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Kitty, what do you remember about Paenit?
“Not the brightest tool in the shed. Impulsive, short fuse, dislike of authority that wasn’t Daisee. He only listened to her because she didn’t give us a choice. Everything about her demanded respect- but it was a funny sight.
Reckless. Stupid. Angry at the world for unknown reasons. Explosive. Emotion-driven. Raw. Loud. Careless.
He flew too fast. Daisee couldn’t co-pilot with him because he was a reckless flyer, even for her tastes. Ended up in his favor. I doubt he would’ve survived the crash.”
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Not quite Danse Macabre but they are dead and they do be dancing so *shrug*
#ectoberhaunt23#day 20#danse macabre#nyk did art#danny phantom#Johnny 13#dp kitty#they are dating and in love#which is canon#I just like established stuff#they’re so silly#like#older sibling figures if u will#not the ones that r good influences tho#the ones that go#wanna beer?#at a 4 yr old cuz they dint know what else to do#its a child???
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the emh is like a little kitty cat to me
#asshole old man who is also 2 yrs old. he's so dear to me he's literally a little kitty cat. did u know#picking back up w voyager for spring break. my goal is to finish s3 so I can meet seven#talking to ppl at the con kinda revived my love for trek like I'm soo excited abt voyager now!! those guys r my friends!!#narcissus's echoes
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sometimes replacing an emotion with a perhaps-equally-worse-but-for-different-reasons emotion works (even if its not healthy. we're not getting to healthy right now we're getting to what Works). today i was so pissed off about how the day was going and i felt so guilty for the kitties that i haven't been able to feed yet that day that after i cooked i just got into the car and drove to get cat supplies. and i didn't feel anxious as i usually did when i drove, and that is because i felt Angry instead. and it helped move things a lot
i understand how people fall prey to using anger as a motivator now. my mind was empty except for getting cat supplies and getting out.
at least i got to go to the bank today, so i'm able to make donations that i haven't been able to recently. head in hands. so, you know. silver linings
#yuu rambles#ougjhgkhgjdhgjkghdsjghdsjkhgjksdhgjksd im oging to . ough .#when i get pissed off i get real quiet bc im worried that if ill speak i will be very Cutting and any attempts at lighthearted sarcasm just#comes across as very bitter and resentful. which is true in the state i was in; but i didnt want to show it anyway#WHATEVER MANNNNN at least i did something useful w my anger. those kitties' living conditions were fucking horrid and we were all#dancing around the topic of actually taking care of them because it costs money. and i lowkey just snapped lmfao and just went ahead and#used my own. it was about 230 total or smth but i saved up from eid and im not using my money for anything other than donations#or buying snacks anyways so it was fine. and i got to go to the bank too for the latter bc id usually ask my brother#to stop by the bank bc it was kinda rare for me to go out on my own even though now i teeeeechnically have a learner's driving license#just bc it still intimidates me. but now i know the (temporary) answer. intimidate it back. i was so pissed off i didnt have time to#feel anything other than pissed off (and guilt for the kitties)#i need to get them to the vet soon fajkslfjsaklfajhsklfjf AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#ok thank u for reading my rant love u
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mine craft !!
#mine#i did cartography today like i said i would!!!!! it was lovely#i found...hmmmm what did i find#a few normal biomes...taigas and dark forests and frozen peaks or whatever#and some modded ones...yellowstone...rocky mountains...et cetera#found two villages one alive one abandoned...got some decent loot...saw some goats...and some beautiful views#adopted a third dog!!!! idk what variant she is she looks a bit like a hyena or a siamese cat. super cute#i named her hana :) i decided all my dogs will have names ending in a lol#laika and hana are named after bbhf songs freya is just a name i like#and then in the abandoned village i found the most BEAUTIFUL kitty cat and i adopted him too and named him alistair#(hana and alistair only took 1 bone/1 fish each to tame!! and i remember laika only took 2!! so lucky)#anyway i brought them all home AND i brought a few pigs into the barn :) yayyy#next project i think will have to be making a basement of some kind...#i think theres actually a tunnel or something under my house so ill have to work with that lol#but i brought a bunch of work blocks from the village so i need to put those to use plus i have an enchantment table now#and more cartography of course...rubs my hands together evilly#i accidentally made an x4 map a while ago so i think my first 4 x3 maps will just be the ones covering the same terrain as that one#when the x4 is done i'll frame it above my bed. cutes :) and maybe i'll use the basement space to make the mega-map using the x3s#im going to have more than 4 x3s obviously. im not a casual. but u know
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My cat
#if you didnt notice im just posting all the stuff i didnt when i wasnt here#cat#my kitty#i love her sm AAAAAAAAa#she knows how to sit. did u know that? woawo
