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Tsukikage when fans ask them to make a heart
#haikyuu#tsukikage#tsukkikage#tsukishima kei#kageyama tobio#hq#hq manga spoilers#I just think that Tsukishima hates this kind of fan service so he automatically picks the most low effort pose#kageyama is big heart cos its the one his fans taught him to do#so he does it all the time.#I like to think this image is Tsukikage walking and somone yells “TSUKISHIMA SENSHUU KAGEYAMA SENSHUU!!! MAKE A HEART PLEASE”#and they just stop and automatically get into these poses.#without consulting one another.
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this dang helmet gonna be the death of me
#xmen#xmen comics#krakoa#house of x#professor x#charles xavier#eriks there too but not enough for me to proeprly tag vjAELKAJV#snap sketches#i just wanted a ref for myself for when i inevitably draw this thang again#and then of course obligatory test doodle using the ref sheet. its serviceable and i will not be adjusting it (probably)#its so funny posting this right after my other drawing cause you can Just Tell i actually really did. pay attention to cerebro vjeLKEAJE#like i TRIED to focus on details in the last one but i was. i was not here for that it was like 3AM when i drew that#BUT NEXT TIME. i lock in...#ok im sleeping now. i need to stop drawing at 2AM i have CLASS in six hours goodbye evreyone
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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one of the funniest news things in canada that always tickles me is the ongoing war between magic mushroom shops and the police.
this is the absolute height of humour to me right now
#tw drugs#lovingly cracking open a news paper just for the articles about dispensaries trolling the police#making drugs illegal has literally never ONCE in history worked#decriminalize it so we can stop overpaying useless cops to go on raids#offer SAFE AND CLEAN GOVERNMENT INSPECTED drugs like how we do with weed#stop the street drug deaths. tax them towards healthcare and social services and fucking UBI already#have the harder drugs harder to access along with on site support. no one WANTS to be stuck on meth#but ruining their lives in prison has helped approximately no one#jj stuff
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i'm mrs. manhattan
#mine#dimension 20#d20#fanart#never stop blowing up#d20 nsbu#nsbu#LUCY FOR LAST EPISODE EVE!!!!#i guess if you live in the east it might already be wednesday. but whatever you get it#shes just so beautiful i HAD to draw her thank you cait may for your service#everyone in nsbu is so beautiful#still thinking about d20 so much theres so many things i wanna draw... time quangle trailer on thursday tho im so hyped#sometimes i feel like the tags section is like my personal twitter every time i post theres just so much more in there . ur a real one if y#ou read them#lucy santangelo#lucy manhattan#jack manhattan#d20 fanart
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i'm a week late to the party but i too have been personally victimized by Them
#my art#alien stage#alnst#fanart#alnst ivan#alnst till#ivantill#i am not immune to Cyan + Red what a god tier combo#3d glasses lookin piece . tv screen aes. i am falling over.#haven't stopped thinking about them :(#thank u for your service king yaoi. salutes u.#also i am choosing to ignore the fact that till's other ear is the one with piercings . quantum earrings.#they appear wherever is convenient for me >:3
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He is people.
#Gordie Howe#Gordie the potato#ACD#australian cattle dog#Queensland Heeler#dogblr#service dog#gonna blaze it#no one can stop me
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ok now hear me out what if all the drivers dropped f bombs in solidarity with verstappen that would be really funny and completely destroy the swearing ban
personally waiting for charles to do just this
#he’s insane enough no one can stop him#not a tag#from saph#cl16#if ur confused: max got community service after saying fuck in the press conference following discussing proposed swear bans on the radio
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truly one of my favorite things is when people take their babies or pets to meet characters that have to stay quiet. you know like the mickey mouse characters or snoopy and stuff. and the baby or pet is being especially cute and you can just TELL the performer wants to scream or cry about it but they Can't so they just keep putting their hands on their heads and shaking lmao
#molly mumbles#sponsored bc I saw a vid earlier of snoopy meeting a sheepdoodle that looks like snoopy#there's also a cute one of donald duck meeting a service dog#and I remember one time a youtuber I follow posted a vid where her baby didn't wanna stop hugging pluto#and she was like 'okay! one more hug but we have to go!' and the actor waved her off lmfaoooo
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Semi-related to my post on how human conservation practices, but I have a cold today, and it's got me thinking about biological altruism—the biological imperative to put other creatures ahead of yourself, to benefit the group.
