of trolling people with sound effects and background music: Leader I swear it's not me this time-#afo#all for one#kudo#bruce#spoilers#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#AFO to cynthias theme already being ingrained as a terror response to everyone: It's Free Real Estate!#whos gonna stop him the government? there IS no government. /HE/ is the god of Japan at this point#alright everyone i think this is something that can absolutely be used in resistance fics or resistance-recollections of AFO#the darn terror.#i didnt elaborate but i mean cynthia as in PKMN champion cynthia (tag limit)
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btw if i see misha collins slash castiel in my dreams again i will go insane. laat time i watched spn he was there always . hes there again . let me out
#sorry for yapping . no im not actually#fun fact one time at my bfs place we were watching spn until like 5am#i went to sleep he stayed up#and decided to print out a picture of misha collins . and put it right above my head on the wall#and record me sleeping and moving around as if i would see him#i did see him#when i woke up to piss few hours later . bro what imagine opening your eyes and you see misha collins that was not there when you went sleep#anyway goodnight
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natsuyuu dream moment
(read in tags if you want, kinda long)
#woah#think i’ll hide it in the tags bc im a little shy#it was an episode with tanuma natsume kitamoto nishimura#no taki sadly 💔#but i don’t exactly remember the whole conflict but they were placed by the ocean#i think some type of like fungi/parasite youkai was starting to infest the area and natsume n nyanko were trying to find the cause of it?#there was a few funny moments with the group were natsume and tanuma would just talk to or about youkai near nishimura and kitamoto but#they just didn’t care😭😭#very cute tanunatsu sequence where they both went swimming in the ocean with i think from the start playing in the bg#uhhh#oh#i do remember this super creepy part where the group is sleeping together in a room and nyanko wakes up bc of some odd feeling#and when he goes over to natsume to wake him up natsumes is laying down with his head turned to the side n his eyes are wide open with what#looks like#cordyceps growing near his eye and face#nyanko wakes him up and kicks away the youkai fungus growing on him and when everyone starts waking up the shot pans out to all these bugs#just crawling and skittering around the room#natsume and tanuma are the only ones that notice it ofc#natsume says some stuff i don’t remember nishimura says something funny i don’t remember#and then i woke up 💔#this is actually the coolest dream i’ve ever had#i might draw some stuff i remember from it bc it was so cute but also super creepy 😭
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anonymous asked: "Munya munya." Is that Veri wiggling its way towards Ratio? It seems curious, but also unable to tell that this is not its master. They lick his face.
there it is; the walking conclusion to his latest experiment ( read: excuse to pet the famed veri ). the doctor leaned down, of course, and allowed some displays of affection, though he couldn't help but feel off about the fact that a pet presumably named after him was giving such sincere attention towards the face he was wearing.
he still pet the little guy, though.
#;anonymous#▷ outside correspondence ◁ ask.#▷ i would not say that ◁ crack.#;aventio#// sleep w one eye open @aven he's gonna nick this lil fella
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One of those texts I kind of need to sit on before I decide how I'm going to word it.
I never know how to start these, but I always have an idea on what to say. Your opinion of me actually matters a lot & the implication that you believe that I lie to you or I'm not doing enough is kinda hurtful. It comes across to me like my effort is worthless to you & that what I want doesn't matter at all. I wouldn't bring it up if I didn't think you cared, and I know you're going through a lot and shouldn't have to worry about me, but I'm getting mixed signals that are really throwing me off. What do you want from me? Am I asking too much of you and you don't know how to tell me? I sincerely want to be there for you, regardless of what it looks like to get to that point, but if you don't want me there you can tell me! What you want matters just as much, if not more, to me. I'm not the kind of person to be hostile about things if they don't work out. I don't want to be another source of stress or negativity for you, and I don't want you to be afraid of being honest with me. I constantly question if you're just too nice to tell me you aren't interested anymore, and even if you are, I might need more reassurance than you can give me because I don't think I'm very worth it to anyone for anything. If you don't think I'm trying hard enough then tell me what I need to do to change that! I'm at the point of just not knowing what I bring to your life, if anything at all. You don't need to deal with me on top of everything else, so, I'm sorry for this. Even if you don't text me back I'll feel better once I get it out there. The only thing I've ever been afraid of is not communicating exactly how much I care about you & how much you mean to me - even if it doesn't matter to you, or you don't believe me. If there comes a day where we aren't in each other's lives anymore for whatever reason, I don't want either of us to question what could've been said or done differently or regret not doing more.
