#SOURCE: TWITTER

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Where’s the pizza?

Mikey: I ate it.

Donnie: I told you to divide it into two halves!

Mikey: I did! Each half has zero slices!

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron, to Galadriel: yeah you can block me but our souls are forever bound together and i will see you in hell

[qsmpincorrect]

Leo: You're ugly.

Sunny: Tone indicator?

Leo: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

[cursivewind]

[ontgerunway]

Mappa's three men and one man child

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I don’t dress the way I do because it’s sexy.

Dick: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[papermariosuggestion]

[forsapphics]

Megan Thee Stallion waving a bisexual flag 🩷💜💙 (x)

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

GCPD Officer: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Jason Todd: Damn, Bruce is gonna kill - wait, three?

GCPD Officer: Yes, three.

Dick Grayson: Oh my god.

Tim Drake: Damian fucking fell off.

[unbotheredmuse]

[hawkinsincorrect]

Hopper: Got any drugs or alcohol on you?

Eddie: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.

[redadidassneakers]

Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??

[petitprincess1]

Alastor, poking the snake on Lucifer's hat: Is this thing poisonous?

Lucifer: Nah, fam.

Alastor: *the snake comes to life, bites Al, and he drops to the ground, foaming at the mouth*

Lucifer: It is venomous though!