#Poor Luigi and Peach though :(

[roscolate]

I’M MC’FREAKING LOSING IT OVER HERE 😫😫😭😭😰😰

CW // Character Death

ACT 1

ACT 2

ACT 3 - 1 <<< 16 / 17 / ???

SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG!

I have had an eventful month and not in the good way ^^’. I managed to bounce back on my feet, though. The show must go on!

[charlie-the-ghost64]

Ooookay. There’s a few differences in my version of Mario from when he lived in Brooklyn and after he got settled in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I explain it more under the cut. Just didn’t want to force everyone to have to scroll past that list lol.

Pre-Mushroom Kingdom

When Mario and Luigi were just starting out in their own place, Mario was very obsessive when it came to the bills. To the point that he checked their bank account daily. He’d always be looking for a cheap trick to try and save a few extra dollars. Sometimes he used the wrong trick and ended up using more money.

Mario and Luigi tended to get into small arguments over these tricks. In Luigi’s mind, it would pay off in the end to spend a few extra bucks on something they needed rather than it breaking in a few weeks because it’s so cheap. Mario on the other hand refused to accept that they could afford good products, even if Luigi set aside money for whatever they were buying. Mario usually “won” these fights due to Luigi not being as stubborn as his brother.

Mario doesn’t like to talk about work with their family. He tries to keep conversations focused on everyone else. Mario didn’t want to admit just how much time he spends working and how much of his life it takes up. He especially avoids talking about it with Luigi.

Speaking of work, he does that far too much. It worried Luigi endlessly, to the point that he’s had nightmares of Mario not being able to drive home because he’s too exhausted. He tended to sneak back out after Luigi has fallen asleep to go work some late jobs around town. Most are in fairly dangerous parts of town, so he and Luigi keep a family tracker on their phones just in case. Due to working too much, he’ll also occasionally miss a meal. It’s a price you sometimes must pay when you won’t give yourself a break.

Mario has major anxiety. I feel it’s a given judging by what I’ve already said, but I wanted to be more specific. He primarily is worried about Luigi. His brother has really bad social anxiety, sometimes making it hard for him to speak to customers. Mario tries to stick with Luigi whenever his brother is also working.

Mario’s tells that something is wrong is: tapping his foot, constantly checking that Luigi is next to him, and crossing his arms over his chest. More subtle than Luigi’s stuttering and fidgeting.

Post Mushroom Kingdom

The first week or two of being in the Mushroom Kingdom was very chaotic and eye opening to both brothers. Both go through a lot of change, though Mario does the most of it. The most immediate change was learning that Luigi is not as helpless as he may seem.

Mario discovers just how good of a fighter he can really be, helping rid some of his anxiety when the two are apart. He knew now that Luigi is capable of protecting himself, and fairly good at it too. He also learns to trust him more with billing and tells him the truth about how poor off they’d been. The two end up having a very long talk about how they needed to be fully honest with each other about serious stuff if this was going to work. Luigi can’t help him stay rational unless he knows how bad it really is. Mario apologized for lying to him during this conversation. Luigi, of course, forgave him.

Since the two no longer have money issues (those toads pay surprisingly well for plumbing), Mario’s cut back on the cheap tricks. Sometimes Luigi will catch him, but as long as it isn’t anything big, he lets him get away with it. It didn’t hurt. The brother’s relationship has healed a lot around the month mark. Fights are a very rare thing, and even when they happen, the two are able to resolve those very quickly.

Mario tends to be quite the chatterbox when it comes to telling his family about the Mushroom Kingdom (especially Peach). Their family is always happy to listen, teasing him about how much he talks now compared to only a few weeks ago. He’ll always get embarrassed.

He’s also on a more stable work schedule. Given toads are willing to pay a lot more here, and they’re getting consistent jobs, Mario didn’t need to work overtime anymore. Due to that, he’s been getting proper sleep and no longer skips meals. He’s started a new habit with Luigi around this time where the two do a bunch of meal prep together. It’s a good way to ensure they’re both eating enough and to spend time together, something Luigi’s been wanting outside of work. Another bonus is he no longer felt exhausted all the time. It’s caused him to be more talkative.

His anxiety’s better than it used to be. He still has it of course, but he’s been considering going to therapy after Peach’s suggestion. He’ll have to give that Dr.Toad a call.

And that should be it for this post! I’ll be making a Luigi one sometime in the future. If anyone has any constructive criticism, please share! It’s been a long time since I’ve done something like this and I appreciate any and all tips I can get to be a better writer! Thank you for reading!

[marinerainbow]

Do you have any more information on that when’s were peach fell in love with bowser eyes 👀 it interest me a lot

Powser is my favorite Mario ship... So yes, I do >:3

Let us renember; in my headcannon, Peach is SEVEN FOOT THREE! Imagine how huge Bowser is if he can grab her up like this!?!?

This post shall also be done in dot points for my sanity XD also, this will be referring to the Powser Timeline of my Mario's Galexy.

In this cycle, Mario and Luigi showed up much later, so they aren't around for a good while. So when it came to maintaining the peace of The Strangelands, it fell on our beloved princess' shoulders. In fact, in this timeline, Bowser doesn't get to kidnap her because she approached him first for peace between their nations.

Bowser had been planning to take over the Mushroom Kingdom for the same reasons I stated in my Mario AU post. So you can imagine how surprised he was when he received an invitation to the very palace he was planning on conquering in the first place. He took this as a chance for a surprise take-over, and told his men to prepare as such.

... The thing is, though, he expected to come face to face with a sentient mushroom ruler. Not the beautiful, kind-hearted, and collected Princess Peach we know and love to greet him at the edge of her city. He actually thought she was a passing human, but no. The toads flanking her sides introduced her as their princess. And when Peach approached Bowser with a sweet smile and took one of his clawed fingers in both of her hands, he fell in love instantly... Which was quite the show when his koopa troops surrounded the princess and her toad guards as was the original plan 😅 Bowser had to quickly call them off, and come up with an excuse on the spot as to why his koopas would point their spears at her.

Peach: Wh-What is this!?

Bowser: No! No! It, uh... Y-You see, my princess *totally not squealing on the inside for getting to say that* uh... My people, we uh...

The Koopas: 😶😶🤨🤨🤨🤨

Bowser: We aren't used to uh... Friendly people, such as you.

Peach: Really?

Bowser: Yeah, yeah! It uh... We were expecting an attack, actually-

Koopa: But my lord, you said-

Bowser: *gives him the 'shut the shell up!' Look*

Peach: Oh, you poor koopas! 🥺 don't worry. You will find nothing but acceptance and peace among the toads. And with our alliance, we'll be sure to offer your people the prosperity you deserve ^^

Bowser: *definitly not wondering what Peaches ring size is already* Right, that's why we're here! For peace! Haha...

(Eventually, after they get married, Bowser tells Peach the truth of what happened. To which she surprises him by confessing she already knew, but decided to give him a chance since he called off his troops, and she's glad she did. My Peach may be a pacifist, but she's not blind.)

Anyways, they went inside her kingdom, and Bowser not only got to see a side of The Strangelands he never did get to see in The Darklands, but was also shocked at how peacefully they were able to work together. Peach never spoke down to him or his people, and made sure neither side would be treated unfairly in their kingdoms union. He was honestly amazed, having never seen anything political being taken care of through non-violent means. It made him reflect on his own laws and Kingdom, too. But he wanted to leave a good impression on Peach, so he tried to paint his kingdom and ruling in a positive light... Which failed miserably 😅😅😅 but at least it encouraged Peach to renain in contact with him and help bring his people into a new, kinder era, so... He considers it a win.

There was a lot of work to be done. Imagine if all of the main Mario games focused on Peach and Bowser teaming up and fixing various issues between their kingdoms. That's how much time passed between them after that first meeting (I actually wanna see that 🤔 Bowser being able to use force and offense when Peach's negotiations and defense fail, and vice versa. Kinda like Bigby and Snow from The Wolf Among Us). But it only made Bowser fall for her harder, and eventually Peach started to fall in love with Bowser, too. And since their kingdoms were already united, it seemed like the most natural course of action ^^

Their love and marriage lasted for the rest of their lives. Raising the koopalings and Junior, and changing all of the Strangelands for the better. However, it all ended on the star festival, as it always does with each cycle; Bowser, Peach and their children were all enjoying a night of fun and collecting star bits, and forming the final grand star before their timeline ends with the galexy resetting itself... Unfortunately, Bowser and Peach don't fall in love in the next cycle, but they at least had their happy ending while they had it...

I hope this timeline makes sense 😅 but! Time for headcannons/tid-bits of the Powser Galexy Cycle!

As you can see, Bowser is still a bit of a goof in this timeline. In fact, he's able to show that side of himself more in this cycle than in previous cycles. That's because there's no need for him to be so tyrannical, and because his precious wife encourages him to let this side of him out ^^

Even so, he still knows how to lay down the law. Peach, she is a good and benevolent ruler. However, there were plenty of times when people tried to take advantage of that. Whether it be neighboring kingdoms during negotiations, enemies trying to take over her kingdom, or even their own people trying to get out of paying for a crime they committed. In that case, Bowser is always there to make sure nobody tries to pull the wool over Peach's eyes. He's kind of like her guard dog, standing behind her with his arms crossed and ready to roast somebody if they hurt or try to fool Peach... Needless to say, this does make people think twice about trying to harm the princess.

