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I ❤️ THE CREATCERS....
#dinosaur#dinosaurs#dinosaurstvshow#????is there ppl into the dinosaurs????#gay#gay dinosaurs#spike dinosaurs#fran#fran dinosaurs#robbie dinosaurs#Monica dinosaurs#lesbian#dinosaurs 1991
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Muppet Fact #1091
Monica DeVertebrae was the first dinosaur to divorce her husband.
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Dinosaurs. Episode 209, "Unmarried… with Children." November 13, 1991.
#muppet facts oc#jim henson#the muppets#muppets#muppet facts#fun facts#dinosaurs#Monica DeVertebrae#divorce
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Reimagine Tomorrow interviewed Disney Television Animation Assistance. Chief Counsel and CEO of Disney Television Animation legal Gregory Payne.
Payne mentions how to bring diversity trought multiple Disney TVA shows like Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, The Proud Family Louder and Prouder, Primos, Hailey's On It!, StuGo, The Witchverse, Rhona Who Lives By The River and more.
Currently Payne is helping with The Walt Disney Company's potential acquisition of Monica Ray's "Magic Children Doing Things" and Hannah Ayoubi's "Monsters Abroad" from Nickelodeon and Paramount to be considered for potential Disney shows.
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#Gregory Payne#Disney Television Animation#Disney TVA#Disney TV Animation#Magic Children Doing Things#Monica Ray#Monsters Abroad#Hannah Ayoubi#Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur#The Proud Family Louder and Prouder#Primos#Disney Primos#StuGo#Disney StuGo#The Witchverse#Witchverse#Rhona Who Lives By The River#La Familia Avenúñez#Familia Avenúñez#The Avenúñez Family#The Proud Family: Louder And Prouder#The Proud Family#Reimagine Tomorrow
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"If you want to take them, you'll have to go through us."
Art for the big finale of Here's What You Missed.
#Moon Knight#Moon Knight fanart#WandaVision#Marvel#Khonshu#Lunella Lafayette#Devil Dinosaur#Beaubier system#Jean-Paul Beaubier#Jeanne-Marie Beaubier#Aurora Beaubier#Jen Walters#Thor#Jean-Paul Duchamp#Marc Spector#Steven Grant#Jake Lockley#Layla El-Faouly#Wanda Maximoff#Billy Maximoff#Tommy Maximoff#Carol Danvers#Monica Rambeau#Sam Wilson#Bucky Barnes#Wade Wilson#Shang-Chi#Katy Chen#America Chavez#Kamala Khan
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Oh no an interest with little to no fandom and a ship with zero fan art oops
#mine#jim hensons dinosaurs#dinosaurs jim henson#roy and Monica#roy/monica#ronica?#moy?#there are no ship names for this lets be real
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Tournament of Lokis 2024
Friendly reminder that I'm currently taking submissions for the Tournament of Lokis until Jun 30, 2024. It's until July 15 now due to the few submissions.
To submit a Loki into the Tournament:
-Any Loki is allowed. e.g. Goro Akechi from Persona 5 is allowed and the recently discovered dinosaur Lokiceratops is ALSO allowed.
-Send me proof through DMs or asks of a donation of $5 or more to Gaza's Water Municipality:
Or any of these other causes:
-Every $5 is a Loki submission. If you wish to submit 2 Lokis you'll have to donate $10.
Tournament of Lokis 2024: Nominations so Far (will update w/each submission):
PLEASE REBLOG TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO SEE THIS.
#loki#norse mythology#lokiceratops#dinosaur#persona 5#goro akechi#atreus#kratos#gow#gowr#god of war#santa monica studios#neil gaiman#rick riordan#percy jackson#magnus chase#american gods#sandman#dream#the endless#mcu#marvel comics#marvel cinematic universe#alan cumming#tom hiddleston#sunny suljic#record of ragnarok#ror#snv#tbi
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Dinosaur before the Jr. - circa 1986/87
- After I read good things in zines, I had picked up Dinosaur’s 1985 self titled Homestead Records debut in the fall of 1986. In June of 1987 I noticed a barely advertised show at (Cabaret) Metro in Chicago with Dinosaur as the headliner, I jumped at the chance. The show probably represented the fewest people I ever saw at any Metro show. The set was killer in spite of the paltry audience, tickets were only $3.