When talking about possible interactions with other species, we talk a lot about humans being crazy and thrill-seeking and impossible to kill. Never use a warning shot as an incentive to keep humans out of a fight; it'll just make them angry. And that's true. But a valid criticism I've seen in the "Earth is a death world" community is that according to our understanding of evolution, every planet must be some form of death world. Competition fosters evolution—the wolf with sharper claws survives when its litter mates die. You can't reach space travel without some casualties along the way.
But the dog survives because it makes friends with the strange ape carrying a sharp stick. And the strange ape survives because it befriends the wolf. Underneath the death world is an inextricable and undeniable layer of the bond world; the love world; the world, together.
I imagine some worlds are not death worlds. They're peaceful and tranquil. I suspect there are worlds far more deadly than Earth, where the skies rain diamonds, harder than any substance we know with the species to match. And I imagine that they are united in their confusion at the duality of humankind.
Today is a great example: I have a cold, and I want someone to take care of me, but the people who would are immunocompromised, also sick, or live 8 hours away, respectfully. I also want no one within the walls of my apartment or I will eat them. I feel gross, I feel tired, and I don't want a single human being anywhere near me, even if they did bring soup.
In my constant scrolling through my phone today, I decided to look up why the hell I feel so bad—why everyone feels so bad when they're ill. And the answer surprised me. I always thought it was because your immune system is active, so it's using a lot of your energy. That is part of it. Another part is that your brain and body are communicating across the blood-brain barrier to fight the infection, which is rare and energetically expensive.
But that doesn't explain everything, and according to more current research, it could also be what's called the Eyam Hypothesis: that we feel so gross, so we instinctively isolate from other people. We're too tired to deal with others, and so we don't infect them. Misanthropy for the good of the species. Of course, it can also backfire: one of the criticisms of the Eyam Hypothesis is that humans also instinctively care for each other. If my brother has a headache, I drive to the store for Advil.
Personally, I think it's a little bit of both: biological altruism. Either way, the majority live on. The first thought I had this morning when I woke up wasn't "I feel gross" it was "there's no way I'm going to work today." And while that might not be everyone's first thought, you don't even have to be a particularly altruistic person to not want to leave your home or your bed when you're sick. It's inborn.
And so when the human named Ismail comes down with a case of the interstellar common cold, his alien friend Dyos grows very concerned. Ismail is usually intensely social, almost off-puttingly so. Some crew members joke about how his quarters are for sleeping and prayer only; if he's home alone? You should be worried. But when Dyos demands an answer to the severity of Ismail's malady, the other humans just nod knowingly.
"Nah, he's okay, the medics already cleared him. It's not a severe infection."
"But there are so many...fluids. And his body has changed color."
There is a moment of confusion there until they remember that Dyos's species can see in the infrared color spectrum.
"Nah, that's just a low-grade fever. It should break in the next couple days."
"But he doesn’t want to play chess today," Dyos insists.
"Ohhhh," says human Claudia, finally understanding. "No, that's normal. Humans don't like being around other people when they're sick, it's supposed to be one of the major evolutionary advantages. Protect your community from your illness and the genes live on."
"So we're just going to leave him alone?" Dyos is troubled by this. He can go for weeks without speaking to another life form, but he has seen Ismail grow despondent when unable to participate in social gathering.
"Oh, no," human Claudia says, laughing. "We're going to employ one of the other most longstanding human evolutionary advantages."
There are many to choose from and Dyos settles on, "middle age?"
"Sort of," human Claudia opens up a small shipping container and holds up a brown paper bag tied with a colorful ribbon. It glows brightly in Dyos's vision, almost as brightly as human Claudia's smile. "His nanni's hot soup, express delivery."
#i feel like this is the one that's going to get discourse and to that i say:#stop it i no feel good#we can talk about other human responses to disease when my skull goes back to being the right temperature#send good feelings the us postal service won't let my babushka send me soup#anyway#humans are human#humans are space orcs#humans are space australians#earth is space australia#earth is a death world#earth is a bond world#lemme know if i forgot any of the main ones
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Going up to a guide dog user and saying, to their dog, something along the lines of “your mommy doesn’t let me pet you. I know, it’s so unfair,” in a baby voice is first of all counterproductive, because that’s just as distracting for the dog as petting them would be, and second of all, is actually really casually guilt trippy and I don’t like it
#PSA#please stop#it makes me feel like I’m being a shitty person even though you’re the one who’s disrespecting the rules of engagement#disability things#guide dogs#service dog
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Anna Kendrick talking (briefly) about Beca's relationship with the Bellas was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. in fact, i'm actually physically shaking. what the hell.