#I'm gonna sleep on this one. This could be a Monday night text. Or tomorrow#I'll refine this better. I think it's important to stress the whole Gemini factor here#REALLY mixed signals. If you want me to go just say it#I don't have time for the bait and switch yknow#I don't even think he's aware. Micheal said it pretty straight up and I know he's probably right#But I will be goddamned if I don't give it my best and most honest shot.#I think about Sean a lot sometimes and how much I miss him. It could make me cry#I never got the chance to tell him anything. To show him I made it#He will NEVER get here. He will always be stuck when and where and how he died and that fucking kills me#That pain and raw grief are what keep me going at this point.... he will never experience life after that moment in time#And I am so scared that the same thing will happen to my s/o and he will walk into it with eyes open#And I can't communicate that fear to him. That profound sadness. Watching a movie over and over and hate the ending#It's *hard*. How many times can I watch it happen? How many times will it keep happening? Take my fucking revolution or whatever#I woke up angry today and im committed to being empty and full of resentment I think#I just want to talk to Sean. He would say the same thing micheal did I bet.#God I really miss him huh. Crying and shit or whatever. I don't have time for this#Sean would laugh at me for crying over some hot guy who I am clearly the side girl to#Lmao I would laugh too. Yeah. Get it together.#It's just another relapse so relax sit back and take a deep breath......
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playing bg3 on release with no major spoilers was truly a privilege (I think?)
honestly feel like I learn new things everyday and wonder how much truth there is to certain statements
seems like early access was madness
#text#did they really add fan content? did the fans opinions sway that much?#I would have NEVER survived the gale and wyll hate they are my favorites#I know about the bing bong thing (who cares)#lol jk#was the astral sex scene really inspired by a fan art like is that real#why did they make lae’zel nicer that I did notice that#og karlach design was an L for Larian#that Swen Sven ikea fuckwad who said he dumbed down shadowheart and thinks killing gale is best ending is enemy no 1#count yo days if you ever come to the Deep South Straight Outta Waterdeep I would sleep with one eye open
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rip ed teach you would have loved yorkshire tea biscuit brew
#making myself one atm. trying to get down this old box before i open another#that is also old but i just forgot it was in the back of the cupboard#anyway he’d hear that it was tea that tasted like biscuits and his eyes would go SO WIDE#i need to write a modern au so he can have some#or roach can just invent it who cares#anyway can you tell i can’t sleep#quill to paper#personal
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neil gaiman better watch himself for the foreseeable future
#i hope he knows he’ll be responsible for my snuffing#what if i#kay#em#ess#screaming#i’m inconsolable#what was that ending#literally what if i#ké#m#esssss#sleep with one eye open neil#if anyone would like to yell at each other about that#pls dm me#good omens#good omens s2#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#good omens season two#good omens s2 spoilers
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#okay uhh hear me out #bible
/endID]

#addition is funny but also#sighs#anyone who thinks gabe would be jealous of clem finding a partner if they reunited . whoever started that sleep w one eye open#yall he was 14 and knew her for a week i think he's gotten over it by now .#also his crush on clem was such a minor part of his character why r u all making it his one defining trait#can anyone hear me is this thing on hello#<- *clapping in an empty theater* woo!#the-shark-well#Forgotten Videotapes_UwU
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