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masayume with mira:
masayume with literally anyone else:
#tm2#sanchoyorambles#everytime i see that TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE post it KILLS ME and u guys know i love to liken my ocs 2 Cats#as shown when i did thos kitty meme redraws with aqua#but masayume is the cat memes too. in a different flavor#aqua is the soggy sad eyed cat memes. masayume is the aloof kitty memes.#oh boy 8 am!!! time for oc posting!! LMAO
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fucked up that they don’t put radios in boomboxes anymore
#years and years ago i had this really nice hello kitty one that played cds casettes and it had radio#now u just get cd and aux. if ur lucky#and like u used to be able to get radio on ur ipod too#now? u gotta download a radio app and u can only play stations that stream online too#like dont get me wrong i love radiogarden#but from a more practical pov#what if theres a disaster#what if theres no wifi#isn't it in everyones best interest to have a radio around to keep up to date on whats going on??#i hate to go all ''kids these days'' but i KNOW they arent going out and buying radios#and idk maybe ive just seen night of the living dead one too many times#but disasters do happen in real life too!!#sorry bout all that its bc i was in the car earlier#and i flipped to preset seven which usually doesnt come in#but it did and it was playing the kim possible theme song#and i was like. WHAT station is this??#and it wasn't coming in real good so i couldnt understand what the dj was saying#but i made sure to remember the call number to look it up when i got home#well. no such station??#so i figure its probably close to the number i had saved#but i can't check rn bc i don't have a radio in my room :/
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i haven’t even finished my current run of radiant dawn and my brain is like PLAY POR AGAIN
gonna have to send my brain a c&d bc jesus man tellius brain just wants to rule over them all
#DCB Comments#if you haven't played the tellius games please play the tellius games#if you can't play them please watch them online for the story#do it for the kitty man- hey wait do you think#ppl with cat allergies would be allergic to ranulf#oh god that would be the worst i hope not praying 4 ppl with cat allergies to not be allergic to kitty man!!!#PLAY TELLIUS FOR KITTY MAN I /PROMISE/ HE'S WORTH THE WHOLE SET OF GAMES#MOST PPL WILL TELL YOU IKE IS GOOD ENOUGH AND OKAY SURE BUT#RANULF IS GOOD ENOUGH TOO HE'S A GOOD ENOUGH STANDALONE REASON TO PLAY THE GAMES#LISTEN I LOVE HIM HE'S SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO EMOTIONAL AND SINCERE#WHEN HE FINDS OUT REALLY BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO HIS FELLOW LAGUZ HE GETS SO UPSET#LIKE HE'S AFFECTED THE WORST OUT OF EVERYONE AND IT'S LIKE#HE'S THE SILLY CUTE GUY BUT ALSO THE MOST EMOTIONAL AND PRECIOUS AND HELPFUL AND LOVING#HELL WHEN IKE FIRST MET RANULF HE GOOFED AND CALLED HIM A SUB-HUMAN BC HE WAS BIG DUMB#AND HE WAS LIKE LOLZ I LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FROM SHINON LIKE YEAH GOOD JOB IKE#AND RANULF GOT OFFENDED BUT THEN IKE WAS LIKE SORRY I DID A DUMB I DID NOT KNOW BETTER#AND RANULF FORGAVE HIM ON THE SPOT AND WAS LIKE O OK I LIKE U#no stop me i could tell u about ranulf forever and why he's worth the games' entire existence#we will never get a character like him again bc he's just that unique#I PROOOOMISE RANULF IS WORTH PLAYING/WATCHING IT FOR!!!#is there actually anyone ever who actually hates ranulf bc i'll be the jojo meme walking up to fight if there is
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im in love with my new character for the dnd game i joined the other day, i hate that I can't make her in bg3 because there's no tabaxis in game 😿
#shes just such a silly lil kitty cat#disgraced courtjester surviving an assassination attempt empererors new groove style#just livin for the bants#seeing how the game i joined is like 7 hours by train from me im not gonna be joining very often#perhaps through discord every now n then#but thats just perfect for my character#like the gang starts playing n is like heyyy where did bird go#then some weeks later in game she just walks up to them like heeey guys howsit hangin :3#and everyones like WHERE HAVE U BEEN#n im like oooh u kno how it is ...get distracted by a butterfly... inspired to write a song about it...wanderin too far off the map#fell off it...u kno basic looney toons stuff :3 sooo hows everyone? still doin dumb shit?? can i join???#i love her ur honor#i have her all mapped out in my mind#her design is like a combo of disneys bonkers and marsipulami#also i know ive already like talked about all of this probably but#she is rotating in my mind constantly#her name is moon's singing bird 'but yall can call me Bird :3'
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dick needs more love like hello??
facesitting with dick and he's super onto it. he's drooling. and reader's thighs are trembling and she tries to move off b/c of the overstim but he holds her down firmly and just devours her.
I also feel like he cold cum just from eating her out like that.
the squeezing of her thighs, her shuddering breath and pleas and the dirty sounds from his tongue 🫠
anon….wow. I…I need to lie down. this is sooooo canon in my dick grayson is a munch agenda like yeah. that man lives and dies by the kitty. u literally get it. wow.
