#maidposting

[ashes2caches]

I feel like the butler’s been slacking as of late… send him to the maidification chamber!

[peerkartosh]

[paw--on--heart]

The very first maidgirl candidate promises to enact „sweeping reforms” if elected

[virtualgirladv]

some important things to know

magical girls and mech pilots are the same

maids and mech pilots are the same

but magical girls are not the same as maids

[comfybutter]

i think the game that im working on is going to be about a maid android waking up years and years after calamity destroyed most of the manor, and it cleaning out all the still active war bots. dirt stains and clutter piles are the game's collectibles to acquire maid points to upgrade itself at the maintenance station. the game ends with the manor still destroyed but it's clean and the maid can now patiently wait for its mistress to return from town

[jessica-problems]

no idea what tumblr thinks a maid is at this point. fascinated to learn about their various powers and behaviors.

[jambambles]

the lady of the house has placed several large obstructions in the path of my cleaning, forcing me to bounce around a small confined space with my feather duster. a maids life is full of little tribulations!

[luetta]

uptight spoiled princess who thinks so highly of herself, and so low of her devoted maids, that she can't even conceive the possibility of her maids not liking her. and thus is completely blindsided when the maids organise a revolt in the group chat and barge into her room, tie her down with her exorberently expensive fabric sheets, and take turns having their way with their new fleshlight, who has been secretly referred in the maid discord as the "royal rapebait" for the past 3 months. it was really cute how she couldn't even say a word, just her mouth opening and closing in disbelief of being tied on her bed spread eagle. of course we gagged her soon after.

[obvolution]

a space heater is a type of maid that keeps you warm

[sheepory]

Guitar playing maid using a tiny feather duster instead of a pick :)

[ashes2caches]

tgirl neet who purposefully develops a maid fetish because she knows it’s the only way she’ll get herself to actually clean her own room.

[qqchurch]

a maid can toss wyverns around and fire beams, as a treat

[theomenroom]

a generator is a kind of maid that helps with electricity

[virtualgirladv]

Why do you have TWO maid outfits?

Yknow one for business and one for,,,

[comfybutter]

a maid, brought into a room with a mirror, inspecting it's own movements for a little bit. then, it's face brightens with recognition, pointing at its reflection. "it's you, mistress!" it happily says.

[mothmothm0th]

psa: maids!!

when accepting your maid's application process, do remember to cross-reference their cv with the Known Maids database. maid parasitic behaviour can look perfectly innocuous and you'll only know they're up to something if you've read their resume!!

don't make the same mistake i did!!! i adopted a maid once and while it was perfectly good at taking care of my two dolls, its inaction led to their relationship falling apart so spectacularly you could have based a classic of gothic fiction on it.

i didn't even know heath and cath were in love!! i'm not... sure they were... im not sure what i called them before nelly showed up. i'm... not sure how i managed before nelly showed up. i...

nelly's such a good maid. where would i be without her?