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#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#I don't want him fixed#YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM#he's no fun fixed#I want him whipped and INSANE#come into MY HOUSE#try to fix MY MAN#lol jk#It was just too funny to me#had to say it
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#the real reason I like humanized versions#lol jk#…unless#fnaf daycare attendant#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#my art#I love their biblically accurate and pretty boy versions equally#those rays tho#and the hat#I cry everytime
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Agatha S2 & Wiccan show work as one for me. Kathryn stays as a comedic genius across Joe's baby Wiccan where they grow closer while exploring plot points like-lack of control over their magic, dealing with guilt & darkness that comes with it, acknowledging that Billy was created from scratch too and is the son that survived. There's a story here with these two:)
Billy's identity crisis
Billy and Wanda
Both Wanda and Agatha have been written to have lost their chance at raising their boys, until now that they meet Billy but the story is more sophisticated that just giving a son back- it's what these women actively choose to do for him, and what all he returns, all in the backdrop of immeasurable potential that ties these characters together, along with an emotional bond.
Wanda lends Billy her greatness while the Kaplans keep him grounded and Agatha essentially raises the Demiurge. I cant wait for her to break it to him like she did to Wanda, except they would have grown much closer by the time and she would have such a proud face.
I am going to be delulu here on and write a scene where Billy's sheer unadulterated wish of wellbeing for Agatha, actually resurrects her(involving tears and all the dramatics), tying it all with the origins of the primordial elder god Demiurge, who Billy is understood to be a derivative of, destined to become the sentient force of LIFE, representing everything on the earth's biosphere.(I might or might not have a tiny plant grow out of Billy's tears, cuz baby that's life)
If MCU can have Wanda play with the chaos magic lore, so can Billy. I just read a short thread on Chaos Magic and it essentially connects back to the origin of life, probability of existence, that i derive to be the big bang. Bro carries stars on his suit. What did we expect.
#billy kaplan#agatha all along#billy maximoff#joe locke#marvel#agatha harkness#wiccan#mcu#wanda maximoff#demiurge#brain storming#marvel theory#mcu theory#jac schaeffer#if you're reading this#give me a chance#lol jk#agatha show#wiccan show#vision quest#heartstopper#elizabeth olsen#scarlet witch#lilia calderu#rio vidal#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#young avengers
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(anime sparkling sounds)
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#john marston#javier escuella#jovier#kayomin#what if john tripped and fell on top of javier while he was playing the guitar like the classic anime move#plot twist what if john tripped on purpose#or plot twist: javier (or someone else) calculated john's walk and placed the convenient rock in anticipation#lol jk#john's ass shot was going to be flat shaded but...
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how born avery
#lemme teach u about the birds and the bees my friend#lol jk#or am i.........#inside out#inside out 2#inside out fear#inside out disgust#disear#fashion disaster#my art#doodles#ask
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Hey Arnold 2024 Shortaki Week! Day 3- "Trapped" lyrics by genesis
#shortakiweek#hey arnold#shortaki#betaruga-HA#this boy falls in love with his bully ok he gun be a FREAK#lol jk#not really tho from a psyche standpoint iiiiiiits actually kinda funny lmao#arnold finally realizing the little pink book of sappy poetry about him is hers#him realizing he's actually batshit insane#step on me again lmaaoooooO
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I can't help but think half of Silver's childhood involved Sebek's family saying "no Lilia" over and over.
"Who needs a bottle? A mug will do!" "Lilia no."
"Oh, baby Silver needs a bath, I'll give him some privacy even though he can barely hold his head up." "Lilia, no!"
"Oh, wants to work the stove alone at 5 yrs old? Well, indepence is a good thing!" "Lilia, no."
"Welp, he's old enough to start training! Here's a real sword to practice with." "No, Lilia!"
"Welp! I'm off to travel for weeks on end! Take of the house all alone in the middle of the woods full of bears and wolves!" "Dammit, Lilia! Will you read the parenting book already?!