Though on the flip side, Peach is able to get Bowser to realize when aggression is unnecessary and whether or not a punishment for a criminal is just or too extreme. It's not uncommon in the kingdom to see Peach by Bowsers' side, holding his claw and keeping him calm enough to see reason and keep things smooth during meetings. If Bowser is her guard dog, then Peach would be his emotional support kitty.

Sometimes, just to tease Peach or because he needs he close in that moment, Bowser will pick up Peach just like in the gif above to give her a kiss, whisper something in her ear, or even during meetings and he and Peach need to talk without anyone else listening in. Sometimes, Peach will hop up onto his shoulder to peck his cheek and see him turn red ^^

In my previous post, I said that Ludwig was the first to be adopted, followed shortly by Iggy. They were actually brought in by Bowser before he and Peach were married. Even though they weren't a couple, however, Peach fell in love with them instantly and would constantly ask Bowser how he and his sons are doing. And he even trusted her enough to send them to her palace whenever necessary! 🥺🥺🥺 Peach treated them like her own, and when they came back, the first thing Iggy asked his dad was why aren't he and mama Peach married yet? This was actually what encouraged Bowser to finally confess his love to her ^^ (Ludwig was in his emo phase at this point, so he was just like "Yeah, she's alright." // "Shut up, Luddy, you still have the violin Peach got you." // "SHUT UP!-")

As such, Ludwig and Iggy are the only koopa kids who remember having only Bowser as a parent. The other koopa kids, even though lived under the rule of Peach and Bowser, were adopted after they got together.

After they were married, they built their own palace on the borders of both of their kingdoms. Peaches' original castle is the families' summer vacation home, and Bowsers Castle is their winter vacation home.

The Mario Bros come to The Strangelands during Bowser and Peach's wedding planning, actually XD when they were due to be married within a week, in fact. Larry found them first and showed them to his parents like they were cool bugs or stones he found XD "Mama, look! They look like you, but very small!" They were able to fix some plumbing issues in the castle that would have potentially interferred with the wedding, so Peach and Bowser promised to help them find their way back home for their help ^^ (I like to think Mario may have developed a mini crush on Peach, but since she was getting married, it obviously went nowhere.)

When it comes to parenting, Peach is the more firm parent. Bowser loves his kids, and he can discipline them. But... He's weak. He can't do it unless it's something serious. And we know he spoils his kids 😅😅😅 Peach loves them to peices as well! But she knows where to draw the line with them and makes sure Bowser doesn't go too far with spoiling them or letting their antics slide. As such, they actually grow up less bratty and not so "we just love being mean!" Then they do when it's just Bowser raising them. Imagine Peach being like Mary Poppins with them, making sure they behave without being aggressive about it. Except she's their mother, not their nanny. Daisy though, is their cool aunt.

When it comes to Junior, Bowser still made him on his own. Even though he and Peach wanted to try for kids, their drastic size and biology differences did make them hesitate. So, to stay on the safe side, Bowser incubated Juniors egg all on his own. Though this time, he had Peach tp take care of him through the draining process and take care of their kids ^^ (and that's how, in the current timeline, Bowser Jr. Still has buried memories of a past life with Peach as his mother. Just not by blood.)

A kinda funny thing though, is that when the palace is under attack, Bowser will go face the threat and the koopalings will surround Peach in their own version of a kill circle XD even though she's their mama, it's no secret that she's the most delicate family member (koopa babies, while still being fragile compared to adult koopas, are still pretty tough compared to humans. I mean, Lemmy and Junior, the youngest kids, already have sharp spikes on their shells 😬). So even though Peach will stand between her babies and any threat, her kids really are the next line of defense if, for whatever reason, Bowser fails.

Though, Peach is still a mama. And any mother worth their salt would break a man in two for touching her baby... That is actually what people find out in this timeline, after the one and only time Peach was actually kidnapped in this cycle. She had Junior with her, so he was taken too. Bowser pulled up with his battleships, ready to destroy the whole galexy to get his wife and son back... Only for him to find his darling, wouldn't-hurt-a-fly wife having tossed her vow of pacifism out the window and curb stomping her and her sons' kidnapper the second she broke out of the cage. That was just more proof to Bowser he found the perfect woman. (He still set fire to the guy when Peach was done with him. The koopa kids all think their mom is even cooler now.)

Oh yeah. Bowser still writes Peach love songs. And Peach writes him so many lovey dovey letters- yes, even after they're married- and bakes him many cakes. They love each other so much 💕

So yeah. They are a pretty dynamic duo with running kingdoms and raising families in this timeline ^^ Thank you for sending this in! I hope you enjoy reading this ^^

[silly-inky]

First meeting

So I've writien a short booigi fic to go along with this after, the first part of it is after the art, I hope you like it (^^)

The fic ⬇️

Word count: 2028

Mario decided to visit Island Delfino again despite what happened last time, Peach unfortunately wasn't able to come this time due a very full schedule, but this meant he could instead bring his amazing twin brother Luigi who declined last time because he didn't want to be stuck third wheeling the couples vacation. They are both looking forward to a much needed brake.

But unfortunately their bad luck strikes again, and who decides to go on a vacation at the same time to the same place? Why our dear scaly friend Bowser of course. Now this is also a vacation for him so although he's pissed he has to be around Mario and Luigi, he has no intention of doing any evil on his stay. This does not mean he suddenly turns into a more polite person however.

Mario wants to stay at the Casino this time round since he enjoys a good bit of gambling every now and then, and if he has Luigi with him, he at least has a good chance at winning in a few games of poker, and he is able to get himself a good discount from the owner himself for a fun battle last time and helping to deal with Bowser and his antics yet again.

Bowser was actually banned from most places on the island because of his troublemaking, including the Casino itself, but Bowser decided to Bully himself into the establishment. He was being rude and shouting at the poor workers, pushing through crowds and generally being a mennace, so after Mario and Luigi have situated themselves in their rooms, they decide to go down and deal with Bowser

Mario is much more direct and tells Bowser that he doesn't want to start a fight but he needs to stop being an ass to the workers and to quit scaring people off, Bowser with his infamously short tempor quickly looses his cool and deicides to start a fight anyways.

Luigi not wanting any of that to happen, grabs onto Bowser's tail before the Koopa can try and land a punch on Mario and spins him around. Not hard, but just enough to throw him off balance and ends up falling to floor. Luigi is now between him and Mario.

this has pissed Bowser off even more and now goes for Luigi, chasing after him. Luigi runs off with Bowser in hot pursuit, Mario tells the staff to get the bouncers while he chances after them, but Luigi and Bowser being the two faster ones out of the three, he struggles to keep up and falls behind.

After running around for a while, Luigi manages to slip into the restaurant area before Bowser could see where he went, in a panic Luigi slips into the first seemingly available booth he can find before Bowser comes in looking for him.

However, In his haste to get onto the slightly larger than normal seat, he didn’t notice the man who was sat across from him until he turned his head around when he figured he was in the clear for the moment.

Sat across from him was a very big man, no, not just big, he was a giant, he could have easily been as tall, if not taller than Princess Rosalina who was a proud 7’7. He was wide too, his sheer size was intimidating to say the least, but his appearance didn’t really play into that, he proudly wore a Hawaiian shirt completely open exposing his stomach and chest with two big gold chains hung around his neck.

His hair was long and half was loosely tied back in a bun, parts wrapping around his ears and framing his face, it was a lovely pale pink with streaks of white shining though.

On top of his head was a crown encrusted with lovely red gems which insinuated he was a royal from somewhere, but with how he was currently dressed, it didn’t exactly scream royalty to Luigi. But even with the mismatch of jewelry and clothes, the man somehow managed to pull it off the look.

His face somewhat reminded him of King Boo’s but his eyes where much different and surrounded by blue, not to mention he was happily out in the sunlight not looking uncomfortable at all with the lights. He looked to be a very laid back individual, although he did look to be just a little startled by his surprise visitor.

