#Severance Season 2 spoilers

[marlinspirkhall]

"Apple, please tell us something, anything, about season 2"

"ok. reverse pennywise"

"what the fuck"

[whovianbuffalo]

[notwhatiam]

Look, I know we’re all intrigued by the concept of Alastor’s angelic wound being healed by Lucifer, but. He is from the 30s. Is there also a possibility that he’s just gonna do some cocaine about it

[clownowo]

🤨

bonus:

[miss-americanbi]

the way i so personally need messy queer breakup crowley in season 3. let him mope around his sad apartment listening to sad music all disheveled in an ancient queen tshirt. let him dye his hair an awful color or get a piercing he’ll regret. let him get wasted with nina and maggie whilst he talks their ears off about each and every time he and aziraphale made eye contact. this is the queer representation i crave.

[nightcolorz]

Lestat declaring confidently that armand and Louis can’t hurt him bcus he “has Akasha’s blood” is so unhinged and funny partly bcus he is fully aware, and direly acknowledges, that neither of the ppl he’s talking to know who akasha is, nor have any idea what akashas blood would entail. So he sounds like a straight dumb ass raving mad man when he says that 😭😭 funnier still that this causes both armand and Louis to falter through sheer power of how confident Lestat sounds 💀 “yeah u can’t hurt me haha 😈😈😈 I have the Mega Gods blood in my veins 🙏🙏🔥🔥 haha see that?? 😎😎 u don’t even know who the Mega God is lmao 🤣🤣🔥🔥 even more evidence as to why you are Nothing to me” and Louis and Armand r like well we have no fucking clue who the mega god is but this sounds pretty mf serious so let’s take a moment and reflect on our plan here. Amazing stuff 🙏even better that Armand and Louis also technically do in fact have akashas blood in their veins as well 💀 Armand through Marius and Louis through lestat, and lestat is fully aware of this and chooses to play that card anyway cuz like Louis and Armand don’t know that 💀💀

[gaybuttyogurt]

:3

[p4nishers]

loki CHOSE to only use their powers when mobius told them to. except when mobius was attacked first.

[potpourri-of-ecclecticism]

Time is such a fleeting concept in the HOTD universe because… how long has it actually been since Rook’s Rest? Like, how the hell is Aegon recovering so quickly? Wasn’t he out of action for nearly a year in the books? I have no clue how long has it been on the show since he sustained FIRST THIRD DEGREE BURNS and FREEFALL from the heavens. I’m mind blown - someone explain this timeline to me I’m sitting over there.

[softiedingo]

"hey what are you watching- "

me:

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

favorite bit from the new season: everyone post-battle complimenting each other on how badass they just were and describing cool stunts that they didn’t actually show us on screen. olu and stede fighting back-to-back in e5. ed apparently doing a flip in e8. incredible stuff.

[rocketrouquine]

The way they gave us these 3 first episodes is actually so satisfying because I feel like I got a whole season already with all this shit happening (especially with this ending) and now I’ll have to wait several months (or a year or more) in a brain rot to know/see what’s next. But, wait ! Actually NO, that’s next week and I just SQUEEEEEEE !

[reluctantjoe]

You should have left.

SEVERANCE | S2 — Official Teaser

[ashleyeveerson]

Caitlyn is a fascist, Victor is Jesus… guess those yuri/yaoi breakups really mess you up, huh?

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]

wait okay wait stop

when stede punches that guy (so cute) and izzy comes to the door and the editing makes it look like stede is excitedly telling izzy 'i threw a punch :D' and he twirls around all cute.

if you're telling me...if you're even hinting okay, that izzy fucking hands realized he loves ed more than he loves the idea of blackbeard, has a complete change of heart and can't stand the sight of ed heartbroken anymore...

gets up and decides to fucking hunt stede down and starts teaching him how to be a proper pirate and hes the one to help bring the two back together...

because he loves ed and wants him to be happy even if that means sacrificing his own obsession and conceding ed to stede fucking bonnet???

you're gonna have to commit me to the hospital because i'm gonna need fluids.

[v0idwraith]

The biblical parallels with Viktor go HARD holy shit