The set list was primarily material from the debut plus songs that ended up on You’re Living All Over Me, which would be released on SST Records later in December of 1987. A favorite show and for a lot of years after, I never missed a Dinosaur Jr. gig
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Dinosaurs S2 E19 Nuts to War PT 1
The Opening Titles are a spoof of the intros to the ABC miniseries The Winds of War (1983) and it's follow up War and Remembrance (1988); ABC is also the same network work that aired Dinosaurs during the show original run.
#Dinosaurs#Jim Henson's Dinosaurs#Dinosaurs TV Series#Dinosaurs Season 2#Brian Henson#Bob Young#Michael Jacobs#ABC Sitcom#TGIF#Nuts to War#1990s#1992#February 1992#Herman Wouk#The Winds of War#War and Rememberance#Parody#Pistachios#Earl Sinclair#Robbie Sinclair#Baby Sinclair#Charlene Sinclair#Fran Sinclair#Ethyl Phillips#Roy Hess#Monica DeVertebrae#B.P. Richfield#Howard Handupme
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DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY BLOG OR EVEN LOOK AT MY POSTS IF YOU THINK AROALLOS ARE SLUTS/WHORES IN ANY WAY FUCK OFF
THIS IS AN AROALLO (AND ALL A SPECTRUM) SAFE SPACE HERE OK FUCK OFF APHOBES
#a spectrum#ace spec#i am monica i speak for the aces#the aces say dinosaurs are cool aphobia isn't#ace safe space
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This week on Marvel Comics (11th January 2023):
Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 6 #017
Black Panther Vol. 8 #013
Captain America: Symbol of Truth #009
Carnage Vol. 3 #009
Daredevil Vol. 7 #007
Dark Web: Ms. Marvel #002 (Finale)
Ghost Rider Vol. 10 #010
Legion of X #009
Mary Jane & Black Cat #002
Miles Morales: Spider-Man Vol. 2 #002
Monica Rambeau: Photon #002
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Vol. 2 #002
Moon Knight Vol. 9 #019
Savage Avengers Vol. 2 #009
Star Wars: Darth Vader #030
Star Wars: The High Republic Vol. 2 #004
Tiger Division #003
Wolverine Vol. 7 #029
X-Men Vol. 6 #018
#amazing spider-man#black panther#captain america: symbol of truth#carnage#daredevil#dark web: ms. marvel#ghost rider#legion of x#mary jane & black cat#miles morales: spider-man#monica rambeau: photon#moon girl and devil dinosaur#moon knight#savage avengers#star wars: darth vader#star wars: the high republic#tiger division#wolverine#x-men#this week#marvel#star wars#comics#marvel comics#star wars comics
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Behold! The original concept for the board/video game story for South Park 3 - Fanmade game about an Evil New Kid punishing the government, stealthing the South Park heroes & women to starve & massacre them in the events of the main TV series.
Would have been a 2d beat,em,up but that was scrapped & I predicted the downfall once the trailers came out. Simply because it was 3D like all VG failures.
I hope you can read that well. I don't feel like being traumatized by my own creation again.
#Cut content#Fractured but whole#left wing#stick of truth#south park#villains#new kid#the amazing#bebe stevens#post covid#professor chaos#marjorine#monica ryland#soviet#liberal#call girl#clyde donovan#halifax explosion#edgy#grunge#traumacore#spatellite#eric cartman#ideology#emotional#emo kids#dark#dinosaurs#evil#story
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Monica is the head negotiator for the Writer’s Guild, a collective of Hollywood screenwriters who are edging closer and closer to a full on strike if the studios refuse to meet their incredibly reasonable demands. All the writers are asking for is fair treatment and compensation for their labor, but after a meeting with the greedy T-Rex CEO of Cobbler Studios goes south, a strike is called.
Now Monica and her companions are marching the picket lines and making their voices heard, working together to create better working across the film industry.
Unfortunately, this puts a terrible distance between Monica and her girlfriend Holly, who happens to be the physical manifestation of her own screenwriting. With no way to process these feelings, Monica looks for solace in the writing community itself, but will these efforts be enough to battle the cruel, money-hungry CEOs?
