#Pay your taxes kids

[ask-the-usa-manor]

Dear United States of America

This is from the Internal Revenue Service.

You are being audited for your income tax returns.

Failure to comply with this will result in arrest by the IRS and you shall be charged with Income Tax Evasion. This applies for all states and territories,Federal District and all other bodies of the Federal Government. You as the personification of The United States of America will be audited as well.

We shall arrive on your doorstep tomorrow morning and expect the Income Tax Returns filed and prepared for us. Again,failure to comply results in Income Tax Evasion arrest.

FBI,SWAT,and other law enforcement agencies are aware of the situation regarding your abilities and the states abilities. Warrants have been issued incase of the situation that you do not comply. If this does occur,you,along with your entire family will be arrested and charged with Income Tax Evasion and be scheduled for a court appearance later this year.

You have 24 hours as of this note being delivered to you.

America, clenching the paper by the end of it, sharply inhaled, “…Shiiiiiiiiii…”

“You’ve been evading your taxes?” Virginia asked in disbelief, “…Why? You’re the country. The money goes back to you.”

“I swear, I thought I did!” America promised, “I guess it must’ve slipped my mind…”

“…Your taxes slipped your—”

“Look at me, look at me… Does that really surprise either of us?”

“…IRS’s going to strangle you.”

“He absolutely is.”

[martlet-of-snowdin]

Please pay your taxes or i'll have to cut the Royal Guard and Royal Scientist funds.

[scarycranegame]

people who post about "i'm not proship or antiship, i pay taxes" have the same energy as people who joke that their pronouns are "nor/mal": they aren't funny or interesting and they're inadvertently enabling fascist & bigoted behavior

[clownhonkbonk]

hi rqg people i am once again late to the party

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.

Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !

Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.

Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean

Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair

[goatyuuji]

HE THINKS HE IS ON THE TEAM LMFAOOO

[tittyinfinity]

when you're disabled, being financially abused by your parents never ends

[lucianinsanity]

STEAM I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[ratatatastic]

[cyberneticdryad]

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[metanarrates]

do u guys remember how some teachers would get mad and attempt to enact mini dictatorships in their classroom if kids made fun of them. which only made the kids make fun of them more. now that im an adult I see that as even more of a fucking L dude you're like 30 and the kid laughing at you is 16 max? you're twice that kid's age you can cope

[arcaneyouth]

god i fucking hope this rover thing pays off.

[falloutboy-on-boy]

Kids on tiktok are a different breed I commented on a video about how incoming high school freshman were born in 2009 saying my cat is older than them and almost all the replies to my comment are kids telling me my cat is dying (she's not) and saying they hope she dies and they've gotten so heated about it that they've made it the top comment on that fucking video

[stumblngrumbl]

from an earlier conversation

[rudeflower]

Really up until my freshman year of college I earnestly thought I'd be career professional writer

Which I'm not and an lowecase fine with

In 2022 I had a main job and 3 side jobs

While I was overwhelming the low-moderate income tax clinic with it all they asked me to describe 2 of the side jobs in detail because they're weird

And finally the person was like "I'm just going to say these are both writing jobs"

And I was like "you're going to tell the government I'm a professional writer?"

And this woman was like girl we've been here an hour and a half and you're not even paying me "yeah technically???? Anyway!!!"

I left there on such a high!!

[windfighter]

Sometimes I'll say that the best part about being an adult is that you can have icecream for breakfast if you want to and there's always these idiots going "oh but I'm lactose intolerant" (there's icecream without lactose) or "Icecream is unhealthy" (please go outside and touch grass instead of reading bad diet-posts)

And like... it's not actually about the icecream. It's about the want to. Because as kids we dream of becoming adults. Adults make the rules. They get to decide what you do. And they tell us "When you're an adult you can *insert x*"

And then we become adults

but somewhere along the way we forgot why we wanted to get there. We only see the taxes we need to pay, the bills we need to pay, the floors we need to clean.

Instead of making the rules like we dreamed of, we just uphold the rules our caretakers gave to us when we were kids.

And that's why the best part about being an adult is that if I want to have icecream for breakfast

I can

And kid me? They're fucking ecstatic about it