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chiiyuuvv · 4 months ago

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So um..

#yuvie 💌 !#yuvie 1k!#so like im in class so i cant flip tf out but erm #im actually speechless oh my god #oh my god...#OH MY GOD #OH YALL WANT ME SO BAD #LADIES LADIES CALM DOWN #HOLY SHIT #OHHH MY GOD TYSM #TUSMTUSMTYSMTYMSTYSM

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stealingyourbones · 3 months ago

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I desperately need more mentor uncle figures and mentor brother figures in DPxDC to fill the interesting relationship dynamic gap that father figures stories can't always fill are u picking up what I'm putting down. Hell, just a regular friendship relationship with absolutely 0 familial dynamic.

#the amount of fun relationships that could happen but dont bc everyone wants their boss to be their father figure is fine but saddens me #i plan to write a bunch more non father figure prompts in the near future but MAN OH MAN do yall KNOW #so to the 15 replies of “make the change you wanna see in the world” people: Im doing that alrighty yall im doing my bestttt #just how fun a brother like tim drake mentorship or a auntlike wonder woman relationship with Jazz to be????#the possibilities are endless!!!!#or just make them friends??? idk why there’s genuinely so little friendship fics with Bruce and Danny #bones speaks #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #I forgot to add this but additionally no romantic relationship ones! none of these are bad but it could be fun to flex other #writing muscles yk? try some fun platonic relationship dynamics out

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aousboom · 3 months ago

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You asked me to join you. To wonder around aimlessly. I said no, but you dragged me into this. And now, you want me gone because I'm not fun? Well, screw you!

MR. PLANKTON (2024)

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aeb-art · 4 months ago

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note: the following is three (almost four) years post-game

okay fine i'll just draw comics for my au since writing is so dang hard smh

anyways welcome to two coins! where loop shows up again but siffrin only got the one hat ending

edit: part two

#2024 #isat two coins au #isat loop #isat mirabelle #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #on technicality #isat #in stars and time #this was also an excuse to play with mira's hair again bc i wanna see her in braids so bad! with beads that click clack as she walks!#hairier isabeau... oh merciful neptune oh sweet aphrodite i thibk i hauve covid #also none of these outfits are like... definitive. i'm indecisive so i want everybody to have a wardrobe #LOOP'S HAT IS NOT SIFFRIN'S BTW they prioritized hiding from siffrin over finding where it landed oop that thing is GONE gone #that coin attached to the tip of that hat is also not siffrin's... but siffrin doesnt know that...#also hey yall ever think about how loop can kinda turn their light out and maybe be invisible? i do #anyway this au is also loop/siffrin/isabeau just fyi... also maybe the tiniest of shoutouts to loop/odile if i'm feeling cheeky #also also also... loop still uses they/them but there will be more feminine terms used for them in this au ;u;#baby finally started seeing themself as a person again and is reevaluating their gender #people around where they've been frequently traveling call them miss lu or some call them lady #eventually when the polycule is complete i want siffrin and isabeau to both call loop ''my lady'' bc the thought just makes me melt #you don't /need/ to know that but i'm telling you #okay i've been trying to articulate my thoughts in the tags for half an hour so i'll stop now...#have a good day/night i love you mwah mwah mwah

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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months ago

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me after finding out that another aroace saiki truther is actually just aphobic and pretending i didnt know all along

#not saying ALL are 😒#also not saying the headcanon makes you aphobic obviously LOL #but yall really go 'saiki hates everyone so he has to be aro'#'aroace people cant date lol that would just be messed up and defeat the point'#'he didnt want to have sex with aiura? yea hes def ace'#'aiura is his soulmate but unfortunately hes aroace'#'sure aroace people CAN date but if u give rep to the ones that do instead of the ones that dont ur a bad person'#'aroace people cant be in relationships'#'maybe satou is his exception'#and expected me not to figure out the agenda youve got going on? yeahhhhhhh okay #bats my eyelashes oh so prettily #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #meows post

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almondpiglet · 1 year ago

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finally out of that god damn artblock, its time for serizawaaaaaaa

#yall ive been pleading begging kicking the walls to draw him this whole time #how can you not expect me to want to draw him... thats actually cruel #oh yea the smoking seri doodles are part of this idea of him kinda... relapsing and picking up bad habits... im so sorry seri!!!!#never let me come up with ideas while im depressed smh #mp100 #my art #mob psycho 100 #serizawa katsuya #sketches #cw smoking

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periprose · 8 months ago

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sydney is too young for carmy. its grooming tbh very weird of carm to look at syd that way when she's his mentee and looks up to him. disgusting that creeps like u ship it

We don't have a canon age for Sydney or Carmy so I'm going off their actors' ages.

