#SHES WONDERFUL

[jacqcrisis]

Gotta love Grandma recipes. I want to make a Texas sheet cake for my birthday today she used to make all the time when I was a kid and I got the recipe from her and

No length of cook time. There's crisco, oleo, AND butter. The frosting calls for a 'box of powdered sugar' what ever that means.

I'm excited for the challenge. I think I know what I need to do. If not, grandma is getting a call.

[sakurasubmissive]

My owner is the absolute best, even 100 miles away and she can still break my brain and have me begging on all fours with nothing more than words. I'm super lucky to be cared for by her

[e-for-annoying]

Wtf what the actual fuck im trying to be a normal person not fucking sob in French class and have an urge to drop everything to try and figure out playing this on the violin. Why do you do this to me mitski I love you sm

[scrybe-of-death]

Human Sun concept I randomly drew idk

SO PRETYTYTYTYYYYYYY AHHHHH I LOVE THIS SM

[marxistgnome]

Shes literally everything to me

[hearts401]

also i love cassidy fuck you if you hate cassidy

[passthekey]

Moving (1978) - Kate Bush

Track 1 from Kate Bush's The Kick Inside (1978)

🐋

"Moving stranger...

Does it really matter?"

[suddenlymicah]

i call my phone by he/she pronouns is this normal

[handsome-girl-competition]

I can't nominate her cause she's real but I do feel you deserve to see her. Moonbyul the kpop idol. She's expressly said she prefers being handsome over being pretty, wears suits and boyish clothes all the time cause she can, and has entire stan accounts dedicated to just her hands

oh this girl looks like lesbian catnip, thank you so much for this lil treat

[ollieollieoxenfree-483]

One of my favorite things about being alive (still being alive, continuing to live) is how much love my mother has for me.

I've been sick for the past few days; shivers, cold flashes, a migraine, bad sinuses, a fever, etc.

I had to drive home from work with those symptoms at 10:30 to 11:00 at night, and both of my parents stayed up for me (I told them before when I was on break that I wasn't feeling good). My mom suggested that I take a shower to cool down (I had a fever of over 100 at this point).

Then next morning (as in today, when I am writing this) she offered to go to the store for me (she asked what I wanted (a can of tomato soup and some Gatorade), and I thought she was going to get me one of each. She got me 2 cans of tomato soup, 2 bottles of Gatorade (the big 29 oz ones), and both DayQuil and NyQuil (as we only had NyQuil).

I've been sleeping the majority of the day (I napped for almost 5 hours, which I have never done before) and since today is Mother's Day, my stepdad made her a cake. I gave her a card and cherry twizzler bites (as she loves red candy), and had a very small slice of cake. (I'm also planning on taking her on a mother-daughter date, like we used to do)

I might be feeling shitty but I will always take time to let my momma know how much I appreciate what she does and how much I love her, especially today.

[chowtrolls]

Kitty, what do you remember about Paenit?

“Not the brightest tool in the shed. Impulsive, short fuse, dislike of authority that wasn’t Daisee. He only listened to her because she didn’t give us a choice. Everything about her demanded respect- but it was a funny sight.

Reckless. Stupid. Angry at the world for unknown reasons. Explosive. Emotion-driven. Raw. Loud. Careless.

He flew too fast. Daisee couldn’t co-pilot with him because he was a reckless flyer, even for her tastes. Ended up in his favor. I doubt he would’ve survived the crash.”

[artemis-dawn8]

ITS SO FUNNY. (Btw I’m so sorry for making all of you put up with my bullshit)

I think im funny, Just let me have my moment.

[derginadaydream]

im so sorry but this lady looks like elon musk

[paradoxbeta]

a memory called empire was so good and the sequel was even better. you should liveblog it

YES HELL YES SOMEONE ELSE HERE HAS READ MEMORY CALLED EMPIRE this story makes me want to fly off the wall im serious, its one of the only things that gives me a flood of writing motivation without fail every time i pick it up, i could gush for hours, its just so good! i would absolutely be liveblogging it if i wasnt reading it in bursts that are short and far apart. but i will definitely be keeping ten pearl updates here at the very least because he really entertains me for reasons that i think defy logic

[noka-exe]

doomed family

[outercrasis]

ALFRED HAS A GIRLFRIEND? I LOVE IT