#lol jk#jk#I know lilia had a rough time time at the start but he's not that irresponsible#I hope#Thank goodness Malleus checked in and and actually read the parenting book#lilia vanrouge#twst#mine#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver twst#silver vanrouge#silver twisted wonderland#lilia twst#lilia twisted wonderland#zigvolt family#but seriously
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There, you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her.
#the little mermaid#the little mermaid 2023#ariel x eric#disney#disneyedit#disneynetwork#bigfrozensix#disneyfeverdaily#disneydaily#disneymydear#nessa007#userthing#tlmedit#them#always them#forever them#if you don’t get them! that’s on you🫵🏾#lol jk
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yeah for the ask game, I have psychoanalyzed your fic and concluded that you suffer from a serious condition called “wanting to top bruce wayne”.
don’t we all??
#lol jk#isn’t that why we’re here tho anon#bruce wayne#batman#dc#asks#theresurrectionist#myfic#anon#ask game
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Keanu Reeves performing at The Roxy in Los Angeles - July 18, 2023
#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#flashing gif#derailed my whole day#LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS#I LOVE AN OLD MAN#bassist bf#gettin real sick of this tall old man giving me cute aggression#lol jk#get you a man who will give you cute aggression and also cause you to want to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#iykyk#me 5'4": i will pick him up#men tucking their hair behind their ear..... *air raid sirens*#he just vibin#i love him your honor#also i love arm#we're not gonna talk about the fingers we're not#*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#*me in my yard apologizing to abc news*#i didn't need 14 gifs but tumblr said i could so suffer with me i guess#or take me out back idc#i don't think im gonna survive this tour#clearly#i was gonna talk about man sweat but it made me feel like that one orc from lotr so i won't#it's me hi im the problem it's me#does that bass wanna trade places? i am free 24/7 365 just call me thank you for your time
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Uuuh... made this fire comic, I think a new talent unlocked XP
(Help me, i've been obsessing over these two lmaoo, they literally belong together)
Haha
#phoenix wright#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#shipping#my otp#otp#funny#meme#so hot and sexy#fanfic#smut fic#smut fanfiction#lol#comics#lol jk#lol jk jk#im normal#i have a problem#why am i like this#why did i make this#art#ace attorney edgeworth#fandom#ironic#im kidding#this is a joke#yaoi#old man yaoi#ship art
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Heaven's dumpster fire everyone!!
#adam hazbin hotel#adam x reader#adam hazbin hotel x reader#adam hazbin x reader#first husband worst husband#they should've given him a boyfriend#he likes puss too much#make his true love a boy#don't kill him#oops too late#LOL JK#I LOVE THIS BASTARD
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I often forget that you’re not just the core four yj members stacked on top of each other in a trench coat
hahahaha I wish I was! Yj98 are clearly the best Teen Hero team EVER, and being them would be very rad.
(“Nobody says rad anymore Tim-” “shut up Kon everyone says rad” “No not really, that’s just you dude” “says the guy who exclusively uses future lingo” “future lingo is cool Cassie!” “You mean ra-” “TIM!”)
#Lol jk#thanks for the ask tho!#ask#yj98#yj#90s young justice#tim drake#kon el kent#kon el#cassie sandsmark#bart allan#bart allen#red robin#robin#kon el superboy#superboy#wondergirl#impulse#young justice#young just us#dc comics#dc impulse#yj 1998#yj core four
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The Past 💛 Atlas
As I approach the club, the bass is already thumping from the floor above. Despite the cold, they have the large floor-to-ceiling accordion doors open wide to allow the air to flow for the dancers and DJ. Something I’m sure I’ll be grateful for later.
I notice Ash first, his back is to me with his teal hair practically glowing in the neon lights. He’s standing with Lex and a few of her friends in a circle on the side of the building. I met Lex’s friends once before at a concert last year, but I don’t remember any of their names. They all seem nice enough, but it wasn’t exactly the environment to get to know them, and I doubt tonight will be any different.
“Atlas!!” Lex squeals and runs toward me at full speed when she notices me walking up. I smile and brace myself as she jumps up and attaches herself to me, squeezing the air from my lungs. “I’m so happy you came!”
