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felt only right that i put my first mpreg edit here

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Oh I am not immune to good OCD rep 🥲

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‘im a girl’ ‘im a boy’ well ok i wake up on ur sofa and walk out 2 ur balcony and i wonder if east croydon would ever stop 4 me

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[holds your hand and looks into yr eyes lovingly]

hey, dont worry. i just wanna find the perfect placement of my voice within your song.

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something about the captain knowing havers for two months before he left and being willing to commit crimes to see him again vs aziraphale and crowley being in love for 6000 years and aziraphale still isn't ready to sacrifice his faith in heaven for a relationship out of fear

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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how to build an ocean only having one fuck in it and it's "can everyone shut the fuck up for a second" they get it

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straight up blimpin it, and by it, well, let's just say, my boy

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[lying through my teeth] I am normal about bears in trees hit new album how to build an ocean instructions

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footage of me at the bus stop when this FUCKING song came on shuffle

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IM GONNA DIE BEFORE YOU ITS THE FIRST RACE ILL WIN CAUSE I WAS SO SLOW IN SCHOOL BUT NOW IM HECTIC BABY SO CAREFREE LATELY YOU CAN CALL ME MAYBE BUT I DONT TAKE MY PHONE OFF SILENT ANYMORE I CUT MY HEART OFF OF MY SLEEVE SO I CAN PATCH IT ON MY JACKET NEXT TO MY ROBIN AND SOME MATCHSTICKS WHEN INSPIRATION COMES ILL IGNITE IT I CANT HE EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE BUT ILL BE EVERYTHING TO SOMEONE YOU CANT BE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE BUT YOU CAN BE EVERYTHING TO SOMEONE

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jesus no

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Today they are dino🦖

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hello history tumblr k thought you would like to see this 16th century, Turkish umbrella hat

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Honestly Ben, that was so rude of you to leave us pining for years, YEARS.

"Havers is just humoring him." "He's just sad to be leaving Button House." "It's just a silly crush for Cap." "Havers is just waving goodbye to his friend."

And then swoop in at the last minute like, WRONG. They LOVED EACH OTHER SO MUCH. Ben where can I send my therapy bills.

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david jenkins said "have y'all ever tried imagining if legendary historical figure blackbeard was a catboy?" and then didn't wait for an answer.

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*me reading the most heart wrenching emotional anguish and torture to ever be bestowed upon a character* *is grinning ear to ear*