#MHB

[spicymc]

OM! Demons vs MHB Demons

*the OM! Brothers begin dancing*

So, just imagine, there is like a flyer or something akin to battle-of-the-bands or something of the like with a call to action for the two groups to fight. (In each of their respective lands, of course)

OM! Barbatos: We have arrived my Lord.

OM! Diavolo: Splendid! I cannot wait to see the show! Everyone: Three, two, one!

WHB Satan and Mammon: What are they doing?

WHB Sitri: *lowers Satan's weapon for him and shakes his head* Do not waste your energy on them.

*the OM! Brothers begin singing*

WHB Demons: 🤨

[spankingwishes2]

Taking It Seriously

@ms-hairbrush wrote:

You shivered as you undressed, you knew she was attractive, you being 22 and she 72. Going to get a spanking with a rectangle wooden hairbrush she kept on her vanity. I'll be good you bawled as she put everything she had into the paddling. A good three minutes she spanked you non stop, about 2 swats every second. Held in place as she scissored your legs and pulled your left arm up your back. You couldn't have imagined how much the spanking hurt, but it did tremendously. After that first time, you were subjected to frequent spankings over her knee with her wooden hairbrush.

***

I had confessed one of my favorite fantasies... where a woman is (wrongly) convinced that for some reason I am unwilling to go down on her... in this case it had nothing to do with looks or weight, the 50-year age difference was plenty...

Her job was to 'change my mind' and she had convinced herself that I was most extremely reluctant... did not even say why I was being spanked until she had me firmly in place.

No warning, no warm-up... just a fast hard steady walloping with her hairbrush...

"I will have your face between my legs...

"And you will do your very best to please me...

"And satisfy me..."

I couldn't agree fast enough... little good it did me! She didn't slow down a bit!

"Oh, yes, I know you will...

"By the time I finish with your bottom...

"You won't dare do anything but...

"Exactly what I say!"

Was it really only three minutes? My bottom was in flames practically from the start, spanked full sore nearly as quickly - and then spanked more! Tears poured from my eyes!

A moment later I was on the ottoman, on my back, bridging to keep my roasted bottom from touching down as she descended on my face... edging on me as my tongue sought her... climaxing the first time almost immediately before settling in to let me demonstrate my skills (never had any complaints!) for a longer, slower labia-lapping... I nearly came myself when she said, "Now do a good job or we'll go right back to the brush!"

We didn't, so I must have... it took her little time afterward to fully bring me off. "That was half of what you'll get next time..." she threatened, "if I ever so much as suspect that you're having one instant of hesitation..."

"No, Ma'am, I won't," I promised with a long moan.

"See that you don't. I'll have my hairbrush handy..."

Ohhhh, ohhhh, ohhhh God...

[robinsonprojection]

[naterivernara]

モンスターハンター エクスプロア 8周年おめでとう !

[yanildiklarim]

[agencesweep]

[dream--interrupted]

Old FGO Mahabharata stuff.

Various Brihannalas (my favourite portrayal is the one from Suryaputra Karna)

The Madreyas ~~

genderbent (summer) Pandavas under the cut (you have been warned)

First up, Caster: Bhima.... Bhumi?

Saber: Arjun...i? (I like Arundhati for her)

Archer, ... Sahadevi?

Caster.................i have no name for genderbent!Nakula

Bonus genderbent summer Abhimanyu

I have no summer outfit for Yudidi... But I have Bride Yudidi (I cannot be stopped)

Archer, Yudidi (...I like Yuvika for her). it's her Swayamvara.

[mrsfitzgerald]

gelsenkirchen - 31.07.24 - video: @kimifillovny

[cuubism]

AO3 Wrapped (author's edition)

tagged by @five-and-dimes :)

Fics posted this year!

Webs (Silly Rabbit AU)

The Kiss of Death (Hob/Death 1389)

bliss, for a time (Dreamling light dom/sub)

mind & heart, body & soul (Malec, final chapter)

Morphology (Dreamling eldritch smut)

Rock Paper Scissors (Hob playing the oldest game)

Computation (Math AU)

Blush (Retired Dream)

all this is metaphor (Touch starved Dream)

not made small (Hope/Morpheus reverse AU)

these physical trappings (Trans Hob)

the same page (Ace Dream)

some kind of eulogy (suicidal Dream, epistolary)

sword and shield (Hob gets 'killed' protecting Dream)

finding your voice (Trans Dream)

Unravel (Dreamling Shibari)

Imaginary Numbers (Math AU, Hob centric)

Protective (Dreamling hospital proposal)

Calculations (Math AU, disordered eating)

Stormy Weather (soft Dreamling moment)

Hope for the Future (Patron Saint addendum)

home for the season (Hope/Morpheus, depression fic)

In Search of Nightingales, several chapters (Bookstore Cryptid Dream)

Besieged (Prince Dream/Knight Hob smut)

finger painting (physical therapy fic)

Assumptions (Ace Dream v. 2)

Night Games (royalty kink smut in the Dreaming)

Made in an Instant (Wish pregnancy fic)

the melting press of the sun, a few chapters (2022 meeting divergence)

wherever you go, there you are (modern AU getting back together)

here for a reason (a meeting on Richmond Green)

Predictive Modeling (Math AU, panic attacks)

my kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder (Dreamling 80s Stockbroker/Musician AU)

business school (Corporate Warprize AU)

Normal (Retired Dream sickfic)

for your punishment (Thief Hob steals Dream's ruby)

Covetous (Sex as a reward fic)

Burnout (Dreamling burnout fic)

