#SOURCE: UNKNOWN. // (anonymous.)

[rainnyydaysworld]

steph: and do me a favor, be sweet to y/n. she kind of have a crush on you.

jason: really? i had no idea.

steph: of course you didn’t— boys never do.

steph: *leaves and shuts the door*

jason: pffft

y/n: *popping out from where she had been hiding under the blanket beside him*

y/n: SHUT UP—

jason: *laughs*

Jason : I'm testing out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?

Y/N : Sure, here use this paper for practice.

Jason : Oh, thank y—

*reading the text on it*

Jason :

Jason : This is a marriage certificate, Y/N.

Y/N: And what about it?

[incorrect-supercorp]

Kara: *rambling*

Lena: Okay, okay, I get it. Now shut up and give me your hand.

Kara: My hand? Why?

Lena: Because I want to hold it, dumbass.

Kara: *immediately hands it over* ... Language.

literally kara @ anything lena says to her:

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Anomen: I am asking for your permission to marry Charname.

Imoen: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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[villainkinconfessions]

I hate when people tell me they "love me more than source me". You're literally talking about me. Do you think I want to hear that you hate who I am at my core? I never said I hate my source self. I love him. I just didn't do everything he did, and get tired of how much fandom hate there is surrounding him / fans of him. But that's me and I don't hate myself. It's a backhanded compliment and it hurts most hearing it from friends. Can I not see hate for myself at least in my own space where I block all relevant tags? Damn. I just want to go back to my source I hate my fandom so much.

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[incorrecthsrquotes]

Strong Bad: So what do you have planned for the future? King of Town: Lunch. Strong Bad: No, like long term. King of Town: Oh...um, dinner?

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Burnerman: The Christmas tree is burning.

Dynamoman: [in the other room] It's not burning. It's glowing because of the lights.

Burnerman: The curtains are also glowing.

[incorrectqueensthiefquotes]

Gen, dramatically: And this I will do, by hook and by crook!

Attolia: ...I believe it's "by hook or by crook."

Gen: Why only one when you can have both?

[incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes]

Dalton: I don’t think you’re that scary, to be honest.

Janus, who worked on his Halloween costume for an hour to make it look scary: *is on the verge of crying*

Schala, pushing Dalton to the side: Because you’re terrifying!

[wormgumz]

source unknown

[paramounticebound]

Lol Khan having sensory issues with the dang shower

He really misses 21st century showers.

[snugglesquiggle]

Shit man, this drone war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the flesh demands invitation" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is out here with nothing but a cross-shaped usb stick. I think I just heard "power word:[null]" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[incorrect-supercorp]

Kara: So how did Lena's first mission without me go?

Lena, cheerfully: It went great! I got surprise-adopted!

Kara: Wha–

Alex, Kelly, and Nia, in unison: She got kidnapped 🙄

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Anomen: You got any plans tonight?

Charname: Nothing. Home, books.

Anomen: Well. Have fun.

Haer'Dalis: You're going to die alone.

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: I’m an idiot. Narrator: Curator: Employee 432: Mariella: Stanley: Narrator: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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[illfindbeauty-blog]

Dyslexia visualized. Source: Unknown.