#hatchetfield rp blog

[charlesccoven]

[There's a thud against the door to his office, as if someone ran into it.]

- @the-sniggles-in-black

[Charles looks up and approaches the door, opening it just enough to see what's on the other side.] Hello?

[foster-alexandra-42069]

Hey guys. Asking... For a friend. Heh. Do any of you guys know how to stop bleeding like, quickly?

[generalmacnamara]

im sure he would appreciate getting out of that room, though. you should ask him:3

.. Maybe you're right. I'll go ask. [Xander nods and makes his way to the medbay. It isn't a long walk away from where he already was, considering he didn't want to stray too far from John in case anything happened.]

[drama-is-caitlyn]

Well....

Shit.

[r1ch1exl1psch1tz]

Aaahshwhenenennn3n3j33j3jejeje

Ow

Are you okay !? What happened ? Do you need me to call Paul ?

[mrdavidsonscoolblog]

[Charles has once again appeared ominously in the doorway to Ken's office.] Heya Ken! Sorry for the delay.. I got caught up with a 'Mr Fish', I'm sure you know him. Ready for our little outing? - 🪙

[He tosses the newspaper he was holding, slightly caught off guard by the door opening since he had definitely locked it.]

HUH-? Oh, Charles! Yeah!

[He gets up and fixes his tie, grabbing his phone.]

[the-halls-of-hatchetfield-high]

Hey

Hey Max

Oh shit

oh FUCK

is that-

A SKELE'UN?

WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THIS GODDAMN SCHOOL WANT TO MAKE ME PISS MY PANTS???

// the moment this ask came in, my life was made this is the best thing ever bahahahaha, never change <3 //

[elle-jagerman]

Is your name Elle because your life is one big L?

- @jackh0ffman69

your mom says that this DICK isn’t a big L.

[executive-leader-of-ccrp]

[The silhouette of a man appears in the shadows of Kilgore's doorway.]

Hey there, friendo.

[Kilgore is immediately trying to scan the doorframe, standing up from where he was sitting. His door had previously been locked, but once he realized who it was standing there it made a lot of sense they got in.]

… you. What are you doing here?

[He didn’t grab his gun, he realistically wouldn’t need it. He always tended to assume a situation would lead to violence, but there wasn’t any evidence of that here yet.]

[ccrp-qna]

Hello Tumblr!

My name's Paul Matthews, and this is the CCRP Technical Department's official Tumblr Blog! Here, you can ask me and my co-workers questions to get a better idea of how our office works, and how we handle your issues in real time. CCRP's primary objective is trustworthiness, and we hope that open communication about the goings-on of our office will increase your loyalty as customers.

This blog is run by four vital members of our office, myself, my co-workers, Bill Woodward and Charlotte Sweetly, and our department supervisor, Ted Spankoffski.

As I said before, my name's Paul Matthews, and I use he/him pronouns!

Hello everyone, I'm Bill! I also use he/him pronouns!

Hi there, my name's Charlotte and I use she/her pronouns! :3

hi im ted im he/him. if ur interested, tho, i could be/yours ;)

Additionally, other members from the office might hop on to answer a few questions, so feel free to send any you might have!

-Thanks! Paul Matthews. (P.S Please ignore anything Ted says on this account.)

(P.S.S. paul sucks dick)

—-

Paul

Ted

Charlotte

Bill

Melissa

Mr. Davidson

Mr. Coven

Emma

Eddie Chiplucky

Sylvia

Webby

Blinky

OOC: HELLO!!!! this is a silly lil blog that i wanted to do. i have no real lore plans, but might throw in a few events from time to time just to keep things,,, interesting admin is @notanerdyprude, i use he/him prns!!! send asks whenever :333 :DDD

[hatchetfieldactionnews]

Welcome to the Hatchetfield Action News!

Weekdays at 10PM with Dan Reynolds and Donna Daggit, we're here to bring you the hottest gossip from the small town of Hatchetfield, Michigan.

