#i bet you aren’t.

[greywobbles]

Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog

Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God

Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.

Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.

May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.

Amen.

(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!

[lightshiningforth]

Sometimes I wish asexuality and aromanticism weren’t so often lumped together in online communities. Obviously, I would never begrudge an aroace person the right to tag both of their identities in a post about, well, both of their identities. But as an ace person who isn’t aro, sometimes I wish I could scroll the ace tag and see more things that were JUST about being ace and not about being aro.

[emohorseboy]

Hey did you guys know that a lot of psych-meds (SSRIs, SNRIs, et al) can cause tooth decay? Because I didn’t until a dentist mentioned it to me; no psychiatrist or GP prescribing me those drugs over the years thought to mention it

(I’m not a dentist but I was told that because they cause dry mouth, that increases your risk of tooth problems, particularly if you’re taking them for a long time)

[atomizerjunkie]

if you like silverrusso i hope you also like my big sweaty balls in your mouth because you can go ahead and suck them you fucking cunt

[yourpaceangel]

Trying to be patient and wait for resin to cure before adding more colors is actually torture to me I’m going to mcfucking die actually

[askchilchuck]

Do you support Kamala?

No idea who that is.

[badolmen]

hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.

[luthwhore]

something that shouldn’t be a hot take but is: the reason that it seems like all the “mediocre” writers have a ton of books at the “good” writers don’t isn’t bc DC loves to reward mediocrity or favoritism or w/e (or at least it’s not only that).

the reason is bc no matter how good a writer is, if you give them too many projects with unmovable deadlines that they have to juggle, the quality is going to inevitably start slipping somewhere bc they’re rushing to get things done. it’s the same reason a lot of books will have a really strong 3-6 issues at the start before the quality starts to dip – usually when you pitch a book, you already have the first arc planned out.

you would think the way to combat this would be to give writers less books, but unfortunately the nature of freelance is that most of the writers (and artists) who work for DC don’t get paid enough to live on from writing only a single book. if writing comics is your only source of income and you need to do it to eat, you’re going to try to take on as many additional projects as you feel like you can handle.

imo the solution to this should, in theory, be for DC to put writers on salary instead of freelance and pay them better to focus more on fewer projects, but DC doesn’t want to pay them for shit bc they think they should be grateful for even having the honor of working there.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Black women stop muling for the POCs and white women

[hxneyfarm]

I know we all still talk about that post that’s like “I wish you wouldn’t think of me that way” and it’s helped so many people, so along that same vein I would love to introduce y’all to the Liking Gap

This helps me when I’m feeling Anxious and Insecure about my connections with people. Your loved ones really do like you more than you think. I promise.

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

i don't know anything at all about that cat warrior thing but every time i see a picture of a cat i feel inclined to vote love because look at that little kitty!!! i love them!!! i ultimately vote don't know because i'm honest!!! but i'm always shocked when there's more hate than love for cute cats

Same. Like I understand that bongwater or whoever cheated on his wife and did kitten genocide and canonically went to cat hell but counterpoint. He’s got a fuzzy little face

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

Mmm tits out , bandaged up, and afraid to make eye contact with a woman. The perfect Donald Pierce.

[labyrynth]

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

Very simple sticker

[bugganox]

okay if I were a Minecraft cc I would ABSOLUTELY make fake/alt accounts no one else knew about so I could see what my fandom was up to incognito. Ao3, Twitter, tumblr, I don’t know, YouTube?? Everything. Especially Ao3. The people that are two cowardly to brave those frontiers may not get it- but I ABSOLUTELY would read fan fiction about me. No doubt about it. No hesitation. Like, would you not even be a LITTLE curious?? This is also why I don’t post my fanfiction. Hm. I may have a problem.