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i taught a perfectly smooth glistening orb how to love and now it is quite despondent about how small the contact surface area with another of its kind is
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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i can feel myself building up to something but i don't really know what it is yet. i'm sort of scared but i'm going to keep heading towards the light of change because anything else would be like killing every potential future me
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ended up driving to this really steep pathway that my shit friends 3 years ago were too scared/tired to walk up. this view was at the top
feeling really pathetic tonight. i think im gonna go drive somewhere and scream and cry for a bit. and then come home and have a shower. i dont even know how to articulate properly why i feel so awful. i just don't know how to create the things i want to create. im getting so much better, mentally, as a person. but god that flame that begs to be an entirely different person still flickers and tonight its burning bright.
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feeling really pathetic tonight. i think im gonna go drive somewhere and scream and cry for a bit. and then come home and have a shower. i dont even know how to articulate properly why i feel so awful. i just don't know how to create the things i want to create. im getting so much better, mentally, as a person. but god that flame that begs to be an entirely different person still flickers and tonight its burning bright.
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DEALER: this shits called "warrior's last stand," itll knock you on your ass feeling like youre fighting to the bitter end ME: whatever man Ive not a whisper of violence in my heart [TWO HOURS LATER] WELL-ENDOWED ELVISH SHAWTY WHO THOUGHT WE'D BE SMOKING ELVISH SLUTWEED: [reclining in a bean bag chair and impaling ants by flicking thumbtacks at them] IF I'M TO DIE TODAY IM TAKING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH ME!!!
ME: [lying face down in the gravel, thoroughly convinced I've been shot in the stomach with grapeshot] i dount have much time left,, can i suck yuor eartips..just once...
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the sycophants who respond in the office teams chat with minion gifs actually need to be put down like i’m sorry but there is no hope for you to ever realise they’re grinding you into dust
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trying not to quit my job on the spot right now. and it’s only monday. what the fuck.
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i shouldn’t punish myself for not performing 100% correctly at a big scary social event with heaps of new people. i did so well, i talked to a lot of ppl and provided and overall good vibe plus to the event. just bc i didn’t interact with 1 person i probably could’ve as we share mutual friends, doesn’t invalidate the entire experience. i did fucking awesome and i have proof ! plus there’s always more chances in the future. i’m #winning, something like this would’ve been unfathomable 3 years ago
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the urge to create art strikes most brilliantly when you need to sleep so you can wake up to go to a job that sucks everything from your being leaving nothing but a chalky white shell
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the urge to create art strikes most brilliantly when you need to sleep so you can wake up to go to a job that sucks everything from your being leaving nothing but a chalky white shell
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