“Umm, heeeyyyy there..?? You doing alright my guy?” The man asked, a twinge of concern lacing his voice, it wasn’t as deep as Luigi was expecting, it was actually quite smooth and welcoming

“Oh my stars, I’m so sorry! I was trying to hide from someone and I didn’t relize anyone was sat here- I was in a bit of a rush! I-I’ll leave, I’m sorry for disturbing you sir-" luigi stumbled out an apology feeling mortified, but as he started to shift to get out of the seat, he was stopped by the other

"Woah! Slow down dude, just sit there for a minute okay? Take a breather. Are you alright?" the man reassured Luigi, gesturing to stay seated while he peared out to see if he could spot any culprit that could have been after this very distressed itallian

"I'm alright, just trying to hide, having to deal with that guy is a pain sometimes, I just wanted to relax for once.." Luigi sighed, calming down a bit

"Do I need to call security? when i deal with someone physically it can turn south pretty quick so that Amy not be the best option" the man nervously chuckled at his comment, scanning Luigi's face to try and get a read on him

"No no, I think it will be fine, I'm good at blending into crowds so I should be able to hide somewhat easily, but he's a guy that isn't exactly easy to throw out of places, I wouldn't trouble yourself about Sir, really. he'll calm down soon enough and head somewhere else"

"You'd be surprised with the guys we have to throw out of here, and second, no need for all this 'sir' stuff, you can just call me Sunny. But seriously if you need him gone, we'll make it happen, no matter how big this guy is" Sunny reassured

Sunny definitely suited the man, he seemed to be a big ball of sunshine, but again a bit informal for someone he assumed to be royal

".. How well do you think you'll be able to handle King Bowser?" Luigi asked nervously

"Seriously?! That guy is back again?? I thought I told the staff not to let that damn lizzard back in here after the last damn time, that Mario guy had to come in here and sort all of that out" Sunny complained, not seeming to be intimidated by the mention of Bowser at all

"Told the staff? Do you run a business here? And uhh.. Bowser sort of shoved his way in here, the staff didn't have much of a chance, me and my brother called him out for it along with some other things and he got cross with me" Luigi questioned

"A business? This whole place is my business, I'm the owner of the casino, and now he's being rude to my staff?? I'm going to teach him a lesson. Did he hurt you at all? He better not have! " he started to get up to search for Bowser

"No! Bowser didn't hurt me, not this time anyways, your staff are fine thankfully, he wasn't really causing much of an issue, and I'm sure your bouncers can handle it, plus my brother is here, I don't want you to get hurt Mr Sunny" Luigi grabbed a hold of the man's arm and pulled him back into the booth

The man wanted to argue back but stopped when he saw how distressed the other man was

"Alright... But you stay here until I know for certain he's gone alright? I'll tell the staff to keep me in the loop. But what is your brother going to do?? "

"Ah! Uhh- my brother- he's- my brother is Mario" Luigi struggled to get out what he wanted to say

"Mario is your brother?? It makes so much sense now, ha! I thought you looked familiar, you guys look so similar, you're much cuter tho" Sunny laughed

"So that would make you Luigi right? He told me about you last time, glad to finally be able to put a face to the name, he said you would freak out if you met me"

"Why would i freak out??" Luigi asked. A little flustered at the compliment. Why would he be scared of this guy?? Sure he was big but he didn't seem scary at all, in fact he was actually more nervous because he was a bit attracted to the man

"Well, you see I'm one of the King Boo's? I know I don't exactly look like a normal Boo, but I can assure you I am one" Sunny said slowly, trying to not freak Luigi out. From what Mario has heard last time, and what the other Kings have told him, Luigi doesn't do great around ghosts, to be fair, neither does Mario.

"Ah... " Luigi sat there for a moment, processing the information

He just looked between Sunny and the table gathering his composure, he was hoping with all his might that Sunny wasn't about to attack him with any hidden frames or lightning bolts or something.

"Well.. You don't seem evil..?" Luigi winced

"Pfft, of course not, I mean I know I don't exactly have the best morals and stuff, but I'm not going around trapping people in paintings, too much effort, I prefer to sit around and eat or just chill in the sun" Sunny replied

Luigi seemed relieved with that response. Sunny mostly spoke for the next few minutes, hoping to get Luigi to calm down and trust him while he got a few good jokes in, Luigi wasn't a big talker anyways unless it came to special interest of his.

"well I appreciate this, I haven't been able to sit down and rest all day, I'm so thirsty, thank you for letting me sit here with you again" sighed out

"don't mention it, I don't usually have people coming down to sit with me, it's a nice treat. Hey wait! I have an idea if your down?" He looked between his food which had been sat beside him this whole time, and Luigi

"an idea?" Luigi asked

"well if you want, we can share my smoothie? I always get a very large cause (Pat's stomach) yo mans likes to eat, but it's meant for the couples and all that crap, so they always give me an extra straw" Sunny chuckles as he reaches for the extra straw he put to the side

"really?? You wouldn't mind that? " Luigi sputtered, a bit flushed

"nah dude, don't worry I don't have any germs to contaminate the drink with" he chuckled "plus it ain't like I'm gonna starve (hands Luigi the straw) it's nice to actually be able to use it for once. Just between you and me, I think the staff here keep giving it to me thinking it'll incourage me to bring in a date

Luigi taking a sip of the smoothie "oh that's really good- wait, so do you think they will assume we are on a date??"

"pfft, who knows, maybe it'll turn into a real date, who am i to turn down a handsome guy who isn't scared to share a meal with me" Sunny winked

"well you haven't asked me out yet" Luigi nervously chuckled

well we are literally drinking from the same cup at the same time" he takes a sip while Luigi is doing so to to add emphasis "I mean, what else you want me to say? (gently grabs Luigi's hand) Luigi, would you like to turn this into a date~?" he laughs and let's go of Luigi's hand " I joke I joke" he smirks at the very flustered look on Luigi's face

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And that's all I have for now, I may make this into an actual fic, who knows ✨

@skulls-soul @brosif40

[itsamenickname]

Oh yea, since I now have a Tumblr blog, I can reblog this amazing post made by @jelixpo and show you guys my first inspiration in creating To Break The Bonds Within Two Kingdoms. :)

Unwholesome prompt: Luigi can't handle Mario and bowser fighting so runs off, but gets captured by king boo. They miss each other a lot.

any good businessman knows that when you bargain, you want to have ALL the cards

[jessadamsdraws]

Some headcannon/ ideas for a Luigis mansion movie.

(Many of these ideas I'm planning to use for my luigis mansion fic once I'm done playing the 1st game)

In the beginning we will see luigi living / adjusting to the mushroom kingdom with mario. The events will kinda be like how he's in the mario and luigi games. The toads / Citizens of the kingdom treating luigi as non important. The only exception is our toad (the one with the backpack) who treats him with respect. After all that's his best friends brother after.

I'd imagine luigi is a booksmart kind of person while Mario is streetsmart. So it makes sense that luigi would do a bunch of research on this new world they now live in. His big thing being the power-ups. I'd imagine that he would cling on to them cause of his Insecurities about his abilities. I mean did you see him with that star power-up. It was amazing.

The turning point will be Mario gets summoned to a meeting by princess peach's order by a toad guard however that toad guard will be like "she only summoned Mario not you greenie" which Mario does get upset about but luigi being luigi says he doesn't mind saying back saying he's got stuff to do.

This will be when he gets the letter about the mansion. He dismisses it cause it's kinda sus.

At the meeting peach is confused as why luigi isn't there. Trues out its a misunderstanding. She ment for both to come but the toad though she ment only mario.

At the meeting she talks bout king boo taking over more land ever since bowser was Defeated. I also like to imagine Mario can't help but laughing after hearing king boo's name. Like he can't take the name boo seriously while all the toad and the peach are scared.

Cutting back to luigi he goes into town and buys things they need and over hears a conversation and causes luigis self confidence to Plummet.

The toads saying that Mario is stuck with a weak brother like him. That they feel sorry for mario.

But the gut punch is that they say that marios a hero and so may see that he doesn't need luigi anymore.

This cause luigi to act on Impulse. Because usually luigi is a planner however the conversation he heard made him spiral. So, he packs a bunch of powers-ups into a bag and graps the map and sets out.

Mario will just miss his bro leaving and sees the letter saying luigi won a mansion and he sees how sent it. King boo Territory. Mario leaves the house in a Frantic state knowing his brother is walking into a trap.

Here's the twist though. Luigi is not good with maps. This is why in the 1st movie Mario is driving cause luigi has a poor sense of direction. So luigi gets lost on the way to the warp pipe that will lead To the Mansion.

This is to explain why Mario gets to the mansion 1st and not luigi. It will also explain why he passes professor e gadd Without stopping to say hello.

There is more but this is the idea so far

May do a part 2

[skulls-soul]

OK so hear me out imagine bowser and princess peach have something in common and that’s that neither of them can handle spicy food

 Bowser who is almost constantly surrounded by lava and fire who is almost constantly described as a walking furnace being unable to handle anything spicy

imagine that one day by accident Bowser and peach would come over to the Mario’s place both brothers forgetting that the others made plans with the other Royal and so all four of them talk about it for a minute until they all agree that this could just be a group hang out it’s not the first time that the four of them have interacted in a group but it would be the first time that the four of them would be hanging out as a group if that makes sense

Mario and Luigi are cooking her up some spicy wings setting them down in front of the two royals Luigi mentions how they’re a little bit hot so be careful you don’t have to eat it if you don’t like that stuff. (He meant to say spicy but ended up saying hot instead)

Bowser peach and Mario All take one to eat Bowser eating his full with bone and all, while  Mario and peach take their time. Everything seems to be going fine Mario takes his second one but bowser and peach seem to be having some difficulty. Luigi turns around seeing the Royals trying their best not to cough (the probably thinking that I’d be rude if they started coughing) but when Luigi asked if they were OK both royals start to have a coughing fit tears going down their face peaches face turning into a bright red wild Bowser has smoke coming out of him.

At this point Bowser would ask what was in these and Luigi would start listing out the ingredients one certain ingredient popped out amongst the rest fire flower seasoning  Bowser would say “are you trying to kill us” and Luigi would immediately start waving his hands in front of him saying “off course not I whould never !!”

Mario by this point pithched into the conversation trying his best to hold in his laughter he’d say how Luigi did warn them that the wings were hot. Luigi would go grab a carton of milk and two glasses he started pooring one for peach first though after he handed peach her glass when he went to go fill the other Bowser just grabbed the entire jug chugging half of it down as peach chugged her glass down.

