#ccrp

[rentumblsstuff]

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

[miss-holloday]

Some little canon tidbits from the 8 hour Nerdy Prudes Must Die livestream that y’all missed/ forgot about:

1. Jane Perkins’ was Linda Monroe’s friend and therapist

2. Jane, Gerald, and Linda all went to U of M

3. Matt Lang refers to himself as the God of the Universe and says Tom and Becky are meant to be together

5. Becky Barnes grew up with a THICK Scottish? Accent.

6. CCRP (Paul, Bill, Ted, and Charlotte’s company) are experimenting on them in order to harness the power of the Lords in Black. They don’t need a tech department… especially not one full of people who are very bad at technology. (For example, Paul 23 and Android Emma in Forever & Always)

7. Paul and Emma will always find each other, even if they’re an identical copy like a robot or a clone.

[blankensnappeas]

So you know the whole song and dance with the timeline where Paul is cloned a bunch?

What if after finding out about it, Tinky tried desperately to find and/or create one where Ted was cloned instead?

One timeline, unlimited Teddy Bears!

RIP to the CCRP scientists.

[fiaistired]

paul’s id card:]

~part of a wip~

[charlottesweetly]

Charlotte made lil toilet roll guys

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!

Paul: That's not true

Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-

Ted: WHAT

Bill: Oh, second to last to know!

[froginamoodboard]

Charles Coven Wiggly devotee moodboard

Requested by: me

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[nobodysdaydreams]

More Hatchetverse Theory: Sycamore High and the Timberwolves are connected to the Hatchetmen and the Tree-People

Starkid's Hatchetverse has retriggered my hyperfixation, and by golly if you think I'm not gonna share every unhinged theory...you're wrong. I’ll tag them “#hatchetverse theory” to make it easier. So let's dive in.

One thing I haven't seen anyone talking about is the fact that, based on what we know about canon, Sycamore High School likely shouldn't exist.

Hatchetfield is a "tiny town". There doesn't seem to be a reason for them to have two high schools, especially when Sycamore seems to not even have enough staff and students for most extra curriculars and programs (in TGWDLM, Paul mentions they don't have a theater program).

So why does Sycamore High School exist? Well, one thing I noticed was that SYCAMORE High as well as its mascot, the TIMBERwolves, have tree related pun names. And what a coincidence, trees happened to be big in the hatchetfield universe, particularly when it comes to the hatchetmen and their hatred of the LIB and magic/“the gift” in general. They did plant a forest of magic tree people after all. And, since they hate the LIB so much, they likely wouldn't want their children attending high school at one of the black altar locations, which just so happens to be Hatchetfield High. That gives them a motivation to build an alternative school.

Sounds like a pretty solid theory to me, but then there's also the fact that the residents also seem to have an odd attitude towards Sycamore High. It's not hated by Hatchetfield High with the same level of hatred they give the Clivesdale Chemists, but they still don't like Sycamore, and the students hate the idea of transferring there. Which seems odd. You'd think it would be the other way around since Hatchetfield High is the school with the black altar. Unless being around a black altar makes the students hate Sycamore, and I could probably do a whole different rant on how the LIB's influence is messing with the perceptions and behavior of the people of Hatchetfield, particularly at the altar locations or when someone uses or has used the black book, but maybe I'll save that for later.

However, if you really wanted to take this theory to the extreme, it could be part of the reason why Paul "doesn't like musicals." Musicals and music are the primary way Pokey expands his influence in Hatchetfield, at least in TGWDLM. That might be one of the reasons Sycamore doesn't have a choir or theater program: not just due to lack of students, but strategically to keep Pokey's influence out. Paul went to Sycamore High, which isn't a black altar (and indeed, might even be designed to counteract or resist the LIB), therefore he's more put off by music and musical performances in Hatchetfield, though he doesn't really know why.

I also suspect this isn't the only instance where the name of locations around town have significance. This has already been seen several times, particularly with the black altar locations.

