#None of these people are normal...
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I'm sorry but Shuri is the only sane person in the entire movie:
Ramonda declared War to the Talokan nation without a backup plan.
Namor kidnapped the Princess of Wakanda, forgot it was a kidnapping halfway through and took her on a touristic tour without thinking about the consequences. How did he even think for a second things would run smoothly?
Nakia killed a lady guard and refused to listen to Shuri when she asked her for the kimoyo beads.
M'Baku thought he could beat Namor with his stick and came to a council meeting with a carrot.
Attuma became obsessed with Okoye the minute he met her. Man, I don't know if you've noticed but you have a job, you need to focus.
Riri casually built a vibranium detecting machine and thought she would stay trouble-free
Ayo works with her girlfriend.
Shuri is the only one with some common sense left. She tried to reason with Namor, told him they should find a peaceful solution and then when she wanted to attack him, actually had a plan and a backup plan in case the first plan failed.
All the other characters are incompetent. Lovely, adorable, but incompetent. *This doesn't apply to Namora, she has never done anything wrong in her life ever.
#None of these people are normal...#wakanda forever#shuri#namora#namor#okoye#nakia#ayo#queen ramonda#attuma#wakanda forever spoilers#black panther wakanda forever spoilers#I love them all by the way#they're all my fave#but seriously Shuri was the only one who was actually thinking
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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Hero.
#legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#loz eow#loz#zelda#tri#josh art tag#been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol#ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one#and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass#it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it#also i find the timing of this drawing funny#cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual#cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying#my style reminds people of stained glass#and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont#cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like#but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments#and decided to lean into it#but now just a little while after that#here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol
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None of the FNAF Mikes or Vanessas are normal,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#michael afton#fnaf#fnaf movie#sister location#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#straight up none of these dudes are normal in the slightest#especially the two Aftons#but the other two are no where near being normal people#Vanny literally has a virus rabbit in her brain#while mike may seem regular he’s literally abnormal to other regular people#they all got their funny quirks and crazy backstories#and that’s what makes them work as a friend group#when your group small bit wild 😤#I’m gonna get all four of them therapy promise
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05x05
Remember the episode where Wilson pretended he was doing drugs and dating a sex worker after he realised that House was spying on him 😐
#WHAT IS ERONG WITH YOU!!!!#Like yes House started spying on Wilson which is Weird#but Wilson instead of being uncomfortable or whatever#*noticed* that someone was spying on him (which none of the other people who were spied on did)#and decided to pull this shit#He planted fake evidence all excited for House to find them and trick him#Is this their idea of play? Are they playing?#Is this their old man equivalent of hide and seek on the playground?#BECAUSE THATS NOT NORMAL#house md#wilson#james wilson#hilson#wouse#gregory house#greg house#doctor house
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“The gravity falls fandom should have been writing ford/bill instead of bill dip-“
FIRST OF ALL, respect your parents. Bill dip founded the ground you stand on. And if you imply otherwise you’re not only moronic, but a liar. There’s a reason Bill is remembered and it isn’t SFW
SECOND, and perhaps more IMPORTANTLY of all, where?
