#MHB

[spicymc]

OM! Demons vs MHB Demons

*the OM! Brothers begin dancing*

So, just imagine, there is like a flyer or something akin to battle-of-the-bands or something of the like with a call to action for the two groups to fight. (In each of their respective lands, of course)

OM! Barbatos: We have arrived my Lord.

OM! Diavolo: Splendid! I cannot wait to see the show! Everyone: Three, two, one!

WHB Satan and Mammon: What are they doing?

WHB Sitri: *lowers Satan's weapon for him and shakes his head* Do not waste your energy on them.

*the OM! Brothers begin singing*

WHB Demons: 🤨

[spankingwishes2]

Taking It Seriously

@ms-hairbrush wrote:

You shivered as you undressed, you knew she was attractive, you being 22 and she 72. Going to get a spanking with a rectangle wooden hairbrush she kept on her vanity. I'll be good you bawled as she put everything she had into the paddling. A good three minutes she spanked you non stop, about 2 swats every second. Held in place as she scissored your legs and pulled your left arm up your back. You couldn't have imagined how much the spanking hurt, but it did tremendously. After that first time, you were subjected to frequent spankings over her knee with her wooden hairbrush.

***

I had confessed one of my favorite fantasies... where a woman is (wrongly) convinced that for some reason I am unwilling to go down on her... in this case it had nothing to do with looks or weight, the 50-year age difference was plenty...

Her job was to 'change my mind' and she had convinced herself that I was most extremely reluctant... did not even say why I was being spanked until she had me firmly in place.

No warning, no warm-up... just a fast hard steady walloping with her hairbrush...

"I will have your face between my legs...

"And you will do your very best to please me...

"And satisfy me..."

I couldn't agree fast enough... little good it did me! She didn't slow down a bit!

"Oh, yes, I know you will...

"By the time I finish with your bottom...

"You won't dare do anything but...

"Exactly what I say!"

Was it really only three minutes? My bottom was in flames practically from the start, spanked full sore nearly as quickly - and then spanked more! Tears poured from my eyes!

A moment later I was on the ottoman, on my back, bridging to keep my roasted bottom from touching down as she descended on my face... edging on me as my tongue sought her... climaxing the first time almost immediately before settling in to let me demonstrate my skills (never had any complaints!) for a longer, slower labia-lapping... I nearly came myself when she said, "Now do a good job or we'll go right back to the brush!"

We didn't, so I must have... it took her little time afterward to fully bring me off. "That was half of what you'll get next time..." she threatened, "if I ever so much as suspect that you're having one instant of hesitation..."

"No, Ma'am, I won't," I promised with a long moan.

"See that you don't. I'll have my hairbrush handy..."

Ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhhh God...

[robinsonprojection]

[naterivernara]

モンスターハンター エクスプロア 8周年おめでとう !

[yanildiklarim]

[agencesweep]

[stickininmyeye]

Photo-reportage réalisé pour la Médiathèque des Hôpitaux, dans différents établissements où cette association est présente, pour différentes activités. 3/ ?

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

Dssdffdsff!!!! Look at my vanilla baby hanging with the cool kids!!! This is unreal 👀 thank you so much 🧡

some pics from failed story shoots with @wanderingaldecaldo‘s Val and @imaginarycyberpunk2023‘s Macha but I like them too much to let them go to waste

happy Tuesday :)

[mrsfitzgerald]

gelsenkirchen - 31.07.24 - video: @kimifillovny

[shobolanya]

@rammingthestein, your polls, which i love so much, inspired me to create this

here are some gif exhibits for your enjoyment (and of course, mine, because look at them <3)

[dream--interrupted]

Warning: looooooong post with many old art ahead! A small break from Greek mythology, have some Hindu mythology instead! (Almost) all of my Mahabharata fanservants. It's time for Pand(ava)emonium!! .......... That sounded funnier in my head.

Berserker, Bhima (I made him before Bhima became canon and I'm keeping him because my Bhima isn't a Lancer!

Madreyas.

Lancer Yudhi.