A four year difference is too much for you?? Lol. This isn't grooming and realistically most relationships can have this dynamic. Anon I invite you to the real world where rarely you will find people who date are on the exact same level (please don't come at me with this "power imbalance" shit too lol)

Also if you think I'm a creep I don't really care. Being an adult means I can do what I want without caring about randoms on the internet think of me.

A lot of you also use purity culture/false virtuosity to bully people, too; don't think I don't notice how you're subtly trying to equate this to actual pedophilia. Genuinely, you do a disservice to actual issues when you pull this shit.

#this also isnt even my worst ship in terms of age gap #you do you #but just let me do me lol #the bear fx #ask #anon #the bear #sydcarmy #sydney x carmy #sydney adamu #carmy berzatto #ngl something very catholic about the way anons come in here harping about this #like why can you not just let people do what they want #the internet has made some of you so relentlessly nosy #its not enough to ship and let ship #now it's 'youre morally a bad person and you should feel bad!!'#what if i like the fact that sydney is his mentee?? oh noo what then??#fuck yall lol everything has to be so boring and sanitized and not real #like i think most of these askers are young and never experienced real life romance #so they think everything must be a perfect fairytale or its problematic #no babe the oddities are what keep it interesting #this is almost as bad as those people who say sydney x richie is a father daughter ship

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lord-squiggletits · 6 days ago

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The fact that people fanonize Pharma as a functionist so much when Ratchet is right there is so fucking stupid it borders into hilarity honestly. It's like the fanon equivalent of someone next to you saying a slur and everyone else thinking you said it

Ratchet will be like "blah blah forged medic hands are the best blah blah I'm not saying that all the best medics are forged I'm just saying forged hands have a natural superiority over non forged hands blah blah once my hands stop working someone needs to take me out back and shoot me like a crippled dog"

Pharma: "hey fuckface you stole my hands and now my hatred for you is personal because you violated my body"

The fandom: "Holy FUCK Pharma is so racist look at him being obsessed with forged medic hands being the best!!!!"

Me, every other Pharma fan, anyone with reading comprehension:

#obv fictional robot racism is not an issue but it's so funny to me ppl want pharma (a minority in universe)#to be a bigot soooo bad to justify making him evil and unredeemable and paint all his motivation as bad #but at the same time dratchet (bc it's mostly Dratchet shippers who do this)#has ratchet shipped with a formerly poor ghetto living drug addict and oh #people know what oppression is and are so woke when they talk about DRIFT #and can go into all sorts of nuances about police brutality and wars on drugs etc etc #but when pharma is there 'famous for being forged' and a medic and a jet #when jets are famously restricted to only military or freight/cargo #and other scientific class jets like jetfire needed exemptions to get to where they were #no one outside of dedicated Pharma fans has jackshit to say about pharma being in an oppressed class #instead we just headcanon him as a functionist bigoted poor people and drug addict hating asshole #bc of course pharma only exists in relation to dratchet and we have to make him hate drift for existing #and we have to deflect from the fact that ratchet is the one who has actually made bigoted statements #so yeah just erase the fact that Pharma is literally a minority who needed permission to be allowed to be a doctor #he's totally a functionist yall #you can tell bc he's angry about how ratchet had enough time to take his hands and put them on himself #but not enough time to like go look or send a team to verify pharma was dead #oh yeah dont forget we have to throw on some homophobic stereotypes while we're here #about how he's a crazy stalker bc of his unrequited gay lust #and also ableism by writing him as a freak who's evil bc he's crazy #squiggposting #pharma apologism

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hayaku14 · 6 months ago

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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au

