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Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog
Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God
Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.
Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.
May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.
Amen.
(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)
#dark kermit#rest in peace#funeral services#the muppet joker#taken too soon#rip#FUCK IM SO SAD#GRRRRR#kermits funeral#muppet hole in heaven#look at me being a little bitch and tagging this so people can see it#i’m a glutton for peoples approval#no ones even going to look through these tags so i can talk about whatever i want in them#am i satisfied? being this complicit in my own life#allowing others to dictate how i feel?#are you satisfied?#i bet you aren’t.#i don’t think any of us are#i’m sorry#i’ll go back to being a silly tumblr man#rest easy kermit. rest easy#if only it were me. if i only i died in a fire#hm#FUCK i meant to stop with the melodrama my bad#i hope you become satisfied#goffick posts
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The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#freddy fazbear#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf anniversary#HAPPY FNAF anniversary week!!!#I WANTED to draw a lil thing in celebration 🎉#I’ll probably draw more things throughout the week in celebration#no doubt I’ll have more to draw after announcements/games drop#SUPER excited !!#SO OBVIOUSLY Michael and Vanessa are very excited for the anniversary#they still like Freddy’s after all#they need any excuse they can get to have a good time#though Mike and Vanny aren’t as enthusiastic you could say#Mike think they probably shouldn’t celebrate at all#seeing they’ve only had bad things happen to em 💀#and Vanny is just not even arguing just straight up nah#I bet they’ll get more into the spirit as the week goes on tho 🩵💜#it’s been awhile since I’ve last drawn all 4 of them together!!#so felt the most fitting for rn they return the crew ever
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I hc that after Bruce’s infamous spine-breaking fight with Bane, all the Batkids pitch in and get Bruce one of those super bougie gamer chairs for the Bat-Computer. Like this thing is all leather, it’s got cup holders and LED lights, and that bad boy swivels smoother than butter.
It’s also bright fucking red. Robin red.
#Bruce hates it but it has great back back support and after he broke his spine he NEEDS to be comfy in that chair#he pouts for an entire week abt it#all his kids cackle#I bet they also put a bunch of stickers on the back that say I love Gotham and stuff like that#Barbra feels bad and gets him a file cabinet as an actual glad-you-aren’t-dead present and Bruce loves that infinitely more#I love silly grumpy dad bruce Wayne#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#barbra gordon#stephanie brown#Duke Thomas#cassandra cain#bruce wayne headcanon#batdad#batman family#black bat#batfam#batman comics#OH and bruce does the signature dad groan whenever he sits down
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Sometimes I wish asexuality and aromanticism weren’t so often lumped together in online communities. Obviously, I would never begrudge an aroace person the right to tag both of their identities in a post about, well, both of their identities. But as an ace person who isn’t aro, sometimes I wish I could scroll the ace tag and see more things that were JUST about being ace and not about being aro.
#asexuality#asexual#ace#seriously this is not at all frustration WITH aroaces you guys aren’t doing anything wrong#I just wish there was a better way to filter for content that’s JUST ace#without blocking the aro tag bc I feel like that would end up blocking a lot of queer stuff accidentally#I bet aros who aren’t ace feel the same way tbh
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we’re in the final stretch, kids! today is payday so i sent in a few more dollars in the name of @alliwantforchristmasislou. $50 again to the trevor project, and $50 to sage (Services & Advocacy for GLBT Elders) + fees 💖🫶
we already know the trevor project but sage, if you don’t know, provides assistance in taking care of our elder queer community, those who may not have support or care from their blood family in their older years. it’s an awesome program.
and i’ll take this moment to share some more of the christmas tommy-related doodles i’ve drawn for friends this season, just while we’re still in the appropriate time of year ❄️🎄💖
(edited to add links to the orgs!)
#if these are for you and you haven’t received my card yet#no you haven’t seen this cover your eyes#AllIWantForChristmasIsLou#911#911 abc#911 fanart#tommy kinard#evan buckley#eddie diaz#bucktommy#buddietommy#tevan#kinley#polyfire#oh no i’m gonna make a 9 1 1 tag now aren’t i#buff art#kinkley supremacy#BET supremacy
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i have work again tomorrow so i drew this johnny to cope
#jjba#johnny joestar#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#gyro is the one buying the Pringles fleshlight ingredients#this isn’t pictured but Johnny is like bro#you aren’t supposed to get all the ingredients in the same place#and then he’s like#i bet the real thing is wayyyy better 🥱🥱😏😏#and gyro is all 👀👀👀#so then they fuck after johnnys shift is done BAHAHAHA#i am not sorry at all#more cashier Johnny to come#I kinda wanna make gyro work at Walmart too#maybe I’ll make him a stocker#or idk if i wanna make him a cart pusher#hmmmm….
