#NOT THE KITCHEN. NOT AS A SERVER
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Biting you with my teeth and electrocuting you with my mind
#if your application is over a FUCKING gOOGLE FORM#the LEAST you can do is SEND A EMAIL THROUGH THE SAME PROGRAM#to say sorry you're not what we're looking for#FUCK jobs that don't even tell you yeah you're not it bye. and just ghost#ahhhh#after reading this im not even applying there were so many red flags#like a reference for a coffee shop job?? and a question on 'how experienced are you with vegan/vegetarian food' I'm APPLYING FOR THE CAFE#NOT THE KITCHEN. NOT AS A SERVER#it's isn't even a vegan shop just meatless so. ahhhhh why do you careeeeee
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Server!Steve sending messages to Line Cook!Eddie through order tickets, little smiley faces :) and hearts <3 and 'i miss you :(' during the rush when they haven't seen each other in 30 minutes, and 'i know this order is dumb af please just make it this lady is a bitch'.
Eddie always gives Steve free food to snack on and when Robin complains about it Eddie just says "He's my boyfriend, Robs, so unless you wanna suck my dick-" and she just walks away.
They've been caught making out in the walk in fridge more than once and probably would have been fired already if 1) the restaurant wasn't a little locally owned place and 2) they weren't both the actual best at their jobs.
#scarcrossdlvrs has been talking about line cook eddie recently#and one of our servers sent a 'kill me <3' to the kitchen today and cracked me up#steddie#stranger things#steddie au#joey writes
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happy halloween here's wrench as frankenstein's monster and dinah as the bride <3 the frankenwives <3
#my art#fanart#starlight express#stex#dinah the dining car#wrench the repair truck#dinahwrench#kitchen repair#originally drawn for our server's halloween event#yall know i cant resist shoving my ship into everything hehe
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cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)
#so I had this great watermelon last weekend. and the thing is it probably wasn't even that great of a watermelon#but I was four hours into an eight hour shift and we had thrown out all the watermelon salad because no one was eating it#and then our manager ran in and yelled that the client really fucking wanted watermelon salad.#so like six of us servers started frantically chopping watermelon. and the kitchen got really hot#in the way it does when everyone inside it is really stressed because there's no fucking watermelon salad#and after we chopped all the watermelon and the client got their fucking watermelon we all had a moment#where we looked at the remaining watermelon and we were so hot and cocktail hour was almost over anyway and the salads were all plated#and we all went for the watermelon and we ate it with the kind of rabid intensity you only get while eating cold watermelon in a hot kitche#and it was the best watermelon I have ever tasted and several days later i am still chasing the high of that fucking watermelon#and the thing is i know it isn't even the watermelon i'm actually missing#it's the feeling of cool liquid on hot skin and the feeling of a crisis averted and the feeling of camaraderie#that comes with devouring a watermelon in a hot kitchen with six other people who you have nothing in common with except that watermelon.#i don't dream of labor but i am dreaming now of being 4 hours into an eight hour shift eating watermelon in a hot kitchen.#i dream of laughing around the cold fruit in my mouth. I crave that watermelon like i'll die without it.#< honest to god this is real and that watermelon left such an impact on me that i had to draw it and write this. having a normal one#maybe this is insane but working in a team of people you truly like to do something you actually enjoy is so underrated#if only they fucking paid me i could work as a server for the rest of my life. unironically#skribbles
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Y’all, hear me out:
Chef Alcina with a black uniform, her crest embroidered in golden thread on the breast pocket just to be extra. Chef Alcina with the most impressive knife skills you’ve ever seen. Chef Alcina placing her hand gently on the small of the new line cook’s back on her way by. Chef Alcina’s triplet daughters helping out as waitresses of the restaurant. Chef Alcina’s pleased little smirk when her line cook correctly pronounces the name of a Romanian dish. The sentimental look in her eyes as she cooks her childhood favorites.
AH! Head empty, just Chef Alcina.