 Luigi would be profusely apologizing saying how he should’ve worded it differently when warning them Princess peach refuses the apology though saying Bowser and her should have known what he meant when he said that they were hot Bowser on the other hand was looking at Mario like if he had a second head

Bowser asks Mario how he’s not coughing up a storm after eating one of these wings Mario with simply shrug says that they’re not that spicy peach and Bowser were about to disagree with him when Luigi set another plate of wings down on the counter saying that these ones aren’t spicy and they’re just plain or maybe garlic butter. 

 Here’s the thing is that the Royals can kind of understand Mario being able to handle spicy food because it’s Mario he can handle anything whats shocking is that when the Royals realize that Luigi is also eating the hot wings and so they just stare at him

When Luigi finally realizes that he has a pair of eyes on him he’ll just ask if he has something on his face and princess peach would just State that “those are the spicy ones” Luigi was just not his head like if it was a question and not a statement as it with an ask if he’s OK and before Luigi could respond Mario says “this is nothing to him”

I realize now that I made a little fanfiction for my head cannon instead of just explaining that teaching Bowser can’t handle spicy food Mario and Luigi can but what’s shocking is that Luigi can handle spicy foods better than Mario

Imagine if there was like a spicy food competition in the Sahara desert omg someone pls make that happen 

[leavemebetosleep]

self indulgent fanfic idea: Bowuigi Corpse Bride-inspired AU

Bowser has been attempting to force Peach to marry him for a long time, and one night attempting to practice the perfect proposal accidentally catches the attention of an undead Corpse Bride Luigi.

The land of the dead is evershade valley/boo woods.

Bowser isn't happy, as this is not who he wanted to marry, (even though Weeg is an absolute sweetheart and introduces him to polterpup a-la the wedding gift scene) and tries to ditch him and find Peach.

Peach tells him she's still not interested, and when Weeg catches up his feelings get hurt when he realizes he's not wanted, and after a piss poor attempt to smooth things over, Bowser gets his ass dragged back to ghost town.

Peach recognizes that Luigi looks familiar however, and runs off to tell Mario.

Then the piano playing make-up scene can commence (which might be the whole reason I came up with this AU lel). E. Gadd can be Elder Gutknect and reveal the marriage isn't valid oops. (not because Bows isn't dead though, it's just that saying a proposal out loud in the woods isn't a real way to marry someone LOL)

Bows overhears, but has come to like Weeg, and has accepted him and Peach ain't happening, so decides to marry him for real, aww.

Mario didn't initially believe Peach when she told him, but kinda has to when ghosts suddenly come out of the wood work into town, and oh, there's his dead bro getting married.

Mario interrupts because holy shit his bro is back from the dead. It seems like a happy reunion, but then King Boo shows up (maybe he can in the BG doing stuff in the lead up idk), reveals to audience and Bows he killed him by tricking him. KB had just been locked away bc ofc Mario and Peach went and kicked his ass after that.

They all kick his ass again, the ghosts and boos turn on him because they've come to adore their Corpse Bride and dont' want to listen to him anymore, and he's dragged into hell or whatever.

The boys finally get married and Bowser has a spooky perky goth bf. The end.

[telleroftime]

Food for thought-

Do you think Bowser would ever kidnap a human for the sake of getting information out of them on how to romance Peach? You could even tell him "everyone is different" and he wouldn't hear you he'd just want answers.

Smash cut to this poor little reader trying to teach him ways of romance (and it's funnier if they have little to no experience and are just winging it).

Yes. Yes he would -- I remember reading a fic about something like this. I believe it was "Cupid and The Dragon" by plump-lips-imagine.

I think that at one point Bowser would get so fed up with his attempts to woo the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom not working that he would swallow down his pride and ask someone for help. Well, he wouldn't be asking. He'd order them to. He'd threaten them to totally-not-help him. He'd put them in a cage, hold them in the castle against their will and act like a big bad brute, all the while shyly swooning over Peach.

That person he captures just so happens to be you.

You're surprised that you're alive after the infamous king got his hands on you, and to try and regain your freedom you do you best to answer his questions. You would have expected him demanding for some state secrets but no. He asks you about romance. About why "Peach is being stubborn" because he's "obviously not the one at fault."

So then it's just days and days of you trying to help Bowser with his obsession regarding Peach. At first, you can't really call him out on how toxic he is. How unhealthy such a relationship would be. You'd try, only to dodge him spitting fire your way and running from sharp claws and deadly scowls.

It's only after the two of you get more comfortable with one another's presence that he actually takes the time to listen, and you get comfortable enough to say your thoughts. Less about romance, and simply what you can see if happening. Because such an obsession isn't good. It's entirely one-sided with the princess having stated that she wouldn't love him.

And after a little more time, instead of Peach, Bowser starts seeing you.

Apart from the initial fear, you were actually patient with him. Sure, he knew you wanted to leave but you waited. You didn't scream for Mario and Luigi. You actually talked with him, though he forced you to do that at first. You sat with him.

But you didn't notice how his questions changed. He started using Peach's name as a placeholder for your own. His questions, although similar, felt more earnest. His tone fell from obsession to love and you had thought he was finally understanding that his mindset towards the princess was not right.

But no, it's just that he started falling in love with you.

And Bowser knew this was love. It felt different to what he felt towards Peach. That was infatuation, not passion. And this? This was different.

He'd remember everything you told him and anything that stood out he'd try on you. And with you not really using experience for all of you answers and simply thinking about what you would have liked - well, to say that his efforts work is an understatement.

[pianokantzart]

What do you think of Movie! Peach in comparison to Game! Peach?

Honestly? They're quite different from each other, and yet at the same time I really like them both.

I truly have a soft spot for videogame Peach. She is a big soft huggable ball of sugar. She's bright eyed, giggly, girly, and leans in to her girliness hardcore and without shame. She gives cheek kisses, sends cute little hand-written notes, plans parties, and bakes cakes for all her friends! She's tenderhearted, soft spoken, and slow to fight unless it's absolutely necessary. She's a big, pink, frilly, bright-eyed doll of a princess.

Anyone who sees this behavior from the outset might assume that these traits make her childish, and though she is fun-loving, that couldn't be further from the truth! She's a competent and beloved ruler! She runs a tight ship, and will absolutely put her foot down when necessary, and I feel like we need more characters like that– characters who are fun, and silly, and lighthearted, and competent, all while being unashamedly girly.

However, it is important to keep in mind that Game Peach and Movie Peach have different backgrounds. Game Peach has had Mario around to watch her back since almost the very beginning, and... depending on the game/canon... a father figure in Toadsworth to turn to when she needs advice. Movie Peach, up until the very recent arrival of Mario, was the sole guardian of The Mushroom Kingdom, and though she was raised by The Toads she has adopted something of a maternal role toward them despite still being fairly young herself.

Peaches' different relationships with their respective Bowsers also has an impact on their personalities. While Game Peach has to put up with Bowser's kidnappings, outbursts, and shenanigans, he is mostly just a temperamental prick who can't accept "no" for an answer. Meanwhile, Movie Bowser is a raging sociopath who has a long history of being sworn enemies with Princess Peach. Now... much to her confusion and dismay... that hatred has suddenly been turned on its head into terrifying infatuation. Bowser can and will destroy everything she loves if he thinks it'll put him in a position of power over her. I mean, he caught her being friendly with some guy for 5 seconds, and proceeded to try and nuke her entire kingdom over it.

Though Movie Peach is thankfully still feminine and sweet, she's got an edge to her that comes from a heavy weight of responsibility she has had to bear herself. Unlike her game counterpart, she has had no chance to relax and unwind... though that may change now that she's allies with Mario and Luigi. Let the poor girl breathe for a change. TL;DR

Videogame Peach is the extroverted best friend who throws and attends a lot of parties and brings the most delicious home-made muffins to book club, all while somehow being on honor roll and maintaining a perfect sleep schedule.

Movie Peach is the mom friend who is ever vigilant, always notices when something's gone wrong/someone's not feeling well, and is as ridiculously resourceful as she is sympathetic.

[loud-kid2]

@peaches2217 thought I'd introduce you to my mareach ship child Ambra

She gets most of her personality from her father as she's incredibly stubborn and is totally willing to risk life and limb for the people she cares about. She also loves adventures and when she was little she'd sneak out of the castle and explore, of course this would always send Mario and Peach into a panic because their daughter is missing and they don't know if she was kidnapped or injured or worse. She was always on her merry way to the dark kingdom though, and it was always to terrorize poor Bowser Junior

Yeah growing up she hated him for no real reason and was constantly trying to beat him up. They grew out of it though and became friends as teenagers, but when Junior was little the mention of Ambra's name was enough to send him running for the hills. It was quite common for Bowser himself to personally escort Ambra back to the Mushroom Kingdom after she chased his son up and down the halls of his castle.

She's been trained to be one hell of a fighter simply because her parents don't want her to be constantly kidnapped like her mother was. She also hates it when people imply she's a damsel in distress so much so she will punch you if you do. She's also not very interested in politics and would much rather be outside exploring. She can and will sneak out of political events and start exploring the woods or something.

