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The Joys Of Anarchy Battle
Get our placements after 1 win, 2103!
Next win, +1.3
Next win, +3.5
First Loss, -110.3..................
We went 13 wins and 4 losses total and came up with -3 from our top score LMAO;;;
#Splatoon 3#Anarchy Battle#SkyRanks#FriendSquids#SUCH A SCAM MAN....#You can win so much and it's just like naw#So don't feel bad if you can't get your score up either cause it's legit just against you#Some of those +1 wins were from the hardest fought battles we've HAD they weren't easy wins#WOOGH
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forever thinking about royal’s bad ending. my thing with it is that maruki doesn’t necessarily give anyone what they want most, he gives them what’s most appropriate for them to want within a maruki-approved framework. iirc there’s a really interesting text sequence in the game where he just straight up changes someone’s career because they’re not “good” at it, regardless of whether that’s what they actually want. why struggle at all? ever? right?
and so ultimately i don’t think goro akechi’s greatest wish is necessarily ren. i think it’s a wish for sure, but his greatest wish is his own agency. despite any regrets he has and the fact that shido and yaldabaoth treated him like a pawn, he's generally pretty adamant about owning his choices and their consequences. he doesn't want that erased. and instead, you end up with pleasant boy™ if you take maruki’s deal. maybe maruki (incorrectly) thinks sanding off all of akechi’s rough edges will make him easier for ren to love. but the crux of it is really that maruki has to essentially lobotomize him to preserve the illusion of his perfect reality, because their ideologies are so diametrically opposed that akechi would spend every waking moment fighting back.
this isn’t to undermine ren’s importance to akechi btw — he explicitly acknowledges that he wishes they had met earlier, and there are countless moments throughout their confidant that underscore how much it means to him that they mirror each other so well. he absolutely does want more time with ren, just not under these circumstances.
and that’s also what makes ren’s choice on 2/2 doubly devastating. he knows that either way he loses akechi. and if he takes maruki’s deal, he loses him knowing that his last moments with the real akechi involved the two of them being unforgivably out of sync.
#shuake#ren amamiya#goro akechi#takuto maruki#persona 5#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE#this has been on my mind for ages#siri play ideal and the real dot mp3#like the two of them happily playing chess together hits hard bc in another life they could’ve had that#but the thing is#neither of them want another life! they just want each other as is!#me for the millionth time: takuto maruki most interesting antagonist of all time#tired of all the one dimensional evil villains#give me the pathetic wet cat man who projects his issues w his ex gf onto u and turns ur bf into a stepford wife ❤️#will the real goro akechi please stand up#*#wishing i had the time to replay this game for 3rd sem alone but alas. capitalism strikes again. adulthood is a scam#so instead i am rotating these guys endlessly in my mind and throwing my thoughts out into the void#eta: have really been enjoying seeing ppl's tags on this!!!#thank u for rotating them in ur mind as well
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I'm not used to fixating on popular things
#squid game#squid game 2#gi hun#the salesman#jun ho#jung bae#young il#in ho#in hun#457#<- ig#the front man#thanos#su bong#nero art#yes thanos got hacked from a crypto scam
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do u think Nyoka would let me squeeze his boobas if i asked (nicely) 🥺🥺🥺

#cozy ask#twstposting#i had baity demure art but i was suddenly knocked out and replaced by a shady man in a feather hat#looks like a scam dont do it#/ALL JOKES nobody take this seriously 😭
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"With love,
Ada Tennant."
#something for tennant's bday ^^#nhhgggnnnn i love her so mucchhhh#staring at her like shes a dead wife in those lonely man movies#“i miss my wife tails i miss her very much”#do you think tennant has met someone she actually likes before rather than using that person for the sake of a scam#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 tennant#ada tennant#r1999#reverse: 1999#tennant#r1999 fanart#re1999#reverse 1999 fanart
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how am i supposed to function whilst knowing this level of gender exists and i can't have it

#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#anthony janthony crowley#gender envy#david tennant#how is this even fair#i see a man with a half up bun and it is over for me#it's literally always the man bun#i know crowley isn't a man but david tennant is so the point still stands#although crowley not being a man probably helps in this situation#genderfluid#nonbinary#queer#trans#gender is a scam#i want nothing more than to be a silly goofy gender thief
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why is this mf always getting scammed 😭😭

#the devs cooked with this running joke#lmao this is hilarious#are u an old man huh#what's next#getting locked out of the base#falling for phishing scams#bank theft perhaps#love and deepspace#lads sylus#lads messages
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AU where Shen Yuan, soon after Binghe falls into the Abyss, loses all his memories of Shen Qingqiu. He assumes that he transmigrated into some no name NPC, and enjoys his life as a rogue cultivator completely oblivious to the Heavenly Demon and multiple Peak Lord’s tearing the world apart trying to find him.
#in my head he became a rogue cultivator operating out of Jinlan City#he stumbled upon a sham cultivator scamming the people out of their money and promptly kicked him out and took over his shop#Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe walk into a cultivators shop#who do they find but the man they’ve relentlessly hunted down for years#and surprise!!#he doesn’t recognize them!!#hes wearing green but it’s in a different style#he’s selling bestiaries and cultivation guides and protective talismans#all hand made and well loved and just slightly different than Cang Qiong teaches#but they’re accurate and reasonably priced so they can’t really complain#he wears his hair differently#but his tea tastes the same#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#liu qingge#svsss#wit writes#bingliushen#bingqiu#liushen#mxtx svsss
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The quality drop is actually insane. Can't find my non vip tit bag rn but II bag is a lot thicker, the print is prettier and it doesn't feel like it's going to fall apart at any second...
#dan and phil#phan#dnp#new era merch is very bad quality#i will buy anything from dnp because parasocialism#but man i wish it didn't feel like getting scammed....
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Denji jumping in to help for the most random reasons is my brand of comedy.