18+ minors dni
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dick grayson can barely believe he’s talked you into this, but he’s not about to complain. you’re kneeling over his face with your hands planted on the headboard, biceps trembling as you try to keep yourself upright. his strong arms are clamped around your thighs, pinning you to him as his mouth works your sensitive cunt ravenously, drawing out a shaky whine from you. you try to wriggle away, which earns a scornful laugh from between your legs. god, why did he wait so long to ask you to do this?
he pulls you in even closer, sucking your tender clit with a gravelly moan. the vibrations send a shiver over your skin, and you instinctively buck your hips again, gasping loudly. dick looks up at you, his blue irises razor-thin around his blown-out pupils; you look fucking incredible like this. he doesn’t know whether to focus on the way you taste, or how good your tits look from this angle, or the pornographic sounds you’re making; all he knows is his cock is twitching at the mere sight of you, and he’s not sure he can keep this up for long.
he feels your slick dripping down his chin and jaw as he continues licking you hungrily, your pleas for him to slow down only encouraging him further. one of his hands comes around to grope your ass, coaxing you to grind yourself against him, and you let out another cry as his tongue spreads you open. your thighs begin to shake as his movements grow more urgent, and you try to pull away from his grip. not a fucking chance, baby.
his hands lock you into place, and his pace increases yet again as he groans into your pussy, his eyes fluttering shut as he feels his release creeping up on him. you dig your nails into the headboard, whining his name in a meek plea for mercy, but to no avail; the sound of his mouth against your wetness, the needy moans coming from beneath you, his large palms on your ass—it proves all too much, and your orgasm tears through you as your arms give out. your hands brace the mattress beneath you as you shudder, your fluids leaking out onto dick’s lips as your thighs squeeze his head lightly.
the feeling of your muscles tightening around him as your wetness coats his face is all it takes for the coil in his abdomen to snap; his cock twitches as his release spurts out onto his stomach, and he whines against your pussy, his head spinning. his grip on your thighs goes slack, and you shuffle back slightly so you can look down at his glistening face. a satisfied expression is plastered on his features, and his eyes are half-lidded as he licks the remnants of your climax off his bottom lip. you try to move off him, but his arms tighten around you again, a hungry smirk on his face. what makes you think he’s finished?
#dick grayson is a munch 2: electric boogaloo#martiniluvr’s asks#dick grayson#dick grayson smut#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson x you#nightwing#nightwing smut#nightwing x reader#nightwing x you#dc comics#batman#batfam
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༉‧₊˚. get to know me better !! ♡
— 𝜗𝜚 thank u @cosmiiwrites nd @queenofmistresses for the tags, my lovies <3 i love u both
favorite color? pink!! i love pink!! you know the colour of hello kitty’s bow? pink!! my melo? pink!! my socks rn? pink!! did i mention my favourite colour is pink?
last song? someday - from the zombies soundtrack (banger)
currently reading? i finished the hurricane wars by thea guanzon a few days ago so im using this as an excuse to tell you to read it n i loved it so much but im currently starting (only a chapter in) a feather so black by lyra selene
currently watching? i don’t think i am watching anything… i last watched the zombies movies though… (im not obsessed you are)
currently craving? NOODS ugh i could demolish some noodles rn
coffee or tea? yes.
@nebulacrumbs @blooming-crimson-flower @hellsgreatestslut @lilsleepybear1029 @ustulia tag you’re it <3
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𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩 | 𝐦𝐯. 𝟏
summary: an unplanned hard launch reveals more than a relationship. it exposes the biggest simp of the century.
content warning: requested by @animeandf1lover. fluff. crack adjacent (in the beginning). profanity. bestfriend!logan sargeant. boyfriend!max verstappen. humor. max yap-stappen. jimmy and sassy verstappen. my personal hc of max using cat emojis unironically. no part two requests, please!
pairing: max verstappen x hijabi fem!poc!reader (fc: shahdbatal)
genre: smau.
from, serene: other titles i thought of; simp, i love my gf, down bad, lord of the simps, or president of the simp club. haven't written for max alone in a while, i missed him !!! pls ignore the typos on the interview clips otherwise i will cry. enjoy, lovely’s xxx
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jimmyandsassy love life
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maxverstappen1: how are you going to caption this "love life" when there's not a single photo of me in it 😕
➥ maxverstappen1: you called me the love of your life this morning on ft 😔 ➥ maxverstappen1: omg are you breaking up with me and taking the cats with you 😭😭😭 ➥ yninsta: max the cats chose the caption not me!!! ➥ yninsta: you're still the loml baby, i'm not going anywhere 😚💙 ➥ danielricciardo: u guys are perfectly made for each other :)
maxverstappen1: my babies 😻 why did you put mommy on the last slide? she's too pretty to be there!