She doesn't mind dressing up for these events but she does prefer her everyday outfit which is a lot like Mario's. Basically the only differences between their outfits is that Ambra has short sleeves and the overalls are shorts instead of the full pants. The color and initial on her hat are also a major difference, Ambra wears mostly yellows and oranges.

Physically Ambra looks like her mother the most but she gets her short stature and brown hair (which she keeps short) from Mario

Like her father and uncle Luigi she has a hand ability, it's called Frostbite because I'm unoriginal. Because of this ability Ambra has permanent frostbite scars on her finger tips but those are typically hidden by her gloves

She's a lesbian and does eventually get a girlfriend who is from the same world as her father and uncle. The girlfriend's name is Aphrodite but she prefers to go by Ro or Dottie since she doesn't particularly like her name

And Ambra's name is Italian and it means amber, if she was a boy she would've been named after a fruit

Edit: I forgot to mention it but Ambra has ADHD but she doesn't take medication for it as she thinks she doesn't need it. But when she's an adult her parents convince her to take meds and she doesn't see a difference but literally everyone else did

[itsamenickname]

My second inspiration in writing To Break The Bonds Within Two Kingdoms! This time, it’s an awesome fanfic made by @deckof-dragons /@anomander-dragnipurake. :)

Team Up

Even hidden away in the cruise ship’s quite large cargo hold King Boo could sense the bustling life above decks. Though that was almost nothing when compared to the indignity of stowing away in a large wooden crate of all things. If this worked it’d all be worth it but…

“There’s no way this plan is going to work,” he said as he phased through the crate to frown at the other large crate next to his.

Boo-Shine floated out of it, answering his frown with a goofy smile. Though really, with eyes like that was it possible for him to not look goofy? “Nonsense, it’s a great plan.” He’d been the one to propose it so of course he liked it. “There’s no way they could beat both of us.”

King Boo was tempted to bring up the fact that Boo-Shine had reportedly been defeated thanks largely due to his inability to handle spicy peppers being shot at his tongue by a stupidly overcomplicated water pump. Also, while he hadn’t become ‘King Boo’ of Isle Delfino for no reason, his magic wasn’t as strong nor versatile as King Boo’s. Meaning he at least wouldn’t be too difficult to defeat and thus the Mario brothers actually had a decent chance of being able to beat both of them. Especially since King Boo had less boos and ghosts to help him this time; not many of them were willing to put up with being near so many living and he wasn’t going to force anyone to. Leaving them with mostly just Boo-Shine’s strange pink boos to help out. Which would’ve been fine, especially since there were quite a few of them, except for the fact that they all seemed to be rather lazy and a bit too prone to drooling for King Boo’s comfort.

But on the other hand, as Boo-Shine had predicated because of all the water and the reason King Boo had agreed to this plan, Gooigi wasn’t here. Neither were E. Gadd or Polterpup. It was just Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach a handful of her Toad attendants, and Bowser for some reason. Oh, and everyone else on the cruise, passenger and crew, which complicated things quite a bit. And whether or not Luigi had brought the Poltergust was unknown so there was still potentially that to worry about too. So yeah, looking at it now, this plan wasn’t great. It wasn’t awful though and King Boo had already committed to it. No way would he let any of what he’d already done be a waste.

“Fine,” he said with a resigned sigh. “Let’s just send a scout out for info and then we’ll strike at midnight.” And hope Luigi didn’t wake up at the worst possible moment this time. That was where the hotel plan had failed the hardest for sure. So he was going for Luigi firstthis time.

“Nah,” Boo-Shine interrupted before King Boo could call for any volunteers to sneak around invisible the upper decks as a spy. “We should strike at dawn. Everyone expects ghosts to come out and do stuff at night, especially midnight, but no one will expect us to show up when the sun’s rising.”

True but his magic wasn’t as strong when the sun was out. Did the element of surprise outweigh that downside? … Hmm… considering how his prior attempts at capturing Luigi had all failed despite happening exclusively at night, it was probably worth a try. So dawn it was. That meant floating around in the cargo hold for even longer, doing nothing, but so be it. If this worked it would all be worth it.

***

Bowser had intended to answer Luigi’s knock on his cabin door with something flirty – even if that kind of thing wasn’t his strong suit – but whatever he might’ve said died on his lips as soon as he saw Luigi’s face. He’d looked… nervous. Though being anxious was fairly normal for him and given their plans to tell Mario about their relationship it made sense that he would be especially so right now. Heck even Bowser was nervous about that. Still though…

“You okay?” he asked as he stepped aside, allowing Luigi to enter and closing the door behind him.

Luigi turned to face him, shuffling nervously for a few seconds before reply. “No. I think the ship might be haunted.”

Bowser raised an eyebrow. That was probably the last thing he’d expected to be brought up here. But if anyone would know if a place was haunted it’d be someone with a lot of experience hunting ghosts, right? And that certainly described Luigi. Before he could try to say so…

Luigi turned away and started pacing. “Or maybe I’m just crazy and looking for an excuse to not tell Mario about us. I mean it’s been months now and we still haven’t told him. I never even told him we were friends or anything. So maybe the ship feels wrong and off because I’m a coward trying to…”

“Nah,” Bowser cut in before he could degrade himself any further. “If you say there’s ghosts, there’s probably ghosts. Is it King Boo though or just some random ghosts?”

Luigi froze for a second or two before snapping back around to look at Bowser again. “Now that you mention it, I don’t know. Last I heard he was still held captive in E. Gadd’s lab. I already tried to call to ask if he’d broken out but… I haven’t had cell service since we left port earlier today. If it’s not King Boo though then maybe nothing’s wrong. If it is then… well I guess it’s a good thing I brought the Poltergust, huh?”

“Well then, let’s go find them and beat them up if we need to!” Which hopefully they would because Bowser could use the distraction. And it was a solid excuse to put off telling Mario he and Luigi were dating for just a little bit longer because that was going to be an awkward and unpleasant conversion.

“Uh… no, no, no. They won’t come out until nighttime if they come out at all. And if it’s not King Boo then… we might not have to fight them. Even if ghosts are still scary not all of them are bad. Though, uh… with my luck it’s probably King Boo.”

Bowser deflated with a groan. Great, they had wait for the threat to present itself. That was without a doubt the least fun way to deal with anything ever. He wanted it fightsomething; use his fists or fire breath to do some damage! It had been far too long since he’d last had a chance to do so. But alas, Luigi was the expert on ghostly matters and thus Bowser should probably listen to him. Ugh, learning to act less impulsive really sucked sometimes.

“I should probably go tell Mario and Peach too… about the ghosts I mean. We’ll tell them about, uh… the other thing we need to tell them after we’re done dealing with the ghosts.”

“Yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as the ghosts show up though I’m punching them.” He pounded a fist into his palm to illustrate his point.

Luigi’s expression lifted a little finally. “That won’t do much but I guess it won’t hurt to annoy them a little if they’re bad.”

The next couple hours were rather boring as Bowser waited around, hiding in the cabin lest Mario see him and assume he was here to kidnap Peach again. Luigi came and went as he coordinated a plan of action against the ghosts with both Bowser and Mario. The general gist was they’d stay up and wait for the ghosts to come out and then get the jump on them if it was King Boo or any other hostile ghost. Bowser hated it and according to Luigi, Mario did too, but Luigi was the expert.

At his insistence Bowser did gain one boon though, Luigi would spend the night in his cabin with him. They wouldn’t do anything but hang out and watch for ghosts but the company would be nice regardless. What he’d told Mario to excuse that was unknown but he didn’t mention it as a problem so Bowser didn’t bring it up.

They settled in for the watch as the sun set somewhere outside of the cabin window’s view. It wasn’t long before nothing but darkness could be seen through it. Luigi paced around the cabin like a caged animal, alternating between holding the Poltergust’s nozzle and flashlight. Bowser sat on a chair that was only slightly too small, watching him. It was exceedingly boring.

Time dragged on and on. Bowser dozed some but never much; he wanted to be ready to punch King Boo as soon as he showed up. Not too long after midnight rolled over, Luigi finally sat down too. On the edge of the bed, his chin drooping to his chest as the visibly struggled to stay awake. Chatting with him helped but even so after a couple more hours had passed, he ended up curled up on the bed asleep.

Bowser didn’t wake him; he deserved some rest. Instead, bored of the wait and needing to finally dosomething, he stood up and snuck out of the cabin. He would find wherever King Boo was hiding and break his stupid crown. That way Luigi wouldn’t have to deal with him this time and Bowser could prove himself to be a hero now, a win-win for sure.

***

The plan was simple; as soon as the sun started rising Boo-Shine and his pink boos would go through to seal and lock all the cabin doors, making it far more difficult for any of the living to escape and/or interfere. Then King Boo would go through and capture first Luigi and then Mario. After that he’d probably grab Peach and Bowser just for fun and then he’d be done unless he wanted more just for the sake of it. The ship’s captain might be a good choice.

Why was it taking so longthough? King Boo wanted to go now! But… he had to be patient. Being too eager and moving too fast had been his downfall one too many times, he wasn’t going to make that mistake again. So, still hiding in the cargo hold, he waited and waited until…

After what felt like hours but probably wasn’t even long enough to approach a single hour, a boo – one of his – floated down. “All the doors are sealed. Luigi is in cabin seven.”

“Bowser’s cabin?” According to the scout earlier cabin seven was Bowser’s so why would Luigi be in it?