#kaishin #i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH #but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN #yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor #i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER #also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc #i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee #also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH #also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs #thats why im just yapping here LOL #might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk #yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles #ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW #but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee #akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE #OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU #anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW #oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO #kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene #anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love #ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO #AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE #oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear #ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO #the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same #you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳

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dynamitekansai · 4 months ago

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THE USOS REUNITE WWE SMACKDOWN (OCTOBER 25, 2024)

#no useful tags just me bitching lmao #i am SO unmoved #im praying theres more to all this than them just speedrunning this reunion just so certain things can line up in time for ple shows #and so wrestling fans with less than one braincell can get the instant gratification of their favwit tag team together again 🥺#bc oh bite me lolllll #so much of this ~cinema~ is starting to feel rushed and im just hoping theres turns or angles or REASONS for it #but thats asking me to trust wrestling with carrying storylines fully and i do NOT #the things i wanted most from this story were jey getting proper acknowledgement/vindication and apology for his abuse #and explanation for why the family treats solo as they do (and then expect him to be a well adjusted adult lmao)#jey has NO reason to forgive them yet like did they buy him hallmark cards behind the scenes?#and theyve done much worse to him for much longer the new bloodline #you dont get to brag about this being the greatest slowburn long term cinema storytelling and then just....#im HOPING so bad its not just as simple as it looks i am #they keep swearing theres so many more 'innings' to this so idk prove me wrong please literally do #but that still wont make me moved by ✨og bloodline reunion✨#bc what yall mean yall are still the heels in my eyes like why do you have so many family members yall left on the side of the road #while talking about family above all and dont divide family lmao #and i get ~twin bond~ but LORD #actually that twin bond excuse is evil too #solo go bring in jeremiah since hes technically part of wwe canon too and beat their asses together actually lmao #i aint forgot jey saying something like having brothers is great but how being a twin is just different/special #like yeah sure but can you not make your other siblings sound like secondhand brothers or whatever shdhfhjf #ok im done. for now. for this post. maybe.#venting about my interests is fun for me ok #its how i process the information given to me and understand it #and also i like to bitch

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illiana-mystery · 3 months ago

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#oh my gosh #this man #this man right here #he stole my heart #and i want him arrested for that #lol #if yall know me #you know that this character right here #helped turn me into a fangirl #like lord have mercy #he's bad so so bad #but i can fix him #i know i can #goddamn he's fine #jfc #john geiger #speed 2 #speed 2 cruise control #willem dafoe

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nathsolkyoako · 2 months ago

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Haha yay I love being scared I’m coming off as a weird older person with my friends now (:

#my birthday is in like. a few weeks. I’m already afraid of being an adult #like I love my friends!!! I want to tell them!!!!!!! I love being around them and talking to them and being silly but that could come off as #smth I don’t want to mean!!!!!!!!!#they’re a lot younger than me kinda!!!!!!!#adults with younger friends on the internet are always treated like guilty until proven innocent!!!#I’m not looking forward to being so terrified of saying Anything and being seen as That #concern posting #aggjgjgjfhfjgjhhhhhtgsffFfFfFAFAAAAACKCKKKK #I Know I would never but I’m still terrified of ending up like that I know I’m not going to it’s a fucking. intrusive thought I think is the #word. I think it’s an ocd thing that happens a lot with anxious people (extremely disordered person here lmao) like you Know your not an awf #ul person but you can’t help thinking ‘oh what if your secretly a pedophile’ or some shit like no?????? I’m not????????#but there’s always that FUCKING what if #I hate it I agagggghhggjhkhhhhhhfffff #if I’m like put on a list because of this post I’m gonna kill something bro #sorry just saying shit!!! don’t like keeping rants and shit like this circling in my head so I make postsssss #I’m not making another fucking side blog for this shit yall get the Bad Shit

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beware-of-you-98 · 6 months ago

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you’re telling me emily was in BLUE and jj was in RED in [derogatory] truth or DARE????

