#DSMP clips

[call-me-apple]

Technoblade: "People are always like 'why does everyone on the server bully TommyInnit?' and then you like look at their first interaction and Tommy's, like, mugging them."

Technoblade: "Every TommyInnit arc is 'oh no not the consequences of my own actions, no'. Who would've thought recklessly provoking the entire server would lead to consequences? Who could've seen this coming?"

Technoblade: "I thought burning down your house would be funny, you can't- it's just a prank. You can't be mad."

Ranboo: "In my defense your honor, it was funny."

Technoblade: "It was HILARIOUS."

Tommy: "Me burning down George's house really led to quite a lot, didn't. Now that I think about it."

Technoblade: "Yeah that really didn't pan out for you."

Tommy: "Yeah, that actually- the reason there's a huge crater over there is just cuz one day I was sat having my pre-stream poo and went 'WHAT do we do that's funny and cool today?'

Ranboo: "Let's have the new guy burn down a house."

[clingy-10000iq-moments]

Big Law's secret lawyer trick

[metfell]

[transcript:

Ranboo: did you- did you like, have something planned for this area?

Quackity, exasperated: yes! i did! and i told this to you guys... a few hours ago!

Ranboo: w-well yeah, but that was because- that was like, when we had already like- like okay. so like, let's say right... that you wanted like a piece of pizza, but you never said anything about how you wanted that piece of pizza, but then someone else got to the pizza first-

Quackity, cutting them off: goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Ranboo. i- i- i- listen. listen. it's really simple. it's really simple i had one request. i had one request-

transcript ends.]

behold my favorite quackity and ranboo clip of all time, this sends me into literal hysterics

[q-nihachu]

Date: September 23, 2020

Niki: I don't know who to trust anymore. Wilbur and Tommy and Techno are gone, and I understand that they can't take me in right now. That is fine. I will stay strong for them.

But I trusted Fundy so much. I trusted Fundy so much. Fundy and I—he was my running mate! I was his running mate! I would have been his vice president, if we would've been picked. I thought he would bring peace to this nation and make everyone happy. I thought we had the same intentions, but apparently we don't!

(Quietly) Apparently we don't.

(Tearfully) He burned my flag. He burned my flag, just to build it up in a disgusting color, for Schlatt, and for power. All of that for power? He betrayed his own son* for power?

And then there's Schlatt, and Quackity. Quackity—he saved me from jail. He helped me escape. But then he helped tearing down the walls of L'manberg. Our walls. The walls that we built!

And Tubbo. I don't know if I can trust Tubbo. I thought I could trust him. I thought he wants to be a spy on the inside. But he's wearing his suit! He's wearing Schlatt's suit! His suit!

I want to help him. I want to help him with the archives. Because even if I'm not their side, we need archives. We need to show the people in the future what is going on here! (Crying) But I don't know who to trust anymore.

TTS: You should help Tommy or someone burn the flag.

Niki: I can't go back right now. I can't go back to L'manberg right now. I don't know how it's looking down there, and I don't want to! I am not strong enough! I've seen—I have seen our entire nation burned to the ground. I've seen our walls get destroyed, and our names get changed! Our names! They took names, our identities! (Quietly) They took our identities.

*Note: She means "father," referring to Wilbur, here.

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It's INSANE to me that this isn't one of the most famous monologues from the DSMP. The way she gets so deeply into character, reacting to the TTS messages as if they're her own conflicting thoughts! The way she looks desperately and longingly at what used to be her country! She's alone, after the destruction of L'manberg. Isn't she crying out with the feelings of every one of us? And in her third language!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Wilbur: okay. If anyone asks what are we- what are we, if people ask? What are we?

Tommy, after a pause: gentlemen.

Wilbur: mm-hm. Who… live in a caravan.

Tommy, reading the sign and laughing: camarvan!

Wilbur: come in :)

[tjodity]

c!Tommy having thoughts and feelings about c!Tubbo's Presidential Suit for Two Minutes

(TW for brief appearances of Wilbur Soot.)