“Yep. We don’t know why. He’s asleep though and Bowser has left to roam the halls.”

As odd as that was, King Boo didn’t care much. This was his chance. Luigi would be his, nothing would get in his way this time.

He floated up into the cabin through the floor. As reported Luigi was here, asleep and curled up on top of the covers on the bed, the Poltergust on his back. He started shivering, squirming a little and making a distressed sound. Ah, of course he sensed King Boo’s presence even while asleep. That was perfectly all right though.

Floating in close to hover over the foot of the bed, King Boo summoned an empty portrait. He levitated it at an angle over Luigi but didn’t start sucking him into it quite yet.

Luigi eventually stirred, groaning as his eyes fluttered open. He lifted his head and… froze as his eyes locked onto King Boo. It was wonderful!

King Boo couldn’t help but laugh as he activated the portrait’s magic at last. “Boo!”

Luigi flinched and screamed as he burst into motion, scrambling backward. He was too late though, there was nowhere to go and, so close, he couldn’t move fast enough to escape the portrait’s pull. In a span of no more than five seconds he was gone from the bed. Oddly, the Poltergust stayed, apparently immune to King Boo’s magic. Oh well, it didn’t matter.

The only real downside was that King Boo hadn’t had time to gloat or rub his victory in. He’d wanted to but the risk was far too great. It made the victory slightly less sweet but reallynot enough to matter.

He rotated the now not so empty portrait to face him. Luigi stared out through it, his face frozen into one of horror as he cowered uselessly. Another round of evil laughter rolled through King Boo at the sight as he spun around in a circle with the portrait. Had he ever seen a sweeter sight or had a more satisfying victory? It was glorious! He’d finally won! This was without a doubt his favourite portrait. He was going hang up in a prominent place above his castle’s unused but still extravagant fireplace. Or maybe he’d put it in…

“I got good news and bad news.”

King Boo paused before turning to look at Boo-Shine who’d apparently just floated in through the wall separating the room from the hall. He was so pleased not even the promise of ‘bad news’ was enough to dampen his glee. Still though, it was reminder that he had a few more matters to attend to before his victory was truly complete. “What is it?”

“We sealed all the doors but Mario wasn’t in his cabin. He’s in the halls somewhere. He bullied some of my boos.”

Bad news indeed but… “Don’t worry. He’s not much of a problem. I can handle him. We won’t even have to hunt him down. Once he finds out we have Luigi he’ll come straight to us.” And then their victory really would be complete.

***

When Luigi had said the cruise ship was haunted the last thing Mario had expected was to run into the pink boos from Isle Delfino again. Though after how horrendous that ‘vacation’ had turned out to be he tried not to think about the place very often. Which had made the pink boo’s appearance that much more surprising. Luckily they were easily dealt with and shooed off even without FLUDD.

Still though, the doubts over whether or not Luigi had been mistaken about the haunting he’d started having over the past few hours were banished. Now he hurried to Luigi’s cabin. Why’d he’d insisted on staying up and watching for ghosts on his own was a mystery but Mario was officially worried. … He’d probably be fine though, he was good at dealing with ghosts of all sorts, certainly better than Mario was. But he would still be afraid and so Mario hurried back into the halls containing the passenger cabins. He should’ve never left in search of the ghosts in the first place.

When he finally got to Luigi’s cabin though, it was not only locked but a magic barrier had been placed on the door, only appearing when Mario drew close enough to touch it. He pounded on it with a fist. “Luigi!”

No response.

“Luigi!” This time he pounded on the wall next to the door in case the magic barrier had muffled it before.

No response again, just dead silence on the other side.

Mario had to get in somehow. No way was he going to leave Luigi trapped in there alone, especially when there were ghosts about. … How to though? Could he kick the door down with the barrier there? Well, there was only one way to find out. He backed up, pressing his back against the door across the hall – it also had a barrier. It wasn’t much of a running start but…

“I don’t think he’s in there.”

Mario jumped as he snapped around. … It was Peach, walking down the hall towards him. He was tempted to ask her what she was doing out here, it was dangerous, but if all the doors were sealed it was probably for the best. “Why wouldn’t he be in his cabin?” It’s where he’d said he was going to be.

Peach stopped as she reached him. “Um, hmmm… it’s complicated. I just know he’s probably not in his cabin.”

Mario trusted her instincts so… “Where is he then?”

“With someone. And while this isn’t an ideal way for this to go, with all the ghosts around I don’t think we have much of a choice. He might be in trouble or we could be in trouble and need his help. So let’s go. Follow me.” She turned and started briskly walking down the hall.

Mario followed, having to almost jog to keep up with her. “What do you mean he’s ‘with someone’?” Was he seeing some Mario didn’t know about? Why would Luigi keep something like that a secret in general but especially from him while telling Peach?

“It’s not my place to tell you. Besides we have more important things to worry about right now.”

That was unfortunately true so Mario dropped it for now. Hopefully he’d be able to ask Luigi soon anyway. And then they’d deal with the pink boos and possibly the Isle Delfino King Boo since he was probably around. Which was a problem but one that would be much easier to deal with than the other King Boo.

There was no way the two King Boos would team up, right? … What did Mario really know about boos and their kings though? Not much that was for certain. So perhaps they could or did…

A loud crash interrupted his thoughts as they rounded the corner. He looked up to see it was Bowser kicking at one of the cabin’s doors. Great, this ghost problem just got that much worse.

Mario increased his pace to run, skidding to a halt in front of Peach. It had been a long time since Bowser had last kidnapped her and he was going to make sure it stayed that way.

She didn’t seem to care though. “Mario, we don’t have time for this. It’ll be fine, I promise,” she whispered as she put a hand on his shoulder to gently push him to one side so she could walk past. “Hey Bowser.” She’d raised her voice. “Is Luigi with you?”

He’d raised his foot to kick the door again but paused and lowered it as he turned to face her. “No.” He was going to say more but Peach cut him off.

“You left him alone?” Her tone was accusatory as she strode right up to him. What was wrong with her? This was Bowser! Mario rushed over, ready to defend her or counterattack if Bowser made any kind of offensive move.

He didn’t though, not yet anyway. He just frowned down at her. “I left to find King Boo and punch him. All I found were a bunch of dumb pink boos though. And now the door’s locked and he didn’t answer my knock. But how do you even know he was with me?”

“Because I know why you’re on this cruise.”

His angry frown morphed into one that almost looked a little nervous. An emotion Mario had never seen on his face before. Whatever was going on here just kept getting weirder and weirder. “So you know about…” He trailed off with a vague hand gesture.

“Yep!” She nodded, smiling up at him with seeming pride.

“How? And for how long?”

“Since the beginning. And it doesn’t matter how I know just…”

“You got spies in my court?!”

“Of course I do. And you got spies in mine. That shouldn’t be news to you, that’s how politics between neighbouring kingdoms work.”

He growled at her but turned back to face the door. “I don’t have time for this.”

“What is going on here?” Mario finally cut in before Bowser could resume his assault on the cabin door. He was eager to resume looking for Luigi but what the actual heck was going on here? He needed to know. “Why would Luigi be with Bowser and, Peach, what do you know?”

That nervous look returned to Bowser’s face. “Uh… it’s not important.”

“Just tell him already,” Peach said. “It’s been months.”

“It’s been months since what?”

Bowser didn’t answer. Instead he turned away to kick the door again. If not for the magic barrier, it probably would’ve broken. The barrier cracked though, proving once and for all that with enough physical force they could be gotten though.

Peach sighed, shaking her head as she turned to look at Mario. “They’re dating.”

Wait, what? Surely Mario had misheard, right? … “You mean Luigi and Bowser are…” He trailed off as Bowser kicked the door again with another loud crash, causing more cracks to spread through the barrier.

“Yep. Bowser and Luigi and dating, have been for a few months now. It’s not my place to tell you but if he won’t then I have to since Luigi seems to be in trouble. And us three might very well have to work together to save him. Let’s hope not but… well, we’ll see.” She turned her head to look at Bowser again.

Another kick and the barrier shattered, sending the door in as well. Bowser entered immediately, followed by Peach. Mario stayed in the hall though because… what the heck? Luigi and Bowser were dating? It simply couldn’t be true… could it? Bowser was well, Bowser, and Luigi was anxious and kind, sometimes a bit too trusting and wanting to see the good in people but surely not even he would trust Bowser that much… right? So how could the two of them possibly…

“I going fucking kill him,” Bowser shouted from inside the cabin, stomping his foot hard enough that it could be felt from out here. “How dare he?”

Mario rushed in. The first thing he saw was the Poltergust lying on the bed; strange since there was no way Luigi would ever willing take it off and leave it lying around when there were for sure ghosts about. Next he looked at what Bowser and Peach’s focus was on; the wall, it had words written on it.

‘Luigi’s finally mine. Come try to save him if you dare, Mario.’ It was sighed ‘KB’, short for King Boo no doubt. How dare he indeed.

“I’m going to find him and I’m going to fucking kill him.” Bowser stomped his foot again.

For once in his life Mario actually agreed with Bowser. He didn’t fancy the idea of a team up as Peach had suggested but if they were both invested in saving Luigi than it might happen anyway. He could talk to Luigi about him supposedly dating Bowser after saving him, with or without Bowser’s help.