This important no sex tale is 4,100 words of collective bargaining as laborers organize to protest a nauseating dinosaur CEO with the power of solidarity and love.
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AUTHORS NOTE: greeting buckaroos. this tingler is given to all FOR FREE in solidarity with writers guild buds who are currently making their voices heard and striking with incredibly reasonable demands.
the wga is asking that any donations go to the ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY FUND which is used to directly help those in the entertainment industry in need and who will feel the financial burden of not working during a strike.
as i said this tingler is free HOWEVER if you have the means you can donate the amount a tingler usually costs (three dollars or MORE if you would like) to the charity fund and support. just click the link and when it says 'gift designation' select 'film and television'
DONATE HERE
if you would like to know other ways you can support those currently on the picket line click here
LOVE IS REAL - chuck
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I thought about magic too during the lockdown so it's not up to date but in general,
I find it fascinating how, from the golems to magic, Agarthan, uh, magitech seems to be inspired by the Nabatean one, but is ultimately more refined (Titanuses look more sturdy and modern than Rhea's golems) and Dark Magic, as opposed to White (faith) or Black (reason) magic is something of an Agarthan exclusive branch of magic (where they focus more on the "science" aspect of magitech?).
Also, there's this line Macuil mentions in his paralogue :
Have a taste of my power...
My bad, the non lolcalised line :
魔道の起源たる力、 とくと味わうがいい……!
Birdie roughly saying something like (mechanical translation'n'all) eat my power that is the origin of magic
But Nopes created tomes (which is wtf) and more importantly, gave Macuil's sacred regalia a name, in the localised version it's "Wind Caller's Genesis" which is noted to be, in the jp version, called Origin if the Wind-Calling.
Now, we know Macuil is supposed to be known for his magical abilities and how he "pioneered" magic studies, but I don't think the dude himself is the "origin" of magic.
Maybe he wasn't saying he - himself - was the origin of magic, but his power comes from this origin, aka Sothis.
Sothis, the origin/source of magic in Fodlan, created Nabateans, that's why Macuil claims his power is the source/origin of magic, since it comes from Sothis herself?
Nabateans being "magic" beings also comes from Linhardt's mention, in the last chapter of CF, where he calls Rhea's roars (the one she uses to boost her golems) "unadultered magic" - Nabateans can use raw/unadultered magic (or just magic by roaring), but humans need formulas and whatnot?
Tl;Dr : Sothis landed from the Blue star, and taught tech and magic to humans (agarthans). Agarthans "refined" the magic Sothis taught them with maths and created some sort of magitech, then warred against Sothis and lost.
Later on, Nopes reveals that Agarthan magitech isn't able to fight/face/defend against one of Sothis's kids firing her laser (that's how epimenides dies for the first time!).
-> Rhea's laser > maths
Fodlan Magic
Alright what I've found:
Faith/Reason
Faith (white) and Reason (black) magic are different in practice. Faith is powered by... well, faith, whether that be in a higher power or someone else. It can also be used for healing. Two examples of this are closing up wounds faster and raising a body's vital energy.
Reason magic is far more offensive and involves the manipulation of different elements. You do not need faith to use Reason magic, although Lysithea does hypothesize that reason, while necessary, cannot result in true understanding without a little faith... whatever that means.
Both of them are things that you have to study. You can have a talent for it, but Annette's support with Sylvain tells us that there are formulas involved.
Despite all these differences, Faith and Reason both have the same magic circle.
Class Change
Caspar getting blown up
As you can see, there is text on the outer ring. If I am correct, this text says:
"The goddess always lives in heaven and Fodlan. She is watching over us. As the mother of all living beings. As support of all mindful things."
It is also unlikely that this text was created by the Church of Seiros. An amnesiac Sothis in the beginning of the game will have the exact same text on her own magic circle, but that could be an oversight.
The words on the ring below appear to be Binah, Netzah, Keter, Gevurah, Yesod and Tif'eret. These are sephiroths on the kabbalistic Tree of Life.
Keter = Kether, Netzah = Netzach, Gevurah = Gebuhar, Tif'eret = Tiphareth
The symbols on the larger circles are are Uranus (♅), Jupiter (♃), and Mercury (☿). Uranus is Daath, Jupiter is Chesed, and Mercury is Hod.
They show up when you are showing off a crest.
