#President Warren

[just-seeing-everything]

President Warren was a vlogger 🧍

[qrjung]

I can't stop thinking about this but does anyone anywhere know if there's a DBH fic about what happens in Russia during the revolution or afterwards 🤔

I keep searching but I can't find a single thing

[seeliekid]

logan w/ a mutant reader BUUTTTTT

OK BUUUUUTT. imagine a reader w/ an angel mutation that’s been around since like the dark ages/medevial period and is lowkey the reason as to why christianity is a thing. like was just flying out in the open one day and people spotted em and was like “omg i love it” and bam.

BUUUUTT reader did in fact meet logan in the 70s and did in fact hook up with him but due to the fact logan doesnt remember shit — he doesnt recognize em when he “re-meets” them at xavier’s school. why is reader there, you ask? well after a life full of doing whatever the fuck they want and never dying, they figured they could have a somewhat peaceful life with other people like them!

BUUUUTTT theeeennn once logan and reader get together theyre the freakiest couple in existence because reader lowkey likes getting logan’s claws involved in bed. and each time logan manages to scratch reader, the rachis of each individual feather of their wings dig into logan’s skin!

aka logan with an older reader because mmmm i love when old meets older

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[starlight-tequila]

I'm probably extremely right and extremely wrong

[pranklinfierce]

Since like 11* people on Instagram either commented or SU'd when I posted this in a story, this image proved compelling enough to share elsewhere.

This is a real video that you can watch here

I immediately had too many thoughts to keep to myself so these are my notes:

*it used to say 9 but then more people SU'd

[barbossas-wench]

More slides

Part 1

[doodle-blight]

US President Cards

I started making cards of the US presidents a few months ago.

I still need to work on finishing the whole set. They’re a gift to my APUSH teacher ✨

[msachillelaurosfunnels]

I drew the US Presidents ⁉️⁉️

Constructive criticism is not allowed ⁉️⁉️(Because I only draw for fun lol, not mad or anything tho)

I couldn't tag anymore presidents 💔💔

[aanews69]

Immerse yourself in a shocking twist of political allegiances as we delve into the unexpected shift in union politics. In a riveting turn, the mighty Teamste...

[thatsbelievable]

[angelkeitai]

are we manifesting our destiny or returning to normalcy today because HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TWOOOOOO BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSSSS

[sortanonymous]

Sectonia model by @none_ofbusiness on Twitter

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Which Fic(s) Should I Post On Here Now

Ango (Dwelling in Peace): arrowfam; no capes au, canon divergent au; Oliver Queen, Connor Hawke, Sandra Moonday Hawke, Dinah Lance, Roy Harper

You're Just Like Quicksand: batfam; batman beyond au; Jason Todd, Terry McGinnis, Warren McGinnis, Mary McGinnis, Matt McGinnis, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd

Sweet Honey Bee: flashfam; ballet au, boarding school au; Thaddeus Thawne, Bart Allen, President Thawne, Meloni Thawne, Don Allen

The Flames That Burn The Brightest: titans (fab five); teachers au; Roy Harper, Donna Troy, Garth, Jade Nguyen, Lian Harper

Wild Eyes: batfam, batman rogues gallery; canon divergent au; Bane, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne

Titans Academy (not like the comic I swear): titans; boarding school au; Roy Harper, Grant Emerson, Bart Allen, Garth, Donna Troy, Toni Monetti, Cody Driscoll

Phantom Grin: batfam; canon divergent au; Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Barbara Gordon

Five Stages of Mamma Mia: batfam; canon divergent au, mamma mia inspired au; Jason Todd, Jason Blood, Catherine Todd, Bruce Wayne, Willis Todd, ?Dick Grayson? (genuinely can't remember if he's in there but he might be)

[starlight-tequila]

Something I made ages ago

[pranklinfierce]

you're having a party, which presidents are you inviting?

Good question, very fun. I'll invite all of the ones I like, and whichever ones I'd like to see in a party setting.

James Madison is chronologically the first that I would invite. I think it'd be funny to see him at a party. I think of "nearly gets trampled on the dance floor..." I, myself, will trample him unless he brings Dolley.

Jackson is invited and I hope he leaves cheese around the house in secret spots like he did at the end of his presidency.

Van Buren is invited unless @presidenttyler continues to insist that I have to marry him or he'll summon a deadly fog (please die, Mr. Tyler.)

I would invite William Henry Harrison, but tragically, as I'm sure we've all heard, he is no longer with us </3.

John Tyler is invited unless he tries to insist I marry Martin Van Buren lest a deadly fog be summoned. Also I swear to God he's not allowed to use my bathroom. I hope he and Jackson start fighting (no weapons allowed in my house) and I get to see their skinny bones fall out.

James K Polk is invited. I want him to bring his Lady Presidentress as well. Double invited if he is the presidentress.

Zachary Taylor is invited. His daughter can come too. His daughter's husband cannot come. His daughter's husband's dog, Bonin, can come. The murderer who shares a name with Zachary Taylor's daughter's husband's dog cannot come.

Millard Fillmore is invited. He can bring the whole boiler room with him. It wouldn't be a party without him.

Franklin Pierce is invited, of course. As an old @/deadpresidents posts that I can longer find clarifies, he would indeed be a welcome party guest, even if people on Reddit don't seem to think so (I have beef with 90% of reddit tier lists, save for any of them made by @starlight-tequila.) As I've come to understand, there're no less than 4 fictional interpretations of Pierce where he's being haunted. I request he keeps the haunting at home; I don't want the watchmojo demmons to mess up the vibe.

James Buchanan is invited. I want to see him in his worst outfit, behaving as he did at Dickinson before his expulsion. He needs to bring Harriet too. WRK too, unless I decide that he's also dead.

Andrew Johnson can come because I once saw an image of him smiling.

Ulysses Grant can come. He may play with the non dog animals (unfortunately, they're all just different Martin Van Buren government assigned rodentsonas in a pen.)

As can Hayes. Hayes can bring his wife, Lucy. She actually allowed drinking in the White House on special occasions, so she would not be a party pooper.

Garfield may come, but only as Lucretia's plus one. It's what he deserves. Since Guiteau did so much for Garfield's election (and was basically the president, let's be real, guys) he can come as an honorary president. So can David Rice Atchison, even though that story is complete bs. Dr. Doctor Bliss will be shot on sight by Boston Corbett.

Arthur is invited, but Julia Sand needs to pre-approve everything that he does. Conkling may come as a plus one, but he will go in the pen with the Martin Van Buren government assigned rodentsonas (it's okay, that's where Grant is anyway.)

On no other day would I ever allow Benjamin Harrison and his shortness within my sight, but I just found a song about him and it's stuck in my head, so I think it's only right that he attends 1 single time before my kind feelings toward him dry out.

McKinley is invited. He must sing to me.

Wilson is invited. But I will lock him in a room like a creature. You-know-who gets the key. The second female president, Edith Wilson, may attend.

Warren Harding gets to come. Gaston Means may, as well. Also Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. That's about it. If Nixon were to show up I wouldn't turn him away.

I'd like the party to end by sending an anonymous tip to Carrie A. Nation, telling her there is alcohol. She can come in, destroy everything, and all's well because if everything is destroyed, there's nothing to clean. She and Guiteau can ride into the sunset, combining to be a person of a normal height. I hope they invite me to the wedding.