#Roll the dice (1)
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Roll the dice (1)
Summary: You’re in trouble, and it’s all your fault.
Pairing: Mobster!Steve Rogers x fem!Reader
Warnings: mafia au, angst, mentions of criminal activities, mentions of sickness, mentions of stealing, scared reader, bruises, hand around throat (non-sexual)
Catch up here: Roll the dice (Prologue)
Holding your breath, you watch it land on… 3
“Three,” you murmur, scared to the bones. While Steve smirks darkly, you wring your hands. This can’t be good. Of course, it can’t. All your life, you never had luck in the game. Why change your bad luck now? “What does it mean?”
Steve crouches down to grab the dice. He chuckles as you try not to faint. His cheer presence is intimidating. Having him up close while he holds your life in his hands is terrifying.
“OH, you got lucky, doll,” he taunts. Steve grabs your hand to place the dice in the palm of your hand. “Three means roll the dice again.”
“Again—” you whimper. Rolling the dice once was scary, and you made peace with death, even embraced it with open arms to end this nightmare you’re living in. Rolling it again means doom. “No… please decide.”
“I don’t make the rules,” he lies while his smirk deepens. His cheeks dimple and he almost looks like a beautiful angel, if not for the dangerous glimmer in his ocean-blue eyes. “How about I explain what every number means before you roll the dice again?”
A question is not in his words. He will tell you what the numbers mean, whether you want it or not.
You nod the moment his features darken. “Yes. Please.” You’re surprised the words come out of your mouth at all. It was a struggle to bring yourself to speak to him.
“One means quick death.” You shudder at his happy smile. “Two means painful death.” You whimper as he cups your jaw to force you to look him in the eyes. “You already know what three means.”
Steve watches your eyes glistening with unshed tears. He grins like the devil as he leans closer, his nose brushing yours.
“Four means an eye for an eye. In your case, it means paying me back my money, but ten times the amount you stole from me.” He hums when you silently start to cry. “I like five very much. It means working for me for the rest of your life. You already know about six, too.”
None of the options are appealing to you. Steve lied. There’s not a chance you get to walk out of his office alive and unharmed. You’ll never roll a six.
“So, go ahead,” he purrs your name and points at your hand. “Roll the dice again.” Steve gets back up to sit back down on his armchair, smirking as you stare at him with teary eyes. “Now!” He growls as you hesitate.
“Okay,” you sniffle and drop the dice, not even looking at it. You hold your breath and close your eyes.
“Aw, you’re a lucky lady,” Steve whistles. “A three again. Wow! I don’t think anyone ever got it two times in a row.”
You shudder. A three means you must roll the dice again. For a third time, you grab the dice and throw it toward Steve’s feet. It’s all a game to him.
“Another three,” he laughs in your face. “Pick it back up, lucky doll. Maybe this time, you’ll get a six, huh?”
Gritting your teeth, you glare at Steve. He’s toying with you, and you hate that you’re too weak to fight him. Before he can get mad, you move toward the dice to roll it again. You watch it stop at three and sniffle.
“Again.” He says.
You roll the dice. Three.
“Again, doll.”
Three.
“And again.”
Three.
You scream and throw the dice against the wall. “Why don’t you just kill me? I know this dice is manipulated!”
“You accuse me of lying!” Steve rises from his seat to grab you by your throat. “I gave you the chance to save your life! You’re not only a thief but ungrateful too!”
“It only ever shows three!” You claw at his hand, trying to get it off your throat. “Three. Three. Three!”
Heat speckles all over your face and neck. Your body becomes heavy, and your eyes flutter shut. You try to fight the invisible power dragging you into darkness, but it's useless.
“Hmm…yeah. That’s much better, isn’t it? Letting me take control over your body, life, and mind. You never stood a chance, doll.” Steve presses a kiss to your trembling lips before your head lolls back. “Did you honestly believe I would let you walk out on me? Of course, the dice shows whatever I want.”
A few weeks earlier, the night you stole from Steve…
“Steve, I don’t know why you let her get away with it. Man, she didn’t even avoid the cameras,” Bucky grunts. Steve and he are watching you walk toward the back entrance, your bag filled with the money you stole from your boss. “Let me stop her.”
“No,” Steve smirks. “I want to know why she found the guts to steal from me. She was always a shy little mouse. I wonder what happened.”
“With all due respect, that’s just stupid,” Bucky huffs. He can’t believe his friend lets a random employee get away with stealing from him. “This could ruin your reputation.”
Steve chuckles. “Buck, she won’t get far. I told Sam to keep an eye on her, and Jensen is checking on her digital life. I’m still Steven Grant Rogers, not some inexperienced newbie. Likewise, I know what I’m doing.”
