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divorce-enjoyer · 1 year ago

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I need to compliment you on having my favorite username I've seen on this website.

divorced ships >>>

yes yes exactly its about the DRAMA its about the HISTORY its about the PETTINESS. its about how you cant stop knowing someone even after youve separated yourself from them. youre just walking around knowing the most intimate things about someone youre on bad terms with but love anyway. like what do you do with that. also watching my blorbos fight is funny

#i say all this but man. MAN.#do you know how many times ive regretted this username when my blorbos have actually broken up? good omens was a fucking RIDE #(hence the pfp)#asks #anyway thank you your username is excellent also (i am a paul matthews stan)#mutual my beloved

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seren-dipitous-art · 6 months ago

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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

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mimisplayground · 2 months ago

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size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

#requests open #send asks #fanfic #cod smut #cod x reader #cod fanfic #smut drabble #dare i say we all know who im thinking abt with this one?#simon ghost riley #that giant of a man #need him like water

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inkskinned · 26 days ago

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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post #if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram #i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the #weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN #like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth #edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it #would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school #we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

#tiger tiger #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #Comics I meant to post a week ago but I have been...extraordinarily sleepy.#Remy is the ultimate yearner and he is about to explode...these last few updates have had the Tigers discord in a vice grip.#We all knew he was going to say something that would devestate Remy.#But this??? This near confession? “I wish you would look at me like that?”#If I was Remy...well yeah I probably would also just lay in bed. Awake. Pondering and internally exploding.#But ough...the agony...his heart had settled on loving this man from afar and now...now he wonders. If it doesn't have to be so.#The boys are fighting (internally and with themselves).#If you haven't red Tigers yet but are reading this: What else must I do to convince you? Draw more men's tits?#God! If I must [I shake my head at an empty audience] I can't believe I'm being forced to do this!

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band #man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely #(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though #'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst #look scully your people are out there #just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something #(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now #if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc #(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this #who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please #(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)

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dovewingkinnie · 4 months ago

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what if she abstracts because of caine

#aw man shes all goopy #showtime so good when its just this #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc caine #can i still tag this as a ship #yea #caine x pomni #tadc showtime #anyway if pomni abstracts in the show #im going to sob #even if she comes back #i love pomni sm i dont want anything bad to happen to her WAILS #(i say as i draw her abstracting anyway)

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adriles · 1 year ago

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man #legendary warrior

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wasyago · 3 months ago

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tango doodles

first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly

#i need to stop drawing all the faces in 3/4 this is just silly.#gahh #anyways yes! im still on my quest to make tango look at least a little older #because every time i hear his voice the image in my head doesn't fit the sound at all.#dude has a raspy voice that doesn't exactly fit a little guy. if i could id draw him with more realistic proportions but i cant.#because um. reasons.#i can't just give up on my creachur cmon now...#ive noticed recently i tweaked a lot of my designs to be less cartoony. not sure if i like that actually. hm.#man i keep saying stuff like 'oh i gotta make weirder designs' but then i do the exact opposite??? huh?#i should stop trying to be normal. it's really hurting my image #GOD anyways. tags under the post yes.#tangotek #my art #sketch

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loosethreadsofyoursoul · 6 months ago

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#that man needs all kinds of anxiety meds asap #honestly this could go for lassie too #burton guster #psych #psych tv #psych 2006 #i just looked at the word psych for so long it doesn’t look real btw #em saying things

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chiptrillino-art · 10 months ago

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A while ago I was invited to contribute to the Form the Ashes ATLA fan Zine for @recovery-zine!

I got to illustrate this double spread! (which was terrifying, thank you) Pretty sure this is where the thought "Jee survived the north" began to form for me! The theme was about the war ending, peace settling and people getting to come home and reunite with loved ones.

#atla #zuko #iroh #jee #suki #ty lee #man this took a bit to post... like... time passted hu?#Honestly good job on the kyoshi uniform past me that's all I can say here

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bugbugbugbugbugbugbugbugbug · 22 days ago

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how it started

how it's going

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#hilson #house md #old man yaoi #i never make original posts but i had to let this out #house fans how have you survived for 20 years likes this #they make me want to bash my head against a wall #the toxic soulmates ever #i was gonna say hilson save me but they can't even save themselves #more mouse bites #this vexes me #i've been on tumblr since i was like 11 and i still dk how to post cuz all i do is reblog gulp erm... hey guys..

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idolomantises · 1 month ago

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I was gonna say I’m glad tumblr became a lot more of a civil website with less petty discourse but its also the website where people unironically call feminists terfs and tone police women who criticize men so you win some you lose some I guess lol

#txt #I will definitely say this version of tumblr is better than 2012-17 tumblr #but I also wish this version of Tumblr didn’t make posts like ‘these 19 year old lesbians are way less enlightened #than your average conservative man’ and it gets like 50k likes and the comments are full of people saying #that anyone who calls themselves a feminist is a ‘red flag’ and assumes they’re terfs #which is also so ridiculous to me like. why did we just accept handing off feminism to the terfs lmfao #it’s like tumblr went from calling all lesbians TERFs to calling all feminists TERFs #and nobody felt like stopping it because leftists would rather be edgy vaushites than sympathize with women #rip sjw tumblr at least you guys had down with cis

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synodicsoma · 2 months ago

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#my art #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #mullet stan #gravity falls #gravity fall stan #gf stan #gf stanley #i have a love for this man just like all my other favs #I have love/cute aggression for my fav stinkies #i must squish him with pain angst and all out of love for him #the doodle of him leaning out his car window #he's saying 'heya toots~'#thought a few would enjoy that thought as i drew it

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ablueberryblogs · 1 year ago

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I don't know what trans man need to hear this but you're allowed to be angry. It doesn't make you evil. You are allowed to experience all possible emotions without apology and still be a good man.

*this is about trans men specifically, do not derail. You are free to make your own post*

#ftm #trans man #trans rights #transandrophobia #anti transmasculinity #this is about trans men having their manhood policed #all the people expressing themselves and saying thank you in the rbs i see you and i love you #trans liberation #do not derail #gender essentialism #bioessentialism #THIS IS ABOUT TRANS MEN DO NOT DERAIL #multigender men are included obvi

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