#SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!

[michaela-o]

SUGGESTIVE LESBIANS

( minors DNI !!! )

I need them to rearrange my insides🥹

[mikacanica]

my forever and always~

This show was so good. Wish we could've had a season of them dating and being super lovey dovey together but the comics are enough...AND THE FANART HELLSSSS YEAHHHHHHH

[askmrtorgue]

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[spacedace]

Had a thought about the Reluctant War and made myself a bit sad and I have no idea if it'll make it into the story proper so I'm going to inflict it upon all you guys:

Dick Grayson on the streets of Gotham trying to do everything he can to help as everyone join the ghosts in fighting the GIW, suddenly has a version of the GAV barreling down towards him and for some reason he can't get out of the way in time.

He thinks he's about to join the army of the dead in a whole new way, when the tank fo a vehicle is suddenly sent flying as something massive charged it from the side. He hears a familiar bellowing and then realizes that it's Zitka, a ghost after passing away peacefully a few years before.

She wasn't apart of the army of the ghosts, wasn't brought in to fight. She's just been following her tiny human child around all these years and now that there's enough ecto in the air to do so, she's going to protect him with all her might.

Dick is emotional, so thankful to have his old friend back, but the city is still in a state of chaos. He gets onto Zitka's back and they get to work, running - flying - around helping to grab the injured and whisk them away to safety or take out other GAVs and the like.

It's absurd and freeing and wonderful all at once to be literally flying through the skies of Gotham on the ghost of his elephant best friend, and if Dick wasn't already on the side of King Phantom he is *now* and -

He gets shot off Zitka's back.

A GIW agent was aiming for the Ghost elephant but somehow *missed* and hit Dick instead. Not enough to injure him too badly, but enough to send him flying off Zitka's back and plummeting to the ground. His grapple is broken, and Zitka is diving for him but she's being shot at and she's not going to make it in time and -

A hand, reaching out to him in midair, familiar with its callouses and strong grip as he reaches out and grasps it, body suddenly swinging in a different direction and muscles acting on memory as he falls into the old, achingly familiar routine of his childhood. His mother, ethereal and bright as she smiles down at him, hanging upside down from a bar suspended from nothing but open sky as they swing and he is let go, flipping on instinct and caught by the steady strong hands of his father.

The Flying Graysons reunited in the skies above Gotham, Dick's ghostly parents determined to ensure their little bird never falls the way they did.

[voiddrawss]

out of me is the birth of you

[puddingbrainscientist]

y’all the canon of the doctor who idle game is on a whole other level

[budder-tigress]

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live

I listened to the 'I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream' radioplay again

Literally from day 1 seeing this mf he gave me A.M. vibes

[chamiryokuroi]

Ship wars are ridiculous to me.

What do you mean you got angry because you saw someone playing Barbies in a way you do not like???

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

i see your tim has narcolepsy headcanon and i offer you this: he falls asleep during the titans tower attack and jason's just like. "well now what"

bonus points if it's one of those aus where jason has a conscious or pit madness or whatever and convinces himself tim must be horribly mistreated to start snoring while getting beat up and tim's struggling to get him to understand no dude it's a medical condition my grandpa had it

[andrew-rannells-mustache]

Idk I just think it’s so interesting how Hickey uses names and titles as a tool to manipulate the people around him (especially the mutineers). Calling Tozer “sergeant” when he’s first convincing him to mutiny, to play into his desire to follow his rank and protect. Switching to “Solomon” when he’s trying to get Tozer to open up more about the Tuunbaq. Intentionally not calling Jopson “Lieutenant” after his promotion as a subtle dig. How often he says Billy’s name, especially during the ring scene and when Billy’s entertaining the idea of a mutiny before the walk out (“speak your mind, Billy”). Smugly directing his story about kidnapping Silna to “Captain Crozier” and only Captain Crozier, then after kidnapping him only referring to him as “Mr. Crozier” and making the mutineers do the same (but Hodgson, who’s not loyal but is at least complacent to Hickey, stays “Lieutenant Hodgson”). Calling Tommy, who’s always Tommy or Mr. Armitage, “Private Armitage” when he’s ordering him to brutalize Crozier, because Hickey knows he’s always wanted to be a marine, so in his camp he’s given him the rank of one. It adds an such an interesting layer to Hickey’s “reconfigure, reinvent, rearrange” speech.

