#shrek forever after rewrite

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Shrek Forever After (Rewrite) - Alternate!Pinocchio is a Star!

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

Thank you. Thank you so much, Shrek. Having to pretend to care, having to snack at only my most desperate moments has been quite annoying.

He then turns and walks towards Alternate!Donkey.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

And waiting for you to hand over the star…

AU!GINGY

Donkey!

The guard blocks Alternate!Gingy with a spear in order to silence him.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

..is making me unexpectedly hungry! Hmm, but perhaps I'll start with your best friend's wish.

 SHREK

(O.S.) Stop! Okay, okay! I'll give you the star!

In what may go down in Far, Far Away’s history as the single greatest example of desperate times calling for desperate measures, Shrek raises Alternate!Pinocchio over his head and presents him as the star. Rumpelstiltskin and the crowd look at Alternate!Pinocchio in astonishment and understandable disbelief.

FAR, FAR AWAY CITIZEN #1

Is this a joke?

AU!PINOCCHIO

(WHISPER TO HIMSELF) I can do this, I can do this, I can do this! No! There's no way I can do this! (SHOUTING) People of Far, Far Away!

FAR, FAR AWAY CITIZEN #2

The puppet talks!

AU!PINOCCHIO

Hello, I come from the sky! I am here for you!

Several villagers could tell that the crowd still needs convincing so they decide to join in.

VILLAGERS

Oh my goodness! It is the most beautiful star I’ve ever seen! It’s a miracle! Oh, this is amazing!

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

What game is this!?

AU!PINOCCHIO

Rumpelstiltskin! If you want me, first you have to free everyone's wishes!

Rumpelstiltskin doesn’t believe that Alternate!Pinocchio is a star.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

That’s just the puppet!

To convince the crowd of his power, Alternate!Pinocchio calls to the animals.

AU!PINOCCHIO

WHEEE!!!

And the animals answer. All over Far, Far Away and even from the forest, dogs, mice, birds, fireflies, horses, goats, and all types of creatures from around the island stampede to assure the crowd of Alternate!Pinocchio’s power. An eagle lifts Alternate!Pinocchio from Shrek’s arms as fireflies form into a star behind him. The audience marvels at Alternate!Pinocchio’s glory, fully convinced.

AU!PINOCCHIO

It's over, Rumpelstiltskin! You have no choice but to surrender!

Rumpelstiltskin smiles indignantly.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

I have no choice.

Rumpelstiltskin raises his hand to use all the wishes he held hostage spin around before diving into his open mouth, and the villagers watches in horror as several of them collapse from the desolation in their hearts.

SHREK

What?! No!

The surge of power Rumpelstiltskin receives from eating all those wishes at once begins to transform him. He grows larger, which was once more than a foot taller than him now only had the head poking out of his closed fist. His hair covers his body as his shirt and shoes tear away as a result of his new size. The bottom of his jaw extends into an underbite with large canines jutting out of it. His legs bend and contort in a way that made them resemble a wolf’s rather than a person’s. Sharp, black horns grow from the top of his head and his eyes become entirely green. Even the witches are horrified by Rumpelstiltskin’s transformation but Rumpelstiltskin himself relishes his new body and laughs in triumph over the power it grants him.

The guards see this and as they try to comfort those of them who have had their wishes destroyed, they realize that this has gone too far.

FAR, FAR AWAY GUARD #1

We gotta do something!

The remaining guards charge at Rumpelstiltskin who just swats them aside like flies. He turns to Shrek with a massive grin on his face. His voice reverberates as he speaks.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

You think I’m an idiot?! I have the power, I have your wishes, I will have the star! So where is it?

Shrek is so terrified by what has just transpired that he can’t help but look at the lights coming from the top of the royal castle. Rumpelstiltskin follows his gaze as realization dawns on him.

INT. FAR, FAR AWAY ROYAL CASTLE, THE STUDY - NIGHT

Back inside the study, all of the wishes and a myriad of seemingly random objects swirl around Star as he looks onto Alternate!Fiona and Alternate!Puss.