Freedom (repressed Dream and fairytale bandit Hob)

save a horse, ride an equestrian (Olympic equestrian AU)

Do It Scared (Dream with anxiety)

Stats of 2024

Works Published: 41

Work Subscriptions: 2,213

Kudos: 16,151

Comment Threads: 2,967

Bookmarks: 3,775

Hits: 153,895

Word Count: 277,822

Top 3 fics of 2024 by kudos:

mind & heart, body & soul

the melting press of the sun

In Search of Nightingales

Top 3 fics of 2024 by word count:

mind & heart, body & soul

In Search of Nightingales

Made in an Instant

Top 3 ships of 2024:

Dreamling, Malec, and, surprise entry, Hob x Death

Top 5 tags of 2024:

Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, AU - Human, Established Relationship, Oral Sex ... wow lmao. Really sums it up

I doubt I'm supposed to tag anyone else now that it's 2025 LOL. ah well

[shobolanya]

@rammingthestein, your polls, which i love so much, inspired me to create this

here are some gif exhibits for your enjoyment (and of course, mine, because look at them <3)

[cyborg-squid]

I started reading a (translated and abridged) copy of the Mahabharata last night and. having gotten only through the 70 page introduction. I think aspects of it count as cosmic horror? not in the 'Lovecraft' sort of way, and I don't want to sound like a racist willfully misinterpreting another culture's foundational text, but...

but I think it's something that the Mahabharata directly addresses, that the central Kurukshetra war is a reflection of the divine conflict between the gods and the demons. the fact that so much of the war is orchestrated by Krishna/Vishnu, who plays both sides against each other, lending his soldiers to the Kauravas while giving his own aid to the Pandavas. repeatedly encouraging the Pandavas to commit adharma while literally embodying dharma itself. dancing and laughing when Bhima's son dies because that means Karna wasted his superweapon and now can be killed (via sneak attack and curses) by Arjuna.

the fact the literal field of battle was tilled and 'blessed' so that only those who fall to starvation or bloody death there get to go to heaven.

the conflicting personalities of Yudhistra and Bhima representing ideas of 'destiny' vs 'human effort', and how they intertwine with neither always being the 'proper' or 'dominant' one.

literal, and I mean literal, no metaphor or exaggeration this all direct from the text, rivers of human blood and gore, whose banks are described as being made up of elephant and horse corpses, which has waterweed/kelp in the form of the drifting hair off human scalps and it's foam is bubbling human fat.

and most of all, when Arjuna gets a glimpse into Krishna's "supreme godly form", he sees a vision of Vishnu as this fiery maw into which heroes throw themselves like moths to a flame, worlds burnt to ashes in his maw, lapping up entire universes and devouring them whole, "your terrible splendors fill the entire universe with fiery energy till it is scorched, O Vishnu".

It just. conveys this sense of humans, and the gods themselves at times, struggling to make sense of a largely cruel and uncaring universe, struggling to find their own destinies and capabilities, what can they really do to change or escape anything (which is little) within their roles. all set on this backdrop of human political scheming followed by horrific and brutal warfare with atrocities on both sides, being masterminded by the origin of the "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds" quote, who is literally that.

it's fucking fascinating, is what it is.

[coochiequeens]

Men are holding conferences to discuss how to have a child without a legal mother. Women opposed to surrogacy need to start organizing.

A national surrogacy organization will host a conference and expo—aimed at gay couples and individuals wishing to learn about surrogacy and gay parents that have already used surrogacy strategies—at Center on Halsted, 3656 N. Halsted St., from June 2-3.

New York City-based Men Having Babies (MHB) is organizing the event.

Yanir Dekel, MHB's Los Angeles-based Marketing & Social Media Coordinator, explained that MHB originated at New York City's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center, where a group of gay men wishing to become biological parents began meeting in the mid-2000's.

"Up until then, it was expected that you would adopt—doing [in-vitro fertilization] was something that lesbians would do," said Dekel.

The group began bringing in speakers who instructed participants on ethical surrogacy strategies. Around the world, surrogacy is tied into national and local rights issues—LGBTQ+ individuals might be prohibited from attempting surrogacy, for example, while women who become surrogates might have few legal rights.

MHB "wanted to be human-rights advocates and make our own families," Dekel said, adding that the group developed "out of the needs of the community. We're a community organization. We're not a surrogacy agency. We're a non-profit organization."

The urge to have biological children is a human trait from which gay men are often not exempt, he explained.

"They want to see their their genes moving forward," Dekel added. "For me and my husband, we wanted two kids, and with the same egg donor. One of them is my biological [child] and the other is my husband's. To me, I saw it as a biological connection between my husband and myself."

Some couples and individuals are motivated to choose surrogacy by the lack of control they would have were they to pursue adoption as their main route for having children.

"You have to wait for other people to want you—it's not a proactive thing that you can make happen," said Dekel. "People are waiting two or three years, and eventually become tired of waiting. They say, 'I want to have control over the process. I'm going to do it myself.'"

MHB generally has conferences in seven or eight locations nationwide, as well as in cities such as Brussels, Berlin, Taipei and Tel Aviv.

"We're going where people have need [for information," Dekel said. "In America, we're trying to expand our work. … We're trying to serve the community across the board."

An important part of MHB's advocacy is not only instructing the community about surrogacy, but keeping gay parents in social networks with one another.

"As a gay dad myself, I want my kids to see families that look like ours, and I want to hang out with gay men whom I can talk about gay stuff with—talking about Mariah Carey, for example," Dekel explained. "I cannot talk about that with straight guys."

[mrsfitzgerald]

budapest2.

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