From where, you dumb f*ck? Ford appeared in the last season. There was no CONTENT. You act like you’ve been handed the scriptures but you WERE WRITTEN YESTERDAY
You’re selling you history for crumbs of fake future
#gravity falls#the book of bill#billdip#‘oh but it’s weird-‘ YOU A PHONEY#people will laugh about your weakness#your willingness to sell your history your roots your comrades#for WHAT#NORMALCY? the exact same shit you’re trying to escape#you make me sick#none of us are normal and if you think we are#you will be spat out by the machine after serving its purpose as weapon of conformity
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#sars cov 2#covid 19#i've interacted with 4 different friends/acquaintances in the past month alone who have all been hospitalised after having a stroke#(and in one case multiple strokes)#one who i visited in hospital over the weekend had a (unmasked) nurse coughing up a lung in her room 👍#and one of them who had to undergo surgery also had to be moved to a different hospital#bc the ward they were keeping him in was full of confirmed covid patients 👍👍#idk how many times it needs to be said before it gets through people's heads but VACCINES ARE NOT ENOUGH#and encouraging ppl to rely solely on them when there are already plans to jack up the prices so you have to KEEP PAYING for boosters#for an ONGOING mass-disabling event is so laughably unrealistic and absurd and flat-out demonic#you need to mitigate the actual spread of covid by WEARING A MASK + fighting for CLEAN AIR/proper ventilation in public spaces!!!!!!#ppl are so eager to forget the whole 'break the chain of transmission' thing and how effective masking is and so this is where we're at#'i got infected and infected other ppl who might die or become permanently disabled but it's no big deal bc no one else wears a mask#so if /i/ didn't infect them someone else would have anyway so it's not my fault and really its got nothing to do with me and my choices'#if everyone is responsible then no one is responsible - that's how it works right?#it's no wonder some ppl go rabid at even the sight of someone wearing a mask and minding their own business#ppl seeking treatment for unrelated conditions/illnesses and then dying from covid caught in hospitals#due to lack of npis/basic mitigation measures - no regulations no accountability#we truly live in a hell (''new normal'') of our own making#anyway none of this is new news at all i mostly thought it might be good to share the info graphic abt signs of stroke#covid has been given free reign and chances are increasing as to how likely you'll encounter it happening to someone you know at some point#also heart attacks and pots and alzheimer's etc etc etc
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Zepp was such a freak honestly. Like, all he had to do was keep Lawrence's family tied up. He didn't need to be doing all that shit with the steposcope. He just wanted to do that. Abnormal behaviour.
#everyone in this movie is such a freak honestly. none of you people are normal#saw#saw 2004#zepp hindle#zep hindle#horror movies
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We interrupt our usual broadcast to ask the USAmericans out there, please make plans to go vote for Harris.
What ever you think of Kamala Harris, remember the other guy is basically a fascist.
One of the two will take office after the election - there is no other possibility.
Please do your part in keeping Trump out of power. Go vote for Harris.
#kamala harris#will be a fine normal president she's younger and more energetic and has experience doing the job#she'll have the the flaws of a mainstream American politician but will stick up for people Trump will villainise#there is no 'none of the above' option or third party of any significance#usa politics#vote for someone who can win#don't be fooled by any don't vote rhetoric#everyone should vote#if you're on this website there's a very good chance you're LGBT or Neurodivergent or probably both#maybe you're female or not whitor not rich#you don't want trump's supporters to become emboldened#remeber the USA has a lot of influence on world politics. Trump in power will inspire others like him around the world#how much less support would Ukraine have got under a trump? how much faster would Israel's war have escalated?#please vote#vote blue#vote democrat#and vote for all the other levels of govement as well so much stuff happens at these small levels you don't even know
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wait... cld... cld we see a nightmare version of rainbow ribbon
ok i had two ideas for this. one idea was to go full Cupcakes because i think some iteration of Rumi deserves to just go hog wild insane and should be allowed to kill people for fun so im going with that route for now. i dont get the opportunity to draw 2-3 drops of blood very often so please indulge me for a minute
im stumped for names BUT essentially i wanted to play into the idea that shes obsessed with friendship but isnt able to emotionally handle HAVING friends and the frustration makes her incredibly violent. she begins a habit of feigning weakness and tenderness to lure in new friends, invites them to sleep overs where she can get her fix of Real Friendship through fun bonding activities until she gets so overwhelmed by excitement that she just. Kills them so they can never leave and the fun will never end. repeat cycle so that she can have even more friends. i dont think she needs to be an alicorn for this but idc i think she looks cool. shes fake and crazy and sick in the head
#its like cuteness aggression but for evil women#both ribbons and riff get normal eyes when theyre evil i think its very funny#i just cant make charlie brown eyes look scary#obviously none of this is canon just fun silly au where she kills people ok? 10000 people dead ok?#quarshton#my art#ribbons
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The Hellsing family and its leaders
#hellsing#sir integra#arthur hellsing#abraham van helsing#my art#shitpost#Abraham is also a big fan of human rights violations#yes yes Alucard isn't human i don't care#<<homophobic homosexual#common point is that they all fucked Alucard at some point#none of you people are normal#Abraham's ungodly list of titles and jobs fuck you we get it#Gary stu ass#oh Bram Stoker and your internalized homophobia#i like the scar on Abraham's cheek like Dracula tore it during the battle in an almost-glasgow smile#i hope i got better at drawing old men
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i have been reading through the diary I kept from ages 14-17 and realising how helpful it can be to keep a record of how you're feeling at different moments.
