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#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#I don't want him fixed#YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM#he's no fun fixed#I want him whipped and INSANE#come into MY HOUSE#try to fix MY MAN#lol jk#It was just too funny to me#had to say it
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if the Batfamily all wake up one morning magically branded/marked with their suit insignia/design on their bare skin, who ends up looking the coolest and who has the worst time trying to hide their secret identity?



#and why are they both dick?#lol jk#but truly I think he’d have the most to hide with the finger stripes?#unless it also brands the mask or helmet#then Jason Tim and Bruce are screwed#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#Gotham#you know who’d get a kick out of that? Gotham#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason todd#red hood#batfam#magic
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Cough
#the real reason I like humanized versions#lol jk#…unless#fnaf daycare attendant#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#my art#I love their biblically accurate and pretty boy versions equally#those rays tho#and the hat#I cry everytime
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(anime sparkling sounds)
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#john marston#javier escuella#jovier#kayomin#what if john tripped and fell on top of javier while he was playing the guitar like the classic anime move#plot twist what if john tripped on purpose#or plot twist: javier (or someone else) calculated john's walk and placed the convenient rock in anticipation#lol jk#john's ass shot was going to be flat shaded but...
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Agatha S2 & Wiccan show work as one for me. Kathryn stays as a comedic genius across Joe's baby Wiccan where they grow closer while exploring plot points like-lack of control over their magic, dealing with guilt & darkness that comes with it, acknowledging that Billy was created from scratch too and is the son that survived. There's a story here with these two:)
Billy's identity crisis
Billy and Wanda
Both Wanda and Agatha have been written to have lost their chance at raising their boys, until now that they meet Billy but the story is more sophisticated that just giving a son back- it's what these women actively choose to do for him, and what all he returns, all in the backdrop of immeasurable potential that ties these characters together, along with an emotional bond.
Wanda lends Billy her greatness while the Kaplans keep him grounded and Agatha essentially raises the Demiurge. I cant wait for her to break it to him like she did to Wanda, except they would have grown much closer by the time and she would have such a proud face.
I am going to be delulu here on and write a scene where Billy's sheer unadulterated wish of wellbeing for Agatha, actually resurrects her(involving tears and all the dramatics), tying it all with the origins of the primordial elder god Demiurge, who Billy is understood to be a derivative of, destined to become the sentient force of LIFE, representing everything on the earth's biosphere.(I might or might not have a tiny plant grow out of Billy's tears, cuz baby that's life)






If MCU can have Wanda play with the chaos magic lore, so can Billy. I just read a short thread on Chaos Magic and it essentially connects back to the origin of life, probability of existence, that i derive to be the big bang. Bro carries stars on his suit. What did we expect.

