#danhumor
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bitchslapblastoids · 23 hours ago
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a favorite dan moment ever
Things I love about this video:
The thought of Dan working hard to learn the dance in the first place (with the objective being to do it on stage, no less!) but it’s too fast :(
Phil’s “and how did that go?” spoken like a man who has been an audience of one and knows exactly how that went
Phil scooting his chair back and going straight into drake and nicki lap dance recipient positioning (closes legs right back up when sliding his chair back in)
Phil looking back and forth between camera monitor and Dan, he can’t help but laugh but also looks stunned, similar reaction to some of his sister daniel responses
Dan saying “Flash the puss”
bare feet in the air legs WIDE hands holding his own thighs up
Crazed energy - “couldadoneit, couldadoneit” looking winded and energized
“Ads Limitussied” why do I find him so fucking funny
Additional fun fact about my brain: I picture Dan doing the ‘pound, pound, pound, flash the puss’ bit every time I hear the end of the super graphic ultra modern girl bridge when she goes, ‘flash the camera flash the camera flash the camera you’re a star’
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bitchslapblastoids · 2 months ago
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wait i’m sorry in the context of this question, “putting chemicals in the water that are turning the gays frog” is one of the funniest things daniel howell has ever said. iron clad joke there, king
Gay frogs
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sacred-poet-blog · 13 years ago
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Aquele momento que sua professora te pede pra ler em voz alta...
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bitchslapblastoids · 6 months ago
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“Daniel Howell breeding kink?”
“Name an animal. Name a woman. Cmon Dan.”
a simply extraordinary half minute here…
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bitchslapblastoids · 6 months ago
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unfortunately i do need you all to watch this 2 minute clip of dan talking about showering facing frontwards vs facing backwards which is also him talking about fucking which is also once again Daniel Howell Sharing Too Much About His Sex Life
Instagram Live - October 7, 2022
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bitchslapblastoids · 3 months ago
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dan please this is so funny
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bitchslapblastoids · 6 months ago
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Never change king of word choice
I look like someone that you’d buy drugs from at a Walmart carpark in Florida
I look like a passaround party bottom in Miami
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bitchslapblastoids · 6 months ago
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“Oh my god, Dan for president.” - phil lester after dan became an angry dragon muppet over gendered chairs
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bitchslapblastoids · 4 months ago
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Immaculate comedic timing. Immaculate pacing. The eye twitch, the pause to search for the right words, the look to the side as if he’s being held up at gunpoint. 👏👏👏
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bitchslapblastoids · 1 month ago
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i am the clone anon and i just scrolled through your whole danhumor tag and… i love that man so much. (ps thank you for helping me find it!! i was going crazy. i never would have guessed it was from the second fashion video)
ah!!! danhumor!! My forlorn and forgotten tag!! But yeah I love him sooooooo much he’s my funniest man on earth I know he is not the funniest man on earth but he’s the funniest man on earth in my universe I know that you understand
And yw!! The way he says that phrase lives rent free in my brain
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sacred-poet-blog · 13 years ago
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"Odeio ir ao shopping fazer compras"
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sacred-poet-blog · 13 years ago
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