#megaman incorrect quotes

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Dr. Wily: I've recently learned that for some reason, insurance companies hate supervillains, which is weird since they're basically the same thing.

[mmfc-incorrect-quotes]

Suna: Sad Mega Man? Why the face?

Mega Man, glitching with Guts Man schematics: *crying* Nothing, I just... I just love chicken wings so much!

[retrogamingtrickster]

Block Man: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Acid Man: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

[briceterry]

Bass: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Roll: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Bass: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Roll: But I heard a siren.

Megaman: That was Protoman.

Protoman: Sorry, I got nervous.

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

X: "Zero and I are having a baby."

Axl: "Oh, Uhh. Okay?-"

Zero: *Slams adoption papers on the table* "It's you, sign here."

[lum164]

Next one will be a (most likely) belated Halloween piece since I'll be in Denmark for the next 4 days

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*Megaman is fighting through Adventure Mode, minding his own business*

Pit: MACHINE!

Megaman: Wha-

Pit: Turn. Back. Now.

Megaman: I think I'm getting a Zoom Call from God.

Pit: For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?

Megaman: Uh... for what purpose... do you?

Pit: To question God is heresy, machine! But for your information I am driving the corpse of Kraid like a fucking Mazda!

Megaman: Okay.

Pit: It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Hand of the Mother I will beat you back into silicon!

Megaman: Someone has mommy issues.

Pit. literally exploding onto the scene: I do NOT have mommy issues! I AM MAMMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

[rockmanholic]

[speedy-troublemaker]

If you can't read the picture:

Saito: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Netman: And you came to ME??

(( Gotta love playing with incorrect quotes ))

[the-blathermouth]

Axl: Why do you call Zero "babygirl?"

X: How about we stop talking for a while...

Axl: Ok but why does Zero call you "little baby boo bop?" What does that even mean?!

Zero: HE SAID STOP TALKING!

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Proto Man: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Proto Man, gesturing to Bass and Mega Man fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

Proto Man: Bass, we need that!

Bass, holding Mega Man over a trash can: Nope.

Proto Man: Gimme it—

Bass: It’s garbage.

[incorrect-rockman-exe-quotes]

[megamanzerov20]

Incorrect quote of catnap X Dogday again

Dogday: I didn't drink that much last night. X: You were flirting with Catnap. Dogday: So what? They're my partner. X: You asked if they were single. X: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Mega man: and I was there with zero when that happened

Zero: yeah I know Mega man I was there too

[briceterry]

*the robot master kids are playing a team sport*

Protoman: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Bass?

Roll: Have you ever played a game with Bass?

Protoman: No…

Roll: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Bass, chasing Megaman: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[missjukebox8bit]

Roll: I want to be a super fighting robot too

Dr. Light: Nonsense. We have pots and pans to clean…

Roll: Fuckkkkkkkk… Sweep sweep…

Dr. Light: You do not. Sweep. The dishes.

Roll: I fucking hate robot master training there’s so much to remememeber

[lum164]

Art block + art hatred(???) but COWABUNGA!!