#resident evil village#alcina dimitrescu#lady dimitrescu#headcanon#Dani gets the most tips with frat boys#she flirts but then turns around and makes a dramatic disgusted face#Cass is that one bitchy server#She’s mean to customers but in like- an endearing way#Bela is the hostess#she manages the floor while her mom manages the kitchen#Lady Dimitrescu as a head chef is all I can think about
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BLACK Emoji Pack ✩ °。#DISCORD
#emoji#emoji blog#discord emojis#emoji kitchen#emote blog#custom emoji#discord server#discord chat#discord stuff#aesthetic#aestethic#goth aesthetic#gothic#gothcore#dark art#dark aesthetic#darkness
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LOOKING AT COLM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE MAKES ME NOTICE THE SIMILARITIES IN THE WAY HIM AND DUTCH DRESS.
LIKE... VERY SIMILAR. FORMAL CLOTHING COMPARED TO OTHER GANG MEMBERS, A MOSTLY BLACK LOOK WITH RED/GREEN ACCENTS. (NOT TO MENTION THE PRACTICALLY SAME SHIRT.)
I THINK IT'S A SILLY PARALLEL BETWEEN THE TWO. THE GAME DOESN'T MAKE IT HARD TO POINT OUT THE SIMILARITIES WITH DUTCH AND COLM, WITH KIERAN'S TALK ABOUT HOW SIMILAR BOTH GANGS ARE AND THE CAMP INTERACTION WITH HIS TELLING ON HOW COLM ACTS AND THE ALMOST IDENTICAL WAY DUTCH ENDS UP ACTING IN CHAPTER 6.
(I LOVE LITTLE DETAILS LIKE THIS. I EAT THEM UP AND CHEW THEM IN MY MOUTH UNTIL THEY'RE ALL SOGGY WET AND SQUISHED LIKE A CHEWED UP PIECE OF PAPER.)
#this sounds so dumb im sorry#dont let me near a kitchen cause i WONT be cooking#also i feel like this was something noticeable before to people im just stupid#i want to over analyze the game with the rest of you guys and stop just saying all my thoughts in my personal channel on my server#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#colm o'driscoll#dutch rdr2#dutch van der linde#rdr2 dutch#red dead#red dead 2#rdr#red dead redemption#dutchmoment#dutch royal family#colm o'driscoll rdr2#colm rdr2#rdr2 colm
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bath is such a tourist trap 😭😭 the roman baths were neat but that’s literally all there is
#stream#skip sally lunn’s house unless u want to sit around for 15 minutes waiting to have ur drink order taken only to sit around for an hour to#have to go out and FIND THE WAITER bc we been sittin for an HOUR waitin for the damn FOOD TO SHOW UP#man didn’t show up once 🙄#literally i’m still so annoyed that im going to leave a review like bro what the fuck we were the ONLY people in the entire ROOM & we were#just ??? looking around ???? like what the fuck#i hate all non american restaurants unless they’re like#UPPITY UPPITY restaurants or like a PUB#anything in between is trash & i would rather kill myself than go to them#either give me bugs in my drink or a Real Server that’s IT !!!!!#😭����😭😭😭#i wouldn’t have been dramatic if i wasn’t just drinking fucking BLACK TEA on an EMPTY STOMACH like BRO i was going to VOMIT#i got so annoyed i was like i’m just going into the kitchen bc what the fuck is this like guess i gotta cook this trash myself ?#then they just comped the drinks like … lol#omar covered bc i was going to argue bc the ORHER SERVER SAID SHES COMPING EVERUTHING BC AN HOUR IS BULLSHIT#THATS AN H O U R#FOR FUCKING 2 SLICES OF HAM W MUSTARD ON A BUN#I’m soooooo ANNOYED#like what pisses me off the most is slow service#be RUDE just don’t be fuckin SLOW#IF UR TABLE IS BORED UR DOING A BAD JOB
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#im trying to write fics#and i have ideas for this but im not sure where to put who#OH and it would be a fine dining restaurant au#like i could see nico as the tatted line cook whos kinda quiet but knows exactly what hes doing and works well under pressure#but i can also see will as the line cook who is so positive all the time that he lowkey keeps the kitchen together#who is ALSO good under stress#but also both of them in a cute lil white collared shirt and black vest as servers or bartenders#it just works#solangelo#nico di angelo#will solace#percy jackson#pjo#the sun and the star#tsats
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Some mild existential dread in the house today
