#Shrek far far away

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I'm not saying Dreamworks should make a spin-off on Fairy Godmother but I do need to know just how deep her influence goes.

Why was making a wish with her so fanciful and pretty yet Rumpelstiltskin has to do his deal-making from a carriage in the woods.

What would she had done if Farquad married Fiona. I personally would love to know how Fairy Godmother would have systematically and economically lead Duloc to ruin just to in sure Charming be the King of Far Far Away.

Was Lillian always supposed to marry Harold? Who is Charming's father? Just how did she become this way?

[astro-tag-9]

Hii are you able to give me and my bf a couple based on our big 3?

My Big 3 - Taurus Sun 6H, Gemini Moon 7H, & Sagittarius Rising

My Bf's - Aries Sun 9H, Leo Moon 1H, & Leo Rising

Dragon and Donkey

( Shrek )

Sorry if this one seems too silly, but it’s a compliment ❤️. He is the more friendly outgoing one and you are more of the fearless but sweet type. Together you have very food harmony that easily finds its balance. You like him for who he is because he compliments who you are naturally. He likes you because he admires what you are. ❤️

[trashogram]

Obligatory AU where King Toadstool asks Mario and Luigi to rescue his daughter Princess Peach from the evil King Bowser of the neighboring Koopa Kingdom but when the brothers bring Peach back, she throws a fit over her dad “kidnapping her from her fiancée again” bc Peach’s dad just doesn’t approve of his daughter’s love for a dragon-turtle overlord, and the Mario bros are just scratching their heads in the background, slowly realizing they were duped into separating a couple due to an overbearing, speciesist dad.

[blackberryhexee]

I miss my life before know that in the shrek novelization Charming wanted Rapunzel wear the FGM's Dress💀

[subatomicskud]

Dumb thoughts while on break BUT.

The end of Shrek 2 when Donkey and Puss are singing Living La Vida Loca and at one part Puss exclaims "Donkey that's not Spanish!" Implicates that Spain is part of Shrek's world.

And the fact that Simon Cowell was also there as a judge for Far Far away idol unfortunately also implicates the existence of the UK within the Shrek world also.

[transsonicfan2006]

I think that if a movie has a celebrity cameo, it 100% must be as jarring and immersion breaking as the Far Far Away Idol vote in the Shrek 2 DvD bonus features. Simon Cowell just walks in from the void, everyone inexplicably knows exactly who he is despite it making negative twelve amount of sense, and he then proceeds to be an asshole to everyone except for Puss and Boots.

[comicchannel]

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[a-walking-fandom-reference]

obsessed with buddie’s karaoke song being the song shrek and fiona sang together in the shrek 2 far far away idol short

[avaford2009]

Shrek Forever After (Rewrite) - Alternate!Pinocchio is a Star!

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

Thank you. Thank you so much, Shrek. Having to pretend to care, having to snack at only my most desperate moments has been quite annoying.

He then turns and walks towards Alternate!Donkey.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

And waiting for you to hand over the star…

AU!GINGY

Donkey!

The guard blocks Alternate!Gingy with a spear in order to silence him.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

..is making me unexpectedly hungry! Hmm, but perhaps I'll start with your best friend's wish.

 SHREK

(O.S.) Stop! Okay, okay! I'll give you the star!

In what may go down in Far, Far Away’s history as the single greatest example of desperate times calling for desperate measures, Shrek raises Alternate!Pinocchio over his head and presents him as the star. Rumpelstiltskin and the crowd look at Alternate!Pinocchio in astonishment and understandable disbelief.

FAR, FAR AWAY CITIZEN #1

Is this a joke?

AU!PINOCCHIO

(WHISPER TO HIMSELF) I can do this, I can do this, I can do this! No! There's no way I can do this! (SHOUTING) People of Far, Far Away!

FAR, FAR AWAY CITIZEN #2

The puppet talks!

AU!PINOCCHIO

Hello, I come from the sky! I am here for you!

Several villagers could tell that the crowd still needs convincing so they decide to join in.

VILLAGERS

Oh my goodness! It is the most beautiful star I’ve ever seen! It’s a miracle! Oh, this is amazing!

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

What game is this!?

AU!PINOCCHIO

Rumpelstiltskin! If you want me, first you have to free everyone's wishes!

Rumpelstiltskin doesn’t believe that Alternate!Pinocchio is a star.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

That’s just the puppet!

To convince the crowd of his power, Alternate!Pinocchio calls to the animals.

AU!PINOCCHIO

WHEEE!!!

And the animals answer. All over Far, Far Away and even from the forest, dogs, mice, birds, fireflies, horses, goats, and all types of creatures from around the island stampede to assure the crowd of Alternate!Pinocchio’s power. An eagle lifts Alternate!Pinocchio from Shrek’s arms as fireflies form into a star behind him. The audience marvels at Alternate!Pinocchio’s glory, fully convinced.

AU!PINOCCHIO

It's over, Rumpelstiltskin! You have no choice but to surrender!

Rumpelstiltskin smiles indignantly.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

I have no choice.

Rumpelstiltskin raises his hand to use all the wishes he held hostage spin around before diving into his open mouth, and the villagers watches in horror as several of them collapse from the desolation in their hearts.

SHREK

What?! No!

The surge of power Rumpelstiltskin receives from eating all those wishes at once begins to transform him. He grows larger, which was once more than a foot taller than him now only had the head poking out of his closed fist. His hair covers his body as his shirt and shoes tear away as a result of his new size. The bottom of his jaw extends into an underbite with large canines jutting out of it. His legs bend and contort in a way that made them resemble a wolf’s rather than a person’s. Sharp, black horns grow from the top of his head and his eyes become entirely green. Even the witches are horrified by Rumpelstiltskin’s transformation but Rumpelstiltskin himself relishes his new body and laughs in triumph over the power it grants him.