“Happy Birthday!” I say when she releases her grip, and I set her back on her feet.
“Thank you. Now, give me your hand,” she demands. I do as she says, and she places a small tablet in the center of my palm.
“Aha, what did you bring?” I ask, but she just smiles and pulls on my arm, leading me to the rest of the group.
I wave hello to everyone as we approach, and then sidle up next to Ash and lean into him to say, “Hey.”
He looks up at me and smiles, “Glad you could make it.”
“Did you take one of these?” I ask, showing him the tablet Lex gave me.
“Not yet,” he says, “still deciding if I want to.”
“I’m only going to take half if you want to split it with me.”
“Yeah, actually, that’s a good idea. I hate getting too fucked up.”
“Me too,” I say as I bite the edge of it, careful not to bite it directly in half because I know it will crumble a bit anyway. The flavor is incredibly bitter, almost too much even for me. I feel a little guilty handing the other half to Ash and watching his face twist up as he swallows it.
One of Lex’s friends, a petite girl with a blonde pixie cut and glitter covering her eyelids, hands us her water bottle, “Here, you guys can finish it.”
“Thank you,” I say sincerely. She is now my favorite. “Remind me what your name is?”
“Blair,” she smiles and points to herself
“Right, thank you, Blair.” I take a small sip of water, just enough to wash away whatever crumbs are left behind in my mouth, and then hand the bottle to Ash who happily chugs the rest.
“Thank you so much,” he says to Blair before walking over to toss the bottle in the recycle bin.
Once inside, we stop at the counter to check our jackets with a bubbly woman who is offering everyone a Starburst from a bowl placed conveniently next to a tip jar complete with a QR code to tip digitally if you don’t have cash. I don’t touch the candy, but I do leave a generous tip when I hand her my favorite zip-up hoodie. She hands me back a numbered stub, and I take a photo of it with my phone before shoving it into my pocket, just in case.
I turn to step aside and make room for the others but stop when I see Ash pulling his hoodie up over his head. His t-shirt is stuck to it causing it to rise up and expose the bare skin of his waist. My brain short-circuits, all thoughts leaving my mind aside from the image of wrapping my hands around that waist, of getting on my knees and— “Ow!”
Lex pinches the back of my arm, snapping me back to reality. I look over at her and she points at me, her eyes squinting to a glare behind her glasses, clearly in best-friend-protection mode. “What was that for?” As if I don’t already know. She’s forgiven me for the way I hurt Ash before but obviously not forgotten.
“Don’t play dumb with me. I’m watching you.”
I hold my hands up in surrender, “You have nothing to worry about, I promise.”
“Mhm,” is all she says before turning away and hooking arms with Ash as they walk up the stairs.
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#narrator voice: but she did have something to worry about#lol jk#or am i#all i know is.. it's gonna be a long night#🪩🕺💛🩵#cw drugs#ts4#ts4 simblr#ts4 story#sims 4#sims 4 storytelling#sims 4 challenge#starsignchallenge#starsignlegacychallenge#gen1 aries#aries pt4#past#atlas stephens#asher goode#lex mcphee#blair#tess#charlee#i already forgot lex's friends last names#note to future me#pls update character tags
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Raudrey book 1 finale summary
#can't relate personally i think it was hot af of him#but to each their own i guess#lol jk#anyway raphael romance is going great#the ship is not sinking we are just remodelling into a submarine!!#romance club#romance club memes#astrea's broken heart#rc audrey#rc raphael#bitch speaks#rc update#rc spoilers
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Sometimes a ship is a gayass, his glamorous bestie, and their sleep deprived husband
#you arent aloud to know what this mean#lol jk#its dandys world#glisten dandys world#dandys world teagan#rodger dandys world#reflective detective#teagan x rodger#i dont ship teagan x glisten#i think of it as like#glisten and teagan both with rodger but not w each other#and maybe teagan w shrimpo but i also love shrimpo ships so i cant decide on my fav
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