#pitch perfect#bechloe#beca mitchell#anna kendrick#i wish i could send this to my beloved gf but i do not think afterlife has very good cell service#however she would've been as excited as i am#maybe even more#see this is the reason the universe throws impendign doom and anxiety at me#or i should just probably find other coping mechanisms than watching anna kendrick interviews#thank god she directed a film so we get new content though#.#someone stop me from ranting in tumblr tags#wait holy hell i have been so inactive here too#i need to pull my shit together wtf#my life has been consumed by that one wenclair fic for the past two weeks
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Noodles and Tea’s work inspired me fr
#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#perry the platypus#bill cipher#crossover#heinz doofenshmirtz#major monogram#great googly moogly#And at this one stand there was this forest service guy#and he was selling these really amazing muffins#they had Dunkleberries and EVERYTHING they looked delicious but they had nuts in them so I didn’t buy them#(I’m not allergic or anything I just think that there is a time and a place where you don’t put nuts in food#like seriously this thing was STUFFED with pecans and I was like that’s gonna ruin the flavor! Pecan…. that’s a really weird word you know#like try saying it out loud a couple times. Pecan.. peCHAAANs. Pea-can. hm. hm.#anyway)#but this guy had some other really random junk lying around so I decided to take a look and I actually found something really msyerious!#there was this book with a big ‘2’ on it and I couldn’t find the other ones so I was like hey where’s the rest of these and he was like#we already sold them off and I was like WHAT that’s so crazy#like if you’re gonna sell a set of books#WHY would you sell each one separately cuz that would really suck to just like#start in the middle of a series or get hooked and never be able to continue it#and I was pretty wary anyways cuz it looked so CRYPTIC and WEIRD#but he said he’d give it to me for 92 cents and baby that’s a STEAL#couldn’t NOT take it#I mean it sat around on my desk for months and I mainly just used it as a paperweight until one night#they stopped broadcasting America’s Got Talent on my channel and out of SPITE I decided to find a way to defy American Tradition#and read a book#….what? ohhhh you though I was gonna build an inator over this#no at the time I was already working on a Tuesday Inator that would force every Calendar in the Tri-State area to always have every day#as Tuesday so I could ALWAYS have a discount on tacos! do you know how OVERPRICED those things are when they’re not on Tuesday?
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Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog
Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God
Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.
Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.
May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.
Amen.
(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)
#dark kermit#rest in peace#funeral services#the muppet joker#taken too soon#rip#FUCK IM SO SAD#GRRRRR#kermits funeral#muppet hole in heaven#look at me being a little bitch and tagging this so people can see it#i’m a glutton for peoples approval#no ones even going to look through these tags so i can talk about whatever i want in them#am i satisfied? being this complicit in my own life#allowing others to dictate how i feel?#are you satisfied?#i bet you aren’t.#i don’t think any of us are#i’m sorry#i’ll go back to being a silly tumblr man#rest easy kermit. rest easy#if only it were me. if i only i died in a fire#hm#FUCK i meant to stop with the melodrama my bad#i hope you become satisfied#goffick posts
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Bernard is the one who handles the spiders. Tim can handle many things, but spiders is not one of them
He can’t handle them *well.*
He, of course, protests this statement. C4 and swords stolen from his brother are perfectly acceptable solutions, Bernard
#tim drake#bernard dowd#I’m totally picturing a Bernard that doesn’t yet know their identities#he just sees Tim show up with a sword in one hand and c4 in the other#where’d you get that? he asks#Tim: I borrowed it from damian and Jason#Bernard:#Bernard: yeah okay#Tim accidentally mentions something about the council of spiders#Bernard: I don’t think spiders have a council#oh just you wait Bernie boy#Tim’s going to give your little conspiracy theory heart everything it could ever desire#now I want bernard to find out pretty much everything especially the league of assassins and Ra’s al ghul#but then come to the absolutely wrong-est conclusions possible#Ra’s would have a conniption#Tim would think it was hilarious#Bruce would ask Tim to please stop antagonizing the league of assassins#Tim would flip him off but Bruce put in his token protest so he’s done his duty#Jason would volunteer his services in the continuing antagonizatikn efforts#Steph would be watching all of this with popcorn#sorry I got way off track#I too do not care for spiders and feel like explosions are a valid strategy
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