#ccrp

[charlesccoven]

[There's a thud against the door to his office, as if someone ran into it.]

- @the-sniggles-in-black

[Charles looks up and approaches the door, opening it just enough to see what's on the other side.] Hello?

[rentumblsstuff]

[factual-entropy]

mass market paul clones when

[charlottesweetly]

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

[miss-holloday]

Some little canon tidbits from the 8 hour Nerdy Prudes Must Die livestream that y’all missed/ forgot about:

1. Jane Perkins’ was Linda Monroe’s friend and therapist

2. Jane, Gerald, and Linda all went to U of M

3. Matt Lang refers to himself as the God of the Universe and says Tom and Becky are meant to be together

5. Becky Barnes grew up with a THICK Scottish? Accent.

6. CCRP (Paul, Bill, Ted, and Charlotte’s company) are experimenting on them in order to harness the power of the Lords in Black. They don’t need a tech department… especially not one full of people who are very bad at technology. (For example, Paul 23 and Android Emma in Forever & Always)

7. Paul and Emma will always find each other, even if they’re an identical copy like a robot or a clone.

[blankensnappeas]

So you know the whole song and dance with the timeline where Paul is cloned a bunch?

What if after finding out about it, Tinky tried desperately to find and/or create one where Ted was cloned instead?

One timeline, unlimited Teddy Bears!

RIP to the CCRP scientists.

[fiaistired]

paul’s id card:]

~part of a wip~

[leebee287]

one of my headcanons/theories:

Hatchetfield resembles Drowsy Town - the Waylons could have built the landmarks to reflect the layout of Drowsy Town, and each black altar aligns to a location in the Black that in the centre of an area a Lord in Black might rule over.

The Starlight Theatre would obviously be the centre of Pokey’s domain; Wiggly’s is the mill/Lakeside Mall; Tinky’s is the gazette/CCRP; but i’m not sure which would be Blinky’s and Nibbly’s out of Waylon Hall and Hatchetfield High tho

it feels like it would be an interesting concept to play with plot-wise and it helps me imagine the Sniggles and the LiB and how the Sniggle society sort of functions.

i could probably go into more detail but i am tired and it is getting late lol

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!

Paul: That's not true

Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-

Ted: WHAT

Bill: Oh, second to last to know!

[froginamoodboard]

Charles Coven Wiggly devotee moodboard

Requested by: me

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[charlesccoven]

(Across the street, Charles spots a familiar face outside a nearby cafe. It was Paul… but shorter? And dressing way more casual clothes than Paul’s usual suit. And shouldn’t he be at work at this time)

@paul-clone-11

[Charles looks up from his phone, almost missing the odd-looking Paul, but catches him last minute and does a double take. He squints, trying to get a good look at him from afar without catching his attention. He notices the odd choice of clothing and the slightly different figure quite easily, given that he's studied Paul extensively over the years, and knows exactly what he looks like by now.] [He takes a quick photo before slipping his phone into his pocket and making his way over to the cafe. He's not stupid, and knows not to approach immediately.. but seats himself at a nearby table to get more information.]

[nobodysdaydreams]

More Hatchetverse Theory: Sycamore High and the Timberwolves are connected to the Hatchetmen and the Tree-People

Starkid's Hatchetverse has retriggered my hyperfixation, and by golly if you think I'm not gonna share every unhinged theory...you're wrong. I’ll tag them “#hatchetverse theory” to make it easier. So let's dive in.

One thing I haven't seen anyone talking about is the fact that, based on what we know about canon, Sycamore High School likely shouldn't exist.

Hatchetfield is a "tiny town". There doesn't seem to be a reason for them to have two high schools, especially when Sycamore seems to not even have enough staff and students for most extra curriculars and programs (in TGWDLM, Paul mentions they don't have a theater program).

So why does Sycamore High School exist? Well, one thing I noticed was that SYCAMORE High as well as its mascot, the TIMBERwolves, have tree related pun names. And what a coincidence, trees happened to be big in the hatchetfield universe, particularly when it comes to the hatchetmen and their hatred of the LIB and magic/“the gift” in general. They did plant a forest of magic tree people after all. And, since they hate the LIB so much, they likely wouldn't want their children attending high school at one of the black altar locations, which just so happens to be Hatchetfield High. That gives them a motivation to build an alternative school.

Sounds like a pretty solid theory to me, but then there's also the fact that the residents also seem to have an odd attitude towards Sycamore High. It's not hated by Hatchetfield High with the same level of hatred they give the Clivesdale Chemists, but they still don't like Sycamore, and the students hate the idea of transferring there. Which seems odd. You'd think it would be the other way around since Hatchetfield High is the school with the black altar. Unless being around a black altar makes the students hate Sycamore, and I could probably do a whole different rant on how the LIB's influence is messing with the perceptions and behavior of the people of Hatchetfield, particularly at the altar locations or when someone uses or has used the black book, but maybe I'll save that for later.

However, if you really wanted to take this theory to the extreme, it could be part of the reason why Paul "doesn't like musicals." Musicals and music are the primary way Pokey expands his influence in Hatchetfield, at least in TGWDLM. That might be one of the reasons Sycamore doesn't have a choir or theater program: not just due to lack of students, but strategically to keep Pokey's influence out. Paul went to Sycamore High, which isn't a black altar (and indeed, might even be designed to counteract or resist the LIB), therefore he's more put off by music and musical performances in Hatchetfield, though he doesn't really know why.

I also suspect this isn't the only instance where the name of locations around town have significance. This has already been seen several times, particularly with the black altar locations.

For example:

The Starlight Theater: has a star theme similar to "the Church of the Starry Children"

CCRP (COVEN Communication Research and Power): Literally has the word "Coven" in it.

Lakeside Mall: Used to be the old mill (which would be located near water, also "mall" and "mill" are one letter off).

And trust me, I have my theories about Clivesdale as well, but again, maybe that one is better for another time.

I hope you enjoy Starkid fandom!

[factual-entropy]

Marked down. Get it cheap.

Gift for @dead-meat, who liked my idea of a dystopian future where Paul is a consumer product and told me to draw it.

Am I just a version... of the end of days? Am I just an effect... of a modern phase? Am I just the end point... of the grand parade?

Should we be afraid?

- "This Is Not An Exit", American Psycho: The Musical

[charlottesweetly]

Charlotte made lil toilet roll guys

[incorrectccrp]

To: <k.davidson@ccrp.org> from: <c.sweetly@ccrp.org> Subject: Gone home Hi Mr Davdison,

Kind regards, Charlotte