"I notice there's uh... a few extra lightning bolts there.."
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Wanna see Eddie live a happy and full life surrounded by a beautiful supportive pack of friends and family, showing up every small town asshole who said he could've achieve anything.
Literally just want to see him happy.
Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.
"You're speakin' my language. It's a little cheesy for my tastes, but fuck it."
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Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!
Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.
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These kids in the back of the bus were dead naming me and stalking shit about me and my bus driver stopped the bus and screamed at the kids about how they are the problem with society and stuff and is going to take it to the principal and stuff and tbh she slayed that
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If Shen Yuan would have transmigrated after realizing his sexuality, SVSSS would have been even more unhinged.
Like, he already notices the beautiful men he is surrounded by, but now these beautiful men could be an option for him. Sure, not LBH because he is the protagonist of a stallion novel, he will get his harem of pretty flowers, but the others! After all, if all women belongs to the protagonist, maybe it wouldn't be frowned upon for the men to be cutsleeves. Right? His cute little white sheep will have all the peerless beauties, but the other men who also deserve love and appreciation and care will have no one and that would be a crime.
Now, he just has to figure out which one of his beautiful and handsome and reliable and strong martial brothers is open to have a... a closer relationship with him. I mean, one of them has to be at least a little bit queer, right?! That's just statistics!
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Crack idea: Jason Todd gets all dressed up one day for smth and styles his hair and everything. Immediately gets mistaken for Bruce.
He cries in the bathroom for an hour
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once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.
and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots
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hey i finished it, and here's a tiny preview from one of the things that got (rightfully) flagged from like an hour ago.
that is the fastest customer service ive ever received here, my post got flagged in under 5 minutes and my appeal got denied in under 30 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all those spicy wips will have to be clipped way heavier and then posted on twitter ig 😂
how am i supposed to sleep knowing tumblr lets p*rn bots fly by, but my censored shit gets struck by lightening like zeus himself was waitin for my dumbass head to poke outta my burrow.
i cant stop giggling, this site is truly a mess 😂😂😂
edit; forgot i can edit, here's the twt link https://twitter.com/definedead1/status/1805276961347960996
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new hyrule, old friend
((it's been a hot minute, pls have this humble lil totk drawing :'^D))
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