➥ jimmyandsassy: m prettier than mommy - sassy ➥ maxverstappen1: hey! you get your looks from your mother be nice 😠 ➥ charlesleclerc: max mate 😟 with every comment you make on this account i hope you know i think less of you with each one 🙏🏻 ➥ alexandrasaintmleux: he's only saying this because i told him it would be cute to make a priv acct with leo that's like this! ➥ yninsta: you should! the kitties love it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: you're all mentally disturbed. electric chair⚡️🪑
logansargeant: i have post notifications on and i have no clue how max gets here faster than me.
➥ logansargeant: jimmy? sassy? do you tell him when you're about to post 🧐 ➥ maxverstappen1: logan the cats can't speak english or use a phone be serious. ➥ logansargeant: THEY DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS EITHER BUT THEY STILL POST AND REPLY TO COMMENTS ➥ jimmyandsassy: don't yell at daddy! 's mean - jimmy ➥ maxverstappen1: yeah logan don't yell at daddy 😌 ➥ logansargeant: can't believe there was a time i thought you were a respectable man smh
roscoelovecoco: cool cats 🐈
➥ jimmyandsassy: big dawg 🐶
landonorris: they're so pretty i just wanna pet them
➥ landonorris: i wished cats liked me,,, ➥ jimmyandsassy: nobody likes you! hope this helps - sassy ➥ landonorris: STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR CATS AND COME FIGHT ME SIS 🤬🤺
alexalbon: please don't kill me :)
➥ jimmyandsassy: why would we kill you? we like alex - jimmy ➥ oscarpiastri: oh they're so going to claw your eyes out mate 😂 ➥ georgerussell63: it's been nice knowing you alex 🙂 ➥ charlesleclerc: fly high alexander 🕊️🙏🏻 ➥ schecoperez: gone too soon 🙂↔️ ➥ jensonbutton: if she kills you, logan will have a car to race this weekend. she's so going to get rid of you 😈 ➥ yninsta: what. logan has his own williams? are u guys okay???
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[caption1; guess i'm bringing jimmy with me][caption2; target confirmed. bravo six going dark.]
logansargeant: please don't make my team principal disappear ⤷yninsta: i will make him suffer inshallah 🙏🏽 ⤷logansargeant: think about jimmy and sassy! they'll miss you 😢 ⤷yninsta: ,,,i will subject him to a painful lecture about his mishandling of the race weekend ⤷yninsta: instead of death 🙃
alexalbon: are we chill? ⤷yninsta: i have no quarrel with you 👍🏽 ⤷alexalbon: oh thank god. i was going crazy in my room hiding from you 😮💨
maxverstappen1: come to me when you're done with james 😽 ⤷maxverstappen1: you're surrounded by the wrong shade of blue :( ⤷maxverstappen1: how's logan doing? ⤷yninsta: he's okay considering they gave his car away. ⤷maxverstappen1: bring him with you, i will tell him exactly what i think about wiliams treating him that way
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FIA press conference: pre-race australia • max, charles, logan, zhou, yuki
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logansargeant me and you, and you and me, just us, and your boyfriend max.
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maxverstappen1: you have me saved as “yn’s boyfriend - INGORE 🛑❌🙈”
➥ maxverstappen1: that’s not very nice ☹️ ➥ yninsta: logan! change it before you make him sad ➥ logansargeant: fine 🙄 ➥ logansargeant: i’m going to mute him instead.
➥ yninsta: logan and max get along great guys i promise!
➥ yninsta: max asked him if he was okay with asking me out before our first date and logan said “mate you don’t have to ask, i know you’ll treat her right” 😇 ➥ logansargeant: that is NOT public info‼️ delete pls ➥ maxverstappen1: you didn’t have to say any of this schatje 😅 ➥ user1: max asked logan for permission to date her? what in the wattpad fanfic is happening rn ➥ georgerussell63: this is great blackmail- i mean info 😉
oscarpiastri: acting like you hate max but you called me screaming in joy about playing padel with him 💀
➥ logansargeant: oscar please. my reputation is at stake here 😀 ➥ oscarpiastri: hey instagram comments- i misspoke. logan sargeant HATES max verstappen! that’s all, thanks. ➥ user2: dis guy 🤦🏻♀️ ➥ user3: osc sarcasm check: ✅
user4: if max verstappen offered to fly me out to hang out with his gf i would not leave his messages on read ijs 🤷🏼
alexalbon: DAMN he even said please 😶
➥ yninsta: not too much now alex 🤫 ➥ alexalbon: 🤐😳 ➥ user5: alex were u silent or sileNCED ➥ user6: i could feel the threat through the screen
jensonbutton: but did you take him up on his offer? that’s what we need to know!
