#No one takes him seriously

[sga-owns-my-soul]

atlantis looking at john during A Crisis: efficient. competent and capable. a hero. a deadly solider. the man who's going to get us all home alive or die trying

atlantis looking at john literally any other time: lol look at this fucking nerd

[spoopy-moose]

Succession Elden ring au where Logan is Marika but instead of shattering the ring he just holds his hammer up really high and goes “oooooooo am I going to do it this time? Am I? Am I? Who’s gonna be the next god? ☺️☺️hehe I don’t know”

[6vaguebook]

I absolutely love turning running gags in my story into an emotional tool of social commentary and character development at the very end of my story, and never giving any sign that I'm planning to do it until it's too late and I successfully have you either bawling or talking about all the flaws in our society, if not both

[the-marshmallow]

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

I made a new household (modern day AU Glorfindel and Erestor let's goooo) and Haruki really is out to be Mr. Congeniality, befriending at least one Sim in every household 😂 (it doesn't help that modern Erestor looks slightly like Ugetsu, so this scene is kind of 😶)

Awkward days ahead

But anyway, they're starting out as roommates and it's... yeah, it's going as expected tbh

Something that was unexpected but maybe shouldn't have been is that Erestor is truly the unlikely rom-com king. Here he is battling it out with a vending machine. I think he's my first Sim to reach this level of anger 😂😂😂

Something of a treat (because I was never the same when that fic was written): Erestor has a tattoo. And somehow, Glorfindel managed to dare him to streak. Idk I didn't expect this level of wildness from this household, but I'm not mad

It's extra funny because here they are in their more canon-compliant version and they are my most behaved citizens (as expected of Elves old and wise, etc. etc.) it's just that apparently modern Glorestor are your wild gay uncles

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[theerurishipper]

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I tried something new

Part 1 -> Part 2

Masterpost

[eldritch-ace]

I too think he deserves a kwagatama

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1, Omake (Extra): Master of Time - (here)

Act 1: What was left behind. - read here

[temeyes]

simon riley, ang panget mo talaga (affectionate)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

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[kiwanopie]

Sakusa just looks like he falls asleep with his big ass hand on ur tit. It’s not even sexual at this point he just does it cause he can. As soon as he scoots in behind you to get himself comfortable the first thing he does is slide his hand up ur shirt and grabs a handful before belting himself to your back and clocking out a second later. And it’s not even limited to the bedroom, sometimes he’ll just be on the phone and see you standing in the kitchen making a snack and you’ll just feel the bottom of your shirt lift a little before his fingers are dipping under the cup of ur bra. The guy isn’t even necessarily a tit man, he just does it because you’re his

[homemadebabka]

luffy was not notorious AT ALL in alabasta. most of crocodiles beef with him was because he was so fucking annoying

[asbestos-11]

they're so sick and disgusting, i need to shoot them on sight (said lovingly)

reblogs highly encouraged *cocks gun*