#Shrek far far away

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I'm not saying Dreamworks should make a spin-off on Fairy Godmother but I do need to know just how deep her influence goes.

Why was making a wish with her so fanciful and pretty yet Rumpelstiltskin has to do his deal-making from a carriage in the woods.

What would she had done if Farquad married Fiona. I personally would love to know how Fairy Godmother would have systematically and economically lead Duloc to ruin just to in sure Charming be the King of Far Far Away.

Was Lillian always supposed to marry Harold? Who is Charming's father? Just how did she become this way?

[astro-tag-9]

Hii are you able to give me and my bf a couple based on our big 3?

My Big 3 - Taurus Sun 6H, Gemini Moon 7H, & Sagittarius Rising

My Bf's - Aries Sun 9H, Leo Moon 1H, & Leo Rising

Dragon and Donkey

( Shrek )

Sorry if this one seems too silly, but it’s a compliment ❤️. He is the more friendly outgoing one and you are more of the fearless but sweet type. Together you have very food harmony that easily finds its balance. You like him for who he is because he compliments who you are naturally. He likes you because he admires what you are. ❤️

[death-and-his-maiden]

Would like to take this time to make an announcement that this is a shrek 5-positive space and if you got shit takes about the art style or some other hypercritical bs you can go far far away from me and stay there bc i need this small morsel of serotonin in my life rn

[avaford2009]

Shrek Forever After (Rewrite) - Alternate!Pinocchio is a Star!

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

Thank you. Thank you so much, Shrek. Having to pretend to care, having to snack at only my most desperate moments has been quite annoying.

He then turns and walks towards Alternate!Donkey.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

And waiting for you to hand over the star…

AU!GINGY

Donkey!

The guard blocks Alternate!Gingy with a spear in order to silence him.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

..is making me unexpectedly hungry! Hmm, but perhaps I'll start with your best friend's wish.

 SHREK

(O.S.) Stop! Okay, okay! I'll give you the star!

In what may go down in Far, Far Away’s history as the single greatest example of desperate times calling for desperate measures, Shrek raises Alternate!Pinocchio over his head and presents him as the star. Rumpelstiltskin and the crowd look at Alternate!Pinocchio in astonishment and understandable disbelief.

FAR, FAR AWAY CITIZEN #1

Is this a joke?

AU!PINOCCHIO

(WHISPER TO HIMSELF) I can do this, I can do this, I can do this! No! There's no way I can do this! (SHOUTING) People of Far, Far Away!

FAR, FAR AWAY CITIZEN #2

The puppet talks!

AU!PINOCCHIO

Hello, I come from the sky! I am here for you!

Several villagers could tell that the crowd still needs convincing so they decide to join in.

VILLAGERS

Oh my goodness! It is the most beautiful star I’ve ever seen! It’s a miracle! Oh, this is amazing!

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

What game is this!?

AU!PINOCCHIO

Rumpelstiltskin! If you want me, first you have to free everyone's wishes!

Rumpelstiltskin doesn’t believe that Alternate!Pinocchio is a star.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

That’s just the puppet!

To convince the crowd of his power, Alternate!Pinocchio calls to the animals.

AU!PINOCCHIO

WHEEE!!!

And the animals answer. All over Far, Far Away and even from the forest, dogs, mice, birds, fireflies, horses, goats, and all types of creatures from around the island stampede to assure the crowd of Alternate!Pinocchio’s power. An eagle lifts Alternate!Pinocchio from Shrek’s arms as fireflies form into a star behind him. The audience marvels at Alternate!Pinocchio’s glory, fully convinced.

AU!PINOCCHIO

It's over, Rumpelstiltskin! You have no choice but to surrender!

Rumpelstiltskin smiles indignantly.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

I have no choice.

Rumpelstiltskin raises his hand to use all the wishes he held hostage spin around before diving into his open mouth, and the villagers watches in horror as several of them collapse from the desolation in their hearts.

SHREK

What?! No!

The surge of power Rumpelstiltskin receives from eating all those wishes at once begins to transform him. He grows larger, which was once more than a foot taller than him now only had the head poking out of his closed fist. His hair covers his body as his shirt and shoes tear away as a result of his new size. The bottom of his jaw extends into an underbite with large canines jutting out of it. His legs bend and contort in a way that made them resemble a wolf’s rather than a person’s. Sharp, black horns grow from the top of his head and his eyes become entirely green. Even the witches are horrified by Rumpelstiltskin’s transformation but Rumpelstiltskin himself relishes his new body and laughs in triumph over the power it grants him.