I'm Dan Reynolds! And I'm Donna Daggit. And we're just buzzing to kickstart our brand new news campaign, Morning Cup O' News, where we invite Hatchetfields citizens into our studio to interview them about their lives. Get ready to learn about some exciting stories from a wide array of interesting faces! That's right folks, Morning Cup O' News is your #1 source for an inner look into our lovely town. You won't find anything about Clivesdale here.. Nobody wants to hear about Clivesdale. Whilst our loyal crew of 2 people on minimum wage work hard behind the scenes to bring you your content, we'd just like to introduce you to a few ground rules about our programme. - Keep Asks SFW: This is a family programme, so nothing crude goes on air! If you want to interact with Dan and Donna, keep it sensible, appropriate, and considerate. - Be Patient: The Hatchetfield Action News crew are very dedicated to their work, but they're only human! The plan for the blog is to have weekly interview posts, with a different character each week, but they'll be posts to clarify if anything changes. - Feel Free to Engage: Even though main posts are weekly, Dan and Donna are available throughout the week to answer questions and engage in discussions with the loyal fans of their show. Don't be shy! Well, that's just about it. We look forward to bringing you the content you deserve. Keep Peanuts in your hearts. We'll see you in the first episode!

[charlesccoven]

(Across the street, Charles spots a familiar face outside a nearby cafe. It was Paul… but shorter? And dressing way more casual clothes than Paul’s usual suit. And shouldn’t he be at work at this time)

@paul-clone-11

[Charles looks up from his phone, almost missing the odd-looking Paul, but catches him last minute and does a double take. He squints, trying to get a good look at him from afar without catching his attention. He notices the odd choice of clothing and the slightly different figure quite easily, given that he's studied Paul extensively over the years, and knows exactly what he looks like by now.] [He takes a quick photo before slipping his phone into his pocket and making his way over to the cafe. He's not stupid, and knows not to approach immediately.. but seats himself at a nearby table to get more information.]

[foster-alexandra-42069]

why the fuck did you tell pete he looks like simon from Calvin and the chipmunks

AMD I AHGREED

NOW HE SAYS HES PUTTING ME IN AIR JAIL AND I DONT EVEN JNOW WHAY TJAT IIS

WHO EVEN ARE YOU

( @ruthie-fleming)

(ooc: feel free to answer this whenever!)

Because it's true, 2. WTF is air jail, 3. Lex Foster

[generalmacnamara]

[The lights in the medbay start to flicker, spelling out the word "OUTSIDE" in morse code. Sure enough, outside the base is Wilbur, who has already been... Lightly stabbed. Nothing he can't recover from, but it slows him down. It doesn't help that he doesn't know exactly why he's there either.]

@discipleofywrath

[Xander looks up at the lights, decoding them as they flash. It's lucky he actually knows morse. He looks around for a moment, particularly at John who at this particular moment is sleeping, before making his way out of the room. He knows what to do.. not necessarily what he has to.. but what he wants to. And there's no reason for him not to go through with it.] [As he passes out of the medbay and towards the edge of the base, he stops by the cafeteria and grabs a simple kitchen knife. Nothing excessive.. but definitely enough to get the job done. And there he is. Nervous, undeniably, but making an attempt to hide it.. staring Wilbur down. Some part of him screams to back out and find another option, but the cries fall on death ears.] [He takes a breath, readying himself.] Wilbur.

[drama-is-caitlyn]

Apparently my blood is blue now 😒

[r1ch1exl1psch1tz]

[ an obnoxiously loud "CORRECT CHOICE DING DING DING" sound effect plays ]

Great choice, Richie! Awe, you're getting the hang of this so quickly!

It’s better to listen and go along than fight this…

[ he mumbled, pulling out his phone before calling Max, rocking on their feet nervously. ]

I’m getting my boyfriend to help me with this. I don’t think I can get…whoever this is there on my own…

( @th3j4germe1ster )