For example:

The Starlight Theater: has a star theme similar to "the Church of the Starry Children"

CCRP (COVEN Communication Research and Power): Literally has the word "Coven" in it.

Lakeside Mall: Used to be the old mill (which would be located near water, also "mall" and "mill" are one letter off).

And trust me, I have my theories about Clivesdale as well, but again, maybe that one is better for another time.

I hope you enjoy Starkid fandom!

[incorrectccrp]

To: <k.davidson@ccrp.org> from: <c.sweetly@ccrp.org> Subject: Gone home Hi Mr Davdison,

Kind regards, Charlotte

[charlesccoven]

Hey there, friendo. Got a minute to chat?

@discipleofywrath

(ooc: i have been told to kill charles. <3)

[Charles look up from his phone, placing it down on the desk in front of him as he leans forward in his chair. He's fairly.. nonchalant to say a man has suddenly appeared in his office.] Oo, a surprise visit? I think there's time in my schedule. @discipleofywrath

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

rewatching the “ pitstop in hatchetfield” stream and remembering how INSANE some of the lore drops were

[owchie-wowchie]

Surface level CCRP lore: so they do like... reports?

In depth CCRP lore: THEY MADE GOD IN THE BASEMENT?? AND HE'S FIGHTING IN A CHILDREN PSYCHIC FIGHTING RING???

[miss-holloday]

Too long, didn’t watch for

A Pit Stop In Hatchetfield

NOW HERES A LIST OF EVERY LORE DROP I NOTICED THAT ISNT CONFINED TO ONE OF THE NEW STORIES SPECIFICALLY :

* The problematic puppy at the Hatchetfield kennel, which Dan and Donna reported on, was a dog who was gonna be put to sleep because he bit Mayor Solomon Lauter

* Charles Coven is the full name of the man who owned the Hatchetfield Rollerama in Yellow Jacket. He also happens to be the same Coven who owns and operated Coven Communication Research & Power (CCRP, where TGWDLM begins). Charles used to work for the government and eventually moved to Hatchetfield, MI to start his current company in the private sector, where he uses other worldly knowledge to get ahead in the cut-throat world of business.

* Charles also has control over Howard Goodman, the president of the United States of America.

* Brenda, the cheerleader played by Bryce Charles in NPMD works at Miss Retro’s (Miss Holloway’s diner) now that high school is over. She is also dating a f-boy named Tucker.

* Tom Houston is the coach of the Hatchetfield Football Team

* Ted, being a terrible worker, knows the CCRP office inside and out. He often goons around.

* Miss Holloway dresses up as a witch on Halloween!!

* Pastor Todd is a Methodist Pastor in Hatchetfield, implying that he is probably Charlotte’s pastor (thanks @starkidenjoyer)

* There is a Cider Mill Haunted House in Hatchetfield

* Miss Holloway can projectile vomit on command

* Sylvia, the girl we see dating Bill (I believe in Killer Track) is also Charles Coven’s Secretary.

ALSO NOT LORE BUT-

THEY WANT TO DO NMT3, but if they do, it will not be on zoom anymore. It will be filmed in a more full-fledged manner, similar to Workin’ Boys.

[davytheshark]

Here are some essential questions I feel need to be answered to end the Hatchetfield universe:

• Hatchetfield vs Clivesdale: Why do they hate each other so much?

• What is really going on at CCRP?

• Who really is Mrs Holloway?

• Origins of the Lords In Black

• TCOTSC vs The Hatchetmen: What went down?

• PEIP Background

• What is up with the Witchwood?

• WHY IS HATCHETFIELD LIKE THIS????

These are just some I came up with off the top of my head. I really hope these are answered in NMT3 and/or the final Musical. Feel free to add your own

[stupid-starkid-headcannons]

ted was a theatre major in college. when he started taking care of pete, he switched to computer shit because it would make more money, hence how he got his job at CCRP. hes also weirdly good at his job, the only reason he’s seen as a slacker is because he actually finishes the shit hes meant to do fast enough to just have time spare around the office!!!

oh i like this one