#No capes!

[streetlites]

Edna Weis

[lightofraye]

No Capes!

I couldn't help it.

To which:

I mean, yeah. No capes!

(Also, I love E from The Incredibles.)

[somereaderinblue]

........Hector got stabbed because he wore armour a size too small and now Penthesilea's cape.

If I had a nickel for everytime a wardrobe malfunction screwed over someone on the Trojan's side, I'd have 2 nickels. Not a lot but I did NOT expect it to happen twice.

[artzychic27]

I got a little inspired by @weaverofink’s post from a while back along with some people with asks about Monarch being a fashion critic/designer

[imaginedreamwrite]

This. Is. A. Look.

While I can’t deny that this is a great look, all I think about is:

[blmpff]

*exasperated sigh*

[fandomhopper23]

Obi wan Kenobi, achiever of the impossible, the middle ground between Edna mode and Megamind.

He should be a therapist. Then again, 'the negotiator' is basically being an intergovernmental therapist

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

[useless-catalanfacts]

Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.

Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.

[mossypawz]

There is, it's called P Town and it's full of beautiful faggots

[bettylatrepadora]

Yet another super life taken by a cape.

And y'all still doubt Edna Mode??

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

As Bruce grows older into his 50's or 60's the paparazzi and people crowding him becomes less and he thinks that people have finally decided that Bruce is too old to be attractive or mainstream and he's actually super fine with it and makes jokes( more like sarcastic remarks) about it. But in reality they've grown more freaky cause instead of looking wrinkly and a sappy old man the level of cunt he serves grows everyday,he doesn't look like a snack he looks like a buffet, 13 year olds are using his pics as the cover pages of their mafia wattpad stories, he looks majestic, absolute dilf, we don't talk about the amount of tags he's birthed just by ageing on ao3, and hes still an absolute UNIT, the reason he's not heard about it yet cause the batkids are blocking the shit OUT with all of their will and strength cause it doesn't matter if all of them are full grown adults they're still all like-THATSMYDADGETAWAYFROMHIMHEDOESN'THAVETIMEFORYOUHESBUSYBEINGOURDAD

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.

jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??

dick: his name is tim

jason: oh fr?

bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died

jason: omg welcome to the club

dick laughing: that’s what i told him!

[mickey-bees]

welcome back @therealjacksepticeye glad u remembered ur password

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.