“You’re playing with fire, Steve.” The brunette can only watch you sneak out of the door, the money still in your bag.
Steve grins like the wolf he is and says, “I think it will be worth it, Buck. I haven’t had much fun lately. I’ll get me a sweet little mouse to toy with...”
Tags in reblog.
#steve rogers#steve rogers x reader#steve rogers x you#mafia au#steve rogers x y/n#x reader#Roll the dice (1)#mobster!steve rogers
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The Monk Attacks a Bird
The Party Is fighting an Eagle in combat. It is the Monk’s turn
Monk: Now time for me to say the most awkward thing, “Time to choke the chicken”!
*Rolls a 15 (misses) followed by a natural 1*
Gunslinger: Man with rolls that bad you basically missed your cock.
#shit my players say#rpg#submission#pathfinder#sfw roll: nat 1#terrible puns#clearly the dice hate you
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Steve agrees to play D&D as long as Eddie plays too, so they get Will to DM. Somehow, Steve rolls three nat20s in a row and Eddie’s like ‘no fucking way, not possible, give me those’ and rolls with Steve’s dice. He immediately gets a nat1
#like he’s glad that Steve is rolling high for the team obviously#but he’s got INTEGRITY okay???#no WAY he’s allowing rigged dice in any of his games#even if it benefits him#and Steve is just like I swear to god Eddie I’m not doing this on purpose#and everyone flips tf out when Eddie rolls a 1#Steve is trying so hard not to laugh#but Robin is crying she’s laughing so hard#stranger things#fic idea#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie
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Btw this is what John is doing with the fact that he has control of Arthur's arm
#you just can't see it because it's a podcast but trust me it's there#those ''dice rolls'' in season 1 are actually just John absolutely shredding it on a nearby table#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#john malevolent#malevolent arthur#john doe malevolent#malevolent john
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Doubt
#fantasy high#dimension 20#d20#fhjy#kristen applebees#buddy dawn#potatart#HEY. THINKING ABOUT KRISTEN BANISHING BUDDY#grips desk. they rolled an insight check to see if buddy had any good left in him and they got a one#thinking about how kristen did not think there was any hope for him but offered him mercy. anyway#im probably overthinking this. its more likely that he got banished bcit was a quick and easy way to incapacitate him#but im still thinking about it.#p.s. devastating nat 1 for me personally. ough#but thays just how the dice roll baby#i love kristen!!!!!!!! ggrrrraagahhgghg!!!!
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I ended upping the difficulty of my 2nd run because now that I have a better grip on how the mechanics work, Act 1 was going past REALLY quickly and I wanted it to be more challenging
this is the first buried chest I found after switching...
#BG3#Screenshots#For those who don't play#this is a buried chest you need to pass a perception dice roll to even notice#And it contains exactly 1 empty bottle (which is useless)#and 1 rotten carrot
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the chances of rolling a one on a twenty sided die is one in twenty. the chances of rolling a one on a twenty sided die twice in a row is one in four hundred. I rolled not one, not two, but three natural ones in a row. Those odds are 1 in 8000.
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#and then I went on later in the session to roll another two nat 1's in a row#crazy probability#dude#what#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dice#dnd dice
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#memes#meme#throwback#lol#funny#lol memes#funny memes#funny meme haha#funny stuff#lmao#dnd#fighter#dungeons and dragons#nat 1#bad roll#chainsaw#failure#cursed dice#gaming#gamers of tumblr#gamerlife#why would you do that#why would you risk it
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Day 27: Tabletop Cere plays a Jawa Bard for the tech bonus. Merrin is playing a Dathomirian Witch and argues with Greez about how her abilities should work. BD-1 and Cal have swapped for the bit so BD is playing an 8 foot Mandalorian Barbarian and Cal is the Droid Cleric who keeps forgetting he’s the party healer. Greez would appreciate having one session that doesn’t end with crumbs all over his goddamn floor. (Prev/Next)
#bd 1#cere junda#greez dritus#nightsister merrin#cal kestis#my art#star wars#star wars fan art#star wars fallen order#jedi survivor#stinger mantis#august play prompts 23#BD and Merrin are both cheaters#BD calculates dice trajectories so Cere has to roll for him#Merrin uses magic when no one is looking
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if it turns out that wemmbu does not in fact consider himself a PlayerTM i think im gonna call his + the PlayersTM alliance the HA which stands for the House Alliance (at least until somebody can come up with a better name) cause:
ha - laughter, their alliance developed during the election arc alongside zam's joker arc
the house always wins - thanks to pb&j's own hypocritical actions it basically ensured a PlayersTM victory, if not physically then ideologically