Interestingly, they do not show up when Edelgard reveals her Crest of Flames.
The user's crest will show up in the middle of the circle. If the user has no crest, it will be empty.
I'm not sure if this is supposed to reference the symbols between each sephiroth
The symbols in the smaller circles are the Sun (☉︎), Moon (���) and Venus (♀). The Sun is Tipharet, the Moon is Yesod, and Venus is Netzach. They are connected to form a triangle.
The only sephiroths not accounted for are Chokmah (Neptune) and Malkuth (Earth). The absence of Chokmah might indicate a lack of wisdom, while the absence of Malkuth could mean that the magic is more connected to the divine than to the physical world.
The text talking about the goddess, and the abscence of Malkuth (the physical realm), could all mean that Faith/Reason directly originates from Sothis.
Dark magic
Dark magic is very different from Faith and Reason, to the point that it has its own magic circle. Finding clear pictures of this is nearly impossible, but this is what I have been able to get so far:
Three Hopes: Azure Gleam Ending cutscene
Three Hopes: Opening cutscene
I have not been able to get a full view of the text on the outer rings, but it seems to be a mathematical formula.
The circles containing the symbols are all the same size, unlike with Faith/Reason magic. The symbols are letters in the Greek alphabet:
Delta (δ): the 4th letter, representing change and difference.
Theta (Θ): the 8th letter, which is connected to thought, intellect, reasoning, and mental processing.
Xi (ξ): the 14th letter which... doesn't seem to have a specific symbolic meaning. It can be used in mathematics to represent a variable or unknown quantity.
Chi (Χ): the 22nd letter, symbolizing life force, energy, and sometimes vitality. Xi (ξ) which doesn't really have a symbolic meaning.
Psi (Ψ): the 23rd letter, associated with psychology and spiritual matters.
Omega (Ω): The last letter, symbolizing the end. The Alpha, or "beginning," could be Sothis.
In the middle of the circle there is a triangle with an eye over it. It looks similar to the Eye of Providence or the All-Seeing Eye.
This eye shows up in Thales's design as well.
The earring looks like a simplified version of the dark magic circle
It also shows up on Solon's robes!
Mini dark magic circle with the eye under it
You might've recognized the Eye of Providence as the symbol for the "Illuminati," but it actually finds its origins in Christianity, where it is a symbol of God's omniscience and providence.
The Agarthans may not worship Sothis, but we know they had their own religion. Their book talks about Thinis, where the old gods were supposed to dwell. The wording implies that Sothis awakening there was a betrayal, as it went against their religion. Perhaps this eye is connected to those "old gods."
All in all, dark magic seems to originate from the Agarthans. They are supposed to be technologically advanced, so their magic having tons of mathematical formulas makes sense.
TLDR: Dark magic = math, Faith/Reason = our lady and savior
Feel free to point out things that I might have missed!
Edit: Mixed up Daath and Chokmah. This is why I need to proofread something at least twenty times before posting!
#deathbirby#that's the only acceptable conclusion#humans tried to refine the tools sothis gave them and created dark magic#but it's still no match against Sothis's own magic or even her kids's#maybe that's why they decided to build nukes later on#even if one of Sothis's kids can eat 5 nukes and survive after a short nap#macuil brags a lot about magic#i joked earlier that magic was his dinosaurs phase but he never grew out of it#maybe he was the one who gave the formulas and praise sothis circles to humans for them to be able black and white magic#idk#FE16#3 nopes#Monica could have taught us more things about Macuil but no
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Disney Channel Getting Rebranded With New Logo?, Wizards Beyond Waverly Place Poster Semi-Confirms It
It seems that after 10 years Disney Channel is getting rebranded alongside a potential new logo, speculation on a possible rebrand came at D23 Expo with a new pin showcasing the logo mixing the old 2000s logo with the current 2019 logo.
Recently Disney Branded Television has unveiled the premiere date of the Discom "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place" slated for a October 29 premiere on Disney Channel however the poster includes a brand new logo
The logo is more simplified as the Mickey Mouse ears on the "I" are removed, it seems that like the Disney Junior rebrand we might have two versions of the new logo, the new logo is most likely going to be like what we saw with the Disney Channel pin back at D23.