(Transcript below cut.)

(Clip 1 Begins. It's Tubbo's POV of Jschlatt's Funeral. Tubbo sits in the front pew as Badboyhalo prepares at the altar. Tommy runs in circles around the pews. Tubbo rejoins the game with his Presidential skin with the jacket disabled.)

TUBBO (laughing): Did you-Did you really just say "Bow House"?

TOMMY: Jesus...BOW HOUSE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE-oh you look classy Tubbo.

TUBBO: Thank you.

(Clip 1 ends.)

(Clip 2 begins. The clip is from the same stream, still at the funeral. Everyone is in similar positions aside from Tommy, who has seated himself beside Tubbo.)

BAD: Is everybody here? Would everybody please put on formal attire? Tubbo, that's a very nice suit, I like it.

TUBBO: Thank you! Wilbur made it for me!

BAD: It's very nice.

SAM: You didn't say anything about my suit!

BAD: Your's is very good to, Awesamdude. Wait, Awesam, you're just wearing armor-

(Tommy turns to look at Tubbo. The text "Proceeds to stare at Tubbo" appears in yellow at the bottom of the screen in asterisks. Tommy looks at Tubbo uninterrupted for the rest of the clip while Tubbo watches Quackity and Badboyhalo get into an altercation on the altar. At one point Tommy removes his helmet. Tubbo eventually notices his staring and turns to look at him.)

TUBBO (quietly, laughing): Why are you looking at me like that, Tommy?

TOMMY: I'm not.

TUBBO: Okay. (Turning his attention back to the altar) Oh my God, start the Goddamn funeral!

BAD: Okay, alright, everybody, uh-

(Clip 2 ends.)

(Clip 3 begins. It's a clip from Tommy's perspective as he walks off of the Prime Path and into the hills surrounding New L'Manberg. Tubbo and Ghostbur are walking ahead of him. Tubbo is in his Presidential skin and Tommy is wearing his Suit skin.)

TOMMY: Wait can you guys slow down? I'm- Hey Tubbo let's take off our fancy dresses now.

(White text saying "Why does he call them that" briefly appears on the bottom of the screen as Tommy removes his suit.)

TUBBO: Uh- Mine's on twenty-four seven, glued.

TOMMY: Oh. That's...

GHOSTBUR: No, you can take it off, it's just a white shirt under.

TUBBO: Oh, really?

(Tubbo begins taking off his suit jacket while Tommy turns to face him.)

TOMMY: Hey Tubbo that's, you know what that is-(Gasps) OH my God! You look..classy. The tie's still there, though.

TUBBO (overlapping): Thank you! I feel classy. I quite like the tie.

(Clip 3 ends.)

(Clip 4 begins. The clip is from Tubbo's perspective. Tommy is leading him from the Prime Path towards the bench.)

TOMMY: Um...Do you wanna sit down on the...

TUBBO: I would quite like to sit down on the bench.

(They sit.)

TOMMY: It's been-...You're well dressed.

TUBBO: Thank you, you're looking good yourself.

TOMMY: Oh....It's been uhm-

(TUBBO removes his jacket.)

TOMMY: Listen, I know-Oh, you've taken it off.

TUBBO: Yeah.

(Clip 4 ends.)

[simplepotatofarmer]

Hallo random question but you mentioned George saying to Dream 'Your Technoblade' and it made me insane (ofc) so I wanted to know which stream it's from?

it's this moment right here!

actually the whole thing is really wild to me from the 'your stupid technoblade' to the very distressed 'you're hitting him!' because none of this is real, right? it's just c!george's impression or idea of reality so you really gotta stop and think: what gave him this impression and why does he believe this, subconsciously, this is how they'd act?

and honestly, given what we see in c!quackity's visit in the prison with c!techno and c!dream, the 'you're hitting him' isn't far off from reality! dream was distressed and attempting to defend techno from quackity.

i don't know, this genuinely haunts me because it's such an interesting look into how other people view c!rivals duo.

