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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.
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YAO as Bo Chow SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄
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Wanna watch each other masturbate until one of us can’t take it anymore and has to touch the other?? As a date??
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Stoopid stuff based on a meme I saw on Pinterest I wanted to draw!!
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Shawn Hatosy as Dr. Jack Abbot The Pitt, 9:00 P.M
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don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
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Remember to keep your core engaged Nikola!
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the magnus archives is a work place comedy
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This video does a great job summing up how I feel about the Fantastic Four movie. Check it out if you're so inclined!
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Outlive the motherfucker. That's what you're going to do. Survive and thrive out of sheer spite if necessary. Live for the day that nature takes it's course and you wake up in a world that no longer has them in it.
Apply where applicable. Repeat as necessary.
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“Noah is such a good scene partner. My relationship with him is very similar to Langdon’s relationship with Robby. [...] Once we got to that scene, I was scared of it. I knew it was coming for 10 episodes, and then we got there, and it was so much fun to dance with the master like that. [...] It’s the closest thing you are going to get to a breakup scene on The Pitt.” — Patrick Ball
THE PITT 04:00 P.M.
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Isa Briones, Shabana Azeez & Supriya Ganesh attend Variety's Power Of Young Hollywood on August 7, 2025
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die
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Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse
#genuinely something ive been working on#i want to trust my reader#let them come to incorrect or correct conclusions on their own#and sometimes!!!#they will point something out to me that i didnt even realize i was doing
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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?
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