not only is it helpful to write down and process how your feeling and give yourself time to truly think about it, it's nice to have something to look back on. to not just remember how you felt about a certain situation but to actually have yourself from that time tell you.
and also, from an adhd perspective, it's really lovely to have reminders of things I'd almost entirely forgotten. it's easy to think that your life right now isn't interesting, but in 5 years time? to know what songs you were listening to or book you were reading or even that Thing that you were so worried about but now you can't even remember the details. it's nice to have a physical reminder that time passes and things really can get better.
#i think part of whats makes it so special to me is that (like it is for a lot of people) those ages where so *much*#and i was so stuck in my head and socially anxious and i feel like those years of school rly shaped who i am now ect#but id kind of forgotten? its become a blur emotions over time and its nice to see it clearer#but also how i changed? and to read into it and see what i did or didn't write#im also a big fan of the inner child and doing things for your younger self and its a lovely gift to have her speaking to me directly#also if you want to journal i highly recommend doing it in a normal notebook rather than a pre planned one#it gives you the freedom for it to be whatever you want with none of the pressure#recovery#tips
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hey asmo fans
#do people even still enjoy him...#i pickup my dusty discarded blogand blow it off. im so sorry i abandoned youu#ive been thinkingabt him again lately and the pm controversies gave me an excuse to drawhim somuch for a couple days...#i keep thinkingabt how cute hed be if hisstyle was likee a little more 2000s party girl that shows up to everythign even if u didnt invite#her at all...ok . im going to disappear again maybee ive been having somany thoughts abt asmo but i think none of them would be#original or well received by normal people who arent ill about asmo because lately ive been like sillymaxing so everything i thinkabout him#is unfit for general human consumption.#asmodeus obey me#asmo#mine#oc#a&t
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"who needs a hard launch when-" "the hard launch was-" "this was the real hard launch" and every time it's just another soft launch because no one knows what anything means
#DON'T get me wrong... the jokes are funny#but more and more people are getting genuinely annoyed by people theorising abt a hard launch#and so very seriously saying x or y or z was the hard launch#no! it wasn't! it hasn't happened!#big was a hard launch in a sense but only of a past relationship like we know its more obviously but he didn't actually say it#the only thing that's actually a hard launch is that normal gay couple interview#but that wasn't entirely of their own volition so we don't count it#plus it doesn't count when they then went back to pretending like nothing happened lol#it's not a hard launch unless they explicitly with their whole chests say they're together and then stick to it sorry#NONE of this matters. but.
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This is how these two went right?
#dungeon meshi#laios#kabru#I need to ramble excuse me#this is just disorganized thoughts dont look too much into it#RRRHRRHRHRGHRGHRGHRAAAAAAAAA#laios likes monsters more than he likes people#people bore him#so he just loves knowing about mosnters and ignores people#kabru has a fascinating interest in people#going beyond the normal limit of getting to know a person#and he cant understand why anyone would like monsters#none of them are normal about this#literal opposites of each other i am exploding
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what is the theory that ivan manipulated the event where till and mizi met the wagyein?