➥ maxverstappen1: he did. left me on read for 6 minutes before he broke 😹 ➥ logansargeant: it was on his private jet, paid for, and i got to see my best friend- ofc i said yes! i’m not stupid.
user7: tagging betterhelp on the sc of max’s desperate ass texts is NASTY work logan 💀💀💀
➥ user8: nothing wrong with sending the homies links to therapy sites ➥ user9: there’s definitely something wrong with how down bad max is for his girl. i know that much 🥴 ➥ user10: are u srs? bc that’s a man who doesn’t play about his woman! i can tell 😵💫🫦
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maxverstappen1 championships are worth winning because i take the trophies back to her.
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yninsta: championships are worth winning because YOU drove like crazy for them.
➥ maxverstappen1: two things can be true at the same time 💙 ➥ maxverstappen1: i don’t know if they would matter as much if i didn’t have anyone to praise me for it. ➥ yninsta: i’ll convince you that they are more than that one day 💙🔒 (good thing i’m never leaving you x)
yninsta: حب حياتي (the love of my life)
➥ maxverstappen1: no you are mine ☺️🤭
user11: no the fuck he didn’t.
➥ user12: GIRL HE FUCKING DID
user13: nahhhh he got it. he got it all.
➥ user13: championships, monaco living, the finest woman, expensive cats and cars—LIKE LEAVE SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON FOLK MAX ➥ maxverstappen1: my bad 🙂↕️ ➥ user14: he don’t even mean ts ➥ user15: oh i’m bout to crash out 🤪🤬👹
charlesleclerc: okay. that’s a good caption 🙂
➥ maxverstappen1: take a deep breath charlie, no need to be angy about it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: i knew you’d ruin it. i’ll be seeing you max 🤫 ➥ user16: yo what tf 🤣 ➥ user17: did charles leclerc just ominously imply his plot for max’s demise?! ➥ user18: bro what 😒 @/user17 ➥ user19: what are you gonna say next? “they’re going to participate in a duel of arms 🤓” ➥ user16: “a battle of fisticuffs, more likely it seems 🤓🤓🤓”
user20: oh my days— she’s beautiful 😦
➥ maxverstappen1: she’s the prettiest woman i’ve ever set my eyes on 😊 ➥ user21: don’t worry max, we believe you! ➥ user22: you truly are blessed to be dating her.
danielricciardo: boys what are you’re wagers? max yaps more/less about his gf to us now that they’re public?
➥ landonorris: more +£500 ➥ lewishamilton: more +£1000 ➥ logansargeant: more +(i’ll match lewis in american) ➥ schecoperez: have faith in max! ➥ schecoperez: +5 grand take it or leave it.
user23: she’s majestic! in that first photo, she’s giving padme from star wars 🤩 beautiful!!!!
➥ yninsta: tysm ☺️ this might be the best compliment i’ve ever received !!!
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ynspamacct i won't unprivate my main, but here's the bf max content i know you all want :)
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user24: max said: princess treatment only 👏🏻
➥ maxverstappen1: ***queen treatment 👸🏽 ➥ user25: oh. the simp allegations are true. ➥ maxverstappen1: you doubted how much i love my gf? crazy. ➥ user25: i won't do it again, i promise.
logansargeant: why do you wear heels if you know they’re going to make your feet hurt?
➥ maxverstappen1: bc she’s knows i’m going to hold them for her and carry her home 😌 ➥ ynspamacct: bc i feel tall 🥺 and max doesn’t mind carrying me home !!! ➥ ynspamacct: oops ☺️ we must’ve replied at the same time hahaaa user26: i’m going to slam my head into the nearest wall, viciously. ➥ ynspamacct: don’t do that! life is worth living i promise 😰
user26: first photo made my tummy flip for some reason 🫦🥴🤤
➥ ynspamacct: you should see a doctor! that doesn’t sound healthy :) ➥ user27: u better stop thirsting over her man like that 😳
lilymhe: boundaries 🧘🏻♀️💆🏻♀️
ynspamacct: exactly 😌
user27: breakfast in bed…what did he want from you 🤔
➥ ynspamacct: …nothing? or, just quality time i guess! he’s sweet like that 🥰 user27: ,,,i didn’t know that was an option. ➥ ynspamacct: being treated like a queen comes with accepting that’s how you deserve to be treated, and that it’s the *only* way you’re going to be treated 😚 ➥ user28: SPEAK ON IT MY GOOD SIS 😫
user29: this relationship is dear to me 😪
user30: m-men aren’t shit? who knew that was possible.
➥ user31: i thought all we had was tom holland 💀 ➥ maxverstappen1: i’m honored to be added to the roster ➥ user32: i cannot take this man seriously now. ➥ user33: why bc he loves his gf and you can’t even seem to find the way to a shower or a therapy session 😀 ➥ user34: WOAH VIOLATION
yninsta: max, maxie-max, maxie !!!
➥ maxverstappen1: i love you most, schatje 💛🔒 ➥ yninsta: aw you beat me to it 😞 ➥ yninsta: i love you foreverrrr #1 💙🔒 ➥ user35: oh i’m gonna cry :)
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ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ɢʏᴀʀᴜ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ 𝟸
yan gyaru who is your clingy bestfriend
Every morning, he made sure to time his arrival perfectly so that he’d “accidentally” run into you near the lockers. "N/n!~" He grinned at you as you opened you locker, twirling his hair.