The guards see this and as they try to comfort those of them who have had their wishes destroyed, they realize that this has gone too far.

FAR, FAR AWAY GUARD #1

We gotta do something!

The remaining guards charge at Rumpelstiltskin who just swats them aside like flies. He turns to Shrek with a massive grin on his face. His voice reverberates as he speaks.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

You think I’m an idiot?! I have the power, I have your wishes, I will have the star! So where is it?

Shrek is so terrified by what has just transpired that he can’t help but look at the lights coming from the top of the royal castle. Rumpelstiltskin follows his gaze as realization dawns on him.

INT. FAR, FAR AWAY ROYAL CASTLE, THE STUDY - NIGHT

Back inside the study, all of the wishes and a myriad of seemingly random objects swirl around Star as he looks onto Alternate!Fiona and Alternate!Puss.

STAR

I think it’s working! Maybe? Almost? We're so close! We just need one more ingredient!

[life-in-toontown]

Do you ever think about how dark it is that in the Shrek universe Geppetto basically sold his son to the cops

Like he even calls him “father” when the knights take him away, like holy shit

Everyone talks about how dark it is that Mama Bear is turned into Farquaad’s rug, and yes don’t get me wrong, that’s depressing and disturbing as fuck but I never see anyone mention this

[blackberryhexee]

I miss my life before know that in the shrek novelization Charming wanted Rapunzel wear the FGM's Dress💀

[subatomicskud]

Dumb thoughts while on break BUT.

The end of Shrek 2 when Donkey and Puss are singing Living La Vida Loca and at one part Puss exclaims "Donkey that's not Spanish!" Implicates that Spain is part of Shrek's world.

And the fact that Simon Cowell was also there as a judge for Far Far away idol unfortunately also implicates the existence of the UK within the Shrek world also.

[transsonicfan2006]

I think that if a movie has a celebrity cameo, it 100% must be as jarring and immersion breaking as the Far Far Away Idol vote in the Shrek 2 DvD bonus features. Simon Cowell just walks in from the void, everyone inexplicably knows exactly who he is despite it making negative twelve amount of sense, and he then proceeds to be an asshole to everyone except for Puss and Boots.

[elvishdemigod]

I saw a comment bring up how the castle guards were already prepared for an attack by a giant cookie in the I Need A Hero scene.

And now I'm wondering how much chaos has the Muffin Man, or some other fairytale baker, has caused for them to be planned for it and already able to quickly heat up a large bucket full of milk in such a short time.

WTF has happened in Far Far Away??

[kingmaketh]

he's a frequent visitor in and out of the kingdom. a knight for hire, good at what he does and if one wants the job done, they can't go wrong with ser cole. he has no true home; makes his bed at inns with the coin he earns over bounty. he has no ties – because that would be a foolish thing, to grow attachments in a world such as this. a world where magical creatures lurk, tiny tyrants threaten death, and … oh, for the love of fairy tales – 

❝ you do know, just because you're not waving around a poster and muttering the nonsense your fellow ladies do, you still come off as odd as the rest? ❞ hadn't he told her the last time he galloped on by on his trusty steed? (and the time before that … and before even that one.) ❝ tell me – is the world ending today? or am i free to claim a new bounty? ❞

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ@lumenist

[lowkeyfalleninlove]

Shrek 2 has the best soundtrack and i don’t even need to defend myself because you know i’m right

[comicchannel]

DreamWorks Figures Shrek The Movie Statue - McFarlane Toys

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[ilovefishinmypants]

huge missed opportunity for the shrek films to have a far far away lawyer joke like imagine the lawyer trying to defend the guy who kissed sleeping beauty on his trial and the goldilocks on trial for property theft and trespassing or even pinocchio in court for a DUI and someone asks if he did it and he denied it but his nose gets longer and he says oh sorry its just cold in here (nipple joke, could have fit very well) and then his nose gets even longer

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

obsessed with buddie’s karaoke song being the song shrek and fiona sang together in the shrek 2 far far away idol short

[hexgirllovesyou]

What’s your favorite Shrek movie and why? I’ll go first.

Shrek 2 bcuz with all of its tiny details in the movie like world-renowned labels with diferent names or its resemblance with the American type of living and of course the songs used in the movie...  (don’t even try to mention I need a hero scene, everyone gets excited during that scene) oh my, Shrek 2 literally haunted me and this is a comfort movie for me to relax on the weekends with a cup of tea.