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bitchslapblastoids · 5 months ago
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“Daniel Howell breeding kink?”
“Name an animal. Name a woman. Cmon Dan.”
a simply extraordinary half minute here…
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bitchslapblastoids · 9 days ago
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wait i’m sorry in the context of this question, “putting chemicals in the water that are turning the gays frog” is one of the funniest things daniel howell has ever said. iron clad joke there, king
Gay frogs
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sacred-poet-blog · 13 years ago
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Aquele momento que sua professora te pede pra ler em voz alta...
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bitchslapblastoids · 5 months ago
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unfortunately i do need you all to watch this 2 minute clip of dan talking about showering facing frontwards vs facing backwards which is also him talking about fucking which is also once again Daniel Howell Sharing Too Much About His Sex Life
Instagram Live - October 7, 2022
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bitchslapblastoids · 1 month ago
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dan please this is so funny
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bitchslapblastoids · 4 months ago
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Never change king of word choice
I look like someone that you’d buy drugs from at a Walmart carpark in Florida
I look like a passaround party bottom in Miami
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bitchslapblastoids · 4 months ago
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“Oh my god, Dan for president.” - phil lester after dan became an angry dragon muppet over gendered chairs
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bitchslapblastoids · 3 months ago
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Immaculate comedic timing. Immaculate pacing. The eye twitch, the pause to search for the right words, the look to the side as if he’s being held up at gunpoint. 👏👏👏
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sacred-poet-blog · 13 years ago
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"Odeio ir ao shopping fazer compras"
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sacred-poet-blog · 13 years ago
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