#SO MANY KIDS

[bloomycali]

heeey..

remember i told you about Abyss abalone?

Here it is!

It's AU fanmade ( all belongs to Merlin fey )

Is Lord oyster have a big family? [ A: Yes! He had a few siblings and parents along! So Nacre Cookie ( Owned by Cosmicwhore ) Isn't alone Now ]

His little sweet sister

Here are his Parents

[ Fun fact #1: Saccrostra Oyster cookie Has a Unscripted backstory that She's actually a gem mermaid's Lost or forgotten sister, which is.. 👁️👁️ messed up because white pearl cookie didn't know lord oyster was her nephew and lord oyster also didn't realized he had a crush of his own.. aunt.. i would yell " SWEET HOME ALABAMA " moment, that's why merlin fey changed her story.

Fun fact #2: Crassostra Oyster cookie and Abalone cookie were childhood friends before abalone became greedy,ruthless Captain.. ]

Abyss abalone reveal? Yes🥺

ALL I WANT IS YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[captainjanewaysdqvoyagercore]

In my case, until my students have all graduated, and I get new students every semester. So the best thing to do is wait until I've had the coffee, lol.

[sweetcici-123]

I’m gonna be sharing my Owl House Wips and Aus for a while now that it’s over and I’m definitely hyper fixating on them. (I’m bringing this back lol)

The Children’s House AU

Eda basically turned her house into a mini orphanage by accident after she adopted her first human. She takes in witches and humans alike and takes care of them with the occasional help of her parents. Gwendolyn is much more active and has an easier time coming over compared to Dell who sometimes stays back at their family home when he can’t make the trip. Basically Eda grows to love kids and can’t stand to see any child in any unfortunate situation. They’re all one big found family.

Luz is her newest child who is the first that wasn’t technically brought in by someone, she wandered through the portal and convinced Eda to let her stay because she “didn’t want to be sent away.” And the story goes from there.

(We are not discussing the moral implications of taking kids without going through any legal processes. I wanted a huge found family and this is how I’m making it. Legality can screw itself.)

Also Luz is 10.

[loonaserena]

The state of my Legacy… thoughts and prayers please and thank you

[0mega-x]

On the topic of hetalia family trees, I have also made a Latin family tree. All of the ones on top are Rome's kids and are mostly based on Roman provinces

The tree seems less complicated than the germanic one I'm fucking crying.

Rome is a grandpa confirmed.

Some of them used to be city-states like Venice (duh) but also Tuscany (Florence), Marche (Ancona), Liguria (Genoa)

Umbria, Marche, Abruzzi, Molise and Basilicata would be second/third cousins to Rome's grandchildren.

And yet again, most of the deads are from France :') that would be from the French Revolution.

And no I didn't forget Romano, I just don't know where he would stand on this tree (by the way i made it it wouldn't make sense to have him be Feli's twin.... uuuururgh)

[geekygeckogeeks]

I just thought of a really fun situation with demented orange!!!!!

If you have 0 clue what I’m talking about, I just thought wouldn’t it be cool if orange can possess sides and use them as puppets soo yeah!

Tw: my minds dark so whatever it spews out may also be dark! Also not gonna provide backstory just thought of a cool scene.

The light sides rushed to Logan’s room, they didn’t know what was happening but Logan would never purposefully miss out on one of Thomas’s escapades. Their minds raced with thoughts each one worse than the last so when Logan was actually seen to be in his room seemingly safe and sound. Although he was hunched in a corner crying.

Patton immediately ran up to him to comfort him, almost breaking his head on the variety of misplaced books but somehow managing to get to him without any fatal injuries, until a figure emerged from the darkness tackling Patton into a knocked over book case.

Patton struggled to get out but surprisingly his captor pleaded with his prisoner.

“Pleasse Patton sstay away from” He seemed almost unwilling to say this “Logan..”

Patton was about to object when he saw the abject horror in his captors human eye and thought it wise to listen to him.

Unfortunately Roman didn’t see that and hurried over to protect his friend only to run head first into a slimy man hiding under a pile of phycology books Logan was presumably studying.

“REMUS WHAT DID YOU TO LOGAN!!”

But there was no reply, no witty puns, no dark jokes, just silence only interrupted by the shaking sob of the Logical side.

“Remus…???”

Roman understood something was wrong so decided to stick with him, incase the thing that did this to him came for seconds.

Soon only Virgil was left and all he saw were dark sides trying to stop him from comforting the first side that ever accepted him for him. So despite the shouts from the onlooking sides Virgil marched towards the shaking Logan, they had always seemed oblivious to his real emotions anyway.

He crouched besides him, lowering his guard trying to comfort the sobbing? No on closer expectation it wasn’t , it was a strange mumbling laugh…Why would Logan be laug-

But before Virgil could even think of a single possible answer, it stood up swivelling Logan’s head to face Virgil’s. Orange blood leaked out of its burning eyes and into its wide psychotic smile. It seemed to cover the room in a kind of orange glow highlighting the sides horrified looks as it then began to focus its attention to the dark figure that was crouched down in front of it.

Author here-Might make this a 2 parter cause I’m bored! Anyway tell me if ya wanna see anymore of this cause I’ve got like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss many ideas (a lot) okay byeeee!

[chunkymilk96]

Imagin the Dad For One theory was correct and All For One was Deku’s Dad. Deku probably wouldn’t be his only kid so there just a bunch of his kids running around everywhere.

The siblings could then meet seems like a cool idea.

[annieanonymous1]

Dean has so many kids + practically adopted kids and I’m here for it 🥰

Have you thought about Emma Winchester recently? You know, Deans amazon warrior daughter from season 7? No? Sorry then. Still immeasurably infuriating me.

Anyway, Happy Father’s Day 🥲 from her and the dozens of kids Dean adopted along the way

Have a nice week 🐝🌻

[talesfromthecrypts]

They actually make physical media for a much larger percentage of movies than they ever did in the past. Often with a lot more care than any small release was treated in the early dvd days. Its just if you only watch streaming stuff or the big new recent box office hits you won't see that. It is so ridiculously easy to get physical media for movies that even 5 years ago you couldn't even find. Like yes Netflix is a stingy bastard but so many things are available on disc WITH special features than ever before

[lois-thegreat]

hungover and in charge of a child’s “bubble party” at work

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

[miauwing]

❤️

[metaphoricallyrose]

Jr year baby!

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Taking care of kids is hard in FNAF

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.