#Paul Matthews the man that you are

[terrimavr]

“I don’t get why pokotho likes Paul so much. He’s literally just an average thirty year old man and I don’t understand how someone could be obsessed with him” I say as I look at my Paul Matthews folder realising that I too am, obsessed with him

[ryvdraws]

pspsps cmere paulkins girlies pspspspsps

[nogooddeetz]

honestly i think emma and paul still should’ve just shown up in bogshollow too. crabby tavern maid and boring printing press man. i would’ve personally eaten that up, no questions asked.

[neverforgetyouremyfavorite]

holding paul matthews in my hands like a bug or perhaps a small frog

[ratatatastic]

the sauna robe era: a beautiful saga unfolding before us. we really have gone from "it was matthew's idea to wear them for pregame fits" to "sasha texted them team to make them wear the robes for the preds game"

nashville predators @ florida panthers postgame interview | 11.7.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT BOTH RODDY AND MAFFHEW WENT oh the whole team all thought it was a prank but we still wore them anyways which somehow makes the robe walkin an exercise in trust and love that everyone passed with flying colours god this team is filled with lobe and friemdship

also happy mackie did in fact get ribbed for taking the shirt option his team uncles sure are giving him the rookie experience and also "i wasn't sure if i was showing too much skin or not" on a team

THAT WALKED IN LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY SHAME. YEAH BUD I DONT THINK THATS A PROBLEM HERE.

the robes are truly a hit amongst the team aka we dont have to use our brains and we just put on a robe its fantastic, mackie maffhew and nosey are on absolutely onboard unsurprisingly

and if you wondering oh what about paul when will we see him-

the answer is a firm NO on both accounts so to those (me) who wanted to see an old man in a skimpy robe our dreams have to be crushed from the getgo but maybe if the streak goes long enough-

[justarandombrit]

I'm sorry, but nothing will ever be as funny as the fact that neither Paul nor Emma comment on Ted being infected in America Is Great Again.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Finally watched The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and now I'm mentally ill...no one touch me

[isogenderskitty]

foreverandalways!paul: i dont like roleplay

heymelissa!paul:

[eli-am-confused]

More terrifying but ultimately impossible predictions from Eddie in wake of most of his last predictions coming true.

I am so sorry about how bad the cropping on the third picture is I could probably fix it but that’s a morning Eli job not a 1:30 am Eli job.

3/3

This is the end of the comic.

Words under the cut

Picture one

Howard: So, when’s the wedding?

Eddie: Shut up Howie. One of those random predictions had to be false.

Howard: Eh, it was worth a shot.

Picture two (I put too many words here)

Howard: Too bad we’ll both die alone now. Why didn’t you predict I’d marry some cute military man huh? I thought I was your favorite older brother.

Eddie: Honestly I’m surprised even one of those came true, let alone three. Maybe I should’ve come up with more unbelievable shit.

Picture three (I’d like to write a formal apology to my phone at this time)

Eddie: Like Paul being cloned by the sketchy company he works for, or Jerry raising a secret kid in the forest where the kid grows far too fast and far too strong to be normal, or another family member we’ve totally forgotten about being forgotten because of strange inter-dimensional eldrich god magic dullshit.

Picture four

Eddie: at least those wouldn’t’ve had any potential of coming true.

Howard: Jerry with a mini me? Terrifying.

[fannyyann]

i am being soooooo normal about this

[gods-favorite-autistic]

If Paul had the choice he would be a history teacher send tweet

[adorablemonk643]

Paul and Ted should team up and kill Sam for Charlotte me thinks

[cloddot]

paul matthews you are my least favourite cat boy

[divorce-enjoyer]

I need to compliment you on having my favorite username I've seen on this website.

divorced ships >>>

yes yes exactly its about the DRAMA its about the HISTORY its about the PETTINESS. its about how you cant stop knowing someone even after youve separated yourself from them. youre just walking around knowing the most intimate things about someone youre on bad terms with but love anyway. like what do you do with that. also watching my blorbos fight is funny

[yen-sids-tournament]

Who Has the Best Music of all the Disney Animated Movies?? MULAN!

We want to first thank everyone who nominated movies and everyone who voted for their favorites for all 32 of our polls!

Now, we were looking at these results and we think it is important to note of the final eight movies, five were from the 1990s, two from the early 2000s and then one from 2015. Of those, the semi finals were all from the 90s!

Other fun information from this tournament, we only saw one of our top four make it to the semis, and neither of them were Mulan or Aladdin. Plus, the number one seed was The Princess and The Frog (2009). Happily that one did make it past the first round!

And as a final note: We are very excited no ones cows were dishonored but this tournament, (we were just waiting for that opportunity to shame some of you).

Congratulations to the third place winner: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)! There is just something about those religious undertones, like that organ and the chanting.

Congratulations to our second place winner: Aladdin (1992)! With so many different songs to choose from, we know there is one for every occasion.

Once again: Congrats to Mulan (1998), You have Saved All of China, defied gender norms, and returned home to your father with one Amazing Soundtrack!

[ratatatastic]

cats released a pomo supercut for playoff interviews and theres like 2 clips of him bullying ekky (pomo jokingly saying ekkys out of the lineup because he was responsible for the sole giveaway of the night; and pomo mentioning ekky eating shit at morning skate and going "that was pretty funny") but theres like more instances where he does that during playoffs for example re: telling an anecdote where ekky, like the proud man he was, was moody at morning skate after a -2 game vs the bs and the next game he redeems himself and goes "whatd you expect" to paul ofc more cursing was definitely involved but you know we have to remain pg around here and re: when paul gets told ekky praised the coaching staff he goes "well that was very nice of aaron to say i didnt think he was listening"