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The fandom when Anya is nice to jimmy and compliments/butters him up after the crash: obviously this is a fawn response. She doesn’t actually think these things about jimmy, she is simply trying to protect herself against a volatile, unstable person by placating him
The fandom when curly tries to placate jimmy by telling Jimmy he’d fix things, after being very nervous about jimmy’s anger and reaction when talking to Anya right beforehand and his heart racing so hard on the way to confront jimmy that he’s likely on the verge of a panic or anxiety attack: hmm. Obviously everything curly is saying to jimmy here is completely genuine and not motivated by anything. He obviously doesn’t care about the fact jimmy raped Anya and only cares about helping jimmy at the detriment to Anya. He’s a rape apologist. There could literally be no other potential explanation for why curly is saying the things he is saying right now. Let’s take everything curly is saying here completely at face value and not analyze anything else about Curly’s behavior or the rest of the scene.
[seriously why are people only capable of recognizing the fawn response in Anya and not Curly]
#to be clear the people who say Anya had a fawn response are RIGHT!#but since curly is a man clearly there’s no way he could be afraid of jimmy#listen. I’m not trying to say curly is completely flawless#and I get why people get mad at curly for what he said to Jimmy there after finding out what jimmy did#because yeah out of context someone telling a rapist stuff like “I’ll fix things” “we’ll get through this together” “you’ve gotten through#difficult times before” in response to said rapist fearing his life will be ruined after his actions are exposed#is deplorable#but you can’t just put things in a vacuum#it was a very difficult situation curly was in. regarding of how he confronts jimmy he’s going to be stuck on a ship with him for 8 months#and before u say “he should’ve just killed Jimmy!” think for a moment.#permanently ending someone’s life is traumatic for the vast majority of people#and this is someone he’s known for years and years so it would be extra difficult#also like. would Anya even want jimmy to be murdered? sure she’d feel safer but I feel like she’d have complicated feelings about it#idk like. it’s a very tricky situation#can’t even report Jimmy to HR because that would result in everyone’s pay getting docked.#which would just hurt Anya since she has no savings#curly mouthwashing#fandom critical#would it felt been more therapeutic for fans if curly instead violently confronted jimmy and beat him up for what he did to Anya? yes#but would that have actually helped Anya? no#if anything it would’ve likely made things worse because Jimmy could’ve just taken his anger out on her afterwards#because they’re on a tiny ship together. only way they could have eliminated the threat to her would be like. tying jimmy up for months#or shoving him in a cryptopod. but knowing pony express I bet improper use of cryptopods would result in docking everyone’s pay#and it would’ve been serviously hard to keep jimmy tied up for months. it’s not like there’s a prison cell on the ship#the crew is already stretched thin do u think they could have someone constantly watch him for 8 months??#because that’s likely what would need to happen if they just kept him tied up#there aren’t any good rooms to lock him in#yes it would’ve been better for everyone in the end if Jimmy was tied up or shoved in a cryptopod or killed#but how was curly supposed to know that. hindsight is 20/20#yes curly should’ve taken the threat jimmy posed more seriously. and handled the situation better. but there were no easy solutions and—
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Hey did you guys know that a lot of psych-meds (SSRIs, SNRIs, et al) can cause tooth decay? Because I didn’t until a dentist mentioned it to me; no psychiatrist or GP prescribing me those drugs over the years thought to mention it
(I’m not a dentist but I was told that because they cause dry mouth, that increases your risk of tooth problems, particularly if you’re taking them for a long time)
#every now and then i remember this#if i wasn’t told i bet most people aren’t so there you go#mad liberation#anti psychiatry#anti psych#psychiatric survivor#psychiatry#psych meds#SSRIs#mad pride
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if you like silverrusso i hope you also like my big sweaty balls in your mouth because you can go ahead and suck them you fucking cunt
#silverrusso fans GET OUTTA HERE‼️‼️‼️#i bet you all STINK.#i fucking hate silverrusso fans#silverrusso fans are nasty#grimy ass motherfuckers#i bet you don’t wash between your asscheeks#you guys are fucking GROSS‼️‼️#adding the silverrusso tags because i want those dirty fucks to see this#i’m out for blood#silverrusso#terry silver x daniel larusso#karate kid#the karate kid#daniel larusso#okay byebye i love my pookies#unless you’re a silverrusso fan#in which case you aren’t my pookie#sorry not sorry#oops forgot one#silverusso#i bet you guys that you were clever with only adding one r in silverusso so its a seemless transition between their names#fuck you silverrusso fans
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Trying to be patient and wait for resin to cure before adding more colors is actually torture to me I’m going to mcfucking die actually
#i LOVE doing resin#but also im gnawing my own leg off like a fox in a trap#‘you can use uv resin’#it is both more expensive to use uv resin for the molds im working with and also my molds aren’t clear so it won’t cure#epoxy resin is my best bet#it just takes sooooo long
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Do you support Kamala?
No idea who that is.