STAR

I think it’s working! Maybe? Almost? We're so close! We just need one more ingredient!

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Rhodanthe/Swan Lake concepts

Follow up on the Gwynn outfit ideas here comes Rhodanthe!

Majority of her outfits have pink and red to signify her romance with Artie as well as her connection to nature (flowers)

Top row is her peasant outfits the one she wears for the majority of shrek 3

the second one is the one she wears when travelling with Shrek's party. I felt like she could have a forest ranger type aesthetic

Rho's "Rapunzel" outfit. Either she is forced to take over the role to protect her friends or she and Gwynn switch places so that Gwynn can help free the princesses and rho keeps an eye on Charming. The hair is a wig

Rho's dress after 3 it's just basically an updated version of her old one

At one point during fhe play battle Rho takes a sword to the knee, sacrificing ber life fir her live interest. Luckily she gets revived in the fountain.

The blue version is inspired by costumes for swan lake so lots of feathers!

On the other hand the green dress would form from the actual plants in the fountain (kinda like princess and the frog)

Formal/Ambassador garb since being the royal Girlfriend she wears a lot more expensive outfits. Red symbolizes her connection to Artie.

However she wears green to the triplets birthday signifying her closeness to the ogres (& the subject of her and Artie's argument)

I haven't made her outfit for the bad future yet

Post canon becoming princess consort/Queen consort

Made on doll divine @elequinoa

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Letter Matchup! Flavor of love event

SO, I really wanted to try something new and I’m using you as an experiment, so if you don’t like your letter just let me know and I’ll rewrite one for you. I was inspired by this clip I found Twisted Wonderland as Shrek scenes and this one too Twisted Wonderland as Shrek Scenes part 2 - YouTube 

I’m really sorry that I took forever to get back to you on this one. I went through a lot these past few months and I really wanted this letter to be perfect. Even so, I don’t I’m pretty confident in this. Once again I’m really sorry. This one is for @idoitcauseitsfun​

Dear you, 

That damn black carriage got me right before my game day. It wasn’t just an important match for me, but for the whole team. I’m telling you whatever you do don’t get on that black carriage. Like I said earlier, I was transported somewhere else, and I can’t go back now. The place is called Twisted Wonderland. I probably should have done this at the beginning of the letter, but I’m Enma Yuuken. Originally from Japan, now from Twisted wonderland. Let’s see, how do I explain all the mess I’ve gotten involved in. I guess I’ll start with the day after my chaotic arrival. 

Currently the place I’m staying at is a school called Night Raven College, NRC for short. There’s a lot of crazy stuff that I get into day after day. I mean it had barely been the second day when I burned down a couple of important statues, but to be honest that’s not why I’m warning you. Chaotic problems now that’s quite interesting, yet chaotic people who tick you off at every move, not so much. Everyone I’ve met has a weird switch to them. There’s this one dude, Deuce. We ran into some students who broke the eggs we had just bought, and man did Deuce go full bad boy mode on them. He didn’t just start the fight, but he finished them and I’m not talking about it in a hero sort of way either, Deuce was full on villain on those students. It was very intense. 

Not to mention the crazy dorm leaders at the school, they all have problems with themselves. It gets so bad that I’ve seen them explode into a monster consumed by darkness. There’s also a shady man named Sam who can get you anything from anywhere, which is a little unsettling. I don’t know where he gets anything, but he says he’s got friends from the other side. If you were to tell the students here at this school to not do something, then you know they’re gonna go for it. What I’m trying to say is that this school, no, this place, needs to be avoided. So don’t get on that BLACK CARRIAGE! I swear on my tanuki it’s going to make your life much better. So, for the love of god, just stay put and don’t go near it! 

Unless none of that convinced you. In that case, it’s time I pull out my ace card. I’m sending you a flying dragon to keep you away from that carriage. Watch out. 

Enma Yuuken