#im just feeling reeeeally really drained#works taking a LOT out of me#like. it feels less intense day to day? or maybe im reacting less? but its still very much piling up#and im just feeling very...idk. like im still waiting for permission to live my life#except now the permission osnt coming from any one person its. having the money to docit#and the time and the energy#and i guess thats just what adult life is? waiting#and hoping#and along the way losing sight of what i even wanted in the first place because im so *tired*#idk. i definitely need a project of some kind but im struggling to settle on something and then organise it#i have stuff to do today anyway. alfie had a lil bit of emergency cash saved so i need to go shopping#and i need to tidy the kitchen and do some dishes#and have a bath and shave at some point#i also want to draw but again. struggling ti pick something and idk if ill have the executive function spare#AND i want to try and be more social and talk to folks but thats its own kind of difficult#part of me would like a disc server that just has all of my friends in it bc i find it easier to dip in and out of conversarions#but i imagine that would be weird for folks who dont know each other#idk. lot goin through my mind when all i really want is sleep#which also hasnt been...greeeeat lately#mainly because Alfie wakes me up in the mornings bc they dont like being alone but also have a very different sleep schedule to me#and can take multiple smaller naps over a day whereas i really need a solid 8 or so hours or i just. dont fully switch on#but theyre also struggling atm (mentally and also they got an injury at work AND seperately broke their foot ffs)#so they need me more and its just#this never ending cycle of SOMETHING needs my attention#and its fucking exhausting asfghfkd#but!!! we keep goin!!!!! been applying for a bunch of jobs and havent heard anything positive yet but. we keep tryin huh
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The knife being given to Ron for him to use in the kitchen instead of being used against him as intended was so good. It was Cellbit’s knife before it was Bad’s, his sort of reassurance and comfort during triggering or stressful moments, as well as a reminder of what he wants to avoid reverting back to. A knife that gave him options.
The way that knife symbolized extremes and bloody decisions, given to Bad to carry out the actions Cellbit suspected of him, that of which Cellbit would not do but would look the other way of, knowing well what sorts of violence Bad can commit.
Bad never uses it. As much as everyone expects him to, he instead gives it to Ron for its intended purpose. Just like instead of having killed him, or as heavily implied, eating him, he had taken Ron somewhere safe.
Idk something about how characters come back from extremes, and the other islanders help in this. Baghera helping Bad settle on helping Ron escape. Cellbit’s family helping to keep him choosing the better options, striving for something level headed and rational, at the very least. Something about how people can do terrible things, but then they can do better and work to correct for what they’ve done, how forgiveness isn’t impossible and reformation is in reach.
Something about Cell’s knife, clean and newly sharpened, stored in a drawer in Ron’s kitchen, now used for gentle things.
#smth about taking poor bloody decisions and turning them into something that is good. kidnapping ron and turning it to helping him escape#and figure out a life away from the Feds. taking this knife with a long history and using it for its intended purpose - kitchen work#though I know it’s not the same knife it’s symbolically the same knife yknow yknow#idk man the way this happens when people understand bad and why he’s doing what he’s doing#even Cellbit with his own understanding and helping bad even with those bloody intentions and purposeful looking away. it was support#support that bads been lacking. and like no it’s not good but like at least bad has had something that’s not just accusations and such#like. it’s tricky. bad has been very much in the wrong. but like with Charlie when he went crazy with grief he came back with help#bad has hardly been the worst person morally on the server so far#but idk. smth about realizing you’re in the wrong and righting it. how the islanders keep eachother up like this#mcyt#qsmp#q!bbh#bbh#q!cellbit#cellbit#z speaks
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WHO WAS GATEKEEPING THE BRIDGETTE IN VEGAS VIDEOOOO
I started screaming while watching it btw
“Nobody fucks with my staff.” GO GO GO GO GO
EVERYTHING IN THAT EPISODE. ITS SO DRAMATIC AND AMAZING AND JUST EVERYTHING
#bistro huddy#nicole bistro huddy#bridgette bistro huddy#aaron bistro huddy#harold bistro buddy#terry bistro huddy#pickles bistro huddy#joey bistro huddy#bistro huddy kitchen staff#bistro huddy servers#bistro huddy customers
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Kon: Hey… You know I love you right?
Marinette: You better.
Kon: So I only mean the best when I say this.
Marinette: *raises eyebrow*
Kon: But isn’t that…a lot of chocolate?
Marinette: *looks at every kitchen countertop full of some sort of chocolate treat* I don’t see your point. This is a regular amount.