Here's a recreation in how the new logo might be
#Disney Channel#Phineas And Ferb#Big City Greens#Chibiverse#Hamster And Gretel#Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur#Kiff#Disney Kiff#Monsters At Work#Zombies The Re-Animated Series#Primos#Disney Primos#StuGo#Disney StuGo#Cookies And Milk#Sam Witch#Dog And Frog#Dog & Frog#SuperStar#Pedro Eboli#Mark Satterthwaite#C.H. Greenblatt#Raj Brueggemann#Magic Children Doing Things#Monica Ray#Monsters Abroad#Hannah Ayoubi#Amy Hudkins#Ian Mutchler
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Summary: JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD... However it seems that rule might not apply when it comes to you.
Author's Note: Someone asked me to publish my Joey fanfics, so this one is for you. <3
ps. I made that iconic Joey's Meatball Sub, it really made me feel alive again.
New comfort food unlocked
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You were so tired, and hungry.
Oh dear, you could eat a horse right now. Or maybe not if that meant eating the entire horse.
Finally you got yourself inside being greeted with everyone else except Joey.
Where was he? You could really just snuggle against your friend to forget all your worries. Joey felt like home, he felt safe.
Except Chandler would disagree with you, strongly, not that you could blame him after that robbery thingy.
"It's a zombie! Everybody, run!", Chandler shouted while jumping behind Ross and pushing him towards you.
"Hey!", Ross squeaked realising that Chandler, his best friend since the beginning of time, was sacrificing him to this supposed 'zombie'.
"Hahaha", you laughed a dry sarcastic laugh while getting your jacket off.
"What happened to you?", Rachel asked noticing your disheveled look.
"Your eye bags-", Rachel was saying before you gave her a stern look that did shut her up.
Monica also gave Rachel an are-you-serious look before helping you sit down at the kitchen tables chair
"Work huh?", Monica asked already knowing what was behind your current state.
Before you started to explain Joey made a grand appearance with his iconic sandwich. It makes your stomach growl and mouth water.
Joey sat at the table next to you, he gave you a tender look before getting ready to destroy his food, with the intention of not leaving even crumbs behind.
"So. I got to work a few hours early because my boss asked me to and as we know my boss, I couldn't refuse-", you started taking a deep breath.
"I had my mom's cooking for lunch, but there was so much going on I didn't have time to eat. And when I finally did- that ass had eaten it! My food! It was supposed to be the only good thing today, and it was taken away from me", you rambled trying not to break down completely.
"Oh, this reminds me of that 'MY SANDWICH' thing", Chandler said looking at Ross who just looked back at him shooting daggers out of his eyes.
"Oh, this gets much worse. I confronted that- idiot and it got a bit heated. Long story short, I got fired", you ended your story leaving out the details of wandering around the city crying your eyes out.
"Let's celebrate!", Phoebe cheered from the couch making everyone turn to look at her.
"Yeah, you hated that job! More than I hated serving coffee!", Rachel said trying to comfort you.
"I didn't hate the job, but the people", you muttered burying your face into your hands.
"That's my girl!", Chandler cheered giving you a quick pat on the back before hurrying towards the armchair.
Your stomach made a loud noise and you felt truly awful.
"Do you have anything to eat Monica? I don't have anything at home", you asked carefully your voice cracking slightly.
"I need to go quickly to the store-", Monica started hurrying to gather her stuff.
"Here, you can have my meatball sub"
The time seemed to slow down.
Phoebe stopped chewing her hair.
Rachel had her hand covering her mouth that was hanging open.
Monica dropped her purse to the floor.
Chandler almost fell off the armchair.
Ross had a look on his face that would be expected if someone would prove to him that dinosaurs had never existed.
You lifted your head to see Joey smiling and offering his food, to you, you.
Joey had a small amount of the sauce on his face.
"I already took a couple of bites if that's okay", he said looking a bit sheepish.
"Really?", you asked voice slightly shaky, knowing that nobody else dared to move or speak.
Joey nodded and you reached towards him. But to everyone's surprise you didn't take the sandwich.
However you got up and put your arms around his neck. Burying your face to his neck you mumbled so many thank you's that nobody could say exactly how many there was.
Maybe ten? Hundred? Hundreds? Who knows.
