#donkey and dragon

[mew-ya]

*draws shrek au art* take THAT depression

[corrodedcoffins-blog]

eddie munson x fem!reader fic but it's litterally just the dynamic of donkey and dragon in thee Shrek Franchise

[alexisdumdum]

You look lonely......

......I can fix that

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[rudegarou]

we were donkey and dragon at the shrek rave the other night

[hi-yeen-uh]

its the cunty dragon from shrek, and her husband

[kafkaesqueer]

Has this been done?

[thanakite]

My parents and I watched Shrek 2 tonight (we watched the original last night) and simply because it was easier we decided to watch them on Prime (pretty sure we own both but at least the first one might be only in VHS) but like.... The scene with Dragon where she shows up with her and Donkey's kids didn't happen?

Like it was removed or something

She didn't appear in it at all nor did the kids

Like did Amazon get rid of it? DreamWorks? Why is it gone? Like it already happened and you want to retroactively change that?

Wild

[chikkiarts]

They were so real for this

[iwasbored777]

Their reactions are hysterical when Bruce says "we make it work" about his and Brandy's relationship 😂

John Dory actually asks "How?"

Branch doesn't understand shit.

Poppy is smiling and nodding, she doesn't care how it works, love is love.

[the-dragon-girl-27]

Flocking doodles

Maiasaura watching over her hatchlings

Sigilmassasaurus fighting for territory

Boreaspis swimmin round

Gigantopithecus yeeting another Gigantopithecus to assert dominance

[papermonkeyism]

Reading the last book in the Icewind Dale trilogy, about halfway through the book. Okay, I can shrug off random dragon cameos that have no relevance to anything in the story, the flat characterization and the flimsy worldbuilding, but my suspension of disbelief just got overloaded and snapped by a camel.

The protagonist party are in the stereotypical fantasy south (tm) and have bought camels to proceed on their journey, and one of them gets bitten by his dromedary to show what a nuisance the animal is, and the book describes it as having "blunt teeth", and boy my brain ain't taking it.

Like, excuse the entire fuck out of me, have you SEEN dromedary teeth??? Those things have FANGS! And they are VICIOUS!

I'm just flashbacking to the news many years ago when a dromedary killed a wild ass stallion in the Helsinki zoo, that's not a harmless little nuisance, that's a huge arse beast fully capable of maiming you.

Seriously, google dromedary skull and marvel at their weaponry, that's such a great design.

"Blunt teeht" my arse...

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I turned into Shrek and to turn back and save the world I had to save human sized versions of the rats from Ratatouille, the adventure was of course done while riding on an adult version of one of Donkey’s half-dragon children. The rats were terrified of my steed, though?

[monster4monster-bracket]

Propaganda under the cut

Donkey/Dragon - Shrek

A donkey fucks a dragon and they have mutant babies together. It’s one of the best love stories out there.

Godzilla/Mothra - Godzilla (all media types)

No submitted propaganda

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Back in Beacon I was called Donkey.

Random Guy: What, Why?

Jaune: There were two Reasons-

Yang: *Look of Superiority* His skills match his size~

Jaune: *Blushing* ... Y-yeah that's why ...

Yang: I couldn't even walk the morning after!

[the-music-maniac]

I'm amused at how confused some people are at the idea of Puss being shipped with Death when Shrek is a series of movies that had a DONKEY canonically get together with a freaking DRAGON

[thesiltverses]

why is the silt verses ending so soon? i can't imagine all the character and plot arcs getting wrapped up in a satisfying way in such a short time frame.

Look - whether it wraps up satisfyingly is up to you folks to decide and I don't think it's fair for me to try and make any claims upfront about that.

But personally, I'm proud and excited about what's coming, and I don't feel like we're leaving anything unfinished.*

*for context, we've also got more than a Return of the King: Extended Edition, or three Shreks, left to go. So I know it feels like the ending's coming up fast, but the runtime is definitely there.