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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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just saw in some stupid medical drama someone burst into the hospital with an injured person over their shoulder and they said "is anyone here a doctor????" . that's so fucking dumb. thats like going into a rock climbing gym and saying "does anyone wanna start a podcast????" like thats the only people who go there dipshit
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sometimes being out of the loop is self preservation
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studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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cannot believe it's been like the fucking length of like. high school. since nov 5th, 2020. that's fucking wild insane man. let's not think about it.
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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast
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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
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I forget there are minors on this website…to me this is the mid/late 20s-30s woman webbed site…until we age past that together
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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh
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