#oh it’s like the show runners want me to watch this soooo damn bad #AND I HAD TO FIND THIS OUT THROUGH THE EMILY PRENTISS DAILY TWITTER #OF ALL THE THINGS I’VE SEEN FROM THIS EPISODE #OHHHHH THEY WANT ME TO WATCH SO FUCKING BAD #bUt YoU cAn JuSt MuTe ThE ePiSoDe #it’s the principal of things ok #i’ve gone this long without watching why would I cave in now #but emily prentiss in blue #and jennifer jareau in red #that’s literally my brand yall #:(#tw truth or dare #criminal minds #emily prentiss #jennifer jj jareau #jennifer jareau #i knew about the jj in red thing btw #i had No idea about the emily in blue

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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sending you the best wishes for 2025 (even tho there's still 4 hours to it for me lol) 🫶🏻

happy new year to everyone !!!!!! here's to hoping it's better than this one was :^)

#snap chats #it's year of the wood snake next year you know .... heh ..... <- is a metal snake <- metal snake year wont be until 2062 💀#you know speaking of i find being a metal snake so ironic because my mom absolutely hates snakes. LOL //awkward laughter//#ANYWAY my perpetual mother issues aside it's been a wonderful year with you all so far !!!!#there's sill like five hours left of 2024 for me also so LMAO im getting the speech out too early but idk #who knows if i post anymore tonight lemme speak ...#but yeah ... just my usual sappy behavior an all ... it's been really wonderful chattin with yall #here's to 2025 being funnier and giving us a lot more things to chat about :] !!#whats yalls new years resolutions .... i wanna read more comics .... lol ...#im really bad at doing that if anyones surpsied ... i have a lot of stuff on my To Read list but i never get to them #ive already begun picking up the pace again with my continued reading of the 60's comics but i wanna read more in general #i know i really wanted to start reading more scarlet-witch-centric comics soon ... ive grown very fond of wanda these past weeks..#tho ig that can be said of both the twins but i was just thinkin of wanda today esp. Is That Because Of Rivals LEAVE ME ALOONNEEE #OH BUT ON THAT NOTE. if i can make at least one (1) goofy rivals video next year that'll be fun #anyways !!!! see yall. next year ;] unless i post before midnight jveLKJEAKLJ

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kaiserkisser · 4 months ago

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can someone nice (!!) please please please adopt me im begging you im requesting you (huge word vomit and vent in tags, pls dont read if u dont want to!! and if you don't want this stuff on this blog PLS lmk!! i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy! )

#tw vent #yes ik i have a vent blog #but idk why i dont wanna go there #ill prolly delete this in a while + if i vent here (which ill try not to) ill always tag it #but if any of yall aren't fine with it pls do lmk!!! ill stop <3 #Anyways.#fucking hell i hate this.#dude #i very specifically told them to hurry the fuck up THEY were the ones making us late #i have told them a hundred times the minimum time i jeed to get ready #i told them this morning too that you guys make us late then put it all on me #nad she went like oh no dear dont worry that wont happen #WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH #and like the lecture and huge ass scolding and then cold shouldet ive been getting from BOTH of them before i left for coachinh #im just tired atp #idk its not even that big a deal this happens everyday #i dont know how to feel #idk if im even rly feeling anything atp #its just that i really fucking hate being here #I wanna get the fuck out #but thing is this makes me feel kinda guilty occasionally #for eg a few days ago i was rly sick and she took care of me kinda #and then that made me feel bad for hating her #but then things like this happen and i cant help it and i feel so conflicted #i dont want to stay here i know that for sure but i feel guilty for it #if i speak im being rude and backtalking #if i dont speak im being rude and ignoring #the fuck am i supposed to do????#she always tells me to 'stay silent and just hear it'#and when i do that she keeps shouting again and again and finally i say smth bc although its extremely fucking dumb of me to open my mouth

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opikiquu · 10 months ago

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aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

#★ arin rambles #‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you #AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY #OH MY LORD #OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS.#MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I #AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video #‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE #I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY #Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute #HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO.#Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever #any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU #IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY #IM COVERED IN DIRT #IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN #oh goodness me oh my #im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick #Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE!#guys…. he my favorriet…#my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything #hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM*#yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW #IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY?#oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut #ly DOOMED #yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton #TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE #i womder how crazy i look right now #Sighs lovingly at him..

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