#NASTY ASS!

[lillambtotheslaughter]

Somebody's gotta grab johnny by the scruff of the neck and FORCE HIS ASS TO CLEAN THAT DIRTY ASS SHACK! BECAUSE TELL ME WHY I WALK INTO HIS SHACK LOOKIN FOR HIM AND IMMEDIATELY I SLIP ON ONE OF HIS FUCKIN BEER BOTTLES! THAT AIN'T EVEN THE WORSE PART!! AS IM LAYIN THERE ON THE FLOOR ACCEPTIN DEFEAT I HEAR A FUCKIN RAT. SQUEAKEN ITS LITTLE VERMIN ASS ACROSS THE ROOM!!! I HAVE NEVER. EVER. GOTTEN UP SO QUICKLY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! I PRAY! I PRAY MY FUCKIN HEART OUT THAT SOMEBODY WILL TEACH THIS PIG TO BE CLEANER.

[limpnoodles]

The sheer terror I felt for husk at this moment:

(Alastor we need a talk.)

[flayyr]

hes reading alfred lord tennyson and he makes me want to vomit

[ochrogasting]

carmy hard at work

[catalinap69]

When you have a wedgie on both ends 🙈👅 check my 0F😈 for spicier pics 😘

[theonewhowails]

silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

[15-lizards]

Modern AU Bramie worst couple on gods green earth. She’s a college sophomore on a sports scholarship just trying to get through her classes. He works at Tywin Roy’s multi media empire bc nepotism and he sucks so hard at his job he couldn’t tell you his title. They met while she was on her daily 5 am jog outside of campus and found him hungover on a park bench after a two week bender with coke in his pocket and 30 missed calls and 55 suggestive texts from Cersei. She thinks he’s a bum but gives him her water bottle out of pity. They meet again a week later at some business soirée Tywin is throwing that Briennes dad got invited too and they meet eyes and immediately feel some kind of godawful connection they are Locked In now. He beelines over to her bc he subconsciously thinks she’s Mother Teresa but then verbally starts making fun of her for having a social climber daddy. She asks how his monthly detox at rehab was. They’re snippy with each other all night. A few days later she’s getting coffee with Sansa after class and she looks over to see who Briennes texting and goes why are you arguing with a thirty two year old man over his college sports highlight reels. Aaaaaand scene.

[lady-loveluck]

Some small headcanons of Werewolf Max! He is a stinky boy and I just wanted an excuse to draw him!!

[dinoclawsz]

Up the waterfall 🌊🩸🎏

[baegoddess2]

[nocofamilyau]

I sure hope Hijotee is doing well wherever they may be... (21/24)

[pespillo]

ya think they get their own rooms or do the bizzyboys gotta sleep in that dinky trailer van packed in like monkeys in a barrel