Ruler Yudhi/Yudhi alter (Dharmaraja)

Caster Yudhi/Indonesian Yudhi (Puntadewa)

Caster Ghatotkacha (I will get around giving you a proper design one day!!!)

Archer Abhimanyu

Bonus: Ruler Krishna.

Miscellaneous:

The jewel on Dharmaraja's forehead is the very same jewel on Ashwatthama's forehead. It was ripped from Ashwatthama as punishment at the end of the Kurukshetra war and was given to Draupadi. Draupadi then gave it to Yudhi to wear.

Nakula's sword(s), Asi, was created by the Gods and has gone through many, many owners but it eventually ended up with Drona and then Ashwatthama after Drona's death. Buttttt then Ash was punished/banished and the sword was given to his maternal uncle, Kripacharya, for safekeeping. Kripa gave the sword to Nakula, who would eventually return it to Kripa when the Pandavas died. It's said Kripa still is caring for the sword (which is apparently sentient!!) until the day Ashwatthama comes back for it.

(Ash is very sick of the Pandavas taking his things...!)

The name of this file is literally "yama why" (alternate name: Yudhi is very tired)

There is probably some drawbacks being the son of the God of the dead and underworld... (Yudhi is my fav and that is why I like bullying him)

Mafia AU.

Yudhi is the boss (and he still hates his life). Dharmaraja is having fun though!

Bhima still the MVP

Nakula utilizes his reputation of being vain - people think he's just admiring himself with his pocket mirror but the truth is he's secretly using it as a way to check on the surroundings behind him.

Sahadeva is always ready to throw hands. Or stab someone. Or shoot someone. Whichever he deems necessary at the moment.

[cyborg-squid]

I started reading a (translated and abridged) copy of the Mahabharata last night and. having gotten only through the 70 page introduction. I think aspects of it count as cosmic horror? not in the 'Lovecraft' sort of way, and I don't want to sound like a racist willfully misinterpreting another culture's foundational text, but...

but I think it's something that the Mahabharata directly addresses, that the central Kurukshetra war is a reflection of the divine conflict between the gods and the demons. the fact that so much of the war is orchestrated by Krishna/Vishnu, who plays both sides against each other, lending his soldiers to the Kauravas while giving his own aid to the Pandavas. repeatedly encouraging the Pandavas to commit adharma while literally embodying dharma itself. dancing and laughing when Bhima's son dies because that means Karna wasted his superweapon and now can be killed (via sneak attack and curses) by Arjuna.

the fact the literal field of battle was tilled and 'blessed' so that only those who fall to starvation or bloody death there get to go to heaven.

the conflicting personalities of Yudhistra and Bhima representing ideas of 'destiny' vs 'human effort', and how they intertwine with neither always being the 'proper' or 'dominant' one.

literal, and I mean literal, no metaphor or exaggeration this all direct from the text, rivers of human blood and gore, whose banks are described as being made up of elephant and horse corpses, which has waterweed/kelp in the form of the drifting hair off human scalps and it's foam is bubbling human fat.

and most of all, when Arjuna gets a glimpse into Krishna's "supreme godly form", he sees a vision of Vishnu as this fiery maw into which heroes throw themselves like moths to a flame, worlds burnt to ashes in his maw, lapping up entire universes and devouring them whole, "your terrible splendors fill the entire universe with fiery energy till it is scorched, O Vishnu".

It just. conveys this sense of humans, and the gods themselves at times, struggling to make sense of a largely cruel and uncaring universe, struggling to find their own destinies and capabilities, what can they really do to change or escape anything (which is little) within their roles. all set on this backdrop of human political scheming followed by horrific and brutal warfare with atrocities on both sides, being masterminded by the origin of the "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds" quote, who is literally that.

it's fucking fascinating, is what it is.

[cuubism]

YOU COMPLETED MIND & HEART, BODY & SOUL!!!!! WHAAAAAAA

and it only took me a year and a half to write those 2000 words 😂

sandman really consumed my entire brain, but I really wanted to just finish this thing at last. it's been hanging over me like a specter. but now, finally complete :)

[angynomadsimp]

Rory (he/they) for the lovely NBWednesday!!

get @mhbcaps mod for flat chest vanilla clothes here!!

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