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Here’s today’s reminder that Joey did voice acting in Dragon Quest Heroes 2

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I need some fresh Jaskier content or my brain will cave in

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sir im supposed to be a lesbian

JOEY BATEY as JASKIER The Witcher | S02E07

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can’t wait for witcher 4

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This feeds my soul

another day another rarepair

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Pssssst I found the Not About Angels link again

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love how after literally being tortured for hours by rience and having his fucking fingers burned and his livelihood and ability to play the lute (which is everything to him) threatened jaskier still immediately knows to go with yennefer's Bit of her being his drunken wife. if there's one thing this fucking bard will know how to do. it is "yes and"

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Bringing back this energy for season 4

guys please give us SOMETHING new before s3 comes out

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Jaskier: I bought a gun because of my griffin phobia

Geralt: you might be getting carried away

Jaskier: *firing into the ceiling* not without a fight

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- also on my AO3 -

I Saw You Staring

Pairing: Geraskier (if you squint)

Content warnings: mentions of past injury, mentions of past violence, scars, bathing

- I give no permission for the reposting of my work without credit -

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The path doesn’t offer much in the way of privacy. Most of the time you’re sleeping outside after walking all day, so modesty tends to be thrown out the window pretty early on. Jaskier learnt this the hard way. Sure, he wasn’t exactly used to the life of a noble anymore, but at the very least he usually managed to fall into bed with someone who didn’t have to watch him bathe (although sometimes that was fun…).

He’d been travelling with Geralt for just under 2 weeks when his resolve finally broke.

“Geralt!” He shouted at the man riding on top of a chestnut coloured mare. “I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I need a bath. Is there a river or something near here?”

“Finally realised there’s not many options for cleanliness out here?” Geralt smirked at him. He fucking smirked. As though he’d been waiting for this for days, which he probably had.

“You don’t have to look so smug about it, let’s just find somewhere and get it over with. I fear I’m beginning to smell like one of those monsters you hunt.”

Keep reading

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Geralt: Jaskier is so pretty

Yennefer: Don’t be jealous, Geralt. You’re pretty too.

Geralt: I’m not being jealous I’m being gay

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HA

Jaskier: if we are going to be together should come to kaer morhen and meet your family

Geralt: i dunno. Vesemir is very old fashioned

Jaskier: that's ok, I read a book on etiquette from a few centuries ago

Geralt: *still concerned* hmm

***that winter in kaer morhen***

Jaskier: *to vesemir* I'll give you 7 goats and a cow for your sons hand in marriage. Provided you can prove he's a virgin

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Still in dire need of this tbh

somebody needs to put joey batey and neil newbon in the same room and get them to play d&d together

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I really wish we’d got some Jaskier and Rience interaction in season 3

Jaskier confronting the man who literally tortured him? Getting some closure and knowing he’s safe from being burned again? Seeing his best friend kill the man who caused him so much fear and pain?

Cmon now

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They’re officially married you can’t tell me otherwise

the "unlike that raven-haired sunken-eyed serpent-tounged she-demon" to "this is my wife she has nothing to do with this" pipeline will be studied for generations to come I fear

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This SENT me

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