The guards see this and as they try to comfort those of them who have had their wishes destroyed, they realize that this has gone too far.

FAR, FAR AWAY GUARD #1

We gotta do something!

The remaining guards charge at Rumpelstiltskin who just swats them aside like flies. He turns to Shrek with a massive grin on his face. His voice reverberates as he speaks.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

You think I’m an idiot?! I have the power, I have your wishes, I will have the star! So where is it?

Shrek is so terrified by what has just transpired that he can’t help but look at the lights coming from the top of the royal castle. Rumpelstiltskin follows his gaze as realization dawns on him.

INT. FAR, FAR AWAY ROYAL CASTLE, THE STUDY - NIGHT

Back inside the study, all of the wishes and a myriad of seemingly random objects swirl around Star as he looks onto Alternate!Fiona and Alternate!Puss.

STAR

I think it’s working! Maybe? Almost? We're so close! We just need one more ingredient!

[life-in-toontown]

Do you ever think about how dark it is that in the Shrek universe Geppetto basically sold his son to the cops

Like he even calls him “father” when the knights take him away, like holy shit

Everyone talks about how dark it is that Mama Bear is turned into Farquaad’s rug, and yes don’t get me wrong, that’s depressing and disturbing as fuck but I never see anyone mention this

[hexgirllovesyou]

What’s your favorite Shrek movie and why? I’ll go first.

Shrek 2 bcuz with all of its tiny details in the movie like world-renowned labels with diferent names or its resemblance with the American type of living and of course the songs used in the movie...  (don’t even try to mention I need a hero scene, everyone gets excited during that scene) oh my, Shrek 2 literally haunted me and this is a comfort movie for me to relax on the weekends with a cup of tea.

[dafriend]

actively watching shrek the musical and when the magic mirror asks if he wishes to invite his father (who, by the way, is Grumpy. of snow white fame. you can tell.) to his wedding to fiona, :

F: “My what?” M: “Well your - your father, my liege.” F: “You mean that horrible little man who tried to keep me down my whole life? That mal-tempered monster, that vile grunt who abandoned me in the woods as a child?” M: “Well, he did have his reasons -” F: “Mirror, please. My father simply couldn’t accept that I wanted nothing to do with the family business. That lowly, dirty family business.”

and goes on into a whole song about his daddy issues. full of jokes of course, the farquaad and his father stuff is all largely played for laughs. but you can really tell how much that affected him growing up and how that kind of thing can manifest in negative ways into your adulthood when you can't properly process it or work through it. especially when, like the mirror, people outside of it often want to try and turn the blame on the neglected child and not the neglectful adult. what reason does a father have for abandoning his child? for being distant? especially after the death of his mother? a vulnerable child who needs extra support to work through a difficult time, completely shut out and ignored by someone who is meant to care for them? he's left to fend for himself mostly, he's left to process the loss of a parent alone. he's then left to process the loss of the other as well - a father who barely muttered a single word to him aside from 'heigh ho' before going off to work. of course he has trouble with his emotions and he's got all this rage that boils within him - which is only supported by his father being a constantly angry grump, that only adds fuel to the fire. and while he does feel a grand sense of pride that he's managed to grow up and out of the squalor he was raised in - he's the lord of duloc, his father is still sleeping seven to a bed and working day in and out in the mines - it also still feels like his entire sense of self was built on wanting to prove a point to his father rather than true self fulfillment. does he even really know what he desires? he's just driven by wanting to be bigger than his father and doing whatever is necessary to get there. he's lord of duloc - whats next? being king, i guess. but then what comes after that? whats the end goal? he struggles finding a true identity outside of doing it all for spite. he was still going to marry fiona after the reveal that she's one of those 'horrid fairytale creatures' just to become king and then lock her away! in his ambition to get to the top and send the ultimate 'fuck you' message to his father, he kind of winds up becoming just as bad, if not worse than him. because locking your wife away is just as bad as accidentally being the reason the princess you were married to dies and then internalizing your guilt and shutting your son out. anyways idk where this ramble was going but like farquaad has layers brother, just like ogres and onions do, and maybe things would be different if his mom had lived or even if his father had been anyone but grumpy.

[fairfiona]

Friends and fellow fairytale creatures!!! I haven't forgotten about this account, I promise! Apart from awaiting a Knight's fervent rescue, I moved this year (which was more traumatizing than Fiona realizing she had to look down to accept Farquaad's proposal) and I'm in the middle of revamping all of my blogs at the moment, so they're all undergoing a bit of a Sleeping Beauty Sabbatical.

The being said, I'm in such a Fiona/Far Far Away mood (it always strikes at this time of year, for some reason or other); apart from rewatching the films and potentially making gifs, I'd love to find fellow stans to engage with about the universe! Fiona is one of my more rare muses, and while I have a ton drafted for her, I don't have a community on here anymore to exchange thoughts with. I'd love to catch up about the news of Shrek 5, talk headcanons, and exchange thoughts!! Feel free to like this or hop in my IM's for discussion- would love a reason to get excited to log in on her account!

[ellenofteamcealverse]

These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night

EDIT: Okay this video has extremely good points for it being canon so for now on im gonna believe that Far Far Away Idol is indeed canon in the Shrek timeline.

[paperpeachy]

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