[fallen-mario-bros-au]

You know maybe bowser could chose in the mountain to hide in unaware of the kingdom within

(TW: BLOOD, GORE, VIOLENCE)

Oh my goodness first of all SORRY for not responding to this! I may or may not have gotten heavily distracted since the announcement of Brothership XD but I should've been keeping an eye on these.

Second, WHAT THAT IS SUCH A COOL IDEA 0_0 My mind immediately flooded through so many different scenarios when I read this, after all, there's so much to cover and so much that could happen! It could get very, very interesting...

Here's kind of a list of things that came to mind:

What would the monsters think of Bowser? Would they see him as another monster like themselves or would he be alien to them? I think either way, they'd be pretty nice to him, probably because he looks so much like a monster.

I highly doubt they're biologically the same though, considering the fact that Bowser's is definitely not made up of hope, love, and compassion, and especially considering that he seems to be a lot stronger than your average human, where as monsters are much weaker physically than humans. Perhaps Koopas are their own unique race with their own unique souls.

I do think that Bowser would be a boss monster equivalent though. A Boss Koopa? It would be interesting sizing him up next to Asgore.

One other important thing is, how would Bowser treat the citizens of the Underground? Because I don't think he'd be all that friendly. I mean, this is Bowser we're talking about. He lives off of conquest and war pretty much, so ain't no way he'd walk around peacefully. In fact, I bet he could do a lot of damage to the underground just by stomping through it and breathing fire everywhere. Kind of like a more reasonably sized Godzilla.

Just look at what he did to these poor guys in the movie, for example:

Now imagine that's Snowdin.

Yeah. Pretty bad.

It also probably wouldn't take long for him to find out that the Mario Brothers are here. Mario and Luigi might make mention of Bowser to others as they explain their situation, but I don't think most people would immediately recognize him as Mario and Luigi's enemy. It wouldn't be hard to get info out of them that there are two humans down here and they are clad in red and green.

The Underground also isn't really that big, so the idea of Bowser knowing they're here is absolutely freaking terrifying. I mean, not like there are that many places to hide, although I could think of a few areas where they could keep themselves hidden. (Like Temmie village for example)

One other thing I was thinking about was what would get Bowser to hide in Mt. Ebott? ... And the first thing that came to mind, ironically, was Princess Peach.

After the Mario Brothers disappeared, she and the Toads would pretty much have to defend themselves.

And I honestly think that she could take that challenge. Nintendo is definitely starting to get away from the whole perpetual damsel in distress thing, and we've seen many times that Peach can hold her own pretty well.

So, hear me out. What if, after the Mario Brothers go missing in action, Peach thinks that Bowser has them either captured or killed?

Knowing the two heroes were gone, perhaps for good, I could see her pulling out all the stops, maybe even chasing Bowser away from his army, leading both to the mysterious Mt. Ebott, where Bowser is sure he can get to high ground and have an advantage against her.

Would that mean Peach could potentially fall into the underground? I mean... Well... Now I have to draw her in a cute sweater too haha. (Gotta love how everyone just happens to wear cute sweaters on the day they get banished to the shadow realm and it's not even like that would canonically happen I just think it would be funny)

This definitely isn't the only situation that could lead to Bowser falling in the Underground, but I mean, I think it's cool. What are y'all's thoughts though? Do you think it would make sense? I would love to hear if anybody has a better idea about what could happen.

Anyways that's kinda where my brain went thinking about all this. Sorry if the ideas are super muddled. You pretty much just opened a new world for me haha XD

Anyways, I could see a lot of stuff happening if Bowser gets involved and I absolutely love it. >:) So many angst opportunities, so many ways to tear everything and everyone apart....

Hehehehehe.....

Hahahahaha....

Hahahahahahahaha!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Luigi and Peach share a really adorable detail where they both affectionately tussle Mario's Tanooki suit once they reunite with him (and just before Peach does it, you can see Toad randomly fall his face XD)

Aww they do! They were just happy to see him is all, even though he's dressed in that outfit.

Oh, but Poor Toad, you can see him in the corner just falling so hard on the ground cause he didn't see the staff XKFNFNFF

Someone help him please XD

[oxalis-corniculata]

Webkinz-related headcanons for every Smash Bros. character

(I finally decided to actually post something on my blog, heh.)

The 20th (!!!) anniversary of Webkinz will be this April. I've been playing a lot of Webkinz and a lot of Smash lately, in case this post didn't make it obvious.

A majority of these headcanons are about Webkinz Classic's gameplay, not the plushies or Webkinz Next. I'm counting Echo Fighters as separate characters, but not any of the "alt costume" characters. So Princess Daisy has her own entry, but the Koopalings don't, etc.

Also, I'm not too familiar with some of these characters, so I admittedly did a bit of guesswork. In an attempt make up for that, I've included bonus headcanons for Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Tabuu, Galeem, and Dharkon.

If you aren't familiar with Webkinz and/or its history, this post will make very little sense to you. Feel free to read it anyway, though.

Be warned; this is a looooong post!

...So long, in fact, that I'm putting the headcanons under the cut:

Mario: Spends most of his time trying to earn Pet Medallions. He wants that Diamond Dragonfly, dangit.

Donkey Kong: Is absolutely furious that the Strength class is broken. Punched a hole into his gaming computer upon losing the Level 9 Strength class one too many times.

Link: Loves the Zums, because they remind him of Navi. Also hates the Zums, because they remind him of Navi.

Samus: Really really really hates Dex Dangerous as a character, but plays Lunar Lugbotz anyway. She spent many years thinking it was spelled "Lugboltz", with a second "L", instead of "Lugbotz".

Dark Samus: Tried to prank Samus into going on a blind date with Dex Dangerous. Samus quickly realized this "Dex" was actually Incineroar dressed up badly as a lion.

Yoshi: Voted for Sheldon Turtle in the 2014 Kinzville election. Not because of Sheldon's promise to not change anything, but because Yoshi's favorite Webkinz area is the Vacation Island.

Kirby: Knows every (discovered) Webkinz Classic stove recipe by heart. Wins every Cooking competition he enters at the Stadium, and almost every round of Chef Challenge.

Fox: The Sequin Fox is his favorite Webkinz pet. Back when Classic was playable in an actual web browser rather than the Desktop App, he used Chrome rather than Firefox.

Pikachu: His account was permabanned due to Kiwigate. He's still not over this, and never will be.

Luigi: Poor guy is absolutely terrified of the ghost from Don't Rock the Boat. Every indoor room in his Webkinz Classic house is painted solid green.

Ness: Is amazing at Wacky Zingoz, WackyER Zingoz, Wacky Zingoz Extreme, and Wacky's Bullseye Batter. He even unlocked Wacky Zingoz Extreme back in 2008, via the Code Shop.

Captain Falcon: Collects vehicles, but they keep getting stuck in doorways, so he never lets his pets ride them. Would sell his soul for a Mazin' Hamsters remake.

Jigglypuff: Often stays up literally all night playing Webkinz. Has completed every single "Learn & Play" question at Quizzy's, but her average question-score is only 3 out of 5.

Peach: Doesn't play the game, but is a serious Webkinz plush collector. Owns a Cheeky Cat and a Cheeky Dog.

Daisy: Somehow beat Level 10 of Strength class, just for the Webkinz Rally stats. Now, if only she could finish Level 10 of Agility class...

Bowser: Got into the game because of Bowser Jr and the Koopalings. Now he's addicted, and spends at least a hundred bucks on the eStore every month.

Ice Climbers: They were both devastated when the Arcade version of Polar Plunge was "remade". Popo really wants to learn to how play Waddell's Icecap Adventure, but he can't figure out the darn controls.

Sheik: Her username is misspelled as "Shiek". Has beaten Zacky's Quest four times.

Zelda: Uses up all her attempts for every game in the Magical Forest, every single day. She doesn't even care about the lag.

Doctor Mario: Voted for Daisy Doe in the 2014 Kinzville election, and immediately accused Wario of rigging the election via alt accounts when she lost. Openly ships Dr. Quack with Mrs. Birdy.

Pichu: His game keeps crashing whenever something good happens to him. It's currently unknown if this is the fault of Webkinz, Pichu, or the unstable WiFi in Pichu's room.

Falco: Used to obsessively play Webkinz, but lost interest after a few years. He now obsessively plays Neopets instead.

Marth: Owns multiple of every single Rare Item. Refuses to pay for a Deluxe Membership, because he thinks it's greedy.

Lucina: Her account was hacked, because she used an insecure password "manager" back before the Desktop App. She doesn't have the heart to play Webkinz anymore...

Young Link: Usually only plays Webkinz via the Next and Classic mobile apps. Was surprised to find out that there's more to Webkinz Classic than room-decorating, shopping, and a few mobile-app compatible minigames.

Ganondorf: Claimed that Webkinz was childish, and he would never ever play it, but Jigglypuff soon caught him playing Flutterbugged after midnight in a basement closet... on Jigglypuff's laptop. And on her account, too.

Mewtwo: Even his immense psychic powers aren't strong enough to let him cheat at the Jellybean Challenge. They do, however, let him easily cheat at Jumbleberry Fields.

Roy: His Classic account is a Free account, but he gets enjoyment out of the game anyway. Somehow.