#chainsaw man#csm#denji#denj hayakawa#chainsaw man manga spoilers#csm 125#chainsaw man part 2#this is my son who scams the homeless out of cigarettes for extra money
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while waiting for my iPad to charge so I can draw on it, I had a small adventure on twitter (oh, I’m sorry, I mean 𝕏) reading about this man with far too much money, “Zero” (a name many people call him, according to himself), who has taken it as his life’s mission to defeat mortality through obsessive exercise, diet, vitamin supplements, and penis injections:



He is, of course, separating gullible nerds from their money by selling his own branded meal and exercise plans, diet foods (including something called “nutty pudding” that looks like a little cardboard cup of grainy, dark brown mud)… and extra virgin olive oil, the most specialist olive oil to ever be pressed, the KEY to immortality, with the blandest and most underwhelming label design imaginable:


That looks like the branding on a ream of printer paper. It’s $37.50-per-bottle olive oil. Incredible. BUT—it’s sold as a TWO-bottle deal! $75 for two of them! The website has no option to just order one. But why wouldn’t you want two of them?? Don’t you want to #dontdie???
And of course. The punchline to all of this that isn’t the penis injections or the reveal that he’s recording his “max urination speed” and taking over one hundred pills per day. The kinds of people snapping up his rejuvenating, immortality-bestowing olive oil…

of course it’s NFT bros.
#nutrition#blueprint#food#scams#I don’t even know how to tag this I just wanted to share this man#catie talks
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theres a product for everyone!
#alien oc#alien gnarp tag#scam bots you gotta love'em#this guy tho seems to be a normal pest with his yes man of a bot at his ever scammin hip
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Hello, I am from Gaza, due to the shortage of medicine in Gaza, my mother who is a type 1 diabetic and was supposed to undergo urgent eye surgery, has not been able to get insulin or any medical care for the past three months. . Some members of my family fled to the southernmost part of Gaza (Rafah) in tents. But my parents and sisters have nowhere else to stay. They are forced to stay in the Nuseirat refugee camp, which has been bombed since the beginning of Christmas. "I am on my knees asking for your donations. Please help me. where you can.
Goal: $700
Thank goodness I double checked your account and found @kyra45 (🥰🥰🥰) 's account to realize what a FUCKING SCAMMER you are. How FUCKING DARE YOU exploit the goodwill of the Palestinian people and their situation.
The only credit I will give to you is showing up in my asks. That way I can expose how much of an ASSHOLE you are to beg for money in this fashion, and spread awareness of this level of shitfuckery you are disgustingly apart of.
So you know what? GET FUCKED!!! 🖕. I'm tagging all the people that reblogged your post.
So those tagged here, kindly asking if you can take your reblog down, and reblog that this is a scam instead: @nismo-boy1999 , @smalloffensiveneedles , @omniscientraisinn , @foolishfynnesse , @itsalice3940 , @rottn-awareness , @alex-the-mediocre , @salad-says-hi , @lqvhss
As for my wonderful followers, remember to donate to legitimate links such as this post and this post (if you cannot donate, all you have to do is click).
Once again, shout out to kyra45 for doing God's work. Thank you for doing what you're doing.
And @yanteetle (🥰🥰🥰) , apologies for @ing you, but since you're spreading Palestinian content I'm asking you and your followers to be on the lookout.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
#aleese vents#aleese advises#aleese comments#ac#this is the 2nd time. However...this is beyond unfortunate.#I might need to make an entire tag about these scams.#Fucking hell man.#yandere blog#yan blog#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#free gaza#gaza#gaza genocide#gazaunderattack#israel#free palestine#fuck israel#ceasefire now
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Man-made horrors within my comprehension
#ai#chatbots#ai scam#ai scams#be careful out there!#foraging#mushrooms#mushroom foraging#fungi#fungi foraging#edible mushrooms#man-made horrors within my comprehension#man made horrors
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nothing will ever be funnier to me about jean valjeans ONLY slip up in the whole becoming gods servant and being compassionate lifestyle being just the faintest hint that some dude might have a crush on his daughter and he just goes batshit
some perfectly nice guy in the general vicinity of his baby (17 y/o) girl: *smiles*
jean valjean *fighting every urge in his body to not go ballistic*: i want him dead
#my man let the guy who had been HUNTING him for 15 years walk#doesn't care about criminals tryna scam him#bring him home was a lie we all know it#les miserables#les mis#jean valjean#cosette#marius pontmercy#marius joins the family and valjean immediately dips#javert
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HOLY SHUCK IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET
#heartstopper s2#heartstopper season 2#heartstopper#man y'all are quickkkkkk#man that's dame impressive#holy hera#this feels like a scam
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