[bleue-flora]

its considered lore cuz its on the smp

Oh well in that case…

LORE:

LORE:

LORE:

LORE:

LORE:

Should I keep going?… those are just things I got on hand… we can play this game all day…

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

purpled more like oranged

[theminecraftbox]

Sam cannot resist a last bit of prison rp

[call-me-apple]

Here's a compilation of notable c!Dream & c!Eret interactions from Eret's recently uploaded VOD of the Final Control Room + a bit of Eret's monologuing once the war fully ends and they're on their own. Note that the clips were chosen based on what I personally found interesting, so some parts of the conversations that I thought were repetitive or lacked substance got cut. You can find them in the full VOD.

Transcription below the cut:

Eret: "Down with the revolution boys! It was never meant to be." [Members of L'Manburg ask how Eret could betray them. Eret leaves their VC to join Dream Team's] Eret: "Hello there." Dream: “YEEES LET’S GOO!!” Punz: “Oh my God.” Dream: “Eret is now our- our- our king.” Dream & Eret: *laugh gleefully* Dream: “Wha- how did they react? I didn’t have their stream pulled up.” Eret: “They were so devastated.” Dream: *laughs gleefully* “LET’S GOOOO! That was EPIC. They did not see it coming in any way whatsoever.” Eret: “No-” Dream: “There are no traitors in war, it does not-”  *laughs* Eret: “You guys- you guys offered me land, you guys offered me resources. We were- we were against a force we could not fight, I truly just saw the brighter way.” Dream: *cackles* “So you have as much land as you want to expand upon your- expand upon your castle.” Sapnap: “Do we go to their land now?” Dream: “No. Don’t- don’t go in their land. Um. Just take the good stuff, let’s go hide it. They can’t see-” Eret: “No mercy.” Dream: “How do you feel? How do you feel?” Eret: “Oh, I’m shaking a little bit, not gonna lie!” Dream and Eret: *both laugh* Dream: “Do you feel bad?” Eret: “Not a bit.” Dream and Eret: *both laugh*

[big cut during which L'Manburg got blown up, Dream dueled Tommy and exchanged Tommy's discs for independence]

Dream: “We have gathered here today. We have won in every way possible. I don’t think there is a single thing that we have lost. They may be delusional and think that they now have this land, but I told them that, er it- we’re still considering them a part of the Dream Team SMP. So, basically they’ve won nothing, and we won everything, and now everybody gets to keep everything they have. I don’t think anybody used the God apples we got, so you guys get an extra God apple *laughs* than you had. And, basically, we won in every way! We got their town in ruins. They may rebuild, but we will remember this day, this is- this is the day of reckoning.” Eret: “The day of victory.” Dream: “The day of victory. And Eret is the- is the king. And that is all that matters. And the funny thing is: they would have done the same thing, they just- they just weren’t smart enough to.” Eret: *chuckles*

Dream: “How do you guys feel?” Sapnap: “Feel good.” Eret: “Feel good.” George: “Feel splendid.” Eret: “Magnificent even.” Dream & Eret: *chuckle* [Dream points out that Punz is muted] Punz: “I feel amazing. Eret can build in peace now.” Dream: “Exactly. Now Eret can keep expanding his castle instead of— instead of a small piece of land.” Eret: “Yeah, it’s like… they say ‘what have you done for us?’ I got them all their armor, I built this castle, I did— *laughing* I did most of the stuff.” Dream: “You like did basically everything!” Eret: “Yeah!” Dream & Eret: *both laugh* Dream: “You did basically everything, that’s why you knew you would lose cuz once you did everything you were like… ‘well, okay, I mean—’” Eret: “I’ve done everything.” Dream: “Everything I’ve done is not enough to win, and I’ve done basically everything.” Eret: “Yeah, so I did everything, I was like ‘welp’” *laughs* “We’re gonna lose, I’m gonna— I’m gonna dip.” *laughs* Dream: *laughs* “That is great. That is great. Me and Eret, we’ve been friends, we’ve been allies, so we would never- even when he originally switched sides, I had a feeling that he would come back around because-” Eret: “Yeah.” Dream: “-we’ve been allies from the beginning.” Eret: “Yeah.” Dream: “And plus I’ve said he can build wherever he wants and he’s like ‘ah that’s a good point, actually, I like building’.”

