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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago
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Barbara: What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous?
Dick: I stare. I smile. And then I put my mirror down.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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danganronpafakes · 3 days ago
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Kiyotaka: Just found out the "cat" in "catboy" isn't short for catholic, I think I'm going to be sick.
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emmikay · 2 days ago
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Nestor: (looking at Achilles and Patroclus) They look happy. I’d put them on a boat.
Antilochus: What?
Nestor: Isn’t that what it’s called? When you think people would be good together? They’re on a boat?
Antilochus: Dad- You mean you ship them?
Nestor: Is that it? I knew it had something to do with boats. I ship them.
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wildlyincorrect · 3 days ago
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Glinda meeting Elphaba:
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verycorrect-tbbquotes · 2 days ago
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Omega: You’re offered 50,000 credits but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire galaxy gets 100,000 credits. Are you taking it?
Crosshair: Yes. Why wouldn’t I want 150,000 credits?
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walterfairholmes · 2 days ago
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Fives: You're so ugly, a wampa took one look at you and ran the other way!
Echo, trying not to cry: That's stupid. You're stupid. Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.
Fives: ...Echo
Echo: [shocked_pikachu.jpeg]
Ahsoka, watching: Do they know they're clones?
Rex: Just let it be, they'll figure it out eventually.
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incorrectredwallquotes · 3 days ago
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Sunflash: Blankets that do not go up to your chin and cover your feet have no reason to exist.
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Marlene: A special shoutout to my best friend Peter, who entered the hot dog eating contest and ate two hot dogs in five minutes. Marlene: No competitive streak, no urgency, just taking the stage for a light lunch.
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incorrectbatfam · 7 days ago
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Tim: Kon texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back and said, "No, YOU'RE adorable."
Cassie: And?
Tim: And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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danganronpafakes · 2 days ago
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Friendly reminder that if you do not heed enough of the friendly reminders on your timeline, you may sever one finger as penance.
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cursivewind · 1 year ago
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ontgerunway · 1 year ago
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Mappa's three men and one man child
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