#billy kaplan#agatha all along#billy maximoff#joe locke#marvel#agatha harkness#wiccan#mcu#wanda maximoff#demiurge#brain storming#marvel theory#mcu theory#jac schaeffer#if you're reading this#give me a chance#lol jk#agatha show#wiccan show#vision quest#heartstopper#elizabeth olsen#scarlet witch#lilia calderu#rio vidal#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#young avengers
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Hey Arnold 2024 Shortaki Week! Day 3- "Trapped" lyrics by genesis
#shortakiweek#hey arnold#shortaki#betaruga-HA#this boy falls in love with his bully ok he gun be a FREAK#lol jk#not really tho from a psyche standpoint iiiiiiits actually kinda funny lmao#arnold finally realizing the little pink book of sappy poetry about him is hers#him realizing he's actually batshit insane#step on me again lmaaoooooO
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how born avery
#lemme teach u about the birds and the bees my friend#lol jk#or am i.........#inside out#inside out 2#inside out fear#inside out disgust#disear#fashion disaster#my art#doodles#ask
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"Vander and Silvo grew up like brothers! Them being together is weird!"
Ok, listen. You're valid, but listen. In the original universe we get, I completely agree. Vander nearly killing Silco and them fighting for dominance of Zaun is brother vs brother, power vs power activity. I don't think that universe went any further. There was no room for it to go beyond that betrayal and bitter feelings.
Within the Timebomb universe however I think they became something more after reconciling.
The letter was found, they talked it out, probably fought (which, head cannon, probably left Vander with a new scar somewhere we didn't see) but after that I think they saw each other in a new light. They were now on completely even footing, fighting for the exact same vision of Zaun in the exact same way, through peace vs violence because now they've seen what violence brings and they don't want that to happen ever again.
They don't want to lose each other again.
They only really had each other, Powder and Vi to take care of after losing their parents, which is what probably got them thinking about being together as a couple of they hadn't been thinking about it already.
I just can't read their reactions/looks in that universe in any other way. It's just too tender? I just look at them looking at each other and see, "unwavering devotion."
Two kings rule over Zaun in that universe and they're very happily married, despite everything that's happened. Because how could they not be after everything that's happened?
#i just know from past relationships that if i was in vander or silcos shoes i wouldnt want to let go of my partner#like id still be close to them if someone else came along romantically or something#like they still were when powder and vi's parents were around#but if it was JUST US which it looked like it was in the timebomb universe#and we were taking care of a child or two together while trying to rebuild our world?#I'd have them as my romantic partner no doubt#i would just never want anything to come between us again#theres the whole killing eachother thing to take into account of course but you know#when living in a world so dangerous as the one in arcane at that moment thats not much more than just a fight#a really REALLY bad fight but one they clearly got over somehow so you knoooooow -shrugs-#anyway#arcane#arcane vander#arcane silco#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#zaundads#arcane zaun#listen all i can think about is them doing something very domestic and just falling into eachother in the most natural way possible#its all fun and games until someone kisses back with a little too much enthusiasm then suddenly BAM pregnant#lol jk#...unless?
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the real villain of tsh 👀
#lol jk#the theories about this are kinda fun tho#catamount tsh#the secret history#richard papen#henry winter#bunny corcoran#francis abernathy#charles macaulay#camilla macaulay#tsh#tsh donna tartt#secret history#ts
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I can't help but think half of Silver's childhood involved Sebek's family saying "no Lilia" over and over.
"Who needs a bottle? A mug will do!" "Lilia no."
"Oh, baby Silver needs a bath, I'll give him some privacy even though he can barely hold his head up." "Lilia, no!"
"Oh, wants to work the stove alone at 5 yrs old? Well, indepence is a good thing!" "Lilia, no."
"Welp, he's old enough to start training! Here's a real sword to practice with." "No, Lilia!"
"Welp! I'm off to travel for weeks on end! Take of the house all alone in the middle of the woods full of bears and wolves!" "Dammit, Lilia! Will you read the parenting book already?!
#lol jk#jk#I know lilia had a rough time time at the start but he's not that irresponsible#I hope#Thank goodness Malleus checked in and and actually read the parenting book#lilia vanrouge#twst#mine#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver twst#silver vanrouge#silver twisted wonderland#lilia twst#lilia twisted wonderland#zigvolt family#but seriously
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There, you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her.
#the little mermaid#the little mermaid 2023#ariel x eric#disney#disneyedit#disneynetwork#bigfrozensix#disneyfeverdaily#disneydaily#disneymydear#nessa007#userthing#tlmedit#them#always them#forever them#if you don’t get them! that’s on you🫵🏾#lol jk
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Heaven's dumpster fire everyone!!
#adam hazbin hotel#adam x reader#adam hazbin hotel x reader#adam hazbin x reader#first husband worst husband#they should've given him a boyfriend#he likes puss too much#make his true love a boy#don't kill him#oops too late#LOL JK#I LOVE THIS BASTARD
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yeah for the ask game, I have psychoanalyzed your fic and concluded that you suffer from a serious condition called “wanting to top bruce wayne”.
don’t we all??
#lol jk#isn’t that why we’re here tho anon#bruce wayne#batman#dc#asks#theresurrectionist#myfic#anon#ask game
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Keanu Reeves performing at The Roxy in Los Angeles - July 18, 2023
#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#flashing gif#derailed my whole day#LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS#I LOVE AN OLD MAN#bassist bf#gettin real sick of this tall old man giving me cute aggression#lol jk#get you a man who will give you cute aggression and also cause you to want to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#iykyk#me 5'4": i will pick him up#men tucking their hair behind their ear..... *air raid sirens*#he just vibin#i love him your honor#also i love arm#we're not gonna talk about the fingers we're not#*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#*me in my yard apologizing to abc news*#i didn't need 14 gifs but tumblr said i could so suffer with me i guess#or take me out back idc#i don't think im gonna survive this tour#clearly#i was gonna talk about man sweat but it made me feel like that one orc from lotr so i won't#it's me hi im the problem it's me#does that bass wanna trade places? i am free 24/7 365 just call me thank you for your time
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Uuuh... made this fire comic, I think a new talent unlocked XP
(Help me, i've been obsessing over these two lmaoo, they literally belong together)


Haha
#phoenix wright#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#shipping#my otp#otp#funny#meme#so hot and sexy#fanfic#smut fic#smut fanfiction#lol#comics#lol jk#lol jk jk#im normal#i have a problem#why am i like this#why did i make this#art#ace attorney edgeworth#fandom#ironic#im kidding#this is a joke#yaoi#old man yaoi#ship art
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Sometimes a ship is a gayass, his glamorous bestie, and their sleep deprived husband
#you arent aloud to know what this mean#lol jk#its dandys world#glisten dandys world#dandys world teagan#rodger dandys world#reflective detective#teagan x rodger#i dont ship teagan x glisten#i think of it as like#glisten and teagan both with rodger but not w each other#and maybe teagan w shrimpo but i also love shrimpo ships so i cant decide on my fav
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