Dream: “Tommy, Tommy- I have Tommy’s discs now, so… That’s good, I lost them in the Disc War, so. We’ve actually won two wars today, cuz we won the war, and then the other war which I technically lost, I have… the only thing I lost in that war.”

[big cut during which Dream talks to Wilbur]

[Dream talks about how the Final Control Room was great for people’s content] Dream: “I’m sure they’ll have a play-grudge with you for a while.” *laughs* Eret: “Yeah, probably. There are people in my chat who are legitimately upset with me.” Dream and Eret: *both laugh* Dream: “Oh, I’m sure they are. Well, it’s war.” Eret: “It is war.” Dream: “There’ll always be people that are upset in war.” Eret: “All is fair in love and more.” Dream: “No mercy. Exactly. All is fair in love and war. There’s a lotta love and a lotta war involved. Exactly. And- and, it’s just that… friendship prevailed and that’s all that matters.” Eret: “Yeah, exactly.” [...] Dream: “That was- that was crazy. That’s- that’s how- you gotta be a good showman. When I came to you with that idea, I was like it’s gonna be such a good- it’s just showmanship. You have to have- you have to have good showmanship to be-” Eret: “Otherwise- otherwise what? We end up in a cold war for ages? Fight until the world ends?” Dream: “No, exactly” Eret: ”No, we have a definitive ending now, so… At least you’d hope so.” Dream: “I’m sure they’ll come back-” Eret: “Yeah.” Dream: “-and then they’ll get, like, super stacked and then they’ll be like ‘alright, let’s fight them now’.” Eret and Dream: *both laugh*

[part of Dream and Eret's conversation is cut because it was mostly them being hyped about FCR all over again el o el]

Eret: *exhales* "Take my place as king of the Dream SMP. KING Eret, boys. KING Eret! I am KING of Dream SMP! No one can stop me!" *runs into closed gate* "Maybe this fence can..." *opens gate* "Okay, no one can stop me!" *laughs gleefully* "Look at my castle. Everyone knew, everyone should've known that I was king of this land from the start. EVERYONE should've known. No one saw it coming. NO ONE saw it coming." [cut to Eret sitting on the throne] Eret: "We rule over this land. We win! This is VICTORY, boys. Victory! This is what victory looks like." Eret, reading chat: "'A king without friends is nothing'. I have friends. My friends are Dream, Sapnap, George, Punz. I'm friends with all of them. They promised me victory, they promised me friendship. They didn't promise me friendship, we were friends before. King Eret!

[clingy-10000iq-moments]

tommys bucket clutch off of the stairway to heaven

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Ghostbur: but I only have good memories with Technoblade :(

Tommy: aw, okay. Well I’ll give you some bad ones.

Ghostbur: wh- there are no bad memories with Technoblade.

Tommy: oh, I reckon there are.

Ghostbur, after a pause: no? Technoblade, we’ve only had good times together, right?

Techno: only good times. We were bros, man.

Ghostbur, overlapping: yeah!

Ghostbur: exactly!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

@snekkyfics

phil being a menace in the turtle village + technos fond exasperation :)

[simplepotatofarmer]

underrated moment from the 'it's turtle time' stream is when tubbo dies practicing his trident and techno is like 'dream is so big brain i was trying to kill the government myself and he was just like here kids have some fun toys' and phil likens it to sticking a fork in the electrical outlet and it's the funniest thing. [clip here]