#Rise of the turtles incorrect quotes
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artemisia-the-turtle · 2 years ago
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Splinter pointing to Leo:"Dyslexic"
Splinter pointing to Donnie:"Dyspraxic"
Splinter pointing to: Raph"Dyscalculic"
Splinter pointing to Mikey:"Dysgraphic"
Splinter pointing to (Name) : "Disappointment"
(Name), blowing him a kiss:"love you too, Splints"
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kovalitics · 8 months ago
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dysfunctional-doodle · 2 months ago
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They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.
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I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months ago
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Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.
Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.
Barbara: *taps the screen*
Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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kaysdenofchaos · 4 days ago
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Splinter: ah yes, my 5th favorite child
Leo: …you only have four sons
Splinter, pointing at April: don’t disrespect your sister like that
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eliothedud9000 · 2 months ago
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mind meld is a goated episode, def one of my favorites
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deadtiredghost · 2 months ago
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Same Leo. Same.
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fabuloustrash05 · 4 months ago
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Rise Mikey, about Splinter & Draxum: I have two dads!
2012 Mikey: Me too!
2012 Leo: What? No we don’t.
2012 Mikey: No. *You* don’t have two dads, *I* have two dads. *shows a picture of Sal Commander* See?! MY second dad!
2012 Donnie: Technically, I also have two dads. *shows a pic of him and Fugitoid* I miss him…
2012 Raph, holding Chompy with Slash standing menacingly behind him: I’m a dad of two.
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we-provide-leverage · 5 months ago
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Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."
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bingobongocheerio · 5 months ago
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Donnie: [About Leo] I'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma.
(Y/N): On his will, it says he's left all his updog to you.
Donnie: What is updog?
(Y/N): I don't know.
Leo: [His body starts convulsing]
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artemisia-the-turtle · 2 years ago
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(Name), sniffling:" no matter what I do, no one at school wants to be friends with me."
Donnie,playing on his wrist computer:" yeah, I literally cannot relate to that problem at all but you know who know one likes... Hey Leooo"
Leo:"first of all how dare you"
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kovalitics · 9 months ago
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pacoholin · 7 months ago
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*Y/n and Leo chilling on their phone in the sewers*
Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"
Leo *slowly stop looking at his phone and look her* ".... Come again?*
Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"
Leo : *his silence is loud*
Y/n: "...Any thought?"
Leo: "and prayers..... your gonna need them...."
Y/n:...
Leo: "it's time to seek God woman! Your sanity holds in the balance!!"
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elohyou · 1 year ago
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disaster twins as stuff me and my sibling said PART THREE BAY BEEEEEEEEE (the colors didnt change ur crazy /j) (part 1) (part 2) (part 4) (MASTERPOST)
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also i showed my sibling these and. the way they reacted was so donniecore. i had to draw it.
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TELL ME IF U CANT READ MY HANDWRITING IT IS VERY VERY BAD. also it's rushed cuz im running low on time and i wanted to post ANYWAYS.
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balkanbitch · 2 years ago
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Bruce: *gets slammed in to a wall and rubble falls on him during a mission*
All of his children running over:
Dick: Dad! Dad! Are you hurt?
Bruce: Of course I am hurt!
Jason dumping dirt on Bruce with a shovel: We shall miss you father!
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risewriter · 4 months ago
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ROTTMNT: Packed
Raph: Alright! Everyone ready?
Mikey: I’m so ready for our outing!
Donnie: Don’t we need supplies?
Mikey: Oh, don’t worry! I asked Leo to pack for us.
Raph: You asked Leo?
Donnie: Oh, brother.
Mikey: Hm?
Leo: *Slides into the conversation with a full backpack* Leo’s ready to- *Grabs a toy tire from the bag and rolls it over the ground* roll~!
Raph: Please tell me you packed something useful.
Leo: Oh, you bet I did! *Takes a seashell out of the bag* I shell show you! It took some time~! *Places an alarm clock on the ground* But! After a-! *Heaves out a weight* TON of work, I fit everything in the backpack that we need!
Mikey: *Snorts*
Raph: You didn’t just bring stuff to make jokes, right?
Donnie: I seriously doubt that.
Leo: Hey! I did my absolute best!
Donnie: Now, that. That I believe.
Raph: Ok, sure. Show us “everything we need” then.
Leo: Prepare to be amazed! *Reaches to the bottom of the bag and shows a piece of paper he reads aloud* Everything! *Smirks*
RMD: . . .
Mikey: Nyahaha! Its a paper with everything on it! I get i-
Donnie: Ok, I’m not going. Or else we might return with only three members instead of four.
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