#i bet you aren’t.
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greywobbles · 6 months ago
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Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog
Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God
Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.
Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.
May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.
Amen.
(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!
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arkangelo-7 · 2 months ago
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I hc that after Bruce’s infamous spine-breaking fight with Bane, all the Batkids pitch in and get Bruce one of those super bougie gamer chairs for the Bat-Computer. Like this thing is all leather, it’s got cup holders and LED lights, and that bad boy swivels smoother than butter.
It’s also bright fucking red. Robin red.
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lightshiningforth · 9 months ago
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Sometimes I wish asexuality and aromanticism weren’t so often lumped together in online communities. Obviously, I would never begrudge an aroace person the right to tag both of their identities in a post about, well, both of their identities. But as an ace person who isn’t aro, sometimes I wish I could scroll the ace tag and see more things that were JUST about being ace and not about being aro.
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buffaluff · 26 days ago
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we’re in the final stretch, kids! today is payday so i sent in a few more dollars in the name of @alliwantforchristmasislou. $50 again to the trevor project, and $50 to sage (Services & Advocacy for GLBT Elders) + fees 💖🫶
we already know the trevor project but sage, if you don’t know, provides assistance in taking care of our elder queer community, those who may not have support or care from their blood family in their older years. it’s an awesome program.
and i’ll take this moment to share some more of the christmas tommy-related doodles i’ve drawn for friends this season, just while we’re still in the appropriate time of year ❄️🎄💖
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(edited to add links to the orgs!)
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ghonorrhead · 1 month ago
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i have work again tomorrow so i drew this johnny to cope
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i-reblog-everything44 · 2 months ago
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The fandom when Anya is nice to jimmy and compliments/butters him up after the crash: obviously this is a fawn response. She doesn’t actually think these things about jimmy, she is simply trying to protect herself against a volatile, unstable person by placating him
The fandom when curly tries to placate jimmy by telling Jimmy he’d fix things, after being very nervous about jimmy’s anger and reaction when talking to Anya right beforehand and his heart racing so hard on the way to confront jimmy that he’s likely on the verge of a panic or anxiety attack: hmm. Obviously everything curly is saying to jimmy here is completely genuine and not motivated by anything. He obviously doesn’t care about the fact jimmy raped Anya and only cares about helping jimmy at the detriment to Anya. He’s a rape apologist. There could literally be no other potential explanation for why curly is saying the things he is saying right now. Let’s take everything curly is saying here completely at face value and not analyze anything else about Curly’s behavior or the rest of the scene.
[seriously why are people only capable of recognizing the fawn response in Anya and not Curly]
#to be clear the people who say Anya had a fawn response are RIGHT!#but since curly is a man clearly there’s no way he could be afraid of jimmy#listen. I’m not trying to say curly is completely flawless#and I get why people get mad at curly for what he said to Jimmy there after finding out what jimmy did#because yeah out of context someone telling a rapist stuff like “I’ll fix things” “we’ll get through this together” “you’ve gotten through#difficult times before” in response to said rapist fearing his life will be ruined after his actions are exposed#is deplorable#but you can’t just put things in a vacuum#it was a very difficult situation curly was in. regarding of how he confronts jimmy he’s going to be stuck on a ship with him for 8 months#and before u say “he should’ve just killed Jimmy!” think for a moment.#permanently ending someone’s life is traumatic for the vast majority of people#and this is someone he’s known for years and years so it would be extra difficult#also like. would Anya even want jimmy to be murdered? sure she’d feel safer but I feel like she’d have complicated feelings about it#idk like. it’s a very tricky situation#can’t even report Jimmy to HR because that would result in everyone’s pay getting docked.#which would just hurt Anya since she has no savings#curly mouthwashing#fandom critical#would it felt been more therapeutic for fans if curly instead violently confronted jimmy and beat him up for what he did to Anya? yes#but would that have actually helped Anya? no#if anything it would’ve likely made things worse because Jimmy could’ve just taken his anger out on her afterwards#because they’re on a tiny ship together. only way they could have eliminated the threat to her would be like. tying jimmy up for months#or shoving him in a cryptopod. but knowing pony express I bet improper use of cryptopods would result in docking everyone’s pay#and it would’ve been serviously hard to keep jimmy tied up for months. it’s not like there’s a prison cell on the ship#the crew is already stretched thin do u think they could have someone constantly watch him for 8 months??#because that’s likely what would need to happen if they just kept him tied up#there aren’t any good rooms to lock him in#yes it would’ve been better for everyone in the end if Jimmy was tied up or shoved in a cryptopod or killed#but how was curly supposed to know that. hindsight is 20/20#yes curly should’ve taken the threat jimmy posed more seriously. and handled the situation better. but there were no easy solutions and—
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emohorseboy · 8 months ago
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Hey did you guys know that a lot of psych-meds (SSRIs, SNRIs, et al) can cause tooth decay? Because I didn’t until a dentist mentioned it to me; no psychiatrist or GP prescribing me those drugs over the years thought to mention it
(I’m not a dentist but I was told that because they cause dry mouth, that increases your risk of tooth problems, particularly if you’re taking them for a long time)
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atomizerjunkie · 7 months ago
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if you like silverrusso i hope you also like my big sweaty balls in your mouth because you can go ahead and suck them you fucking cunt
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yourpaceangel · 11 months ago
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Trying to be patient and wait for resin to cure before adding more colors is actually torture to me I’m going to mcfucking die actually
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askchilchuck · 4 months ago
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Do you support Kamala?
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No idea who that is.
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badolmen · 2 years ago
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hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.
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luthwhore · 7 months ago
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something that shouldn’t be a hot take but is: the reason that it seems like all the “mediocre” writers have a ton of books at the “good” writers don’t isn’t bc DC loves to reward mediocrity or favoritism or w/e (or at least it’s not only that).
the reason is bc no matter how good a writer is, if you give them too many projects with unmovable deadlines that they have to juggle, the quality is going to inevitably start slipping somewhere bc they’re rushing to get things done. it’s the same reason a lot of books will have a really strong 3-6 issues at the start before the quality starts to dip – usually when you pitch a book, you already have the first arc planned out.
you would think the way to combat this would be to give writers less books, but unfortunately the nature of freelance is that most of the writers (and artists) who work for DC don’t get paid enough to live on from writing only a single book. if writing comics is your only source of income and you need to do it to eat, you’re going to try to take on as many additional projects as you feel like you can handle.
imo the solution to this should, in theory, be for DC to put writers on salary instead of freelance and pay them better to focus more on fewer projects, but DC doesn’t want to pay them for shit bc they think they should be grateful for even having the honor of working there.
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sanyu-thewitch05 · 3 months ago
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Black women stop muling for the POCs and white women
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hxneyfarm · 11 months ago
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I know we all still talk about that post that’s like “I wish you wouldn’t think of me that way” and it’s helped so many people, so along that same vein I would love to introduce y’all to the Liking Gap
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This helps me when I’m feeling Anxious and Insecure about my connections with people. Your loved ones really do like you more than you think. I promise.
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i don't know anything at all about that cat warrior thing but every time i see a picture of a cat i feel inclined to vote love because look at that little kitty!!! i love them!!! i ultimately vote don't know because i'm honest!!! but i'm always shocked when there's more hate than love for cute cats
Same. Like I understand that bongwater or whoever cheated on his wife and did kitten genocide and canonically went to cat hell but counterpoint. He’s got a fuzzy little face
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