#SO YEAH.

[wall-artist2]

Hate how every time there’s a photo of somebody on rednote saying ‘omga, the prices are incredibly high in America. Your government is bad.’ Somebody on the site HAS to go ‘w-well actually, China has a worse government!” And??? Just because their’s is worse doesn’t mean ours is good, or that they can’t have an opinion. Like fuck offfff

[reginalusus]

More Jason and Harvey fic stuff... Harvey will make observations and Jason will be like, "URM, ACTUALLY-"

Silly lil' Ko-Fi.

[fishareglorious]

This statement is a little humorous to me. Your dentist and this teenaged girl who is also your higher-up has legally adopted you.

[geronimomo-spd]

did they say in the audio that he's aro too or did they just say he experiences romantic attraction but not anything else? sorry i have no money to buy the boxset lol

he declared he feels nothing of the sorts! they explain the differences between someone who feels romantic and more sexual attraction, and then River is like "oh doctor! you told me you feel nothing of the sorts! you are looking for someone who doesn't have romantic feelings in particular abd here you are!"

(because River and him talked earlier about them being husbands and wife of course, and he was like "a wife??? me??? not now or ever! I don't do that sort of stuff! couple things that is")

so then when he looks for someone who does not feel romantic attraction to save the day later, river makes him realise that's him! so he uses that to win the day!

so yeah!!! offical aromantic doctor!!!!

hoped i explained it well hehe

[chocostrwberry]

is the ending inspired by madoka magica?

I MEAN…. NOT REALLY??

I know that’s hard to believe but I made the Gimminette design and I was like “oh how cute this would be so cool if it was canon like a huge super-cool unification” and I was like “wait what if she died bc of how powerful it is since it’s basically Gimmi” and then like “OOOOHHH-“ and the rest is history.

And I should address this once and for all bc everyone is totally thinking it:

“Choco you just don’t wanna give credit to Madoka Magica it’s so obvious!!!! >:(“

NO THATS NOT THE CASE IM TELLING THE TRUTH HERE PLS BELIEVE ME-

Ofc it’s similar to Madoka Magica, but it wasn’t on my mind until I realized Madoka Magica did the exact same thing so it’s like omg I’m not a genius I’m just a diehard doomed soulmates enthusiast and Madoka Magica beat me to it.

[keyslox]

i give you Chuckle Sandwich but Sanrio-ified d:D

[mikeslawyer]

i looked up mike & will on the unsent project and hurt my own feelings, you’re welcome x

from will to mike:

from mike to will:

[iamthemaestro]

if you see me with blood on my face it’s because a vampire made out with me not because I have a constant compulsive urge to pick at my own skin. yeah. thanks for understanding

[blu3haw4]

Lexa has been very naughty this year. Instead of coal in her stocking, she wants Clarke to fill it up with something else 😏

Listen. I almost didn't write this one... and now is kind of my favorite one 🤭

For Day 2: Naughty or Nice List

Mature. G!P Clarke. Cracky and ... cute? more than smutty. It's so unserious though 😆

Soooo, what am I getting for Christmas, santa?" Lexa jokes, she toys with the white pompom of Clarke's Santa hat still placed over her head even after all four rounds they just got down to.

Clarke snorts, shaking her head as she looks down at her "You've been so naughty this year"

They giggle, Clarke running her hand on Lexa's side with the hand not currently holding her own head.

"Your stocking are going to be full of coal" she huffs as Lexa, laying on her back beside her keeps playing with the pompom of her had

"What!? No! That's not fair!"

"Just yesterday you sent me a nude while i was having lunch with my dad!" Clarke yelps.

"You said you were in the car!"

"With him!"

"That was an accident!'" Lexa huff, and continues playing with the pompom "All my past naughtiness, if i recall correctly, you've throughoutfully enjoyed"

"You've still been naughty" Clarke rolls her eyes playfully "And people on the naughty list only get coal" she fake frowns, and then really frowns "Specially if you call me Santa, please don't fucking call me Santa again"

Lexa laughs with an eyeroll of her own "I think I've done plenty of nice things for you, miss. Haven't I?"

"Mmmh, maybe" Clarke can't help but smile

"Maybe my stockings could be filled with something else"

"See! Naughty!" Clarke laughs as Lexa's smirks turns into a grin.