“Kajiro,” you greeted, adjusting your bag. “What’s up?”
“Just waiting for my favorite person, obviously.” He grinned, stepping closer. “You know, we should totally hang out after school today. I’ve been thinking about you all morning.” He pouted, trying to convince you. "wait no, we should have a sleepover!" His face lit up like a Christmas tree, eyes sparkling with excitement as you stared at him confused
"Im bus-"
"Okay, ill be at your house at 3pm, baby!" He said as he waved at you and left, blowing you a kiss.
meanwhile ur friend next to you looks at u weirdly "how tf did you bag that" You js shrugged
yan gyaru who while during class, spams u
ᴋ𝟺ᴊɪғᴏʀʟɪғᴇᴇᴇᴇ ׂ
hiii n/n :3
lets meet uppp!!!!
i wanna see ur faceee ;3
babyyyyy cmonnnn
im SOOOOO bored in this class without uuuu
i need to see u before i go crazyyyy :(
ʜᴏᴇsʟᴜᴠʏ/ɴ
bruh no
last time we met up in the middle of class, u wanted me to js skip n go on a date
n stop texting im abt to get my phone taken by the teacher
ᴋ𝟺ᴊɪғᴏʀʟɪғᴇᴇᴇᴇ ׂ
:( n/n ur so mean!
n change ur username nowwww!!!!
im supposed to be the only hoe that loves u!!!
GASPPP
do u have other hoes?!?!?!??! Are u cheating??!?!?! Youve been playing hello kitty adventure with some other bitches?!??!!?N/n, i will rip their scalp off their head, and throw a table at them.
Y/n L/n, who are the bitches u call hoes?
y/n, if u dont block them now, ur gonnna see me on the news for murder.
yan gyaru who during english class, just writes poets about his love to you. In art, he draws you and him getting married. In math, he daydreams about the day you guys live in a cute cottage home with your 2 bunnies, and a cat.
yan gyaru who once the final bell rings, hes OUT that class, practically running out to go to your class so you wont leave him.
yan gyaru who finally found you, and was huffing and puffing from all that running before grinning at you. "Lets go, babe?" He said, grabbing your backpack from your shoulders and carrying it himself.
It’s Friday night, and you’ve somehow got dragged into having a sleepover with the guy who’s been obsessively crushing on you for ages—your bubbly gyaru friend, who just can’t get enough of you.
The whole walk to your house, he was gushing and nonstop talking about how fun it was gonna be. “Babe! This is gonna be so fun, I can’t wait!” he chirps, holding onto your arm tightly as if he has doubts that you were gonna run away.
yan gyaru who from the second he steps in your home, he’s a non-stop chatterbox. He’s talking about everything—school, the latest drama, his favorite new clothes, and of course, you. His eyes are constantly on you, lighting up every time you laugh or even just nod along, internally cheering that he made you laugh.
“Oh my god, Y/N, have you seen the latest episode of that show we talked about? We have to watch it together tonight! It’s gonna blow your mind!” He said as he played with your hair.
You can tell he’s beyond excited just to be around you, and his energy is contagious. He’s always smiling, laughing, and playfully bumping your shoulder whenever he makes a joke.
yan gyaru whose endlessly complimenting you. He just can’t stop complimenting you. Whether you’re dressed up or in casual sleepover clothes, he’s still in awe of you. “You look cute even in pajamas, Y/N. Like, how is that fair?” He pouted, scrunching his eyebrows together as he rubbed your arm up and down
He loves finding excuses to be near you—adjusting your hair, teasing you about how comfy you look, or even just admiring your smile. “You’re seriously too cute, I’m not even joking. I could stare at you forever, hehe~.”
"bro"
yan gyaru who inists on staying up late even if your half asleep by 10 pm. He’s full of bubbly energy, even when you’re eyes are starting to close. “We can’t go to bed yet! We have to at least talk about… everything!”
He starts asking more personal questions as the night goes on, his obsession peeking through. “What’s your favorite part of the day? Did you think about me at all today?” His voice is playful, but you can tell he genuinely cares about your answers by the way he intently listens
When you start to get drowsy and start giving mumbled answers, he gives a soft laugh. “You’re so pretty when you’re sleepy. Here, let’s get comfy,” he says, tugging the blanket closer around you both.
yan gyaru who the next morning,
yan gyaru who teasing you about how you slept, offering to make breakfast, and texting you immediately after he leaves
ᴋ𝟺ᴊɪғᴏʀʟɪғᴇᴇᴇᴇ ׂ
last night was soooo funnn! lets do it again this week yeah? :3
yan gyaru who is ur fashionista bestie who is a little too obsessed with you <3
#yanderemalexreader#clingy yandere#soft yandere#yandere x darling#yandere x reader#yandere boyfriend#yandere male#tw yandere#yandere blog#yandere#yandere gyaru#destinys worksss<333
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thank you, nurse ! | lando norris x nursing student! reader
summary; everyone thought it was strange yn never made it to races until it’s finally revealed why
fc; belajuliana_
note; as a future nursing student, i needed this
nclex is the exam you take after finishing the nursing program to become a registered nurse !!!!
masterlist !
