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lord-squiggletits · 1 day ago

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The fact that people fanonize Pharma as a functionist so much when Ratchet is right there is so fucking stupid it borders into hilarity honestly. It's like the fanon equivalent of someone next to you saying a slur and everyone else thinking you said it

Ratchet will be like "blah blah forged medic hands are the best blah blah I'm not saying that all the best medics are forged I'm just saying forged hands have a natural superiority over non forged hands blah blah once my hands stop working someone needs to take me out back and shoot me like a crippled dog"

Pharma: "hey fuckface you stole my hands and now my hatred for you is personal because you violated my body"

The fandom: "Holy FUCK Pharma is so racist look at him being obsessed with forged medic hands being the best!!!!"

Me, every other Pharma fan, anyone with reading comprehension:

#obv fictional robot racism is not an issue but it's so funny to me ppl want pharma (a minority in universe)#to be a bigot soooo bad to justify making him evil and unredeemable and paint all his motivation as bad #but at the same time dratchet (bc it's mostly Dratchet shippers who do this)#has ratchet shipped with a formerly poor ghetto living drug addict and oh #people know what oppression is and are so woke when they talk about DRIFT #and can go into all sorts of nuances about police brutality and wars on drugs etc etc #but when pharma is there 'famous for being forged' and a medic and a jet #when jets are famously restricted to only military or freight/cargo #and other scientific class jets like jetfire needed exemptions to get to where they were #no one outside of dedicated Pharma fans has jackshit to say about pharma being in an oppressed class #instead we just headcanon him as a functionist bigoted poor people and drug addict hating asshole #bc of course pharma only exists in relation to dratchet and we have to make him hate drift for existing #and we have to deflect from the fact that ratchet is the one who has actually made bigoted statements #so yeah just erase the fact that Pharma is literally a minority who needed permission to be allowed to be a doctor #he's totally a functionist yall #you can tell bc he's angry about how ratchet had enough time to take his hands and put them on himself #but not enough time to like go look or send a team to verify pharma was dead #oh yeah dont forget we have to throw on some homophobic stereotypes while we're here #about how he's a crazy stalker bc of his unrequited gay lust #and also ableism by writing him as a freak who's evil bc he's crazy #squiggposting #pharma apologism

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