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“Daniel Howell breeding kink?”
“Name an animal. Name a woman. Cmon Dan.”
a simply extraordinary half minute here…
#many gems from these wad insta liveshows#the shit he just reads out#dan howell#daniel howell#Dan and phil#danhumor
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wait i’m sorry in the context of this question, “putting chemicals in the water that are turning the gays frog” is one of the funniest things daniel howell has ever said. iron clad joke there, king
Gay frogs
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Aquele momento que sua professora te pede pra ler em voz alta...
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unfortunately i do need you all to watch this 2 minute clip of dan talking about showering facing frontwards vs facing backwards which is also him talking about fucking which is also once again Daniel Howell Sharing Too Much About His Sex Life
Instagram Live - October 7, 2022
#danisnotabottom#also this whole live is so fucking funny#at one point he's FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE with three fans he invited in who are fully just Giving Him Nothing to work with#except for the scooby doo lore that one fan starts going DEEP INTO out of the blue and it's iconic#moth makes an appearance but their connection is shitty#it's just generally a hilarious time#dan howell#dan and phil#danhumor
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dan please this is so funny
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Never change king of word choice
I look like someone that you’d buy drugs from at a Walmart carpark in Florida
I look like a passaround party bottom in Miami
#Phil’s enthusiastic ‘yes!’ is soooo funny#the fact that both of these examples are in Florida lol#send the bitch to Florida to live his most chaotic life#also if anyone can find the clip where he says something about looking like a twink at a circuit party#it’s from a recent vid i swear but i simply cannot find it#maybe it was a livestream moment?#dan and Phil#dan Howell#phil Lester#danhumor
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“Oh my god, Dan for president.” - phil lester after dan became an angry dragon muppet over gendered chairs
#hey I love you have I mentioned I love you#become a weird dragon muppet about gender roles more often#sorry if my captioning is a nightmare I am Struggling But Trying#phan#dan howell#phil lester#Dan and phil#danhumor
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Immaculate comedic timing. Immaculate pacing. The eye twitch, the pause to search for the right words, the look to the side as if he’s being held up at gunpoint. 👏👏👏
#idk what it is about this clip but it’s lodged into my mind I’ve watched it like a thousand times#I just love this specific comedic move he does sometimes - the pause and like halting start to saying something#that makes it clear it isn’t something he wants to say and kind of leans into that#wow explaining humor is hard lol#I just fucking looooooove him#danhumor#Dan Howell
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