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yourusername: post-night clinicals, at least it was w bsfusername !
bsfusername: we better get on our professors good side after doing night clinicals 3 weeks in a row😒😒
yourusername: night clinicals are a vibe
bsfusername: they really are especially with a mcdonald’s iced coffee
yourusername: ‘murica 🦅🦅
username: omg
username: SHES A NURSING STUDENT
username: so pretty omg
landonorris: nurse help!! i’m hurt, i think you need to check it out 😏😉
yourusername: i’m not registered yet sorry😕😕😕
landonorris: babe, pls play along 💔💔
yourusername: SORRY BABE, i can heal u quickly 😉
username: she’s pretty, smart, and helps people in need , she really got y’all
username: clinicals are NO joke, no wonder she couldn’t make it to any races
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f1wags: Lando Norris and his girlfriend, Y/n L/n, were spotted at dinner just 2 days before the Silverstein Grand Prix!
username: the way she looks at him🥹🥹
username: everyone doubting her love for him when she smiles at him like THAT
username: he deserves better
username: like you?? LMFAOO
username: they’re so cute what
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landonorris: P2 and a 🏆 at my home race !!!!!!!! ❤️you guys are crazyyyyyyyyy 💙 extra thank you to my favorite nurse for nursing me back to health 💓💓
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yourusername: do not be fooled everyone, it was just a cut which i healed with a hello kitty band aid!
landonorris: like i said, thank you, nurse !
yourusername: so so so so proud of u🥹🥹
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username: lando p2 is everything
username: LANDO PODIUM AT HIS HOME RACE!!
mclaren: 🧡
username: he fr loves her
username: ‘my favorite nurse’ ME AND WHO😫😫
username: the clip of her in mclaren’s garage🥹
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yourusername: p2 for my love 🧡🧡 so unbelievably proud of you! here’s to many more podiums! i love you so much🧡🧡
tagged; landonorris
landonorris: AWHHH
landonorris: i love you so much , thank you for being my lucky charm and for nursing me back to health w my paper cut🧡🧡🧡💓💓💓
yourusername: i’ll nurse you back to health anytime 💗💗
oscarpiastri: don’t let lando fool you he squealed
yourusername: when doesn’t he squeal
username: omg they’re so cute
username: laying on the highway tonight
username: i want to know what manifestations yn did bc they’re ADORABLE
yourusername posted to their story !
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landonorris: guess who is dating an official!! registered pediatric nurse!!!! congratulations on passing the nclex my love. so proud of you for making it through nursing school. i love you so much, Y/n L/n R.N.
tagged; yourusername
yourusername: couldn’t have done it w/o our facetime sessions 🥹🥹
landonorris: making sure you study hard, R.N!!
yourusername: R.N. does sound nice 😌
yourusername: i love love love love you!!!!
landonorris: and i love love love love love you!!!
yourusername: happy to nurse my favorite driver back to health any day
landonorris: searching up on how to purposely get sick 🧐🧐🧐🧐
username: OMGOMGOMG
username: she was busy in nursing school that’s why she couldn’t visit 😫😫
username: she helps KIDS you can’t hate her 😫
username: idk if i want him or her
oscarpiastri: congrats!!! now can you visit lando more often so i don’t have to hear him whining all the time!!!
yourusername: i’ll try😌
landonorris: i don’t whine that much !!
carlossainz55: enhorabuena! [congratulations]
yourusername: gracias ❤️🧡 [thank you]
username: lando’s girlfriend being a nurse is everything
username: lando won the lottery omggg
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HIS LOSS / LANDO NORRIS + JACOB ELORDI
lando norris x piastri reader + reader x jacob elordi / SMAU
FACE CLAIM / hadar lavy
WARNINGS / cheating!
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f1gossip F1 GOSSIP: Lando Norris caught cheating on Y/N Piastri??? Lando Norris has been spotted with a mysterious blonde woman!
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user6 WHAT WHAT
user78 holy shit bro
user0 no more papaya rules….
user2 LMFAOOOO
user613 mclaren garage bout to be real awkward
user8 the DRAMAAA
user03 SINCE WHEN WAS LANDO DATING SOMEONE???
user836 where have u been????????
user5 bro i don’t know.. i didn’t even know oscar had a sister 😭😭
user6782 you’ve been living under a rock
user111 what the actual hell
user3 his loss i guess
user521 i don’t even know anymore
user778 landoscar 😭💔
user89 well that’s over with
user2000 anyways Y/N deserves better
user58 welp!
