#Poo-Pourri

[pwecie]

To people who take any stimulant medication for (but not limited to) ADHD, remember to have a big breakfast before you take your meds, because that shit is gonna fuck up your appetite. Oh and take a shit before you leave the house. Trust me. Most meds also double as an unwanted laxative and it’s best to go in your own house than at a public restroom, especially in America where the stall doors don’t go all the way down.

If you can’t, make friends with Poo-Pourri and line the surface of the water with toilet paper so that the sound is minimized and the bathroom doesn’t smell.

[howtosingit]

Brian I have a nice ask day ask if you wish to answer it 💜 can you pick your top 5 Rafa on screen scenes and rank them? impossible question I know. but I believe in you!

Okay the thing is I did want to answer this immediately but it absolutely crippled me with doubt 😂 so I'm just gonna do it quick like ripping off a bandaid so that I can't overthink it anymore. Also not going to rank them because I'll spiral, so you're just getting 5 great ones:

The first interrogation room scene in 2x08 (but also all Carlos and Gabriel scenes this episode). The constant shifts in Carlos as he puts things together and realizes why Gabriel's there, the heartbreak of him thinking he was doing what his father always wanted, only to disappoint him again... at the time, this was the strongest scene LS had it its arsenal (WE STAN AND MISS TONYA KONG FOREVER AND ALWAYS) and it remains one of the best ones. It's so compelling and amazing to get to see the Carlos and Gabriel dynamic on display for the first time. This episode was a game-changer and I'll never shut up about it.

It's probably cheating to say all of his work in 4x18, so if I had to pick a scene from that I would say his talk with Owen where they toast Gabriel. My only problem with it is that it's so short, but Rafa packs every fucking thing he can in there, beat for beat, and it's beautiful. His delivery on "and forget about it?" but also all the lines leading up to that. The man is fucking hollow and crushed and lost and MY GOD RAFAEL. He's so skilled at what he does, knows exactly what he's doing every time. It's sublime.

Fine, another 4x18. Carlos's vows. I'm not gonna explain that one, the man is fucking beautiful and his heart is beautiful and he puts in on display publicly for what was probably the first time in his adult life, and it's stunning.

I love the scene in 3x13 where Carlos meets Cooper. Rafa is such a brilliant comedic actor, he uses every tool at his disposal, he understands his craft so well, how to use his body and face and voice to delivery great work, he's such a standout. I adore him. I could watch that scene for hours. Also, he is really fucking distracting in those clothes.

I'm gonna pick the fire in 2x12. And I'm gonna pick it because honestly the intensity of that scene, the life-or-death stakes, the absolute devastation and destruction of it, they are fully delivered by Rafa's performance. Like, Carlos's fear is what drives the scene, and Rafa's work sells it. And I'm also going to pick it because he's shirtless and so fucking hot. I'm gay, it's true. Have fully never recovered from it. And I'm also going to cheat and say the scene continues into him crying and TK holding him. So, like, obviously a top 5.

I'm sorry I have to include it I know I already picked 5 and I refuse to cut any of them but the 3x04 scene deserves to be in here and I'm mostly talking about the montage scene where TK wakes up and Carlos is forced out of the room and then his mom is there but then he fucking gasps the breath of a dying man who has been saved LIKE HE BASICALLY SAYS NO WORDS BUT MY FUCKING GOD, THE PERFORMANCE so I'm listing it and you can't fucking stop me Lola YOU CAN'T

anyway I just really love an actor who has honed their skills and studied their craft and dedicated themselves to approaching each scene in a fresh and honest way and I'm just really fucking happy to get to watch Rafa do it so thanks for letting me rave about him Lola you're a real one ❤️

[ghost-in-the-stalls]

Currently shitting and it's improving the mood. From debilitating hyperventilation to calm zen breathing in minutes. Wild how that works.

Watched higurashi for 12 hours. Slept for 1 hour. Woke up to have a 2am panic attack.

