#maidposting

[ashes2caches]

hey why does your maid keep putting little cyan pills in my tea? and also why is she staring at me from across the room while she rubs her hand up and down from beneath her skirt? is she moaning now?

[obvolution]

a space heater is a type of maid that keeps you warm

[paw--on--heart]

The very first maidgirl candidate promises to enact „sweeping reforms” if elected

[virtualgirladv]

some important things to know

magical girls and mech pilots are the same

maids and mech pilots are the same

but magical girls are not the same as maids

[maidkinz]

[comfybutter]

i think the game that im working on is going to be about a maid android waking up years and years after calamity destroyed most of the manor, and it cleaning out all the still active war bots. dirt stains and clutter piles are the game's collectibles to acquire maid points to upgrade itself at the maintenance station. the game ends with the manor still destroyed but it's clean and the maid can now patiently wait for its mistress to return from town

[jambambles]

the lady of the house has placed several large obstructions in the path of my cleaning, forcing me to bounce around a small confined space with my feather duster. a maids life is full of little tribulations!

[jibunbosh]

day 17 of trying to paint the buddhist hell on a folding screen. I succumbed to my exhaustion last night yet again while putting together a bloodied reference model from the dessicated remains of a freshly killed human corpse sprawled across my chamber to paint from. awoke in the morning tucked neatly into my bed and, once again, found my model completely gone, the area where it once lied completely spotless. stood there was my loyal housemaid who bowed to me courteously, shortly after using a cloth to wipe what appeared to be a spot of some sort of sauce from her chin

[undasura]

alien maidposting

[ashes2caches]

hey, do you think that i could pick a different maid uniform? this one makes my bulge really visible…

wait, that was intentional??

[sometimescozy]

don’t you want to be a silly little maid? don’t you want to wear a frilly dress?? don’t you want your master to feed their silly little maid treats and rewards until their silly little maid can’t fasten the back of her dress anymore??

[paw--on--heart]

I'd never even make a poll about maids vs. some other kind of girl, because we all know maids are gonna sweep

[virtualgirladv]

Why do you have TWO maid outfits?

Yknow one for business and one for,,,

[maidkinz]

[comfybutter]

a maid, brought into a room with a mirror, inspecting it's own movements for a little bit. then, it's face brightens with recognition, pointing at its reflection. "it's you, mistress!" it happily says.

[sweetlittlebabymaid]

I want to serve my mistress with all my heart and soul. I want to offer her my complete devotion and unquestioning loyalty. I'll do anything and everything she asks of me because I know that my mistress loves me and knows what's best for me. I'm hers.

And isn't that such a wonderful thing? To belong to someone? To be desired so deeply by someone that they need to stake their claim to you? Remind you every day that you're theirs and theirs alone?

My mistress would make sure I'd never have to worry about anything so I could devote myself completely to her happiness. Her happiness is my happiness, and mine is hers because I am hers.