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Or is it?

[20001541]

I like to think that pre canon both AFO and Izuku visited the same online forums where people came together to discuss quirks and often debated with each other about pro hero quirks lol. Their first conversation ever was arguing over aspects of All Mights quirk because AFO said something insulting about him.

Izuku finds AFO abrasive, but creates some of the most fascinating analysis he's ever read that he wonders if AFO is some kind of quirk counselor or doctor who specializes in studying quirks in real life.

AFO finds it refreshing to see someone share the same enthusiasm about quirks like he does and enjoys reading and challenging Izuku's own theories at times.

I wouldn't call it friendship.... but more like two people finding common ground in sharing a hobby that almost no one else cares for.

[a-literate-chicken]

since we’re all sharing chicken pics to the goddess of chicken doodles, here’s my late baby girl who passed away this summer. she followed me everywhere and always got a mcdonald’s hash brown whenever she came do farm chores with me. here’s seze 🥹🥹🤲🤲

rip Seze you would’ve loved chapell roan 😔✌️

I am in love with her

[hopeforchanges]

Remember when Deborah Chow was like "this is a love story" lol I wonder what makes people see it, realize it, what is THE moment in the SW saga that makes people go "this is a love story" since there's no official acknowledgement in the text, all we have is breadcrumbs in the subtext.

I do remember lol

Well my friend, most of the most beautiful things in life are left unsaid, but boy what glorious crumbs we have in the subtext with this ship. Can't speak for Deborah Chow, but the first time it hit me - that this is indeed a love story - was when I saw Anakin raging to Padmé, screaming and ugly-crying and throwing things about how everything is Obi-Wan's fault in aotc.

Cause let me tell you, I've never said goodbye to my weird codependent relationship on a landing platform readying myself to go to arrest an asthmatic cyborg while said codependent relationship looked at me with 'please don't go" googly eyes. I have never screamed at my codependent relationship how he fucking ruined a mystical energy field that surrounds us and penetrates us or something and how I loved him but fuck him he should have known better.

But standing with eyes wide, mouth open, unable to say or do or even move anything, listening to someone I care about yell and rage and scream and cry and throw things about how this one person ruined everything in their life because they're this and that and not what they need them to be, and they never listen, they never understand, they hold.me.back.

Oh. Honey. I've been that girl. I've been Padmé. I've listened and watched and stood, shocked, aghast, while a person tore themselves apart because of this one relationship they don't have a word for - they don't know what the word is, because love is too much of a taboo, it's too raw and too true and too pure and too narrow and too much.

Long story short, that was the moment I realized - oh shit. This is a love story. The characters may not even realize, maybe George didn't fully realize it either. Although based on rots novel which he approved, I'd say, he did. He does.

I'm glad so many of us do.

[hurtcomforted]

chaos dimension where iceman and maverick's nicknames are taken from the other parts of their callsigns.

man and rick.

[ambivertcuno]

Harley Sawyer Headcanons:

- Cat lover; had two persian cats: Angel and Snowball

- his hair's color is naturally brown, but he dyed it dark blonde

- his favorite flowers are snap dragons

- he listened to classical music

- he can play the piano

- his favorite smiling critter is dogday (thats why dogday speaks with doctor's voice)

- and when it comes to nightmare critters his favorites are babba chops and poe

- has love-hate relationship with Leith (sometimes they behaved like an old married couple)

- if fnaf existed in his time his favorite animatronic would be nightmare mangle

- thinks that that Leith is often just too much (Leith is such a showman and star of the show)