"Oh I am merely trying to be nice, only for your benefit really"

"Oh my benefit? How so?"

"Well your balls should alway have a safe place to be relieved, shouldn't they?" Lexa tries her best at a serious face and fails spectacularly when a giggle escapes her.

"Ohhh, i see" Clarke laughs and leans down to kiss her, slowly but surely moving and laying on top of Lexa

"You want me to fill you?"

"Yess, my love"

"You do, baby?"

"Mmm, always."

//

Mmm, let's see what might be in this one" Lexa says softly shaking the gift box in her hands.

Is Christmas morning and they're laying on the floor of their apartment beside their tree.

She smiles at Clarke until she hears the rocking of the items inside the box and her smile drops as she shakes the box again, more strongly.

"Is this-...? Clarke did you seriously got me coal?"

"What did you expect? You've been a very naughty girl, Lexa" Clarke says with a small smile.

"Clarke, i swear to fucking-" she shakes the box forcefully glaring at Clarke until she interrupts her.

"Why don't you open it, hun? It's very very nice coal"

"If you-"

"Open it" Lexa huffs, but complies, glaring at Clarke all the way to make sure she knew how terrible it would be for her, if she had decided to get Lexa actual coal.

At first glace, they did look like coal.

At second glance though? The box had scattered around an array and variety of plugs, bullets and small dildos. All black, some shiny, so mate, some sparky and some with purple or blue shades as well.

Lexa's eyebrows lifted in surprise as her mouth fell sightly open, slowly a smile started to grow as she could help little giggle and gasp that she let out.

"What...? Clarke!" She turned to laugh at a grinning Clarke, still very casually leaning against the foot of the couch

"You deserved all that coal for how naughty you've been"

Still laughing Lexa crawls forward to straddle Clarke and kiss her "You just got me like 15 different sex toys" she laughs between kisses as Clarke just smiles at her

"To be fair i had already bought some of them... I just replaced them for black ones"

"I love you"

"I love you. And we should be trying all of them today" Clarke smirks at her

"Clarke! No!"

"But it's going to be fun!"

"There's a butt plug that's the size of my fist! We're not trying that today!" Clarke merely laughs and looks up with a little shrug.

"Clarke I mean it. No. No as in Rudolf no"

Laughing hard Clarke throws her head back "Okay, the best thing we've ever done is make our safe word Rudolf" Lexa laughs with her, and still cupping her face leans in for another kiss.

[likesdoodling]

I said I would colour this.... And I did. :D

(I love this scene so much!!!-)

If you are curious, this is from a bsd harry potter au, basically dazai goes to hogwarts. It's pretty cool. Coil, (what this is from) is the second one. Magic and Mystery is the first one. I would highly recommend both of them. The author is Allegory_for_Hatred on ao3.

I love this series so much. And I put a ton of effort into colouring this. I reckon it turned out alright.

:)

[beardisable]

- Bruno Is Orange by Hop Along

[reblog-house]

Scar has very interesting relationships with all the women in the life series that makes me insane. there's the obvious pearl parallels that are obvious and i shouldn't have to repeat and the whole SL thing, there's the FOILS HE HAD WITH GEM i'm gonna scream about that through the roofs THEY'RE FOILS IN SL AND I'LL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM. and then whatever was going on with him and lizzie in SL with the parallels between them and then them TEAMING UP IN WL and him, Lizzie and Jimmy having one of the most healthy teams in all of the life series.

There's so few women in the life series, and yet not every player has dynamics they've explored with all of them. and scar has INCREDIBLE dynamics or parallels or foils with ALL of them.

[sae-something]

there is a (very) small chance my dream christmas plans might come true and i will be able to spend first & second christmas day (including sleepover) with a friend's family where i know i will feel welcome and good. please please please please please make this come true. please universe. you owe me a good thing. please please please. i want this. so badly. i've secretly thought about this for so long. and today i talked about it with this friend. she has to juggle a billion christmas obligations but i hope. i hope i hope i hope. please.

[clever-name-change]

GRAVITY FALLS FIC BE UPON YE!!

To commemorate finally finishing a grand total of NONE of my WIPs, I started another one. This cycle is fucking endless.

[mielkae]

Sighhhh I need someone to be abnormal about Milo from witchcraft smp with me :((( like c'mon guys he had a whole 2 speaking lines where's the ao3 tag