Then you gave a kiss to his cheek before pulling away and snatching the sandwich from him.
Eagerly you started eating it and you moaned slightly at the most delicious thing you had ever eaten.
"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!", everyone suddenly shouted after they switched glances between each other.
Joey tried to look like he had no idea what they were talking about, his face was oddly red and he was feeling warm and fuzzy.
Joey loved seeing you happy, he could sacrifice one meatball sub for your happiness.
But only one.
When Joey looked at you eating happily his favourite Meatball Sub he couldn't even see anything else than you. He didn't even care about his friends who were still shocked and wanted answers.
Joey would give you every meatball sub for the rest of his life if it meant seeing you so utterly happy.
But he wanted a bite, at least.
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#joey tribbiani x reader#joey tribbiani#friends#fanfiction#rachel green#monica geller#chandler bing#phoebe buffay#ross geller
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Facts about Greek Myths?
There are a great many figures in Greek myth and they can be hard to keep track of, so here is a quick guide to which is which:
Ajax- Warrior who invented detergent.
Antigone- Funeral enthusiast who invented civil disobedience.
Atlas- First winner of the Olympic strong titan competition.
Bellerophon- Plot point in Mission Impossible 2.
Cerberus- 7 headed dog tragically born with only 3 heads.
Charon- Lead rower for Styx.
Cratus- God of strength, but not THAT god of strength.
Cyclops- Inventor of the monocle.
Daedalus- Inventor of the Labyrinth, and thus of David Bowie.
Dionysus- Drank 24/7 but very responsibly never drove.
Eris- Goddess of fighting with each other.
Eros- God of doing something else with each other.
Euronymous- God of Mayhem.
Fates- Least creatively named destiny gods ever.
Hera- Goddess of marriage yet only Zeus's third wife.
Hylia- Goddess of triangles and disjointed timelines.
Icarus- God of disappointing ones father.
Io- Space captain and epic 3D short film, still not on blu-ray.
Jocasta- Originator of Jo Mama jokes, mother of Oedipus.
Leda- Swan enthusiast and feathery-fandom originator.
Medea- Even worse mom than Jocasta.
Medusa- Inventor of reptile-safe shampoo.
Megaclite- LOL her name is "Megaclite." Pronounced like "Clitty."
Narcissus- Basically Trump.
Odysseus- Sailor who refused to ask for directions.
Orpheus- Inventor of impatiently checking the download bar.
Ouranos- Spelling that could've avoided a lot of planet butt jokes.
Pallas- Inventor of weird looking cats.
Persephone- Pomegranate fan, looked like Monica Bellucci.
Prometheus- Stupid fucking movie, especially for using some of H.R. Giger's original designs then putting them up next to a fucking plain white squid. Also let's make the space jockey a tall guy in a suit. How did Scott think that was a good idea? Fuck that shit and double fuck Covenant for somehow doing even fucking worse.
Rhode- Sea nymph yet not technically an island.
Siren- Inverse groupie.
Sisyphus- Limp Biscuit fan who never stopped rolling.
Tantalus- I'll tell you in a minute...
Thanatos- God of dying as easily as snapping your fingers.
Zeus- When the earth was still flat and the clouds made of fire, and mountains stretched up to the sky, sometimes higher- Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs. They had two sets of arms, they had two sets of legs. They had two faces peering out of one giant head so they could watch all around them as they talked and they read. And they never knew nothing of love. It was before the origin of love. There were three sexes then: One that looked like two men glued up back to back, called the children of the sun. Similar in shape and girth were the children of the earth. They looked like two girls rolled up in one. The children of the moon were like a fork shoved on a spoon, they were part sun, part earth- Part daughter, part son. Now the gods grew quite scared of our strength and defiance and Thor said, "I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer, like I killed the giants." And Zeus said, "No, you better let me use my lightening like scissors, like I cut the legs off the whales, and dinosaurs into lizards." Then he grabbed up some bolts and he let out a laugh, and said, "I'll split them right down the middle. Gonna cut them right up in half." And then storm clouds gathered above into great balls of fire, and fire shot down from the sky in bolts like shining blades of a knife and it ripped right through the flesh of the children of the sun and the moon and the earth. If you want the rest, see Hedwig and the Angry Inch cuz this is taking way longer to type than I expected.
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