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#ooc: you fuckig bet i do#and i sure as fuck don’t support the FUCKING FELON WHO ENCURRAGED A COUP WHEN HE LOST LIKE A SORE LOSER#plus all the other shit i don’t wanna get into rn jfc#fucking satan could be running against him and i still wouldn’t vote him back in#him being legally allowed to run again makes me embarrased to be an american#more so than usual#anyway that being said if we could limit the election talk on here that’d be cool#or really politics in general#my fandom blogs are where i go to take a brake from that stuff#if it’s brought over here too then burnouts gonna set in and then who’s gonna be left to fight#let’s leave these spaces for everyone to breath and take a brake yeah?#not to mention there’s a lot of people who aren’t involved in the election who like. don’t wanna hear about it#please and thank you 💖
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hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.
#ra speaks#personal#oceangate#missing sub#be normal on this post or I’m going to be disappointed in you and hope you grow as person#listen I’m not touching the ‘site of a horrific maritime disaster being used as a tourist locale’ with a ten foot pole#but like the people in that sub are currently going through something incredibly traumatic and will be lucky to survive#and I know we all love to laugh at dumb rich people suffering the consequences of their hubris#but jfc maybe I’m insane but like on a human level can you respect the horror of what is happening to real living ppl for a goddamn minute#there’s also a good chance these folk aren’t millionaires#they’re probably upper middle class folk splurging for the start of summer vacation#‘oh but I bet they’re still rich assholes-‘ THERES PEOPLE IN THERE. THEY MIGHT DIE. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GRASP AS A TERRIBLE THING???#me. low empathy: wow this is horrible. I quite literally can’t imagine how the people down there feel but I’m sure it’s incredibly traumatic#dumbasses making memes: haha dumb rich kid and his dad are gonna suffocate in a metal tube lol
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something that shouldn’t be a hot take but is: the reason that it seems like all the “mediocre” writers have a ton of books at the “good” writers don’t isn’t bc DC loves to reward mediocrity or favoritism or w/e (or at least it’s not only that).
the reason is bc no matter how good a writer is, if you give them too many projects with unmovable deadlines that they have to juggle, the quality is going to inevitably start slipping somewhere bc they’re rushing to get things done. it’s the same reason a lot of books will have a really strong 3-6 issues at the start before the quality starts to dip – usually when you pitch a book, you already have the first arc planned out.
you would think the way to combat this would be to give writers less books, but unfortunately the nature of freelance is that most of the writers (and artists) who work for DC don’t get paid enough to live on from writing only a single book. if writing comics is your only source of income and you need to do it to eat, you’re going to try to take on as many additional projects as you feel like you can handle.
imo the solution to this should, in theory, be for DC to put writers on salary instead of freelance and pay them better to focus more on fewer projects, but DC doesn’t want to pay them for shit bc they think they should be grateful for even having the honor of working there.
#dc comics#idk just thinking aloud#not to say there aren’t people who wouldn’t be writing trash regardless#but everyone has at least one of two writers where you like some of their stuff and hate others#and you can’t figure out why the quality varies so much#i would bet it’s bc they’re juggling like four different books trying to pay their rent
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Black women stop muling for the POCs and white women
#us politics#POC solidarity#us elections#just stay back#relax#and hopefully if we keep our mouths shut for once and stop throwing ourselves at every problem they have they’ll get whatever they voted for#screw POC solidarity#oh and don’t think the white women aren’t getting any smoke either#black women#black girls of tumblr#black women divest#divestment#2024 us presidential election#2024 us elections#black women I say it’s time to collectively return to our root worker and hoodoo days#because if we are going to be living in a country like this#you best bet we need all the help we could possibly get#and maybe curse a couple people but I’m sure that’ll come up at some point#blackblr#black girls#poc#people of color#black tumblr
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I know we all still talk about that post that’s like “I wish you wouldn’t think of me that way” and it’s helped so many people, so along that same vein I would love to introduce y’all to the Liking Gap
This helps me when I’m feeling Anxious and Insecure about my connections with people. Your loved ones really do like you more than you think. I promise.
#bee’s buzzing#my ex traumatized me and fucked me up emotionally#but I need to constantly remind myself that the people in my life now aren’t her or the person she cheated on me with#no one’s talking badly about me behind my back#the people I love most love me just as much as I love them#they’re just more secure in those emotions than I am#and I’m willing to bet the same is true for the collective You
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i don't know anything at all about that cat warrior thing but every time i see a picture of a cat i feel inclined to vote love because look at that little kitty!!! i love them!!! i ultimately vote don't know because i'm honest!!! but i'm always shocked when there's more hate than love for cute cats
Same. Like I understand that bongwater or whoever cheated on his wife and did kitten genocide and canonically went to cat hell but counterpoint. He’s got a fuzzy little face
#I get tho that it’s probably easier to personify and hate them when you read it though since you aren’t looking at a picture of a kitty#I just can’t as someone who is googling pictures of them for polls and hasn’t read the books#warriors picture books would be something else I bet#anyways#I love the warriors fandom you are stronger than I am. so many books#not a poll#ask#anonymous#warriors
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