house aka cards theme - they have each decided to deal with whatever hand they are dealt, refusing to bite the hand that serves them (playing as fairly and as honorably as possible) and biting the ones that do (aka punishing pb&j not playing along with their interactions even after their consideration by no longer playing along themselves)
cards aka casino theme - casino games rely a lot on luck if left on their own but the thing about casino games is that theyre almost always rigged, two things that they have constantly dealt in and with the entire election arc... also clownpierce is there lol
casino aka gambling and monetary and seedy negotiations theme - the mapicc bet, the wemmbu bribes, the zam deals, theyre basically constantly gambling on whether or not their schemes work or if they even get to live another day
the connection between casinos and players - it's an alliance between the PlayersTM and wemmbu, casinos need players just as wemmbu needs the PlayersTM but players abide by the casinos rules just as the PlayersTM abide by wemmbus rule, players know that gambling in casinos has a massive risk of backfiring just as the PlayersTM know that aligning with wemmbu has a massive risk of getting backstabbed but they keep playing anyway cause if they play their cards right they know theyll get a massive reward
#mine.txt#in line with punishing pb&j for not playing along: i need wemmbu to stop distinguishing between lifesteallord and ashswag#ash made their final interaction lame (initially) before banning him As ashswag and not lifesteallord#so he has every right to stop playing along in that aspect as well#also related to the gambling thing: zam kept saying ''roll of the dice'' or whatever it was for like one(1) stream lol#i forgor which one it was tho#edit: idk why but some tags got deleted lmao
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fabian’s main hobbies this season include: flirting with mirrors, jumping out of cars, and being run over
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high spoilers#fabian seacaster#can’t believe he rolled ANOTHER NAT 1#fabian can claim to be athletic but the dice know better
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Wizard: [Artificer] is going to touch himself until he feels better and then whip out his cannon~
DM: That’s a miss
Artificer: This is why I didn’t want you guys watching
#shit my players say#rpg#shareable#submission#sfw roll: nat 1#terrible puns#clearly the dice hate you
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i have a few more planned playthroughs of bg3 i wanna do before i think i'll be burned out
currently playing: resist durge OoA paladin romancing astarion
future planned playthroughs:
full send durge war cleric or dragon sorcerer romancing minthara
cleric of selune romancing shadowheart
literally anyone with halsin. anyone. i do not care i need 2 kiss that man or i will die i think
honor mode 🫡
#personal#i have no idea what i'm going to do for honor mode#tactician mode isn't hard but my RNG is so bad it feels like it is#like i can three turn mykrul in tactician but i'll turn around and get absolutely rolled by ambushing githyanki#or during RP skill checks i'll ALWAYS. WITHOUT FAIL. ROLL BELOW A 10 ON THE DICE.#to put it into perspective even if i can't fail the roll unless i roll a critical fail#i always roll a 1#it's bad out here folks........#i'm a statistical anomaly#which is why i think honor mode is going to kill me dead
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But those markings on her skin appear to have just ever so slightly grown. Ever so slightly, a quarter of an inch, if.
#critical role#imogen x fearne#imogearne#ygifs#cr3#do you ever think about how she rolled a nat20 to catch a 1/4 inch change on imogen's arm cosssssss woooo dice gods did it 4 me#fearne with her largeass staring eyes immediately catching a 1/4 inch growth in the TINY SPACE between her gloves and sleeve okkkkk#but not like STARING INTENTLY like damn you say you weren't but imogen now is I hate it here#Imogen stroking a finger over the mark that fearne just caressed I mean what the fuck is up with thatdfgkjh SMILING aight..
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Ok let's do that tumblr trick or treat thing. You'll send me an ask, 'trick or treat' and I'll answer with, something.
#I'll roll a dice to decide#treat you'll get a doodle or something. trick you'll get. something idk. you'll see#tumblr trick or treat#not art#text#Halloween#feel free to include up to 10 numberd from 1-20. if the dice lands up in one you get a 'treat'. if not trick >:)#if you don't pick numbers I'll do it. probably odd/even numbers or something#this will 100% work out#opening the ask box for this#it's the 30th now so I'll say I'll keep this up till tomorrow night?#might answer everything tomorrow actually... we'll see how many (if any) I'll actually get
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my Imogen dice came today, and in true Imogen fashion, the first roll was a natural 1
#i may have willed it into happening#because i was thinking before just how on brand for imogen it would be if the first roll was a natural 1#and then it WAS#i also realized that i may have incidentally based my dnd character off of her#they’re just both gay disasters with a southern accent#can’t wait to see just how much the imogen dice will fuck with my character lmao#imogen temult#critical role
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