Chrom: Ragequit the game after being scammed in the Trading Room. Can't delete his account, because he forgot the password. He used Firefox rather than Chrome to play Webkinz.

Mr. Game & Watch: Doesn't play Webkinz Classic, because even the outdated early 2000s Flash code isn't slow enough for his limited animation style to use the controls. However, he loves the Pet of the Month songs.

Meta Knight: Joined Webkinz literally last week. Kirby is giving him unwanted tips on how to earn KinzCash and decorate rooms.

Pit: Doesn't log on very often anymore, so he gave Palutena his password. She'd better not mess this up, because Pit has some VERY rare items and pets...

Dark Pit: Hasn't logged on in five months, but refuses to trust Palutena with his password. One of his two pets is a Midnight Monster named Darkness.

Zero Suit Samus: Collects vehicles, but unlike Captain Falcon, she doesn't mind them getting stuck in doors. Ganz Customer Support is swamped with her emails about that problem, however.

Wario: Only cares about earning KinzCash and mining for gems. Has completed his gem collection eight times over, but has not yet traded for the Crown of Wonder.

Snake: Was banned from KinzChat Plus for trying to swear. Only joined Webkinz because he kept mishearing it as "Weapons".

Ike: Has a massive crush on Arte. Tips him 100 KinzCash every day.

Pokemon Trainer: Squirtle often falls asleep on top of his low-end computer while his Trainer plays Webkinz Classic, because the poor code optimization makes the cooling fans run hard. Ivysaur loves helping decorate outdoor and treetop rooms. Charizard has his own account, that he uses solely to play Pizza Palace.

Diddy Kong: His favorite Arcade game is Bananza. Nobody has the heart to tell him about that infamous "stuck spider" glitch on Level 17 that makes the game borderline unwinnable.

Lucas: His Webkinz Classic account is stuck in the "Asian time zone". He loves the "family growing" aspect of Webkinz Next, but thinks the 3D graphics are an insult to humanity.

Sonic: Speedruns every Arcade game than can be won. He can't seem to get the hang of Eager Beaver or Quizzy's Word Challenge.

King Dedede: His free starter pet was the original Penguin pet. He named it after himself.

Olimar: Has dozens of rooms full of crops. He harvests them all manually, and may be developing carpal tunnel as a result.

Lucario: Argued with Fox over a code for the Sequin Fox. It turned out the code was already used anyway.

R.O.B: All eleven of his pets are Tinkerpups. He's had literal nightmares about the opponent-robots from Air Hockey.

Toon Link: Desperately wants to play Webkinz, but his personal computer is a Chromebook, and the Smash computer lounge is entirely Linux. Oof.

Wolf: Spent over a thousand dollars on a plush Signature Timber Wolf. It came without the code, so he lit it on fire.

Villager: Obsessed with room decorating, but has no pocket money to spend on eStore Points or a Deluxe membership. His proudest achievement is the time the official Webkinz Twitter account retweeted his fan art of PJ Collie.

Mega Man: Only plays Webkinz for the Arcade games. Cried when Bamboo Break was removed.

Wii Fit Trainer: Exercises while Webkinz Next loads. All of her pets have treadmills and trampolines in their rooms.

Rosalina and Luma: Rosalina gets the Lumas to quickly search up the answers at Quizzy's. Her favorite pet is the Midnight Martin.

Little Mac: Submitted his fursona to the 20th anniversary pet design contest. The "fursona" in question was his face and his boxing gloves badly Photoshopped onto Arte.

Greninja: Loves the Webkinz Trading Card Game, but nobody else in Smash does. Named his Magical Retriever that he got from card packs "NOT MEDALLIONED".

Mii Brawler: Vastly prefers Club Penguin, but since Club Penguin ded now, he plays Webkinz Classic to distract himself from his misery.

Mii Gunner: Her original account was deleted in the 2019 purge. She still hasn't realized Arte's name is a pun.

Mii Swordfighter: Plays Webkinz Next solely for the Dock Search feature and the Kinzville Pinball minigame.

Palutena: Writes to Ganz at least three times a day, asking for free eStore points. She hasn't had any luck so far.

PAC-MAN: Is obviously great at Pinky's Big Adventure. He would be great at Hungry Hog as well, if it didn't lag so much.

Robin: Has over 200 pets, thanks to eBay. Despite this, he only joined two years ago.

Shulk: Genuinely thinks Webkinz Next has good graphics. Names his rooms on Classic after Xenoblade 1 locations and landmarks.

Bowser Jr: Has at least 25 Webkinz Classic accounts; possibly more. Bowser refuses to give him KinzChat Plus access.

Duck Hunt: The duck and dog share an account. The duck spends all the dog's hard-earned KinzCash, and the dog sells everything back to the W-Shop. It's a vicious cycle.

Ryu: Has been trying (and failing) to get back into his childhood account. It wasn't purged, but he can't remember the dang password...

Ken: Has been scammed on Reddit at least five times by now. Three of those scams were by the same dude.

Cloud: Joined Webkinz in 2005. Plans to throw a real-life party for the 20th anniversary.

Corrin: Never got into Webkinz, because she's much too busy with The Sims 3.

Bayonetta: Wants the Party Packs back. Hates Amanda Panda with a burning fury.

Inkling: Color-codes all her rooms. Orange is for the good items, blue is for junk. Her dock is almost empty.

Ridley: His dock, conversely, is full of holiday and celebration presents that he never opened.

Simon: His pets feast entirely on birthday cake and Charm Candies.

Richter: Hates "pet requests" so much that he just lets their meters perpetually stay at 0. Has completed the treasure map from Don't Rock the Boat.

King K. Rool: Wants to beat Zingoz Pop, but can't get past Level 7. Often stays up all night with Jigglypuff, arguing over Tournament Arena games.

Isabelle: Takes her pets to the Vacation Island Spa instead of feeding them. Thinks the "pet requests" are cute.

Incineroar: Holds the Smash-universe-wide record for "most eStore items accidentally sold to the W-Shop". Names all his pets after Pokemon species.

Piranha Plant: Leans over Bowser's shoulder and rudely critiques his abilities in Tile Towers.

Joker: Is one of the few Webkinz players to have beaten Skater Kat. Not because he enjoyed the gameplay, but because he loves the background music.

Hero: Joined Webkinz Next out of curiosity, saw Mrs. Biscuits, and nope'd out right away.

Banjo & Kazooie: Are pooling their money for the next Moonlight Delight event. Surely they'll win this time, right?

Terry: Had never heard of Webkinz until he saw Ryu angsting over his lost account.

Byleth: Has completed every permanent Challenge on Classic. Her password has "FEsw0rdfight3rLOL" in it. The rest of the password is 30-something additional characters long... on both ends.

Min Min: "Anybody have a spare [insert item from 2005/2006] somewhere? I'll pay you back by babysitting your account!"

Steve: Loves the DIY Divider events. Tries to make pixel art with them, but even the biggest rooms are pretty dang small...

Sephiroth: Has voted for Dex Dangerous in every election he's been part of. Paints every indoor room in Classic solid black.

Pyra: Sleeps with a plush Whimsy Dragon. Can't seem to figure out Creativity class.

Mythra: Frequently gets "The Dog on the Front of the Tag" from KinzTunes stuck in her head for no reason.

Kazuya: Often sends his pets into Beauty Competitions wearing the most ridiculous outfits imaginable.

Sora: Sold all of his Pet-Specific Items, ages and ages ago. Nowadays, he only plays Webkinz for the aesthetic.

Master Hand: Was dared to sing the KinzTunes song "The Prettiest Pink Pony in Town" at karaoke night. And he actually did it.

Crazy Hand: Almost always wins the daily high score for Pumpkin Patch Protector. Has over five hundred pet Kooky Chameleons. Has (somehow) won the trophy for Mrs. Cowoline's Roll Call.

Tabuu: Prior to his defeat, he was notorious for scamming children in the Trading Room.

Galeem: His attack failed to affect Webkinz, because the universe itself refuses to let Webkinz die. Dex Dangerous frequently brags about this fact.

Dharkon: Thinks Atlantiles is the worst Webkinz game, solely because you aren't punished for using hints. He doesn't play Webkinz, so it is unknown why he has such a strong opinion about this.

[askthesprites]

What was it like meeting Princess Daisy? How well did it go? Did she find out about the fact that Starlow has been bulling poor Luigi for years?

⭐: Daisy... Daisy... Yeah I've seen her around a few times, She's... Surprisingly distant, Sure she visits occasionally but it seems to be only for parties or karting or sports events. Doesn't seem like she cares all too much for any of us either, I genuinely don't think she's properly MET any of us other than Peach up until quite recently, like just before this whole fiasco happened. She seems rough around the edges and is definitely not as diplomatic as Peach is, but other than that, I'd say we were well met. We didn't mention much of my slight teasing of Luigi to her, but in the off handed mentions of it, she didn't seem to exactly care all too much, Probably because she hasn't properly met Luigi.

Dunno much about Peach though, Last saw her before all of this started, but she seemed to have something up her sleeve before we had to spring into action, I hope she's okay.

The Wario Bros.? I think we ran into them once or twice... I think Wario tried to sell Mario a mushroom for... What was it 1,000,000 coins? It was a normal mushroom... Actually I think the mushroom was a bit dry too!