Kon: I really don’t think it is…
Marinette: Hey this is *your* fault
Kon: *puts hands up in surrender*
Dick: *enters room* Oh…well… I know I asked for treats… but this is not what I meant…
Marinette: Don’t be so self-centered. This is all for me.
Dick: Seriously?
Marinette: *gives him an amused smirk*
Dick: You had me for a second there
Jason: *enters room* Oh wow…is that for me? *points to a tray of pain au chocolat*
Marinette: It is
Jason: Thanks Pixie
Duke: *walks in room. Turns around and walks out*
Tim: *enters* what’s up with him? *sees treats* Oh. Can I have some?
Marinette: *shoots a look at Kon*
Kon: Yeah I see why you made so much now. Sorry *kisses cheek*
Marinette: I would forgive you but I know you’re stealing a croissant behind my back after I told you not to touch
Kon: *drops croissant and backs up with hands up sheepishly*
Marinette: *rolls eyes and pulls him down into a kiss*
#konette#gonna put them on the ttt map#Pretty Punk#team pretty punk#is that for me? ttt2023#I know I asked but this is not what I meant ttt2023#that’s a lot of chocolate ttt2023#maribat discord server#ttt2023#maribat#mlb x dc#dc x mlb#maribat incorrect quotes#maribat marinette dupain cheng#maribat Conner kent#maribat dick grayson#maribat jason todd#maribat tim drake#Marinette is pregnancy baking#she was craving chocolate so she bakes the whole kitchens worth of it
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Hi! I happen to be one of the very few of us that are Gressil fans, and I saw those two arts that @gressil-offender posted. (the silly one of him with the binoculars and the one of him in that awesome fit) but I didn't see them on Ms. Freaky's insta? Where did y'all find those? thxxx ;)
HIII!! Sorry for responding so late, thank you so much for being patient 💜
The binoculars one was on Ms. Freaky’s instagram, both in her story and in her broadcast channel last month! It’s still in the broadcast channel, but the story has expired.
He has so many awesome fits, but I’m assuming you mean the one where he’s shiny (💜), if I’m wrong feel free to send another ask! 💜
That one was sent in the art channel of Ms. Freaky’s discord server a few days ago (though I will admit conversations move so fast that I had to scroll back for a few minutes to find it..)
Again, thank you for being patient! 💜
#yes Ms. Freaky is Chica the Kitchen now to the people who are no longer in or weren’t in the server#I honestly didn’t know she changed her profile till a few minutes ago#asks#homesick#gressil#gressil homesick#homesick gressil#homesick webtoon#gressil defender
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speaking of comparisons, tesilid argente and yoo joonghyuk are both tragic regressors, but i genuinely think tesilid gets more of a raw deal than yjh
yjh may have had to go through 1800+ regressions but a) he chose to do it (even if he doesn't remember at the time) and b) can make his own decisions. like he has free will and can express his emotions and stuff
not only does tesilid not choose to go through his regrssions and has it forced on him by an uncaring god, he also has to police his own actions (and possibly emotions/thoughts??? can't remember exactly how throughly the stigma monitored him) lest his stigma act up and decide he's committing a sin and punish him for it
yjh can let off steam by murdering people/constellations and tearing down the star stream system and has clear goals and a plan of how to end the regressions, even if both change over time. but tesilid basically has to grin and bear it while he's fed shit from literally everyone around him unless he's willing to act up and be both be in pain and become weaker. also i don't think he has any idea of how to end his regressions other than saving the world?? i need to finish reading the novel lol
no wonder tesilid went completely and homicidally insane in a fraction of the number of regressions that yjh went through. i would too if i was forced to act like a goody two-shoes while going through hell
#i want a crossover between these two series but i have no idea what it would be#maybe some kind of scenario?#orv is mainly gen and....okay i don't think tesilid's series has a good acronym yet but it is explicitly romance so that would be fun#omniscient reader's viewpoint#the perks of being an s class heroine#yoo joonghyuk#tesilid argente#spoilers#tesilid appeals to every person who has ever been in customer service#like in restaurant terms he's a server who has to smile for tips while yjh is the executive chef in the kitchens yelling at everyone#i've lost the plot but basically it's pretty fun to compare these two esp. with their respective readers
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