[citronellea]

My Purse Essentials 4 Fall/Winter

Did anyone ask for this? No, but if I can just help out one person, it's totally worth it ! :3

Lets get to it !

1) Medicine. You never know when you'll need it ! I carry it all in a little My Melody pillbox and refill it when needed.

Advil, Dramamine, and Allegra.

2) Hand/Nail care ! Especially during these colder months, it's important to keep your hands and cuticles hydrated to avoid flaking and sometimes even cracking. It runs in my family :/

Peach scented cuticle oil and hand & cuticle lotion. (The crème shop is the best imo ! and all their products are cute, too!)

Glass nail file. Better than normal nail files and breakage is less likely to occur. I have a Hello Kitty one I got from Miniso for $5 !

3) Self defense. The world is a scary place and unfortunately a girl's gotta defend herself somehow !

Knife from a local store here ! But amazon has lots of affordable options too !

4) Hygiene products ! It's important for me, personally, to always feel clean. If I feel all icky my mood starts getting icky too.

Spare pad, spare panty liner, baby wipes, and hand wipes incase my hands get sticky from food or anything like that.

Bathroom spray ! I got a travel sized poo-pourri spray in the stocking stuffers aisle at Target !

A small pack of Extra gum, just incase I'm out and about and I just ate somethin stinky. I actually recommend the popular TikTok gum thats made with natural minerals that clean your teeth and keep your breath fresh ! I'm saving up for some with my boyfriend , but Ive seen outstanding reviews ! :0

5) Beauty products ! If you're like me, you wear makeup fairly often, even if it's just something as simple as some eyeliner.

e.l.f. jet black liquid eyeliner, just in case mine smudges or starts to fade. this isnt usually an issue in the colder seasons, but it's still good to be prepared !

chapstick and lipgloss ! its extremely important now of all times to keep your lippies hydrated!

KISS nail glue, incase my nails pop off from doing stuff at work lol. I dont go anywhere without this, you wont catch me missing a nail !

6) My wallet and identification, obviously!

BRING YOUR ID EVERYWHERE WITH YOU ! im sure some people are like, elle, thats common sense. but until i was 18 i would forget my ID or not bring it on purpose as I was scared to lose it lmao. do not be like younger me. you never know when you'll need it.

And finally, thats the end of it! I may update this in the future, but I hope this is helpful to anyone ! Thx for reading hehe ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

[bil-daddy]

bildad im on my period (i just got it recently) and im scared of the blood :(

Hey, kid (human, presumably). Sorry you got initiated into this particular club, that nobody particularly wants to be in (I blame @the-almighty-god). Periods suck, even when you're not afraid of blood, but being scared of blood makes it worse.

I know it's easier said than done, but try not thinking of it as blood. Because technically, it's not just blood, it's more than that and it's your body doing what it needs to do to eliminate waste, same as numbers 1&2, which are gross, yeah, but also completely necessary and normal so everyone gets used to it. So you could just think of your period as going number 3.

Can I ask what's scaring you about the blood?

If it's seeing the blood, then maybe keep the lights off/low while you clean up and change pad/tampon/menstrual cup so you don't see the red, and it just looks like chocolate sauce in the dark. Or you could try black period panties, and just toss them into a plastic bag to be laundered when you're done, and maybe you won't see any blood at all.

If it's the smell, wear a mask and/or spray some perfume/febreeze/poo-pourri to cover up the scent.

If it's the texture of blood, wear medical gloves.

There are also birth controls that can stop you having periods, or make it so you have fewer a year. But that's something to discuss with your doctor and your parents (if you just got your period for the first time recently, I'm assuming you're still with your parents).

Or, if you feel up to it, you could try to habituate yourself to the blood and get used to it until you're not afraid anymore. This might happen on it's own, anyway, since your period'll come once a month.

In the meantime, have some midol and a hot waterbottle (platonic)

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for shitting in the upstairs toilet?

And for the record this isn't a big relationship ending fight, just want to have a funnier AITA ask and I'm curious about my sibling fight. But my sister does get pissed at me lol

So, I (23,nb) am home for the holidays and my sister (22) keeps telling me I have to poop downstairs because she hates when the bathroom smells like shit. For context, I think it's funny to share when I have to take a major dump (not every time) because it bothers her (she calls me gross) and my mom (it's not polite) but otherwise there's not anything special about my shitting habits. I leave the bathroom clean, wash my hands, my shit smells no worse than average, no ibs, etc. She also shares the upstairs bathroom with our brother (18) so it's not like she's used to having it to herself.

I refuse to use the downstairs toilet because I'm worried people are judging how long I'm in there?/ listening to me because it's next to the kitchen and living room where people watch TV and I like privacy when I'm doing my business. So I use the upstairs one also it's usually closer since it's near our bedrooms.

More info I can think of: my sister doesn't exclusively shit downstairs but she insists her shit doesn't smell (wrong, I've used the bathroom after her before, also not a big deal everyone poops™️). She also isn't a neat freak, she leaves clothes in the bathroom and hair she's pulled out of the brush all over the floor which is more annoying imo. She doesn't make my brother shit downstairs tho I'm sure she'd prefer it even tho his bathroom etiquette is way worse (he doesn't even flush his shit and leaves toilet paper on the plunger IF he uses it) but I assume it's bc he doesn't announce his shitting habits like I do haha. I'm also the only one who doesn't live at home (out of state college) so both my sister and brother are always sharing a bathroom and not just for the holidays but I do have my own room here. We don't have poo-pourri and I'm not spending $10-15 when I can just shit in MY bathroom and I do crack a window and stuff.

Tldr: AITA for shitting upstairs when it's the closest/what I'm most comfortable with even though my sister doesn't like when the bathroom smells, like it's a bathroom?

What are these acronyms?

[leniisreallycool]

Asmo uses Poo-Pourri I don't make the rules reblog if you agree

[pluralquotebook]

“I think public restrooms should have poo-pourri in all the stalls so you don’t smell like other people’s shit after going to the loo- wait why are we British-”

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[xanadontit]

E used Poo Pourri in his hair instead of his spray gel send help I can’t stop laughing.

[marcholasmoth]

OSRR: 3602

today i went for lunch with my mom and we went to ocean state for a bunch of stuff, none of which im completely convinced we needed. but we got new lawn chairs which are actually camp chairs bc we use them for cookouts and stuff and we need to actually be able to get up out of them with a plate of food and stuff.

we stopped for lemonades and pie and snacks, and it was just as we were leaving walgreens with snacks that the funniest part of the day occurred.

mom handed me her debit card to put back in her purse after paying, so i went to grab her little wallet to put it back, but the purse was so stuffed by something it was hard to deal with and honestly hard to get into at all - the bag is kind of big, so the fact that it felt so cramped was really weird. so i find the offending pocket, and i seek out what's making it make the bag feel so goddamn cramped. i reach in and i find a spray can of poo pourri or whatever it's called, and for a moment i thought i found the issue, but the pocket was still too stuffed of something for that single can to make a difference like this. so i stick my hand further into the pocket, and i come across something smooth, which is squishy and vaguely squelchy. which is a weird thing to have in a pocket that usually has makeup in it, and for a moment i thought it could've been one of those blender sponges for foundation, but my mom doesn't use those. so i grab the thing and pull it out.

it's a significantly over-ripened banana.

holding it up, i look at my mom and say, "care to explain this?" mom looked a little confused, and cashier was completely unfazed. definitely not the weirdest thing someone has pulled from their purse in that store.

when we get to the car she explains that last wednesday she'd grabbed a banana to eat for breakfast and put it in her purse as she went to the grocery store. she promptly forgot about it. she went grocery shopping, and she kept thinking about bananas. she went to dunks after, and put her bagel in the purse and ate the donut. since she kept thinking about bananas, she figured it was because she wanted to get some banana nut muffins, so she went back to the grocery store to get some.

she later remembered the bagel, but she's been thinking about bananas since wednesday. she's also been thinking her purse smelled like bananas, but she figured that was because she was thinking about bananas. but no. there was in fact a banana in her purse.

just before she explains this, she reaches into the bag of things we just got and pulls something out to give to me.

it's a squishmallow. a banana squishmallow.

her name is junie, and the combination of events which led to our walgreens trip having a net-zero sum of bananas was the funniest thing i could've imagined happening today.

anyway. after that, we came home and watched the flash until i made dinner and then we watched some more until about 10pm.

joel texted me today asking what i was up to. i said i was watching tv, and i asked him what was up. he said "not much," and that was about it. i'm sure he was doing something; he's always doing something. he has so many projects running at once that it's a wonder he has any time and creativity left for anything else.

but now it's almost 00:40 and i have a headache and i am so tired.

[francoisl-artblog]

Les aventures d'Agent Pourri sont comme lui. C'est à dire pourri. __ Translation : Gag 1: Do you know who Agent Pourri is ? No ? Well, that's good, actually. He's supposed to be a secret agent, what a shame If you knew him, he'd be bad at his job. He's that one guy the increase the price of breads and no ones see him. He succeed in many field, and is has many remarkable skills. "I'm the one who made the minister tripped !" He got every James Bond movie in Blue ray DVD, being a huge fan of every bad ass action scene. Sadly for him, there's no such thing as a "Pourrie-Girl". He also can play kazoo, but nobody cares. Gag 2: Agent Pourri's identity is so secret that on his identity cards, it just says "Agent Pourri." On mission, he is also known as "Agent Quadruple Zero". But his mom calls him "My little Poo-Poo". __ Comic made by me.

[best-phan-video-poll]

Round 2, wave 12

[chouncazzodicasino]

E nella tua di borsa cosa c'è?

Occhiali da sole, portafoglio, fazzoletti, astuccio con medicine base (cortisone, okitask, vertiserc, antistaminico, imodium e collirio), due rossetti mat no transfer, burro di cacao, penna con ponpon, agenda, blocco appunti, un pennello piccolo tondo da pittura, caricabatterie cellulare, chiavi di casa, chiavi del negozio, chiavi di casa di mia madre, igienizzante, mascherina, portabigliettini da visita con bigliettini da visita, liquirizie, iqos, "poo-pourri" da borsetta finito che non ho il coraggio di abbandonare, profumo da borsa, assorbenti, auricolari che chissà se funzionano e un metro allogibile.

[remzvv]

haul <3

{ STAPLES }

6 x 9 bubble mailer $5.99

5 x 9 bubble mailer $5.99

star sticky notes $4.19

one touch stapler $7

premium staples $4.99

scotch tape $8.39

roller date stamp $3.79

purple iridescent washi tape $2.99

pink iridescent washi tape $2.99

{ BED, BATH & BEYOND }

feeling smitten vanilla donut whipped sugar scrub $10

poo-pourri on the go kit $9.99

sun bum tinted lip spf in bonfire $5.99

{ ULTA }

anastasia glow kit $40

better than sex waterproof mascara $28

truly mary jane glow serum $30

truly pineapple haze glossy lip butter $16

clinique almost lipstick in black honey $22

too faced hangover pillow lip balm in banana kiss $26

billie eilish eilish perfume 1.7oz $58

⭐️ TOTAL: $262.80 ⭐️

[padawansuggest]

Decided to get one of those poo pourri things cause I’ve always wanted to try them. Have had it two whole days and I already have to throw it out cause the mint (I think at least, I’m very allergic to mint) is so bad that I’m breathing it in and I’ve been waking up for two days now unable to breathe cause my nose is so clogged and end up spending 20 minutes trying to get it unclogged. Angy cause like. It seemed like a good idea. But. No. Mint evil. Very evil. I wish the humans would stop liking mint. It’s so many pain.

[ask-val]

do you know what Poo-Pourri is and do you use it

"No idea what that is."