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animeaddict578 · 1 day ago
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Tim drank way to much coffee
One more cup he’ll start seeing
The Hat Man
Bruce: Let's put this matter aside for the time being.
Tim, looking around nervously: Can only you see the Time Being?
Bruce: Huh?
Tim: Is it standing near me?
Bruce: Who?
Tim, on the verge of a panic attack: The Time Being.
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Thalia: So you've definitely got clinical burnout by now
Jason: Oh, that sounds bad. How long does it take to fix, I have a lot of tasks and chores and training to do
Thalia:
Jason: ...what
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emmikay · 2 days ago
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Odysseus: I bet you're wondering why I called you in today.
Odysseus: It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room
Achilles: Why are you being so vague when Agamemnon and I are the only ones here.
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danganronpafakes · 24 hours ago
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Toko: Monaca, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me she is a Thing of Good. I am not persuaded.
Source: Stephen King
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Frank: Tea: Calming. Many flavours. The answer to all problems.
Frank: Coffee: Anxiety Juice™. Three heartbeats for the price of one. More than four cups and you can talk to electricity.
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textpostmemespksp · 1 day ago
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Meme #624 Happy birthday Blue!! 💙🥳
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cursivewind · 10 months ago
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ontgerunway · 10 months ago
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Mappa's three men and one man child
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meowiu · 1 month ago
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pink and brown ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months ago
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Dick: I don’t dress the way I do because it’s sexy.
Dick: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.
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papermariosuggestion · 4 months ago
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forsapphics · 5 months ago
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Megan Thee Stallion waving a bisexual flag 🩷💜💙 (x)
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incorrectdccomicquotes · 4 months ago
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GCPD Officer: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Jason Todd: Damn, Bruce is gonna kill - wait, three?
GCPD Officer: Yes, three.
Dick Grayson: Oh my god.
Tim Drake: Damian fucking fell off.
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hawkinsincorrect · 7 months ago
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Hopper: Got any drugs or alcohol on you?
Eddie: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.
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redadidassneakers · 8 months ago
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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