#Mr. Probable

[lilislegacy]

everyone, sitting in awkward silence at the dinner table:

percy, glaring:

athena: i would just like to say that—

percy: you’ve been horrible to everyone in this room? yes, we’re all aware.

athena, angrily: perseus jackson, you dare speak to—

annabeth: okay okay! let’s all just take a breath here

mrs. chase, nervous: yes i agree. why don’t we—

percy, firmly: no. you are all going to sit here and think about what you’ve done

annabeth, leaning over and whispering to him: percy, i love you for standing up for me. i really do. but i think you‘ve made your points very clear to all my parental figures about how horribly they messed up.

percy: well i still don’t think they feel badly enough

frederick, raising his hand: if i may—

percy: you may not.

[goldinrod]

wonderlands x crossing! here's hoping brand new your world also has a fishing minigame

[venominomenon]

Do you think in the Underworld Eurylochus heard voices of the drowned men asking him why he opened the bag?-

[embers-of-the-league]

Okay, so here's where we're at apparently

Tomura is dead

Toga is dead (or, let's just call it as it is, she committed suicide) - this is despite the fact that if she died other characters (read: heroes) should have died as well, but didn't (Bakugo and Edgeshot for example)

Dabi is presumably still in the hospital (since we didn't see a funeral), unable to move or do anything on his own

Spinner wrote his book, but where he is and how he's actually doing is unknown - presumably he still has to deal with multiple quirks that aren't his own and are tearing at his body

Compress is alive but where he currently is is unknown - he read Spinner's book (and that's it)

Kurogiri exploded?? And nobody has bothered to mention anything about him since

Twice has been dead for a while, but his murderer is not only free of charge but also the head of the HPSC (which still exists btw)

Other things:

The hero ranking system still exists

Seemingly no real changes have been made which would help victims like the LOV before they felt like they had to turn to villainy to be heard/seen/understood

Deku gets to be a hero again by the power of ~technology~ - kinda making the whole deal about him losing his quirk feel pointless

Not from this chapter, but I still feel like it's very important to point out that it's heavily implied that Rei is just gonna take care of Enji (her abuser) now and probably for the rest of time

The few good things:

Ochako bringing more focus on mental health

That was it, I have nothing else

[forecast0ctopus]

enterprise diplomacy event

[mariflexion]

POV you're an externals liaison

Alice checking her bereal like

[spicy-suns]

The real reason Charlie was hired

[miguel-owhora]

hmmm thinking about a COD ABO au where the 141 live in a society where alphas are typically seen at the top of the pack, with betas and omegas as their subordinates. They're used to omegas being submissive and traditionally housepartners.

Enter the reader: this towering, large, heavyset omega who comes from a different society where omegas are actually on top of the pack, where they're more aggressive and territorial compared to the other two sexes.

The others expect you to roll over, maybe be more submissive, and they're quickly proven wrong when you snap at Price when he gets a little close—and it startles them, because an omega just snapped at the head alpha.

The boys grow intrigued by you, but they quickly learn not to overstep your boundaries; you show them you have no qualms with baring your teeth at them. You're not mean, you're polite and respectful as long as they respect you. However, some other idiot doesn't realize this and gets the idea that you need to learn your place; an omega shouldn't be ordering them around, shouldn't even be a soldier, nevermind be anything but a househusband.

The boys get a glimpse of how different omegas are in your society when they see you force the other alpha into submission, sinking your sharp teeth into the back of their neck, threaten to bitch them if they don't learn their place. Blood glints over your slick spit teeth, pupils dilated and feral with aggression and anger. You hold them in a scruff, pinning them down with your body and strength, until the idiot submits. Only then do you let them go with their metaphorical tail tucked between their legs, and you raise your head, glaring at anyone who'll meet your gaze, and ask if anyone else wants to get bitched.

Gaz has to smack Soap's hand down when it starts to rise, ignoring the chubbing in their individual pants as you dip from sight, with Ghost watching you with dark eyes, and Price eventually calling everyone back to their activities. Though, it's a silent agreement that all four boys slink back to their rooms to rub one off to the idea of you bitching them out.

[afterthelambs]

It’s funny that Sumire is the one with the Cinderella persona and Akechi is the one with the prince outfit and yet the most Prince Charming-coded thing in the game is Joker holding onto a single glove, waiting for its owner to return after the magic that let them spend a brief time together was over. The glove is functionally the same as a glass slipper. So in conclusion detective prince? more like disney princess--

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

[pencildragons]

people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:

mr bonzo

colin

needles

michael knifehands

stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner

[remcadll]

Wow crazy how it’s been two months since mha ended. what the hell was that btw

[misterreca]

why does he lowkey look like a manhwa character here...

[forecast0ctopus]

i think spock and scotty talk about physics. for fun

[abesetacringe]

ok, lied about disappearing, here's a summary of my recent Clara (Mrs. Afton) brainrot because I refuse to stuff her into Ballora in the AU

[moodyvoid]

Dabi, walking into the hideout and seeing Mr. Compress, Toga, and Tomura all wearing cooking aprons.

Dabi: “… What are you doing?”

Mr. Compress: “Toga and I are teaching Tomura how to cook!”

Tomura: “I’m here against my will.”

Dabi: “Why?”

Mr. Compress: “Because it’s an important skill to have!”

Toga: “— and we saw him eating an orange earlier.”

Dabi: “So?”

Toga: “With the peel.”

Dabi: “What the hell?”

Tomura, grumbling: “Kurogiri always peeled them for me.”

Mr. Compress: “He tried to boil water in a pot by putting it in the microwave.”

Dabi, looking over at the destroyed microwave.

Dabi: “Wow, what an idiot.”

Tomura: “Shut up, Dabi. When was the last time you cooked something?”

Dabi, rolling his eyes: “I make instant cup soba all the time.”

Tomura: “How, exactly?”

Dabi: “I pour the water in and heat the cup in my hand until it’s cooked.”

Toga: “…”

Tomura: “…”

Mr. Compress, handing Dabi an apron.

Dabi: “Fuck.”