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y/n.piastri well it’s just me and my stuffed animals against the world 🙂
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user2 girl you deserve better
user57 wait the stuffed animals are so cute
user05 i know 🥹 what are their names???
y/n.piastri well the octopus is named mimi and the kitty is named princess mellow!
user267 awww
yourbsf anyways your so hot wtf
y/n.piastri 😘😘😘😘 ilyyyyyyyyy
user9 stop she looks so sad :(((
user2 i wonder why….
user88 i wish i looked that good after getting cheated on
user892 the fact that he’s still liking her posts….
user0 ugh he’s so icky
user83 i hope she can still come to the paddock and support oscar!!!
user543 me too!!! we may have to wait a bit for that tho
user452 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
user362 your so pretty!!!
oscarpiastri why are mimi and princess mellow so far apart?
y/n.piastri idk they need space
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yourbsf
ok y/n you’ve been sitting in your room for the past week, you need to get out and go party!!!
y/n
i’m not in the mood
yourbsf
ok well i don’t really care!
y/n
?????
yourbsf
go get ready! i’m picking you up and we are going to the club!!!!!!!
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y/n.piastri 🍾🪩⚡️
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yourbsf HOTTIE
y/n.piastri LOVE U CUTIE
user3 okkkk i see youu
user0 you look soooo good
user67 revenge outfit 🔥🔥🔥
user1 party girl era?????
user56 imagine she goes to a party and sees lando as the dj
user9 i would die
user267 this post is chaotic and put together at the same time
user78 you look amazing!!!!!!
user566 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
user6 i want to party with y/n piastri
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my dear brother 🤧🤧
how was the club?
y/n
it was alright
my dear brother 🤧🤧
did you meet anyone?
y/n
nope!
my dear brother 🤧🤧
i’m sorry, if it makes you feel better i can run him over!
y/n
it’s whatever, but i wouldn’t be made if you “accidentally” crashed into him
my dear brother 🤧🤧
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y/n.piastri i was going to wear this to the club but i changed 👍
comments on this post have been limited!
user9 jacob elordi in the likes????
user0 oooooo!!!!
oscarpiastri 👌👌👌
yourbsf you look good either way!!!!!
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jacobelordi
hey! i know this might seem weird but i’m in australia visiting my family and i’m free and i was wondering if i could take you out on a date?
y/n.piastri
are you being for real?
jacobelordi
yes?
y/n.piastri
sorry this was just unexpected! but i would love to go out with you!
jacobelordi
great! i’ll dm you the details
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y/n.piastri date night 🤍
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user6 WHAT
user78 ok girl!!!!
user10 looking gorgeous!
user2 i’m glad your moving on from lando <33
user9 yeah he’s a 🚩🚩🚩
user34 most of the drivers are 😭
user16 true
user57 gorg!!!
yourbsf i see you!!!!! 👀
y/n.piastri LMFAO
yourbsf well text me the details…
y/n.piastri yes ma’am 🫡
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y/n.private lately with me 😘😘
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yourbsf cuties!!!!
jacobelordi what is that second picture?
y/n.private it’s a picture of you with a bow edited on you! 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
jacobelordi did you do that?
y/n.private yes!!!!
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y/n.piastri 🤍🤍
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user3 SOFT LAUNCH??
user88 i know!!!
user00 anyone know who the guy is?
user2 i think it’s jacob elordi cause he’s been liking her posts
user7 idk but @oscarpiastri & @yourbsf may!
oscarpiastri maybe 🤷
yourbsf i can’t disclose such information
user675 😻😻😻😻
user013 the last photo 👀👀👀
user4 and the first one! they seem so cute together 😊
user37 ok but she looks sooo pretty in the second pic
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jacobelordi me and my girl @y/n.piastri
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user56 my husband 😖😖😖😖
user78 i can’t have anything 🪦
user0034 😍😍😍😍😍
user4 she kinda reminds me of rapunzel in the second photo!
user00 ok but they’re kinda cute together
user3 i guess…. i’m kinda salty about it
user6 like you had a chance??? side eye 😒
user002 who even is she?
user23 she’s the sister of a Australian f1 driver (oscar piastr)
user22 ok i see him!
user46 love to see a fellow aussie
user378 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
user402 and the kangaroos 🦘 🦘
y/n.piastri you beat me to the hard launch ☹️☹️
jacobelordi i’ll make it up to you :)
user4002 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
oscarpiastri i swear if you hurt her…
jacobelordi you’ll run me over with your race car
oscarpiastri bingo!
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y/n.piastri me and my mans 🤍💙
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user3 cute!!!
jacobelordi love you baby
y/n.piastri yeah yeah i love u too
user03 🤗🤗🤗
user77 an upgrade!!!!
user49 damn…..
user00 🇦🇺 🦘
user622 the flowers 😻😊
user08 i know!!! so cute!
oscarpiastri cute.
yourbsf CUTIES I LOVE LOVE 💗💗
y/n.piastri THANK YEWWW
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