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[scrumptiousstuffs]

Ouch….the differences ☹️ (link)

The Heart Killers EP6 and EP7

[will-schuester-hate-blog]

Rachel: you know, Kurt gives Blaine flowers every day, I wish you'd do that too

Finn: okay

*the next day*

Finn: *gives Blaine flowers*

Blaine: ??????

Finn: I don't know, I'm confused too

[autisticzenitsu]

Muzan: If God is displeased with my work, then why hasn’t he stopped me?

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

John: ok so my office still reeks of cigar smoke John: any tips? Jaune: capture a bee but don't kill it. put it in the freezer. it will get cold and fall asleep. Jaune: then put it in your mouth but don't swallow it! it will warm back up and wake up. Jaune: now you have a bee in your mouth :> John: John: how does that help

[emmikay]

Antinous: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Penelope: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Antinous: Why?

Penelope: It’s spiritually healing.

[project-sekai-updates]

Which Duo Are You? ✨

Stop the GIF to find out and post your results in the comments!

[cursivewind]

[ontgerunway]

Mappa's three men and one man child

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Give yourself permission not to be accessible at all times. Ignore that voicemail. Leave that message on read. Turn off your phone. Don't answer emails. Destroy your SIM card. Burn your house down. Disappear under mysterious circumstances.

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[meowiu]

pink and brown ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

Thalia: So you've definitely got clinical burnout by now

Jason: Oh, that sounds bad. How long does it take to fix, I have a lot of tasks and chores and training to do

Thalia:

Jason: ...what

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: My kink is saying something ridiculous and watching Elphie go through all five stages of grief as she realizes she still wants to fuck me.

[ir0npvrker]

tony: i love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch