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ghosts-and-blue-sweaters · 6 months ago

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@snekkyfics

phil being a menace in the turtle village + technos fond exasperation :)

#Phil is CHAOTIC #he’s such a guy #c!emduo are so !!!#Dream SMP #DSMP clips #emerald duo #language warning #this made me smile :)#tagged

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simplepotatofarmer · 13 days ago

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c!techno is actually the most trustworthy character on the dream smp and i'll die on that hill.

you could leave him with your items and your pets and it'd be fine.

#loyal talks about stuff and things #technoblade #dsmp #c!phil..... i'm like 90% he's trustworthy but he's also chaotic enough i would worry about my pets #i remember the village......#c!dream i would absolutely trust with my stuff and probably nothing else

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gremlinshatephilosophers · 14 days ago

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“Don’t let discourse get in the way of winning a good poll”

#chaotic Phil reblogging #rpf tourney #dan and phil #dnp #phan #dan howell #phil lester

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thebellzjon · 7 months ago

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"daddy wants a bit more simmy?" will forever be the funniest fucking thing that dan has asked phil. never in my ten years has a line so funny yet so casually has been dropped in their videos. its so fucking funny.

#dnp #dnpgames #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #i love dnp so much #the season 2 has been so chaotic im so glad were back #i didnt realize how much i needed dnp sims in my life again #dan and phil games #danandphilgames #dil howlter

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reunitedinterlude · 2 months ago

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celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [8/15]

(some) wild moments through the years

#tfw when there's like a million wild moments i could've chosen but i had to cut it down to like 20 something 😪#and couldn't decide between cute-wild or chaotic-wild so there's both 👍#also any parallels are purely accidental sjdfs like putting editing tips next to gtpwtw yoga is. yeah #dan and phil #phan #amazingphil #phil lester #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dpgdaily #dnp gifs #my gifs #compilation #15yearsofdnpgifs #dnp tweets

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royalarchivist · 2 years ago

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Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -

Phil: Oh yes, please.

Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.

Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.

Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?

Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.

Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.

Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.

Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.

#Luzu #Philza #QSMP #Wilbur #Wilbur Soot #Phil #Everyone: Omg Luzu and Wilbur are gonna get along so well!#Me: Nah Wilbur's gonna assume Luzu's a nice harmless guy and he won't realize Luzu's actuall a Chaotic Bastard #Everyone: No that wont happen!#Today: *this happens*#Me: *stares directly at the camera*#There's a reason Luzu and Quackity are such good friends they're both the same flavor of kind but chaotic bastards #though Quackity is an UNHINGED chaotic bastard #Luzu and Phil's conversation was the best thing that happened today IMO #<-- is incredibly biased #FOR REAL THOUGH IF YOU DONT KNOW LUZU ALREADY YOU'LL LOVE HIM YOU'LL LOVE HIM SO MUCH #His lore is frickin INCREDIBLE and he's also just a sweet dude #and a bastard but a fun one #anyways for context: Wilbur told Luzu to teach his friends a ''silly British saying'' that was basically gloop gloop or whatever #(OK LAST CLIP FOR REAL more tomorrow)

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bitchslapblastoids · 5 months ago

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Never change king of word choice

I look like someone that you’d buy drugs from at a Walmart carpark in Florida

I look like a passaround party bottom in Miami

#Phil’s enthusiastic ‘yes!’ is soooo funny #the fact that both of these examples are in Florida lol #send the bitch to Florida to live his most chaotic life #also if anyone can find the clip where he says something about looking like a twink at a circuit party #it’s from a recent vid i swear but i simply cannot find it #maybe it was a livestream moment?#dan and Phil #dan Howell #phil Lester #danhumor

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deadandphilgames · 7 months ago

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remember to put a camera battery out tonight for dapg stream eve

#if it’s not chaotic is it even a real live stream #but still. let’s not watch a black screen for 30 minutes again <3 #dnp #dan and phil #phan

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momhowell · 8 months ago

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rewatching this dystopia daily and it's making me think about how eldest daughter-coded this comment from dan was🙃

#as an eldest daughter of a “chaotic” mother...yeah...gives me flashbacks to the time in 2nd grade when I had to send my mom and my sister to #dnp #daniel howell #dan and phil #phan #< for the fandometrics

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wildgorgeousthing · 5 months ago

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average dnp interaction

#kicking my hair and twirling my feet #this vid is so chaotic help #dnp #dan and phil #phil lester #dan howell #danandphilgames #dnpgames #amazingphil #phan #phandom #dnpg #dapg

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jae-birde · 4 months ago

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(Please click for better quality)

Mumbo Jumbo joining Tommyinnit's Minecraft server was not on my 2024 bingo card, but I enjoyed it so much nonetheless!

(Not pictured is Mumbo's immense and hilarious embarrassment over trying to craft a pickaxe with planks instead of sticks)

#this was such a fun video #it was so chaotic i loved it #and phil and mumbo getting along so well was not something i expected #but enjoyed greatly #and schlatt's inexplicable beef with welsknight was SO funny too #this was really fun to work on #phil especially was really fun to draw #tommyinnit's minecraft server #tommyinnit server ep 5 #tommyinnit #philza #mumbo jumbo #jae's art #tommyinnit's minecraft server fanart #(idfk what to tag it #tommy won't decide on an actual name for the server)

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chaotichyperfixations · 3 months ago

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ANOTHER PIZZATOBER DAY DONE!!! BITTER PEPPINO!!!

I felt this deserved to only be flats. Its funny like that

#chaotic art #pizza tower #pizzatober2024 #pizzatober day 2 #peppino spaghetti #theodore noise #the noise #phil pepperman #pepperman #the vigilante pizza tower #gustavo pizza tower

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wizzzaaard · 10 months ago

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credit: @/servantofacat aka certified creature on twitter

phannie discord made a dan alignment chart… how do we feel lads…

#dan howell #daniel howell #dnp #dan and phil #dnpgames #dan and phil games #phannie #alignment chart #chaotic evil #chaotic good #im personally not in full agreement w some of these but i respect the consensus

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gremlinshatephilosophers · 11 days ago

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“Do you think if we had periods we’d be on at the same time?”

Why is that such a Phil question

#Dan you said no tweets so I’m posting this on tumblr #wtf are yall doing in this video #it’s so chaotic #dan and phil #dnp #phan #dan howell #phil lester

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evermorepeyton · 3 months ago

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this isn’t dan’s fault phil falling off the stage was always going to happen, the way they keep begging for something to go wrong, they manifest they attract

#they keep saying omg we’re so chaotic well here’s your chaos hunnies<3 #also whenever people make the same joke over and over i just stop finding it funny so no how could this be dan’s fault?#there should be a limit for how many people make the Same joke so that i don’t get unreasonably annoyed #at least i know it’s unreasonable at least i admit im a h8er #well it depends how funny is the joke you know #dan and phil #phan #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #daniel howell #dnp tit #d&p #dip and pip #amazingphil #dnptit #not a spoiler i dont think #this does Not happen every show

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hero-i-am-not · 4 months ago

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Clint: Soooo

Phil: What is it, Barton?

Clint: Nothing! I brought you coffee!!

Phil, pinching his nose: Clint.

Clint: …

Phil, waiting: …

Clint: ImSorryIDidntMeanToShootIt

Phil, taking a bracing gulp of coffee: How much damage?

Clint, hiding: $20 million

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