It's not a theory, actually! It's confirmed that Ivan orchestrated the whole event. The true reason as to why however is still unknown. The information provides more context to this scene, though:
During the earlier times of ALNST the most rational explanation for this scene was that Till ran after a flower crown (presumably Mizi's) and Ivan followed him in out of curiosity. Now we know that Ivan was conveniently just standing there because he was waiting.
Side note, I find it heartbreaking (and maybe a little funny, sorry) that Till most likely didn't notice Ivan in this scene. That's just like him, isn't it. Always too busy running after Mizi while Ivan trails behind, an ever-present shadow.
I'm not sure how Ivan manipulated the circumstances for both of them to end up there, but it is confirmed that everything was intentional. What strikes me most is how they describe this particular scene:
I can't copy down what they said word-for-word (Patreon info), but they described Ivan watching "creepily" as Till and Mizi are faced with danger. We know that Ivan was familiar with the Cerberus wagyein beforehand, enough to touch its teeth and even to rest himself inside its maw. To Ivan, the wagyein is not dangerous, but to Till and Mizi, it could be. Ivan prepared the wagyein, led them there, and watched "creepily" from afar as Till fell on his knees, seemingly injured.
The closest I can get to making sense of Ivan's "scheme" is that he wanted to see how other children would react in a dangerous situation. Ivan's always been an observer, after all, and he's learned to survive by copying the more "normal" behaviors of his peers. This situation occured when Ivan was still young and had not yet developed his more charming mask, so perhaps he staged this encounter to study a situational response, to learn and mimic the emotion of fear. And what better subjects for the experiment than two of the most expressive and reactive humans of their batch? It helps that he was already fixated on Till beforehand, too. I think Ivan became irreversibly obssessed after this incident, especially since it's framed as a turning point in Ivan's life, comparing Till to the stars.
This is just my attempt at an interpretation, though. It could very well be for another reason. He most likely chose Till and Mizi specifically for personal reasons, not just for reaction. I'm still not sure on the purpose behind the whole thing.
The team wanted to capture Ivan's "dark emotions" through the shot of his stalking, which could relate to his more sinister intentions. His gaze can be read in a few different ways, though. Curiosity, interest, fear, etc. Maybe that's why they decided to redraw the shot in ROUND 6.
I think this better sells the feeling they were trying to convey.
#ivan u fucked up little guy.#also okay i just wanna clear this up#i know i make a lot of posts about ivans darker side and his more problematic traits#but this isn't me trying to villainize him or reduce him down to “toxic yaoi”#I HOPE YOU GUYS KNOW ALL MY TOXIC YAOI POSTS ARE LIGHTHEARTED.#i just want to clarify that ivan was always intended to be a darker and complicated character. even since his debut in round 3#the way i refer to ivan (“twisted” “creepy” “obssessive” etc) are literally the direct words used by q and v themselves to describe him#but despite that id like to emphasize that i don't see ivan as a villain or a completely bad person. hes complicated#there is no normalcy in this world they are living in. none of the characters know what being truly normal is#this isn't me condoning his actions#but it has to be acknowledged that alnst is fucked up in nature. we can't expect perfect relationships from people who are born to die#plus ivan has a lot more layers past the “dark” parts. he's constantly battling himself and his desires#especially at the end of round 6 where he performs a myriad of conflicting actions (kiss strangle peck smile)#thanks to the r6 production notes we now know that ivan was going through a rapid internal conflict#“sure and unsure at the same time”#there is sooo much to ivan. his low self-esteem. his desire and possessiveness despite knowing till will never love him#his VEHEMENT insistence that till will never love him vs his desperate persistence in trying anyway#uh i need to shut up i think#anyways sorry. just wanted to clarify my thoughts on him in case people think im. yk.#in short. hes a fucked up little freak and he fascinates me. this poor tragic child. i love him.#SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY#alnst#alien stage#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#asks
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