#Nie Wanyin

[scrivenger-grimgar]

wei wuxian would probably be taller than lan wangji if he wasn't starved as a child. my guy was 186cm tall after being starved for 4-6 years, he would probably be like 190-195cm tall.

i love the idea that both wei changze and cangse sanren were also both freakishly tall, and because of that their kid is eye-level with nie mingjue or more, like dude. dude.

WWX: tallest person in jianghu

just for the record, wwx is canonically 186cm, but i think this is better! this also means that every modern au has tallxian, and i will not compromise on this >:3c

[monkeymakoko]

Sandu Shengshou is trying to make a very serious status summary at the annual sects meeting but that not seems to be going very well (don’t worry, there’s a table in front of them).

[qiu-yan]

thoughts

also wasn't sure what to do with the lan simp brothers so i guess they can sit on the side

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Nie Huaisang, pointing to Jiang Wanyin: this man has not had a healthy coping mechanism for thirteen years

[beefdogcoffee]

A translation of Jiang Cheng’s birthday special from the audio drama! Translation by @/melondenden (on twitter, now X)! Happy birthday Jiang Cheng 💜💖

[elaichichais-blog]

*Nie Mingjue strapping Jiang Cheng to a lie detector in dark basement with one flickering lightbulb and spiders*

“So… you wanna date my little brother?”

[twistedappletree]

[sockibean]

“The Sunshot Campaign”

This is old and was made from a fever dream— I have never played DND, I do not know the rules, but somehow my feverish mind made it up and now this exists HAJDHSJDND

[barawrah]

commission for @neurodivernon thank you for letting me draw the sillies again..🫶

[peupeugunn]

an mdzs transmigration fic where the characters transmigrating into canon are just. the same characters from a different au. like, lan wangji transmigrates from a modern au where everyone's just normal*? or nie mingjue transmigrates from a chef au where he was a world famous chef and ran his own restaurant**. or wei wuxian transmigrates from a spy au where he had a torrid romance with a dangerous assassin***.

or jin zixuan, qin su, meng yao and mo xuanyu transmigrate from a dystopian au and honestly don't know how to feel about the fact that canon is worse. or lan xichen and jiang cheng transmigrate from a pacific rim au and are equally incredibly confused and elated by the flying on swords thing, and also cultivation in general.

bonus points for the transmigrator knowing literally nothing about the plot. extra bonus points if there's multiple transmigrators from different aus and all of them are desperately trying to act normal, which is fruitless because everyone who knows them is also a transmigrator and trying to act normal.

*lan wangji somehow becomes the most well adjusted person in the jianghu. literally no one was expecting that.

**he also finds out that being a sect leader is kind of like managing employees except for the horror movie elements of night hunts and people get scandalised when he wants to cook his own meals. nie huaisang figured him out within five minutes of conversation, which is slightly embarrassing but whatever. he also gets into a fierce competition with jiang yanli that he carried with him from his previous life.

***the assassin being lan wangji, obviously. wei wuxian is kind of confused about this new lan wangji being so morally upright but it's kinda endearing, in a way.

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Wwx (texting Jc): *sends a voice message

Jc (texting Wwx): I’m busy. Is it urgent?

Wwx (texting Jc): No, no. Take your time.

Jc: *presses play

Wwx’s voice message: THE HOUSE IS ON FIREEEEEEEEE

Nhs: *is screaming in the background

(Insp.)

[piyo13sdoodles]

quick lil sangcheng doodle feat. jc's ace hoodie <3

[monkeymakoko]

SangChengWeek’24 DAY 3, good timing/bad timing.

OK we can all agree that the annual conference wasn’t the best place for this.

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Jiang Wanyin: can you just kiss him and end my suffering

Wei Wuxian: kiss WHO

Nie Huaisang: no i agree

Wei Wuxian: WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both losing their entire families to horrible violence and betrayal

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both having the responsibility of leading a clan thrust on them before they were ready

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both devoting their adult lives to revenge and looking down the barrel of their futures after Guanyin Temple, not knowing who they are without their anger

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang being the only people who can truly understand each other